Chapter Text
"Dragons In Heat"
Febuary 14th, 2024 - 12:44:44
Peter Parker & Kamala Khan
Ground Floor, MB Alpha
"I'm telling you, Peter! They're having SEGGS, you've GOT to believe me!!!"
Kamala Khan exclaims as Peter takes out his phone.
"Peter, please! We can't go to their rooms yet! They are having bed breaking, sloppy, wet, plapping, hardcore, bare back seggs!"
The one-eyed muslim girl continues to beg for Peter not to try and meet up with the Elric Brothers.
"No! There's no way this is true, Kamala. Not unless I see it with my own TWO eyes. That's it! I'm doing a Video Call over Discord!"
Peter replied as Kamala is helpless to stop him.
"Yo, are they really having sex? Let me see!"
Asked Cletus Cassidy as he sat right beside them on the boat.
"Turn on the record function, send us the video after you're done. This is great fap material."
Eddie Brock too, wanted in on the action.
"No! No! What are you doing!? Peter! Your innocence!!"
Kamala Khan repeatedly tried to warn them, but they did not listen.
And then... It happened.
"Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap! Creak~!"
Video Call
KANADE OTONOKOJI
"HAHHHH~<3 YES!!! What is it~?"
EDWARD ELRIC
"Yo~ Peter! What's up my man?"
Edward was pounding Kanade from behind, on her own bed, very roughly. She seems to enjoy it a little too much.
(Peter: Um, not much I guess? What about you?)
Hibiki can be seen deep throating Alphonse Elric in the background while on her knees.
EDWARD ELRIC
"Oh? Me? Well, I'm almost there, but, ah! Kanade here, really wanted to make it up to me for calling me short that one time."
Cassidy Cletus: "Holy Jesus!"
Eddie Brock: "Oh wow, they're really going at it."
Peter Parker: "Oh good heavens! There's Penis!"
Kamala Khan: "By Allah! This is freakish!"
Video Call
KANADE OTONOKOJI
"Ohhh~<3 OH! Ah! AH! Hi everybody! I hope you enjoy the show!"
Kanade's chest kept bouncing up and down every time Edward rams into her, his relentless thrustings gives her very little room to escape the torrents of pleasure coursing through her body.
EDWARD ELRIC
"That's what you get for calling me short, you bitch! (Smack!)"
Edward spanks Kanade from behind and made her scream.
KANADE OTONOKOJI
"AHHH~<3! HAH! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"
EDWARD ELRIC
"Oh! Cassidy! And Eddie! Is that you?"
Kanade continues to moan while Edward talks casually.
(Eddie Brock: Sup!)
"You guys got out? That's awesome dude!"
(Eddie Brock: Yeah!)
(Cletus Cassidy: Grab her nipple and twist it! Give her the ol' nipple twist!)
"Peter, turn it off! Turn it off! Astaghfirullah (God Forgive Me)!"
Kamala begs for Peter to stop the call.
"No, Peter! Don't turn it off! Keep recording!"
Eddie Brock continues to cheers Peter on as the sound of wet slapping continues in the background.
"So this is peak fiction, Gege could never..."
Cletus Cassidy reminiscent on the newest chapter of Jujutsu Kaisen and compared it to this Fanfic.
"Why my dick hard?"
Peter asked himself as he could not pull his eyes away from the Peak Fiction.
Both Kanade and Edward are soaked in sweat, their skin glistening in the light as the sound of "applause" is burned into Peter's mind.
Video Call
Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
KANADE OTONOKOJI
"God! Your dick is so big, Edward!!"
EDWARD ELRIC
"Thanks, I grew it myself :D"
Edward then proceeds to put Kanade into a Rear Naked Choke whilst still pounding her from behind.
KANADE OTONOKOJI
"HAH~<3 AH! YES! FUCK!"
Kanade is in so much pleasure she's sticking her tongue out while Edward toys with her breasts.
EDWARD ELRIC
"Are you alright, Kanade? Do you need me to slow down?"
He whispered into her ears.
KANADE OTONOKOJI
"No motherfucker! Choke me harder! Make me your bitch! I deserve it! Please!"
Kanade yelled in respond, wanting him to go faster.
This prompts Elric to go Plus Ultra, thrusting into her faster than ever before.
"AHHHH~<3! HAH<3! YES! HNNGH!"
Kanade's eyes rolled back as she bites her lips. Edward's relentless pace made her body twitch in response.
"That's it! Peter! Give me your phone!"
Kamala then yoinks it away from Peter's hand, ending the call for good, much to everybody's dismay.
"Ahhhh!!! No!!!"
Cletus Cassidy wept.
"Boo! Muslima! Boo! Bad Hijabi girl! Boo!"
Eddie Brock complains as it was just about to get good.
"It sounds just like rain... The clapping, the plapping, the slapping. He was pounding her so hard. I- I can't believe it.
The way her tiddies were bouncing in the air, how she moans, how her body jiggles with every pounding that he gave her."
Peter Parker gazes into Kamala's eyes as he told her this. The sound of "clapping" echoes in his mind, much like Suguru Geto once felt.
"Peter... You need to snap out of it!"
Kamala Khan then shakes Peter Parker back and forward.
"Peter! You need to stop Gooning over Kanade!"
Peter then finally snaps out of it.
"Kamala... I'm sorry, I didn't know what went over me. You caught me lacking, I'm sorry."
Kamala smiles in return.
"It's okay Peter, you Jujutsu'ed my Kaisen."
Kamala holds Peter's face and pinches both of his facial cheeks.
"BORING!!!"
Eddie Brock suddenly interrupts them.
"Oh fuck off, Eddie!"
Kamala immediately turns to face him.
"Now you know what it's like to get blue balled."
Said Cletus Cassidy as the heat from the gooning session finally made him stopped shaking from Hypothermia.
"You damned coomers! Stop being so horny! This is Haram! Big Iblis!"
Said Kamala Khan as she gave back Peter his phone.
"This isn't No Nut November, you hag!"
Eddie Brock responds as Peter Parker resumes paddling the life raft. They were already close to their destination when Kanade's shenanigans distracted them.
"Bitch! What did you call me?"
Kamala, Eddie, and Cassidy proceeds to have a screaming match while Peter silently steer the boat to safety.
Eddie Brock: "You've got no tits! No ass!"
Cletus Cassidy: "Yeah! You're just jealous that Kanade is so much more attractive than you are!"
Kamala Khan: "Ugh! What!? No!"
Eddie Brock: "Yuh Huh! Kanade's got some big juicy tiddies! Huge badonkers! Big 'ol pair of milkies!"
Eddie Brock: "I bet she's still tight despite not being a virgin."
Kamala Khan: "Gross!"
Peter Parker: "Hey everybody... We're here."
The suddenness of it all made them pause before realizing that they're now on the hallway of the 3rd Floor.
The water levels still hasn't dropped since the rainstorm. And because of this, the 3rd floor had became the new ground floor.
"That does remind me, why didn't Hoffman and that old guy went to the roof during the storm? It's not like they'd be immune from the flooding."
Asked Parker as each person carefully step their way off of the raft.
"Maybe their room somewhere the rain can't affect? Or maybe they didn't know better and just stayed there?
The stairs aren't wheelchair accessible, and it's not like the elevators could take you up there, even if they could still be used."
Kamala replied as they walked up the stairs.
"If you'd excuse us, we uh, have some clean up to do."
Said Cletus Cassidy as he went ahead of them towards the 10th Floor.
"Oh, Peter, are you sure that you two were the first people to come across our room?"
Eddie Brock didn't chase after Cassidy, and instead look to Peter for answers.
"No, we're not sure if we are."
Peter replied, and this prompted Eddie to rub his chin:
"Then maybe somebody else had went into our room and broke the jar..."
Before he completely went out of sight, Parker yelled for him to hear:
"I mean it could've just been the flooding! But you never know, right?!"
Peter sighs, and Kamala patted him on the back.
"Peter, it's time, I'll be going back to our room first to pray."
Said Kamala, this caused Peter to facepalm in revulsion:
"Oh! Right! I forgot! I'm so sorry, Kamala-"
But Kamala looked him in the eyes and told him:
"It's okay, Peter, it's not your fault I missed my prayer time. Besides, The Prophet Muhammad, Peace Be Upon Him, said that if it's for something urgent, like saving a life, then it's okay."
Then Peter also added:
"But as long as you pray to make up for it then it's all good, right? Go ahead, Kamala, I'll take it from here."
This made Kamala smiles as she pinches his face:
"You're so cute, Peter, you learn quick, see ya (wink)."
Kamala then walked away, leaving Peter to wrap up the life raft by himself.
"She's so cute, I like her a lot."
Little does he know, the symbiote that had been hiding on his body is still there, just waiting, itching for an oppotunity.
All it ever needed, was for him to be alone.
"What the?!"
Peter suddenly felt a pull from behind him, the black sludge had suddenly grown to encapsulates him.
"Help!"
Peter screams, but soon enough, the symbiote had blocked his mouth as it covers him whole.
"We are... Helping..."
Peter opens his eyes only to find himself hanging from the top of the hallway roof, with only his pinkie touching the building.
"Where am I?"
Suddenly, the Sam Raimi Venom Suit theme song then blares from the inside of his mind.
"My arms... Holy googly moogly!! I have FOUR ARMS, and FOUR LEGS!?"
Much like a spider, Peter Parker found himself gifted with great power, now with 8 limbs in total.
"What is this? I feel... Wow. This feels Good."
Immediately, he felt a surge of dopamine flowing through his body. He has to move, he has to run, he has to... Fly.
Peter immediately tries to shoot his web, and despite not having any webshooter equipped, nor even the faintest idea why it would ever work.
It did...
Immediately, a black rope shoots from the wrist on his Upper Right Arm. It was thicker than anything he'd ever made, and much stronger too.
Parker immediately pulled back, and all of a sudden, he was launched out of the hallway and into the air.
His current strength is so powerful, so quick, so overwhelming, it made him felt like a god.
"Yes! Yes! Oh my goodness, yes!!!"
His body cuts cleanly through the air, and he felt as through there was no friction.
He lands onto a tree, far from the complex, and instantly knocked it down.
Peter then jumps, and his body reaches the clouds in 5.38 seconds. The tree was completely eviscerated, the water turned to steam from the extreme force that was unleashed by his 4 legs.
With only a single jump, Peter cuts through 2,000 meters of height (6500 ft). He broke the sound barrier and left it gasping for air.
When he falls down, Peter shoots yet another black rope towards the ground as he prepares to pull himself into the earth.
If it was a head budding competition between Peter and the ground, he would win.
BOOM!!!
The earth beneath him explodes, the floodwater that was there instantly split apart as if Moses had did his magic.
He crashed into the earth at the speed of a falling meteor, or... 11 km/second (6.8 miles/s).
And came out unscathed.
"Cry your heart out! Izuku Midoriya!"
Peter Parker stood up, perching upon the crater he had made, 4 legs upon the dust, as water slowly pours back into the fray.
As Peter Parker is slowly drowning in his own newfound power and grand arrogance, there was...
A woman, cloaked in red, slithering between the canopy. Her name is Wanda Maximoff, and she was there to witness the birth of her favorite creation:
"Could you blame me? I'm the author of this fanfic, I'm the writer of this story. How could I resist, seeing my creation being adapted into live action, right in front of my eyes."
Said Wanda Maximoff right before whispering:
"And then, Peter Parker... Remembered his aunt."
And then, Peter Parker... Remembered his aunt.
"With great power comes great responsibility."
Peter heard those words echoing in his heart.
He then crouches down, almost kneeling, to cry, to mourn.
"Aunt May..."
Peter wipes the tears from his eyes as he prepares to jump.
"I won't let you down... I will... Save everyone."
Peter looks up, ready to kiss the clouds once more, but before that, he closes his eyes to focus on his thoughts.
And then, Hans Zimmer's theme "Flight" from Man Of Steel starts playing inside of his mind.
"You're okay, it's just me and you."
Parker's words come back to haunt him. Back during the events of Spider-Man: No Way Home, before Aunt May died.
"It hurts because they're gone, and then it hurts all over again because you wonder what they stood for.
Then you wonder... Is all that gone too?"
These words echoed around him as the water flows through the cracks to reach him.
"No, it's not gone, everybody she's helped... They'll keep it going."
The sound of pouring water, like rivers into an abyss, a waterfall of despair.
"Suffering is like water, it's plentiful, it's omnipresent, you can't avoid it."
The water reaches up to his toes, and he opens his eyes. He sees his malformed reflection on the surface.
"Some will drown, but they can be taught to swim. The water can touch me all it wants, but it'll never hold me back."
BOOM!!!
Peter once again broke the speed of sound as he leaps upwards into the sky.
Wanda Maximoff looked upwards with glee as the sun kissed sky envelops Peter Parker.
The radiant light, with rays scattering among the blue, creates a kind of halo over his head as he almost floats through the air.
The rainbows bridging the clouds, connecting the little white islands scattered all across the sky that he now owns.
Peter Parker, is now at the highest that he's ever been, metaphorically and literally.
"Aunt May, thank you... For everything."
He can hear the music as he hangs beneath the clouds. The symbiote then retreats itself in accordance to his wishes, and for a moment, the old Peter Parker was back, with both of his arms intact.
Peter's right arm was now replaced by the symbiote itself, and he joyfully look down from the heavens as he prepares his descent.
Peter then points his left index finger towards the apartment complex, whilst his right arm, the symbiote, hangs over his head like a leaf from a palm tree, providing shade.
"In all of heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one."
Spoke Peter Parker, as he once again fall into the earth. The symbiote immediately covers over him, like an eggshell covering a yolk.
He lands, much like a meteor, and split the waters once again.