[Multivoice Podfic] Pride Month and Prejudice

by Djapchan, Gorillazgal86, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), Izzybutt, JoseyxNeko, Literarion, lysandyra (pxssnelke), SierraJaneSims, SkyAsimaru, with (Tipsy_Kitty), with_tehren (tehren)

Summary:

They say that you should never meet your celebrity crush. Especially when you know what an absolute bastard he is.
So, of course, Anthony J. Crowley's participation in a queer adaptation of Pride and Prejudice for Pride Month has nothing to do with the involvement of A-lister A.Z. Fell.
Crowley is only doing it so he has some gossip for his column. He didn't mean to get cast as Lizzy Bennet, he certainly didn't mean to be acting opposite Fell's Mr Darcy.
And to make matters worse, Fell keeps staring at him...

Notes:

• Inspired by [Restricted Work] by TawnyOwl95 (Log in to access.)

Welcome to a pride month special multivoice pod! This is fully edited, and there will be a new chapter every Monday.
This was a delight to work on, and I am ever so grateful to all the folks who joined me in making it happen:

Literarion as Narrator and Crowley / Lizzie
gorillazgal86 as Aziraphale / Mr Darcy
semperfiona as Eric / Lydia
Djap as Newton / Jane
SkyAsimaru as Muriel
pxssnelke as Lucifer / Wickham
Tehren as Anathema / Bingley
JoseyxNeko as Beez
letsbesensible as Kitty
Evie Lukas as Ligur
Izzy as Tracy
DevilWithABirdDress as Adam
sierrajanesims as Gabriel
tipsy kitty as Adam from Eden
Nickie as Evie from Eden

Music: The Flower Carpet by MusicLFiles (filmmusic.io license)

With thanks to Lana_Fox for beta <3

You can now listen to the finished pod in one piece on Spotify.

Chapter 1: Formal Introductions

Summary:

MR DARCY: You’ll find the society something savage.

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Chapter 2: Unwelcome Invitation

Chapter by Djapchan, Gorillazgal86, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), Izzybutt, Literarion, lysandyra (pxssnelke), SierraJaneSims, SkyAsimaru, with (Tipsy_Kitty), with_tehren (tehren)

Summary:

ELIZABETH: Well, the very rich can afford to give offence wherever they go. We need not care for his good opinion.

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Chapter 3: Proper Instructions

Summary:

MR DARCY: I have been meditating on the very great pleasure, which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow

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Chapter 4: Dancing Lessons

Chapter by Djapchan, Gorillazgal86, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), Izzybutt, Literarion, lysandyra (pxssnelke), SierraJaneSims, SkyAsimaru, with (Tipsy_Kitty), with_tehren (tehren)

Summary:

MR DARCY: She is tolerable, I suppose, but she’s not handsome enough to tempt me.

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Chapter 5: Awkward Proposal

Chapter by Djapchan, Gorillazgal86, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), Izzybutt, Literarion, lysandyra (pxssnelke), SierraJaneSims, SkyAsimaru, with (Tipsy_Kitty), with_tehren (tehren)

Summary:

ELIZABETH: You could not have made me the offer of your hand in any possible way that would have tempted me to accept it.

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Chapter 6: Urgent Correspondence

Chapter by Djapchan, Gorillazgal86, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), Izzybutt, Literarion, lysandyra (pxssnelke), SierraJaneSims, SkyAsimaru, with (Tipsy_Kitty), with_tehren (tehren)

Summary:

MR DARCY: Will you do me the honour of reading this letter?

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Chapter 7: Heartfelt Performance

Summary:

ELIZABETH: Of all this, I might have been mistress.

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Chapter 8: Sincere Declaration

Chapter by Djapchan, Gorillazgal86, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), Izzybutt, Literarion, lysandyra (pxssnelke), SierraJaneSims, SkyAsimaru, with (Tipsy_Kitty), with_tehren (tehren)

Summary:

MR DARCY: I would be very happy if you would do me the honour of dancing with me, Miss Bennet.

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Chapter 9: Perfect Understanding

Summary:

[Darcy watches Elizabeth play the piano with an enraptured smile on his face]

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Chapter 10: Dangerous Confrontation

Chapter by Djapchan, Gorillazgal86, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), Izzybutt, Literarion, lysandyra (pxssnelke), SierraJaneSims, SkyAsimaru, with (Tipsy_Kitty), with_tehren (tehren)

Summary:

MR DARCY: Good God, what is the matter?

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Chapter 11: Genuine Declaration

Summary:

ELIZABETH: I cannot bear to think that he is alive in the world…and thinking ill of me.

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Chapter 12: The End

Summary:

MRS BENNET: Three daughters married. Oh, Mr Bennet, God has been very good to us.

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