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*Hermes created a group chat*
*Hermes added Artemis*
*Hermes added Apollo*
*Hermes added Dionysus*
*Hermes added Hephaestus*
*Hermes added Athena*
*Hermes added Ares*
*Hermes named the chat ‘2nd Gen Cool Gen’*
Athena: Really, Hermes?
Athena: Again?
Hermes: Yes again
Hermes: We badly need to be able communicate with each other if the meetings get too long
Athena: You could try paying attention.
Hermes: I will when we actually start talking about something important
Ares: He got you there
Apollo: Why was Artemis added before I was?
Artemis: It’s obviously because he likes me better
Apollo: I thought we were best friends, Hermes
Hermes: We are
Hemes: Artemis was just in my phone first
Apollo: WHY?!?
Artemis: Does it really matter
Apollo: YES!
Ares: Why isn’t Dite in the chat
Hephaestus: Can you please use punctuation when you are asking questions.
Hermes: She is the reason why we had to get rid of the old one
Hermes: Never again
Hermes: Also she isn’t a second generation god and this chat is for the second generation Olympians
Ares: No I won’t use punctuation
Ares: Wait
Ares: When did we decide she was not a second gen Olympian
Ares: She joined the council after most of us were already part of the council
Athena: Ares actually asked a smart question?
Athena: Shocking
Ares: Shut up Owl Face
Apollo: After she complained for years about being treated like a second gen god even though her father was Uranus
Dionysus: When did she do that?
Hermes: You were mostly drunk when it happened
Dionysus: I wish I could be drunk now
Hermes: Just be glad you can still communicate with us
Dionysus: No
Hermes: Rude
Athena: I agree with Dionysus.
Athena: I don’t want to be communication with any of you guys
*Athena has logged off*
Hermes: Even ruder
*Dionysus has logged off*
Hermes: Mean siblings
Apollo: You just have to get over it
Hermes: Like you got over me adding Artemis to the chat before you
Apollo: No
Apollo: I will never forgive you
*Apollo has logged off*
*Hephaestus has logged off*
Hermes: Hephaestus why?
Artemis: You do realize that he is gone?
Hermes: I know
*Ares has logged off*
Hermes: I just wanted to have a nice discussion with my lovely siblings
Hermes: And Ares
Hermes: I didn’t even get to pick out any fun names for anyone
Artemis: I’m sure you can next time
Hermes: Thank you Artemis for being nice
Artemis: Your welcome
Artemis: I have to go though me and the girls are going to move camp soon
Hermes: Have fun
Hermes: I have work to do anyway
Artemis: Bye
Hermes: Bye
*Artemis has logged off*
*Hermes has logged off*