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Saiyan Sons

Summary:

In a universe where Saiyans age slower than humans, Vegeta decides that Goku should be his lover. Things get interesting when a forgotten detail of Saiyan anatomy rears its head.

This is a very old fic, originally posted to the Saiyanslash mailing list, and is being posted here for the first time for archiving purposes.

Notes:

This fic is very old, one of my first big ones. It won't be edited and it ends where it ends. I've included my original notes, dedications, comments, errors, and baby fic author problems for flavor. If this is your first time reading it, enjoy this piece of ancient internet history. If you have read it before, enjoy the nostalgia. Thanks for reading!

The story consists of 5 main chapters and 9 Interludes.

Original Notes
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, they belong to somebody else. *sniff* I'm only borrowing them to have a little fun you can have them back when I'm done but they might not want to go back!
Warning: This is a Yaoi fan fiction and if you don't know what that means then you shouldn't be here and if you decide to stay don't say I didn't warn you. There is definitely lemon in here. Vegeta wouldn't have it any other way. Okay now, Enjoy!
Notes: This idea just caught me. What if Saiyans aged differently from humans? Yes I did screw around with the universe therefore making it what I like to call a pocket universe.
Dedication: This story is dedicated to GiannaChan a.k.a. q_bm. It was specifically requested and now here's what asking gets you. So without further ado, on with the fic!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Ends and Beginnings

Chapter Text

Vegeta let his mind wander as he sparred with Goku. He just wasn't feeling very competitive at the moment. Maybe the fact that it was the anniversary of Bulma's death had something to do with it. It had been a few years but it still made him more moody than usual. Saiyans aged differently from humans, so as Bulma and Chichi grew older, Vegeta and Goku stayed the same. Finally at the ripe old age of 90 Bulma had breathed her last. He'd never forget the sweet smile she gave him before her eyes slid closed for the last time. Goku's wife had died a few months later.

Goku had been so lost without her. He had been dependent on her for years and then she was gone. Without really knowing why Vegeta had moved in with Goku. They had run a typical bachelor household until their children intervened. They came in wearing toxic clean-up suits and cleaned out the dump that he and Goku had let the place turn into. They had reveled in their roles as teachers and were merciless when it came to teaching their fathers how to do basic household chores. Amazingly, Goku turned out to be an excellent cook. Vegeta figured that with all the food Goku ate, he knew how he wanted his meals to turn out.

Now they spent their days keeping up the house, sparring, watching television or reading and occasionally they flew into town to visit their children. Trunks and Bra now ran Capsule Corps. Goten and Gohan were their top scientists, it seemed that all the studying with their mother had finally paid off. Videl had made a wish to age and die with Gohan so they could be together, she didn’t look a day over 25. Little Pan was not really so little anymore. She went around and did what she pleased but more often than not could be found hanging onto her girlfriend, Bra. It was funny how the families of the last two full-blooded Saiyans stayed together. Sometimes while Goku and Vegeta were in town they'd catch a baseball game. Goku's favorite team was Yamcha's Pride and every single player was one of Yamcha's numerous children.

On occasion Goku got depressed. The thought that so many of his friends and loved ones were gone while he still loved on was sad. Vegeta usually managed to distract him from such thoughts. He couldn't stand to see Goku down. It just seemed wrong. Not that he would admit it to anyone.

Suddenly Vegeta found himself flat on his back and looking up into the grinning face of Goku. He noted that Goku in turn would distract him from his own brooding. Goku offered him a hand up off the ground, which Vegeta accepted. He allowed himself to be pulled to his feet and began brushing the dirt from his clothes.

"Man you were miles away," Goku noted.

Vegeta just nodded.

Goku gave a small understanding smile. "Come on," he said. "I'll give you a back rub to apologize for knocking you on your butt."

As they walked back to the house, Goku rambled about this and that but Vegeta was only half paying attention at best. At one time they would have started stripping immediately upon entering the house, leaving clothes strewn across the dwelling. That was before their house keeping lessons. Now they waited until they reached their bedrooms before removing their clothing. Vegeta had just finished stripping out of his pants when a light knock sounded on his doorframe. He looked up and saw Goku standing with a small white towel around his waist and a bottle of massage oil in his hand.

Vegeta smirked. Even after years of acquaintance and seeing each other nude numerous times, Goku was still self-conscious and modest to the point of being shy. Goku looked anywhere but at Vegeta's naked body as Vegeta made his way to the bed. Vegeta sprawled across the bed on his stomach. He felt the mattress dip next to him signaling that Goku had taken his position. Vegeta heard the top of the oil pop open as Goku poured the spicy smelling oil into his hands. The bottle dropped onto the bed next to him and then there were strong warm hands on his back.

If there was only one thing that Goku could do well, it was give an excellent back rub. His hands were firm yet gentle. He knew just where to rub and used just the right amount of pressure. Knots of muscles seemed to melt away beneath his talented fingers. His hands would make love to your skin and move across it like soft caresses. As Vegeta's body went boneless beneath Goku's hands another part of his body got hard. This wasn't the first time that Vegeta had gotten an erection while Goku was massaging him, but it was the first time that he considered acting on it.

He was lonely. After years he was finally able to admit it to himself. It would still take him a while before he might say it out loud, if even. He needed somebody. Sure Goku was always around and they were friends, but Vegeta needed more than a friend. He needed a lover. Why shouldn’t it be Goku? They already lived together. They got along fairly well despite Vegeta’s temper. They were both Saiyans and didn’t have to worry about one dying and leaving the other alone again. They’d been together for years and had many more decades to look forward to, why not take their relationship to the next level? There was no real argument against it in Vegeta’s mind. It was a perfect arrangement. And now was the perfect opportunity. He could seduce Goku easily by giving him a massage he’d never forget.

With his decision made, he spoke up. "Hey Kakarrot."

"Hmm?"

"How about I return the favor?" Vegeta asked casually.

"Sure," Goku replied as he removed his hands from Vegeta's back. Goku flopped down on the bed as Vegeta sat up. Goku settled himself on the bed as Vegeta found the bottle of oil where it had been dropped. Rather than sitting beside Goku, he straddled his legs. Goku stiffened but said nothing. Vegeta smiled. This might be easier than he'd thought.

Vegeta poured some oil in his hand before carefully settling the bottle down on the bed. He began to knead the tension out of Goku's back. His hands were firm as they massaged Goku’s back but he made sure that it was pleasant. He caressed softly, coaxing an occasional sigh from the man beneath him. He was just like the old cliché of putty in his hands. Soon he was using his whole body in concentrated effort to get Goku’s attention. He took extra care to make sure that his erection brushed up against the crack of Goku's cloth covered backside just so. His hands moved further down Goku's back and soon encountered the towel wrapped around his waist. Slowly he pushed the towel out of his way and moved his hands down to the solid muscles of Goku’s perfect ass. Goku hummed questioningly but Vegeta shrugged off the questioning tone. He carried on his mapping of Goku's backside. When Vegeta ran a finger down the cleft, Goku gasped.

"V-Vegeta?" Goku queried.

"Shh . . . trust me Kakarrot," Vegeta purred.

His only reply was a soft moan as Vegeta teased his anus with an oiled finger. Vegeta continued to tease with one hand as the other reached for the oil. He poured some onto Goku’s lower back, letting it drip down where it was needed. He smeared his finger through the small pool of oil in the indent over his tailbone his tail used to be. Goku cried out. Even without the tail it was still a very sensitive area. Vegeta let his finger continue its journey south until it rested against the small puckered opening. He traced the muscled ring before carefully pushing his finger inside. Goku gapes at the sudden invasion.

Vegeta moved his finger slowly inside Goku. He explored slowly both stretching and searching for something. Goku whimpered as Vegeta found what he was looking for and rubbed Goku’s prostate. Vegeta withdrew his finger and quickly replaced it with two fingers. He made small scissoring motions to stretch the small hole. When Goku started shifting beneath him he added a third finger. Goku was panting as his hips shifted backwards instinctively to meet the fingers moving within him. Vegeta brushed his prostate once more before removing his fingers. Goku whimpered at the loss and Vegeta chuckled to himself. This was way too easy. He slid off of Goku's body and spoke.

"Turn over Kakarrot." He instructed.

Goku rolled over and looked up at Vegeta questioningly. Vegeta grinned as he bent down and claimed Goku's lips in a fiery kiss. Goku's mouth immediately opened under his passionate onslaught. Their tongues dueled for possession of Goku's mouth. The kiss left them both breathless. Vegeta pulled back and gasped for air before doing it all over again. As Goku fought for breath, Vegeta nipped his way down Goku's strong jaw line. He began to suck at his neck and collarbone, leaving small marks behind.

Vegeta maneuvered his body on top of Goku's and slid his hands down the muscular waist. His tongue left a slippery trail from Goku's throat to his right nipple. He suckled at the nipple and Goku caught his breath. Vegeta caught the nipple between his teeth and flicked it with his tongue until it pebbled into a hard nub. He moved to the other and gave it the same treatment before continuing his trip south. His tongue ran down Goku's washboard stomach to his belly button. He flicked his tongue inside, making Goku squirm before passing it by. He had a particular destination in mind.

He buried his nose in the ebony curls that surrounded his prize. Vegeta pulled back to look at the erection jutting proudly between Goku's thighs. He leaned in again and ran his tongue down the entire length. Goku bucked beneath him. He was almost ready. Vegeta took the entire erection into his mouth. Goku opened his mouth in a silent scream. As Vegeta moved his mouth down Goku's erection his fingers made their way back to Goku's anus. They pushed inside and Goku cried out as he was battered by the double pleasure. Just as he approached release, Vegeta pulled back.

"Vegeta!" Goku wailed.

"Patience Kakarrot," Vegeta whispered huskily, "Give me a pillow."

Goku nodded and handed Vegeta a pillow. Vegeta took the offered cushion. He easily lifted Goku’s larger body and settled the pillow beneath his hips. Vegeta recovered the forgotten bottle of oil and spread some across his erection. Throwing the bottle to the floor Vegeta took Goku’s long legs and stretched them over his shoulders. Goku looked up with wide eyes. The position left him feeling extremely vulnerable and open. Vegeta took a moment to savor the picture before him. His eyes raked over Goku’s skin leaving tingles in the wake of his intense gaze. A shiver of fear and anticipation ran through Goku.

Vegeta saw the fear and the hunger in Goku’s eyes. He couldn’t hold back any longer. He positioned himself and took a hold of Goku’s waist. Taking a deep breath to steady himself Vegeta pushed forward into Goku’s virgin body. Goku grunted as the pain hit him. He was used to pain but this was different. His legs trembled and he panted trying to get a hold of himself. Vegeta moved his hands to Goku’s stomach where he stroked comfortingly, trying to help calm Goku.

As soon as the tremors stopped Vegeta thrust forward once more. He did that several times before he was buried fully within Goku. Goku’s body was incredibly tight. No mere human could have gotten intimate with Goku in such a way, only another Saiyan. And not just any saiyan but the Prince of them all. As Goku's tight heat fully surrounded him, all thoughts flew from his head as he closed his eyes in ecstasy. Vegeta knew that this would be no gentle lovemaking. There was more than enough time for that later. But this first time was going to be an all out, no holds barred synapses frying screwing.

Goku pushed up against him and Vegeta began to thrust quickly. Goku's hips met his every thrust in a frenzy of motion. The bed thumped constantly against the wall and Vegeta wondered idly if they would go through the wall. Sex with Goku was so different from sex with Bulma. It was unfair to even place the experiences in the same category. With Bulma he had always had to hold back and be gentle. With Goku he could be a rough as his instincts demanded and not have to worry about hurting him. Goku was also tighter and much more responsive than Vegeta’s late wife. Bulma was good as a mother and a companion but if he had to choose a lover, a true mate, then Goku would win hands down.

Vegeta shifted his hips so that his thrusts went in deeper and brushed Goku's prostate every time. Goku was constantly moaning and Vegeta knew he was already close. He moved his hand from where it was wrapped around Goku's waist to his straining erection. He stroked it roughly a few times before Goku came crying out his name loudly. His strong inner walls clamped down around Vegeta's erection. Vegeta thrust fast and hard for a couple seconds before he was thrown over the edge of ecstasy. He bit down on Goku's shoulder hard as he came with one final thrust before collapsing on top of Goku.

Panting they lay in a sated heap. Vegeta noticed a strange yet familiar coppery taste on his tongue. Blood. He looked at Goku's shoulder. His sharp teeth had pierced the skin leaving behind a large bloody bruise. That was why he had never bitten Bulma. She had never wanted to be marked. Goku seemed to have no problems with it at all. Vegeta smiled. He had marked him as his own. Goku was his now. His mate. He didn't have to best him in a fight. He had conquered him in bed. He rolled onto his side. Goku sighed at the lost connection. Vegeta unthinkingly pulled Goku up against his chest and spooned around him. Goku nestled into the warm body. Vegeta absently suckled at the blood on Goku's shoulder. They rested in silence for long minutes before Goku finally spoke up.

"So what does this mean?" Goku asked.

"It means you’re mine now," Vegeta said.

"That's it? I belong to you?" Goku asked.

"That's it for now. Don't make it more complicated than it has to be," Vegeta replied. "There's plenty of time to think about it later."

"Later may take a while, I think you fried my brains," Goku said.

Vegeta chuckled. "Like it makes much of a difference."

"Hey!" Goku protested trying to pull away.

Vegeta tightened his arms around Goku's waist and wrapped a leg around him possessively. "I'm just teasing. You are always telling me to loosen up, relax," Vegeta whispered.

"Of all the times to develop a sense of humor," Goku grumbled.

"This seems to be a time for many things," Vegeta replied. "Old ends and new beginnings."

"Speaking of ends, I think this is the end of the use of this room." Goku said.

"What do you mean?" Vegeta asked.

"Well my bed is bigger. It's the beginning of you sleeping in my room." Goku said.

"Are you presuming to tell me what to do?" Vegeta asked.

"Never my prince merely issuing an invitation," Goku replied.

"That is more like it. Invitation accepted dear Kakarrot." Vegeta responded. "But I think the first order of business is a nice hot bath, before we get glued together."

"Of course, your wish is my command my prince." Goku replied in a mock worshipful tone.

"You'd better believe it," the Saiyan Prince told him as he released him from his grasp to go see about a bath.

Chapter 2: Interlude: Dinner Date

Summary:

Goku makes Vegeta go out for dinner.

Notes:

Original Notes
Warning: Yaoi, as in a male/male relationship. This ain't your cup of tea, don't drink it!
Notes: I was inspired when I went out to dinner with my friends last night. I thought maybe the characters could use some substance but it came out to be nothing more than fluff with a paragraph of deep thoughts, hope you enjoy it all the same.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Vegeta, hurry up!"

"I'm not wearing that . . . that outfit!"

"Well, I'm not cooking, so if you don't dress up and come to the restaurant with me then you'll have to cook your own dinner," Goku said.

"I'm not cooking!" Vegeta cried.

"Then you're not eating, so just put on the outfit and let's go!" Goku replied.

Vegeta grumbled as he put on the white button up shirt and black slacks. He would have preferred his blue pants and tank top and white gloves, but Goku insisted that he dress nice. Vegeta knew he was giving in without much of a fight but truth be told he himself was hungry too. He probably should have put up more of a fight just to show Goku who was boss but his stomach was telling him to get over his pride and get dressed.

"Stop grousing, at least I didn't make you wear a tie," Goku said. Vegeta glared at him. "Quit glaring and put your socks on, I'm getting hungry."

"Hungry for what?" Vegeta leered as he pulled his shoes on.

"Food you hentai, get your mind out of the gutter. Besides if that's what you want I need to eat to get my energy up," Goku replied.

"All right, all right I'm ready, so let's just go get our food and get it over with," Vegeta muttered.

"I'm glad you're so enthusiastic about our little date," Goku said.

"Yes, well I'd be more enthusiastic if it were over," Vegeta responded.

"Oh don't be such a stick in the mud, I'll let you drive!" Goku said enticingly.

"Alright, but I'm still not happy about this," Vegeta grumbled as he took the keys swinging from Goku's finger. Goku smiled at Vegeta's retreating back.


"So where are we going?" Vegeta asked as they drove towards town.

"It's a Mexican place called Serranos, it's on the corner of Highland and Chimes." Goku said.

Vegeta nodded. He glanced over at Goku as he drove down the highway. Goku was staring out the window watching the shadowy trees go by. Vegeta turned his gaze back to the road. He kept his eyes on the bright path of light that the headlights gave off. It had only been a couple of weeks, but already he could sense the changes in himself. When he was with Bulma they had just been gradual changes over time, but now that he was with Goku in an actual relationship he could see himself changing. It was as though Goku's inherent goodness and purity was pushing back what little blackness that still resided in Vegeta's soul. Not that there was much left after all his years on earth. He knew that he would never be as good as Goku, he had done too much evil in his life. But he also knew that he could never again be what he once was. The blackness had given way to the light and he was now a creature of varying shades of gray.

"Vegeta?"

"Huh?"

"I asked you a question," Goku said.

"I was watching the road," Vegeta replied.

"Oh, I guess that explains why you're being so quite, I kind of expected you to whine the whole way there," Goku said.

"I do not whine!" Vegeta exclaimed.

"Yeah well whatever you call it, you're not doing it," Goku pointed out.

"I'm watching the road," Vegeta growled.

"Yes, well maybe you should stop watching the road and start watching your speed," Goku replied.

Vegeta looked down at the speedometer and noticed that he was pushing 120 m.p.h. He lifted his foot a little and eased back into a more comfortable 100 miles per hour. Goku gave a quiet snort before lapsing back into silence. They didn't speak again until they reached the restaurant. Vegeta managed to park the car without any trouble. They got into the restaurant and were seated right away. Some Latin music was playing in the background and the smell of spices lay heavily in the air.

"Not bad," Vegeta commented.

"Yeah, the food's pretty good, really spicy," Goku said.

"Good, I like it spicy," Vegeta replied.

"Do you know what you want?" Goku asked.

"A couple of the biggest plate they have, I'm hungry and I'll be needing my energy later on remember," Vegeta replied smirking as Goku blushed.

"May I take your order?" the curly headed waitress asked.

"Yes you may, I'll need four sample platters for an appetizer and," Vegeta said. He paused to look across at Goku who nodded at him. "Six meals for three," Vegeta said. He looked up at the stunned waitress. "Is there a problem with that?" Vegeta inquired sarcastically.

The waitress shook her head, "No, no," she replied "it's just such a big order it will take a little while, and what will you have to drink with that?"

"Four pitchers of iced tea," Vegeta said.

The waitress nodded. "I'll be right back with you're drinks and chips," she said as she pocketed her order pad and walked off to the kitchen.

"This food better be good for all the money we're going to end up spending here," Vegeta mumbled.

"Trunks and Goten recommended the place, so it can't be all that bad," Goku responded.

The waitress interrupted any further comments when she returned holding two pitchers of tea, four baskets of tortilla chips and an oversized bowl of salsa. She placed the items on the table.

"Drinks, chips, and salsa are free refills, just call me when you need more," the waitress said smiling at them.

"Hope they know what they're getting themselves into when they say that!" Goku murmured.

"They brought us a giant bowl of this, what is it called? Salsa, so its probably safe to say they know, besides why should we feel sorry for them? We're paying customers just like everybody else," Vegeta said.

"Yes well everybody else won't be eating nearly as much as we will," Goku pointed out.

Vegeta just shrugged as he started in on a basket of chips. They had to order four more baskets before the appetizers finally arrived. The waitress brought the plates out two at a time. She would place the food in front of them and then go back to the kitchen for the next plates and by the time she had returned they would be finished and waiting. The food was good and Vegeta only grumbled a little. As Goku polished off his last plate, he was still feeling a little hungry. He looked up at Vegeta.

"Let me guess, you want dessert," Vegeta stated. Goku nodded.

Vegeta signaled the waitress, who was in constant attendance of their table. "We need the menu again," he said. She nodded and walked off only to return with a menu. Vegeta handed the menu to Goku, who looked over the dessert section. He spotted something that looked good. He looked up at Vegeta once again. As much as he would never admit it Vegeta had developed a major sweet tooth over the years. Goku looked up at the waitress.

"We'll need six Mexican brownies," he told her. She nodded, took the menu he held out to her, and went off to get their order. Goku turned back to Vegeta, "Hope you're hungry for chocolate," he said.

The waitress came back carrying six small dishes. Each dish contained a good sized square of brownie smothered in chocolate and caramel sauce and topped with a scoop of ice cream, whipped cream and a cherry. Vegeta looked a bit doubtful as to whether these small squares of chocolate would be enough, but upon the first rich bite, he knew that they would certainly satisfy his sweet tooth as well as fill the small space in his stomach. The brownie was hot and the ice cream was slowly melting into the brownie, which was already saturated with the rich sauces. Goku had to order a glass of milk to help him eat the decadent sweet.

Finally they were finished. Goku was left swirling his finger through a puddle of fudge sauce. He made sure Vegeta was looking before he slowly brought his finger up to his mouth and licked it off. Vegeta watched the sensual display and knew that he would be doing well over 120 m.p.h. on the way home. Goku smiled at the look on Vegeta's face. The waitress brought them their bill. Vegeta didn't even bother to look at the numbers, he just took out the wonderful little piece of plastic called a credit card and handed it to her. She brought back the receipt for him to sign and as soon as he scribbled his name on the paper he was out of there. Vegeta didn't even bother to drive home, he turned the car into a capsule, put it in his pocket, grabbed Goku's arm and launched into the sky. They were home in a matter of minutes, and even then it wasn't soon enough for Vegeta.

Notes:

Original Notes
Ahhh! I stopped! It would have made such a good lemon too! The serious stuff just kind of popped up in there but for the most part it's leading to a lemon! But I don't know about you but this poor fic writer must eat! I have to go eat my leftovers but never fear I'm going to write a sequel as soon as I come back. Dessert! *grins* Lemon meringue pie anyone?

On to the lemon in Saiyan Sons Interlude: Dinner Date - Dessert: Second Helping (The next chapter).

Please send me feedback I need it desperately.

Chapter 3: Interlude: Dessert: The Second Helping

Summary:

Sequel to Dinner Date. After dinner comes a second helping of dessert. [NC17]

Notes:

Original Notes
Warning: Yaoi, as in a male/male relationship. This ain't your cup of tea, don't drink it! Lemon! contains graphic sex scenes between two men.
Notes: Well it took me long enough but here it is, the second helping. I promised lemon and here it is, but I'm not too sure how good it goes with chocolate.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Vegeta couldn't drag Goku back into the house fast enough, after his little display in the restaurant. He immediately dragged Goku into the bedroom. When he stopped in front of the bed and turned to face him he noticed that Goku was holding a box in his hand.

"What is that?" Vegeta asked

"Mexican brownies," Goku said with a wicked grin.

Vegeta narrowed his eyes at the playful tone. "Yes but what are they for?"

"Dessert," Goku purred.

"We already had dessert, Kakarroto," Vegeta said.

"More dessert never hurt, besides I'm finding myself in the mood for something a little different." Goku said as moved closer to Vegeta.

"And what would that be?" Vegeta asked warily.

"Chocolate covered Vegeta!"

"What?!" Vegeta exclaimed.

"You heard me! I've been waiting for this part all night!" Goku exclaimed with a teasing smile. Vegeta looked almost stunned. "What you didn't think I'd be passive all the time did you?" Goku asked.

Vegeta smirked. "No, I didn't, but it's about time you decided to fight back!"

"It's what I do best," Goku said.

"No you have some other specialties that I appreciate much more," Vegeta leered.

"Oh really?" Goku said raising an eyebrow as he put the take-out box on the nightstand.

"Yes really," Vegeta said, as he pulled Goku down on the bed, twisting so that he landed on top of Goku.

Goku smiled as Vegeta moved in for a deep kiss. Before Vegeta knew it he was flat on his back beneath Goku. He blinked and Goku grinned as he began to undo the buttons of Vegeta's shirt with his teeth! Vegeta watched in fascination as Goku carefully nipped each button. Soon he was able to slide the shirt right off. As Goku's mouth roamed the expanse of his chest, Vegeta's hands began to roam the planes of Goku's broad back. He pulled Goku's shirt out of his pants and tried to undo the buttons. But Goku's position over him wasn't allowing easy access. Getting impatient, Vegeta tore the shirt from his body. Goku made a small indignant noise but continued his ministrations.

Goku finally reached the waistband of Vegeta's pants. He slowly undid the belt and slid it out of the belt loops. He once again used his teeth to unfasten the button and zipper of Vegeta's clothing. Vegeta could feel Goku's hot breath through his layers of clothing. He was already aroused and Goku's slow teasing wasn't helping. Finally Goku sat up and removed Vegeta's pants leaving him nude to the world (do you really think Vegeta is the underwear type of guy?). Goku stood up and removed his own pants before moving to lie down beside Vegeta on the bed. Goku reached out to the night table and opened the take away box he had left there. He dipped his hand into the box and came away with a palm full of still warm chocolate caramel sauce. He brought his hand down on Vegeta's chest and made a large sticky handprint.

Vegeta shivered at the feel of the warm sauces. Goku smiled as he traced designs into the chocolate with his fingers. He reached out for more sauce and began to leave chocolate swirls on Vegeta's body, occasionally bringing his fingers up to his mouth to sensuously suck them clean again. Vegeta was getting harder as the teasing display went on. He hadn't realized that he was growling low in his throat until Goku brought his head down and began lapping at a spot of chocolate on his neck. Goku was slowly lapping away the chocolate he had so liberally smeared over his lover, but not fast enough for Vegeta. He rolled over so that he was now on top of Goku. He sat on his stomach and looked down at him.

He smirked as he reached into the take out box and came up with a drippy handful of chocolate sauce and soft saturated brownie. He brought his hand down over Goku's heart and rubbed the chocolate into his chest and rubbing against his nipples with his hands. Vegeta picked up more of the sticky sweet and continued to spread it down Goku's body. As he went, he licked lazy patterns into the chocolate mess smeared across Goku's muscular body. But Goku was getting tired of not being able to participate, so he once again rolled himself over so that he was sitting astride Vegeta's stomach.

Goku picked up the box and began to drizzle chocolate sauce all over Vegeta's body. Vegeta shivered slightly at the warm sauce. Goku grinned as he put the box aside and began to lick the sauce off of Vegeta' chest.

"Mmm," he said. "My favorite chocolate treat."

Vegeta groaned as Goku began to lap at the chocolate on his chest. He lapped with long slow strokes of his tongue. He moved to the nipples sucking and nipping until they peaked. Goku continued to lick away the chocolate as he moved down Vegeta's body. Finally he reached Vegeta's chocolate covered erection. He pulled back and licked his lips before attacking it like a fudgicle. Vegeta moaned and bucked his hips as Goku licked at his erection like it was his favorite snack in the world, which it very well may have been. Goku sucked away the last of the chocolate and once more lifted his head to grin at Vegeta.

"Tasty" he commented. Vegeta just growled at him. "Is there something that you want?" Goku asked lightly. Vegeta reached forward to grab him, but Goku swatted away his hands. "Ah ah, it's my turn to be forceful remember," Goku said grinning wickedly. He climbed back up Vegeta's body, rubbing himself against his lover as much as he could. Finally he was straddling Vegeta's hips.

He gave Vegeta another wicked grin before he reached beneath him, took hold of Vegeta's erection and seated himself on it with one swift motion. They both groaned. Vegeta's hips jerked up into the tight heat of Goku's body. Goku put his hands on Vegeta's shoulders, keeping him down. He slowly lifted himself almost all the way off of Vegeta's erection before letting gravity pull him back down. He began a slow sliding rhythm and when he was sure that Vegeta wouldn't try anything he moved his hands to Vegeta's chest where he began playing with his nipples. Vegeta moved his hands to Goku's waist and helped lift Goku and pull him back down deeper onto his erection. Goku groaned at the feeling.

Goku slowly built the rhythm, torturing them both. He was having fun being in charge, but all too soon his body demanded release from him. He pumped up and down faster angling just so. Vegeta as if sensing his need for release, moved one hand to Goku's own erection. He began to stroke it in time with their motions. Goku was moaning loudly and Vegeta pumped his hand over his penis. Suddenly Goku froze, he cried out loudly as he came all over Vegeta's chest, his seed mingling with small drizzles of chocolate. His body clamped down around Vegeta, milking him. Vegeta pumped his hips up, once, twice and then he too was coming. Goku slumped over onto his chest and they lay in a sticky heap of sated limbs.

Vegeta brought his hand up and brushed strands of Goku's flyaway hair out of both of their faces. Goku smiled at him lazily. He moved in for a slow kiss. They each tasted of chocolate with just a hint of mexican spices. As they kissed Vegeta rolled them over so that he was on top. He pressed his hands down around Goku's faces slicking back his sweaty hair. As they pulled back from the languid kiss, Vegeta grinned down at Goku.

"So did you enjoy being the forceful one?" he asked.

Goku nodded.

"Yes I thought you would. I like my partners to fight back sometimes." Vegeta said.

"Yes well like I said, fighting is what I do best." Goku replied.

"And like I said, you have some other skills that I appreciate much more," Vegeta said as he thrust his still stiff erection into Goku.

Goku groaned. "Yes well I like those qualities about you too" Goku said as he pushed his hips upwards.

"And here I thought you were keeping me around for my handsome good looks," Vegeta commented.

Goku rolled his eyes. "You seem to develop a sense of humor at the worst times. Always after sex."

"What can I say, you get my creative juices flowing" Vegeta retorted lecherously.

Goku groaned, but this time at the horrible pun.

Notes:

Original Notes
Finally, took me long enough to get that done. I just needed some time. Plus the schedule I'm on isn't helping but that's ok it's done, it's here. How'd you like it? Sorry about that horrible pun at the end, I just needed somewhere to end it and that came out (hey cut me some slack it's about 3:30 in the morning!) And if you read the first Saiyan Sons fic you'll know that Vegeta for some strange reason sees it fit to develop a sense of humor after sex. Don't know why, I just develop the characters on whims. that's the great power of the writer!

Please send me feedback I need it desperately. (I used to include a link to my guestbook for feedback. Anyone else remember those?)

Chapter 4: Newly Discovered

Summary:

Goku gets sick, which leads to everybody finding out about the relationship. How will they take it?

Notes:

Original Notes
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, they belong to somebody else. *sniffle* I'm only borrowing them to have a little fun you can have them back when I'm done but they might not want to go back!
Warning: This is a Yaoi fan fiction and if you don't know what that means then you shouldn't be here and if you decide to stay don't say I didn't warn you. Okay now, Enjoy!
Notes: This idea just caught me. What if Saiyans aged differently from humans? Yes I did screw around with the universe therefore making it what I like to call a pocket universe.
I was sick and decided to make somebody else sick too, mainly Goku, but the idea evolved from there, as ideas tend to do. So now it's kind of a question of how does everybody else find out about this relationship?

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

A few months had passed since Vegeta first initiated his new relationship with Goku. He could honestly say that he was content, strange, as it may seem. Nothing had really changed much except that Vegeta's bedroom was never slept in anymore. Well at least that's what Vegeta kept telling himself. Or had things changed? They still cleaned the house, sparred, and visited the kids. But was there a new sparkle in Goku's eye? A new glow about him? Was Goku just that fraction of a second slower when they sparred? And was it his imagination or was Goku becoming less offensive and more defensive when he fought? Was it normal for Goku to eat so much food and in such combinations? It seemed a bit much even for a Saiyan. These small things began to plague Vegeta. For the most part he tried to ignore it, but at night when that warm body curled up next to him, even the peace-shattering snores couldn't drive away the nagging thoughts.

It all came to a head when Vegeta woke up to the sounds of retching in the bathroom. He glanced at the clock next to the bed. The red numbers glared back at him. 5:37. He heard the toilet flush and waited for Goku to come back to bed. As he lay watching the digital numbers on the clock count the minutes silence reigned. After five minutes of waiting, Vegeta decided that something must be wrong. He rolled out of bed and made his way to the bathroom. The small room was dark and he fumbled for the switch. The lights flicked on blinding him. When his vision cleared, he looked down to see Goku passed out on the floor next to the toilet.

"Kakarrot!" Vegeta called. Goku didn't answer. Vegeta knelt down and shook his shoulder, but Goku didn't respond. Vegeta began to curse as he picked Goku up off the floor and carried him back to the bed. He laid Goku out on the mattress and turned the lamp on beside the bed. Goku looked pale. He pressed him hand to Goku's forehead. It was warmer than it should be and Goku's skin was slightly clammy. That meant Goku was sick. Vegeta had no idea what to do, so he did the only thing that came to mind. He called the kids.


"Hullo," Trunks mumbled sleepily into the phone.

"Trunks! Get your ass over here now! Kakarrot is sick," Vegeta yelled into the phone. In the background Trunks heard someone throwing up.

"Hold on, we'll be right over," Trunks exclaimed right before the phone was slammed down leaving his ear ringing.

"Whoizzit?" another sleep roughened voice mumbled from under a mound of blankets.

"It was my father," Trunks said as he ran around the room looking for clothes. "Your dad is sick and he wants us to come over right away."

"Oh crap," the pile of blankets said.

"Yeah, oh crap is right. Get out of bed, we've got to hurry!" Trunks said as he pulled back the blankets to reveal a naked Goten. Trunks threw a pair of jeans at him as he sat up in the bed.

"We should call Gohan, he was always much better at the doctor thing than I was," Goten said.

"Yeah, you're right. You hurry up and get dressed while I call Gohan." They each accomplished their assigned task in under a minute, before they ran out the front door and took to the skies. As they landed in Goku's front yard, Gohan landed behind them with a medical bag and Videl not far behind.

"What's wrong?" Gohan asked.

"I don't know, Father only said that Goku was sick," Trunks replied.

"That's not very helpful," Videl observed as they entered the house.

They followed the sound of retching to Goku's bedroom. Goku was in the bathroom dry heaving into the toilet, as Vegeta seemed to hover over him. Seemed to being the key word, seeing as the Prince of all Saiyans did not hover.

"What's wrong?" Goten asked Vegeta.

"I don't know! That's why I called you," Vegeta snapped. Goku slumped forward on the toilet. "Move back," Vegeta warned as he bent over and picked up the now unconscious man. They all moved back into the bedroom as Vegeta carried Goku back to the bed. He carefully laid him out on the bed and stepped back a little to let the others approach. Gohan immediately took over. As he bent down to examine his father he began firing questions at Vegeta.

"Has he been drinking alcohol? What did he have to eat lately? Has he showed any signs of sickness previous to this? Have you noticed anything unusual?"

"No he hasn't been drinking, we both had the same thing for dinner, no he didn't seem sick before this, . . . how do you mean unusual?"

"Well has he been doing anything strange lately?" Gohan asked.

"He's been eating more, but I don't know what that has to do with anything?" Vegeta asked.

"It's probably nothing, but you never can tell." Gohan said as he finished his examination. "It could be just a stomach virus but I'm going to take some blood just to be sure." Gohan told him as he pulled out a syringe. Luckily for Gohan, Goku was out cold or they would have had a big fight over the needle. Videl left the room as Gohan took blood samples, but she returned with an ice pack and a cool cloth for Goku's head. Gohan put away the blood sample and pulled a gallon jug of pink stuff out of his bag.

"What is that?" Vegeta asked.

"It's like Pepto Bismal, but industrial strength for Saiyans. I invented it myself. Just give him a glass when his stomach starts acting up and I'll have the results of the blood tests in a few days."

"So it's not life threatening?" Vegeta asked suspiciously.

"Not that I can tell," Gohan said.

"And this . . . this glop will make him better?" Vegeta asked eyeing the pink stuff skeptically.

"Yes, it should help," Gohan reassured.

"It had better," Vegeta said as he sat down on the bed next to Goku's sleeping form.

They heard Goten gasp and all turned to look at him.

"What is it?" Trunks asked his lover. Goten turned and looked at him with wide eyes before turning back to stare at the bed. Once again they all turned and followed Goten's line of sight. Their eyes widened as well as they noticed something for the first time. Both Goku and Vegeta were nude! In all the confusion nobody had noticed their absence of clothing, but now that things had calmed down, it was blatantly obvious.

"Where are your clothes?" Trunks asked his father cautiously.

"In the closet," Vegeta replied matter-of-factly.

"Why aren't you wearing them?"

"You can't tell me that you have never heard of sleeping in the nude. I seem to recall a certain son of mine and his boyfriend who do it quite often," Vegeta said slyly. Trunks and Goten sheepishly blushed deep red. Vegeta smirked at them.

Goku rolled over in the bed and shifted so that his head rested on Vegeta's thigh. Everyone gave him a funny look but remained silent at least until Goku began to kiss the thigh that his head was resting on.

"What is he doing?" Trunks asked his father.

"What does it look like he's doing? He's kissing my leg," Vegeta retorted.

"Yes, but why?" Goten asked.

"Because he's sick," Vegeta explained.

"Oh," they said nodding.

"Geta," Goku mumbled, "Turn off the lights and come to bed."

"Shh, not now Kakarrot," Vegeta hushed him.

"But . . ."

"No buts, go to sleep, you're sick," Vegeta said as he brushed his hand over Goku's forehead and through his hair. Whether it was to soothe Goku or stop the sleepy kisses, the others could not tell. It was an oddly tender gesture by the prince that surprised them all, including Trunks. Vegeta looked up into their bewildered faces and glared at them. They all took a step back. Videl plastered herself to her husband's side and he wrapped his arm around her. Goten burrowed in under his lover's arm trying to escape Vegeta's glare of doom.

"What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a couple interact?" Vegeta sneered.

They all ran the sentence through their minds a few times before it finally sunk in. Goten didn’t react to the implications very well. He fainted. His body hit the floor with a heavy thump. Trunks sank to the floor beside him but he was so shocked that all he could do was switch his gaze between his father and the father of his lover. Videl smiled at the men on the bed and Gohan looked thoughtful for a moment before nodding his approval.

"Well that could have gone much better," said a voice from the door. Everyone except Goten and Goku turned to the voice. Bra and Pan were standing in the doorway. Bra stood with her arms crossed over her chest. Pan stood behind her with her chin resting on Bra's shoulder and her arms wrapped around her waist. She was nodding her agreement at Bra's statement. Vegeta narrowed his eyes at his daughter but she remained unfazed.

"You guys knew?" Trunks asked bewildered.

"Of course we did silly," Pan exclaimed. "It took us a while but we figured it out!"

"Why didn't you warn us?" Trunks asked them.

"Because brother dear, we knew it would be more fun if you found out straight from the horse’s mouth." Bra told him.

"Who are you calling a horse?" Vegeta growled.

"Nobody Daddy, it's just a saying." Bra responded defiantly.

A small moan sounded from the floor. Goten was coming around. Trunks helped his lover to sit up. "Trunks?" Goten asked.

"Yes, Goten?"

"Did I dream that?"

"No," Trunks told him.

"I didn't think that I could dream up something that shocking." Goten said.

"What's wrong with it?" Vegeta asked menacingly.

"Nothing, nothing!" Goten quickly replied. "It's just shocking that's all."

"Not as shocking as the time you and big bro tired to recreate all the positions of the Gay Kama Sutra," Bra deadpanned.

"Yeah, that was something I could have lived without seeing," Pan said as she buried her head into Bra's shoulder and shuddered.

Trunks and Goten were trying very hard to perfect a new technique of melting into the floor, while everyone laughed. The best they got was a deep red blush.

"Yes this is all fascinating but Goku is sick and I am tired, so this is the part where you show yourselves to the door."

"Yes," Gohan agreed. "I'll have these results in a couple of days, and I'll stop by tomorrow to check up on him."

"And I'll bring over some chicken soup," Videl offered.

"We'll stop by to see how he's doing later," Bra said.

"Us too," Trunks echoed as he helped Goten up off the floor.

The small group said their good-byes and left the two men to their sleep. Vegeta turned off the lights and curled up around his sick lover.

"Thank you," Goku whispered.

"For what?" Vegeta asked confused.

"For being here. For being honest." Goku said. "For being worried."

"I wasn't worried." Vegeta protested.

"Oh?"

"Alright so I was concerned." Vegeta reluctantly admitted.

"Um hmm, thank you," Goku whispered.

"You're welcome," Vegeta replied.

"Good night," Goku murmured.

"Good night, get well soon Kakarrot."

Notes:

Original Notes
Yeah I got this finished in a couple hours. I already have the next part planned out. Why exactly is Goku sick? How come we never hear about Saiyan mothers? These questions will be answered in the next segment of Saiyan Sons. (Revision #2 down, lots to go.)

Please send me feedback.

Chapter 5: Revelations

Summary:

Goku's 'sickness' is revealed. But it's not what anyone expected. How will Vegeta take this new development?

Notes:

Original Notes
Warning: This is a Yaoi fan fiction with a twist of Yuri and if you don't know what that means then you shouldn't be here and if you decide to stay don't say I didn't warn you. Okay now, Enjoy!
Notes: I just realized how boring all my notes are, especially when I cut and paste them from the previous chapter ~_~* Anyway this is the third revised chapter. If you’ve read the original version I wouldn’t mind feedback to tell me A) if you notice the difference and B) if is makes any difference (hope you know what I mean cause I’m not sure I do!)
Goku is sick, but why? Some smarty pants figured it out (you know who you are) and was wondering how Vegeta would react. Well here's your answer!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The next morning Goku was fine. Everyone came over as they had promised and told Goku how much better he looked. Everything was great until around five o'clock the next morning when it happened all over again. Every morning for a week Goku was sick and still Gohan's tests came up with nothing. Gohan was totally baffled. He ran through the tests again and again and still came up empty handed.

"I don't know what's wrong with him Videl. He's fine during the day, but he gets sick every morning." Gohan told his wife.

"Only in the morning? That sounds suspiciously like morning sickness." Videl told him.

"Morning sickness!?"

"Yes, remember when I was pregnant with Pan. I had morning sickness really bad." Videl reminded him.

"But my father is a MAN!"

"Yes, but he is also a Saiyan. Do you know where Saiyan babies come from?"

"From their mother I'd assume," Gohan replied.

"Well, you know what they say about assuming [1]. Maybe you should ask Vegeta, I have a very strong feeling about this."


"Vegeta, where do babies come from?"

Vegeta looked surprised. "Don't tell me you don't know that! You have a kid of your own. You're almost 70 human years old!"

"I know where human babies come from, but I'm asking about Saiyan babies. Where do Saiyan babies come from? How do Saiyans reproduce?" Gohan asked.

Vegeta turned sullen and muttered something under his breath.

"What was that?" Gohan asked.

"I said 'I don't know!'" he snapped.

"What? How can you not know?"

"My father gave me away to Freeza when I was very young. Nobody ever bothered to explain that to me, I was to be a fighter, not a lover. So I don't know how Saiyans reproduce." Vegeta said.

"Kami, help us," Gohan sighed.

"Why do you want to know anyway?" Vegeta asked him suspiciously.

"I can't say until I've gathered some more information." Gohan replied neutrally, walking away before Vegeta could ask him any more questions.


"Dad, what did King Kai tell you about Saiyans?"

"Well, there used to be two tribes on the planet Vegeta-sai. The Saiyans and the Tuffles. The Saiyans were brutal and violent people with tails like monkeys. The Tuffles on the other hand were peaceful. They had advanced technology and large cities whereas the Saiyans still lived in very primitive conditions. The Tuffles were the ones who invented the energy measuring devices that are used to measure other's power levels. Eventually the Saiyans started a war with the Tuffles. They were almost evenly matched. The Tuffles' advanced technology and strategy versus the Saiyan brute strength and stubborn determination. But something happened to turn the tide. Something that occurred only once every eight years. A full moon. The Saiyans transformed and wiped the Tuffles off the face of the planet. Eventually the Saiyans began working for Arcosians as hired exterminators, not long after that the planet was destroyed. That's just about all I know." Goku told his son.

"Do you know how Saiyans reproduce?"

"I'd thought they did it the same way humans do, you and your brother being results." Goku said.

"Uh, yeah." Gohan said.

"Why?"

"Just this theory I'm starting to form. By the way can I collect a urine sample?"


"All right," Gohan said, trying to get the others' attention. Five heads turned to him. "I have found out what's wrong with Goku."

"What is it?" Goten asked.

"He's pregnant."

"Wha?" Goten queried.

"Let me put it this way. We're going to have a new baby brother." Gohan said. Goten's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates and for the second time that week, fainted dead away. He slumped in his chair, head thumping lightly against the table.

"How is that possible?" Trunks asked in shock.

"I have no idea, I just know that I've run hundreds of tests and that is the only explanation I can come up with. I got you guys here so we could brainstorm," Gohan explained. He shared his information with the others. It wasn't much but it was all they had to go on. Goten came to halfway through the explanation. He sat there very quietly just listening very carefully to his older brother's words. When Gohan had concluded everyone sat around deep in thought.

"I have an idea," Bra announced. "But I want to think it out first."

"Well, I hope you can have a reasonably good explanation by tomorrow," Gohan said. "Because we have to tell them about the situation."

"No pressure or anything," Pan muttered.

"They have a right to know as soon as possible," Videl told her daughter.

"You're right," Pan sighed.

"Man, this is too strange!" Goten proclaimed.

"Goten, we have seen too much for anything to be too strange anymore," Bra said.

"It's just too Jerry Springer-esque. 'My dad is having my boyfriend's father's baby.' Our relationships just got like 10 times more complicated. It's just plain weird. It's like I'm related to my lover through my unborn brother! Bra now you can say 'I'm dating my half-brother's niece,' or something equally bizarre." Goten declared.

"Goten, Shut up! You're giving me a headache!" Pan complained.

"All right, all right, let's just all calm down and go home to sleep on it. Maybe it'll be clearer in the morning," Gohan said.

"Sure and pigs will fly," Goten whispered to his lover.

"With everything else that's happening, I wouldn't be surprised." Trunks whispered back.


"HE'S WHAT?" Vegeta bellowed.

"Pregnant," Gohan responded.

"That's not possible! How can he be pregnant?" Vegeta yelled.

"I have a theory, Papa," Bra said calmly.

"Oh do tell," he remarked sarcastically.

"Saiyans never knew their mothers, correct?" Bra asked.

"Yes," Vegeta answered.

"Well maybe it's because they don't have mothers," Pan put in.

"How is that?" Goku asked curiously. He seemed to be taking the news a lot better than Vegeta who looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.

"Well," began Bra, "There were two tribes on planet Vegeta-sai. The advanced Tuffles and the primitive Saiyans. But what if they were more than just tribes? What if they were genders?"

"What do you mean?" Vegeta asked confused.

"Well first off, in my opinion, females are more advanced than males. So what if in this case it was true? The Tuffles were the females and the Saiyans were the males. They only met for breeding purposes, similar to the mythological Amazons. Tuffles would have kept the tail-less female children but abandoned their sons at the outskirts of Saiyan villages for the Saiyans to raise. The Tuffles probably despised the brutish and primitive males and so they came up with a way to breed without the Saiyans. And so a Tuffle male was genetically engineered and integrated into the society. Meanwhile, the Saiyans were probably dying out. Now as much as the Tuffles didn't like the Saiyans, I don’t think they were cruel or spiteful, so they devised a way for Saiyans to reproduce among themselves. Saiyans were then genetically altered to be able to bear children; thus the tribes separated permanently, neither needing the other. And that is my theory on Goku's pregnancy," Bra declared.

The room was silent for a few thoughtful moments before Goku finally spoke up. "That makes sense," he said.

"Indeed," Gohan agreed nodding.

Vegeta looked at Goku and then at the others in the room. They all looked like they were waiting for something. "What?" he snapped.

"We're waiting for your reaction," Goku told him.

"It sounds possible, but I have some questions."

"What?" Gohan asked.

"First of all, how long is he going to be pregnant?"

"Goten," Bra coaxed.

"Well, if a lunar cycle on planet Vegeta-sai took 8 years and a single lunar cycle here on earth equals a month, you would think that the same would be true on Vegeta-sai. Therefore, nine months on Vegeta-sai would equal 6 earth years," Goten explained.

"SIX YEARS!" Vegeta roared.

"Wait," Goten interrupted. "I also took into account that Saiyans are not patient. A long pregnancy would probably be miscarried considering the Saiyans' lifestyle. I'm sure that the Tuffles took this into consideration. I also noted that Saiyans are quick to develop and heal, so I estimate that he'll be pregnant for about 5 months at the most."

"That's better," Goku sighed, feeling very relieved that he wouldn't stay pregnant for six years.

"Second question. How is he going to give birth?" Vegeta asked also looking quite relieved.

"I don't know. We’ll probably have to perform a cesarean section, we'll see when the time comes," Gohan answered. "But for the moment, I'd like to bring him into the lab and do a few more basic tests and perform and ultra-sound to see if everything is going alright."


"Kami preserve us," Gohan whispered.

"What? What's wrong?" Vegeta asked anxiously.

"Looks like the Tuffles added and extra survival tactic for the Saiyans," Gohan said.

"What?" Goku asked curiously from his position on the examination table.

"Multiple births," Gohan replied.

"How many?" Vegeta asked cautiously.

Gohan mumbled something quickly.

"What?"

"Fourteen," Gohan said quietly.

That was the last straw. For the first time in the Saiyan prince's entire life, he fainted without a blow being traded.

Notes:

[1] Do you know what they say about assuming? It makes and ASS out of U and ME. Bad pun I know but I didn't make it up!

Hmm, I think that the fresh air is very good for my brain. My muse also seems to like the sunshine. Here's another piece that I finished in a relatively short amount of time. Hope you enjoy it!

Chapter 6: Interlude: Mood Swings: The Roach

Summary:

Goku sees a roach.

Notes:

Original Notes
Disclaimer: I don't own them!
Warning: Yaoi, as in a male/male relationship. And hmm what's this? A male pregnancy? This ain't your cup of tea, don't drink it!
Notes: My roommate found a roach on her wall today. It crawled over to my side of the room and I had to squish it. She wouldn't pick it up despite the fact that it was HER roach. Now I don't really have a problem with most bugs, they're gross, but I can handle that, but I absolutely despise roaches!
Now keep in mind that Goku is pregnant so with all the changes going on in his body his reactions are off.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Vegeta had just sat down in his chair to relax when he heard Goku cry out from the kitchen, followed by the sound of breaking glass. Vegeta jumped from his chair and flew into the kitchen.

"What is it? What's wrong? Is it time?" he asked frantically.

The sight that met his eyes was not at all what he expected. Goku was standing on a kitchen chair holding one arm protectively over his swollen stomach. The other hand wielded a broom. He was staring at the floor with a look of terror on his face. Vegeta walked up to him.

"What are you doing on a chair with a broom? What's wrong?"

Goku turned his attention to Vegeta. "A roach," Goku said.

"What?!" Vegeta asked, eyebrows shooting up.

"There's a roach under the cabinet," Goku said pointing with the broom.

"You've got to be kidding me," Vegeta said flatly.

Goku shook his head fervently. Vegeta dropped his head and sighed. These mood swings of Goku's were getting increasingly ridiculous. He looked up at the pregnant Saiyan standing on the chair.

"Kakarrot," he began, "You are a Saiyan warrior, one of the most powerful beings in all the universe. You have nothing to fear from a puny pathetic earth roach. It is totally harmless."

"But it's gross!" Goku whined, wrinkling his nose.

"Squish it, kill it, spray it, whatever, I don't really care. Just get rid of it!" Goku cried.

"Fine," Vegeta said as he walked over to the cabinet indicated. H picked up the cabinet and looked underneath it. "There's nothing there."

"Gah, it's on the wall," Goku exclaimed waving the broom around.

Vegeta looked at the wall and sure enough, one of those ugly brown insects was in the process of scuttling upwards. He put the cabinet down and struck at the bug. All he ended up accomplishing was making a hole in the wall. The roach moved very quickly and was now sticking mere inches above the hole, waving its antennas at him tauntingly. Vegeta pulled his fist from the wall and growled. He tried again, but only made another hole. The roach was now on the ceiling. Vegeta floated up to the ceiling intent on his prey. He slammed his fist up quicker than the eye but the demon bug managed to avoid his blow. It dropped from its position and spread its wings. Plaster showered down on Vegeta as he watched the bug escape once more.

The roach was heading straight for Goku. His knuckles tightened on the broomstick, breaking it in two. He dropped the useless twigs and brought his hand up to shield himself. His other hand was still held in a defensive gesture over his pregnant stomach. As the bug neared, Goku tried to take a step back, but his foot met with nothing but air and he began to fall. He let out a reflexive ki blast as he fell backwards. Vegeta sped forward and caught Goku inches from the floor, he didn't want his lover and unborn children hurt because of some stupid insect.

The roach, managed to dodge the blast at the last second, coming out barely singed. The blast continued onwards to take out the kitchen window. Goku wrapped his arms around Vegeta's neck and buried his face in his chest, cowering from the revolting roach. Vegeta glared at it and if looks could kill, the bug would have gone up in a ball of flames. Wait a minute, looks could kill! He narrowed his eyes and shot eye beams at the bug. The roach tried to move, but he followed it with his eyes and finally hit his target. Nothing happened.

"Impossible," Vegeta muttered. Goku pulled his face from Vegeta's chest to look at the bug in horror. The little creature continued to fly forward! Suddenly, it started to bubble and expand, before exploding in a mess of guts. A leg landed on Vegeta's cheek and began to quiver. Vegeta's eye began to twitch as he placed Goku on his feet and reached up to wipe away the remains of the roach from his face. Goku turned and interesting shade of green before rushing to the bathroom to empty the contents of his stomach. Vegeta looked at the war zone his kitchen had become. He decided that maybe roaches weren't so pathetic and harmless after all.

Notes:


Original Notes

Well that was interesting wasn't it? What did you think? Yeah, I know it's stupid but I just felt like writing something.

Please send me feedback I need it desperately.

Chapter 7: Interlude: Mood Swings: The Roach Part 2

Summary:

Roachy sequel with a Men in Black crossover reference.

Notes:

Original Notes
Warning: Yaoi, as in a male/male relationship. And hmm what's this? A male pregnancy? This ain't your cup of tea, don't drink it! This ain't your cup of tea, don't drink it! Don't forget the roaches. They need a warning too!
Notes: Sequel to the Roach! There is a slight cross over here. I just couldn't resist. It fit so well. You may catch it (there are enough clues) or you may not. I'll tell you what it is at the end in case you're one of the 7 people who didn't see the movie.
Dedication: This is for Kanzeyori, cause you said you liked it although I'm not sure if dedicating this is a compliment or an insult, I mean the story is about a roach after all. Hmm.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Vegeta could you get the door?" Goku called from the kitchen.

Vegeta grumbled as he got up from his comfortable chair to answer the incessant ringing of the doorbell. "Yeah yeah I'm coming," he muttered as he opened the door. "What do you want?" he barked.

The person at the door jerked their hand back from the doorbell. "Um oh yes, uh I came to see if you needed life insurance." The odd little man said. Vegeta looked at him strangely. Something wasn't right about this guy. He stood there as if he wasn't comfortable in his own skin. In fact his skin seemed to be a bit baggy. He didn't like the looks of this guy. He reeked of trouble.

"No, I don't need life insurance, go away." Vegeta said as he slammed the door. He moved to return to his chair when the doorbell rang again. He turned around and opened the door. The same strange man was standing there. "I thought I told you to go away," Vegeta said.

"Yes well, I wasn't finished yet." The man replied.

"I don't want you to finish I want you to leave." Vegeta informed him.

"Now now, Vegeta don't be rude maybe we should hear what the man has to say." Goku scolded as he came up behind Vegeta wiping his hands on a dishtowel. "Please won't you come in?" Goku asked the man.

"Why thank you, don't mind if I do," the man replied as he moved past a growling Vegeta.

"Have a seat," Goku said as he led the odd man into the living room, Vegeta following them disapprovingly. "Can I get you a drink?" Goku asked politely.

"Yes please," the man replied.

"What would you like?"

"A glass of sugar water," he said.

"Sugar water?" Vegeta asked incredulously.

"Yes sugar water, lots of sugar," the man said insistently.

"Um, okay," Goku said as he made his way into the kitchen.

"So what is it that you want?" Vegeta asked.

"Do you have insect insurance?" the man inquired.

"Insect insurance?" Vegeta repeated as his eyebrows shot up.

"Yes to protect against bugs, like cockroaches for instance." The man said almost slyly.

"Roaches? They are stupid revolting bugs that must be crushed before they can reproduce and make more of their disgusting kind." Vegeta said snidely.

"I hate roaches," Goku said with a shudder as he returned with the requested glass of sugar water.

"Do you know? They are destructive and cunning bugs are they not?" the man prompted.

"Cunning?" Vegeta scoffed. "Brainless is more like it."

"Ah, but they are destructive no? I hear from my sources that you have recently had a run in with a roach." The man said.

Vegeta narrowed his eyes. "How do you know that?"

"Because he was one of our spies," the man replied.

"What?" Goku asked, confused.

The man stood up and suddenly just exploded. Pieces of him splattered the room and in his place stood a giant cockroach. "My race is looking for a new planet to inhabit. Yours is perfect. That roach you killed was one of our finest spies. You killed him and now it is your turn to die." The giant roach hissed menacingly.

Vegeta and Goku looked unimpressed by the giant roach's speech, but Goku was looking a little green and queasy and Vegeta's eye was twitching.

"I said, 'It is your turn to die!'" the roach repeated.

"I don't think so," Vegeta said. He darted forward and began to beat the giant roach. The roach held his own . . . for all of five seconds. It put one of its legs up and promptly had it ripped off. As Vegeta battered away at the roach, Goku stood back breathing deeply. He was mumbling under his breath.

"I hate roaches, I hate roaches, I hate roaches, I hate roaches," he muttered over and over again, getting louder each time, until it built to a crescendo of noise and he was yelling out. With one final yell he powered up into a super saiyan and sent a powerful ki blast at the giant roach.

Vegeta sensed his actions and sped over to where Goku stood. He didn't want Goku to get hurt. He was pregnant with his children after all. He pulled Goku to the floor and covered him with his own body as the giant cockroach exploded into a pile of green goo. Messy splats were heard as the roach guts rained down. When the dust cleared, Vegeta rose from his protective position. His back was covered with green slime. He helped Goku up off the floor and they turned to survey the damage. Goku took one look at the remains of the roach and ran for the bathroom to empty his stomach. Vegeta looked around the disaster area that his living room had turned into. Goku's blast had blown a giant hole in their living room wall opening it to the outside. There were now pieces of unidentifiable slime and goop everywhere. One or two roach legs were still somewhat intacted and in the process of quivering. Vegeta's face twitched. Once again a roach had come in and caused serious damage to his home and once more it was blown to bits. Once more he was covered in roach guts. Once more his opinions of roaches changed.

"I hate roaches," he muttered darkly.

Notes:

Original Notes
Did you catch it? It was a very tiny crossover with Men In Black, you know the bug with the Ager-suit or whatever that hick farmer's name was. Skin that doesn't fit, sugar water, you had to have caught it. Well, I hope this lives up to the first one. You know what they say about sequels. You don't? Hn, neither do I.

Please send me feedback I need it desperately.

Chapter 8: Interlude: Mood Swings: Soap Suds

Summary:

Goku starts watching soap operas.

Notes:

Original Notes
Note: Hey I was hyper and trying to cheer myself up. Forgive the insanity and enjoy the ride.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Goku sniffled and reached for another kleenex. He couldn't believe that Carlos was so cruel as to deny Mary's love for him! The bastard! Instead he ran off with Linda the slutty office secretary leaving poor Mary pregnant with Carlos's twin brother Julio's baby. What was she going to do? And if that wasn't enough to bring tears to his already puffy eyes, Carmine just got into a devastating car accident after a fight with her lesbian lover Linda. Now Carmine was in paralyzed in her toes and in a coma. Linda went insane with guilt and was put into a mental hospital with rubber walls. While Linda was mentally unstable, her doctor, Dr. Studmuffin became attracted to her and began convincing her that he was her long lost husband who had been trapped in the Bermuda triangle for three years. Then it was time for a commercial.

Goku got up and waddled to the bathroom. With all those children sitting on his bladder it was hard to hold it in till commercial time. He hurriedly finished his business and waddled back just in time to catch Tom's teenage son Billy, steal Tom's partner of twelve years Jacob. There was a steamy bedroom scene between the two of them that got Goku all hot and bothered. But just knowing that Jacob was cheating on Tom with his son made it a little less than romantic. He got the chills when the scene changed though. Janet who had been lost in the woods for a year finally made it to civilization only to be abducted by aliens that looked strangely roach-like. And he hated roaches.

Eventually the half-hour ended and The Twilight Hourglass was over. They showed previews for the next day when Carmine would come out of her coma and have amnesia. Julio would reappear to sweep Mary off her feet and carry her away to a secluded desert island in the tropics. And Janet would be impregnated by aliens and released back in the center of the woods. He couldn't wait for tomorrow!

Looking down Goku was shocked to see the pile of tissues he had acquired at his feet. And that was only after one half-hour soap. His favorite was coming on next. Young Mysterious Moon. He'd need another box of kleenex for that one. It was an hour long and a real tearjerker! He got up and made his way to the bathroom. He rummaged in the closet for a spare box or two of kleenex. He grabbed two and went to the kitchen where he gathered up a jar of pickles, a bag of chocolate covered raisins and some cheez whiz and whipped cream. He made it back into the living room and watched the commercials until the show came on. He made a mental note to get a microwave egg cooker with a free cookbook and then the show came on.

A half-hour, a box of kleenex and a jar of pickles later.....

"Dad?" Goten called out as he walked into his father's house.

"Living room," came Goku's strangled voice.

Goten's heart squeezed. Was something wrong with his father? Or the babies? He rushed into the living room to find Goku on the couch surrounded by a pile of used kleenex and crying his eyes out.

"Dad! Is something wrong?!" Goten asked hurrying over.

Goku sniffed and nodded. He pointed at the television. "Serena just cheated on Darien with Artimas the cat who she kidnapped. She and Luna used him as a boy toy. Darien found out and was angry so he went and slept with his old friend Firoé who everyone thought was dead but is actually just hiding out and leading a normal life as a flower shop owner. Darien then realized that he liked it and now he and Firoé are out of the closet and running the flower shop together. In revenge Serena sent her future daughter over to seduce Darien but since Darien wasn't like that the daughter eventually faded since she would never get born."

"Huh?" Goten was very confused.

"Shh, it's getting even better!" Goku said waving for Goten to sit down and be quiet. Goten obliged by sitting down next to his father.

Fifteen minutes, one pee break, another box of kleenex and a bottle of cheez whiz later....

"Kakarrot I'm home," Vegeta called out as he walked in the door. Vegeta turned as he heard Goku crying. He hurried into the living room to find a strange sight before him. Goku and Goten were sitting on the couch crying their eyes out as they munched on chocolate covered raisins and watched the television intently.

"What is going on here?" Vegeta asked.

"Shh!"

"Are you alright Kakarrot?"

"Be quiet! Suboshi is about to admit his forbidden love for his twin brother Amiboshi!" Goku whispered.

"Ah! Go away Yui you bitch!" Goten yelled as Yui walked in on the two brothers during a sweet love scene.

Goku groaned as Yui screamed her head off at the sight and the scene changed.

"Oh look! Tasuki is helping Nuriko get over his broken heart after Hotohori renounced Miaka and decided that he was madly in love with Tamahome who never really loved Miaka to begin with!" Goku squealed.

"What madness is this?!" Vegeta demanded, confused.

"It's Young Mysterious Moon," Goku murmured.

"What is that?"

"It's a soap opera."

"A what?"

"Soap opera."

"What is that?"

"A television show."

"Well why are you watching it if it makes you cry?" Vegeta asked very confused now.

"Because . . . I don't know. I just am!" came the petulant response.

"Well then I shall fix that," Vegeta muttered as he marched up to the television and unplugged it.

"No!" Goku and Goten cried.

Vegeta turned around and glared at the duo.

"Seiya was just about to confront Yaten and tell him that he was attracted to him as a male where as Yaten prefers Seiya as a female! Now we'll never find out what happens!" Goku said.

"And good riddance to that!" Vegeta declared. "No more soap operas for you. You shouldn't stress yourself out that way."

Goku sighed. Goten managed to pull himself from the soap opera fuddle he'd fallen into. He looked a little embarrassed.

"He's right dad," Goten said softly.

"I know. I guess I was just bored." Goku sniffed.

"Read a book, take a short walk. Do anything not strenuous but for Dende's sake! Don't watch that junk again." Vegeta instructed.

"Okay Vegeta," Goku sighed. "I promise I won't watch soap operas again."

"Good," Vegeta nodded as he walked over to his lover. He offered Goku his hand and pulled him up off the couch. Goten hid a smile as he watched Vegeta hug and kiss his father sweetly. Goten quickly slipped out of the house leaving them in peace.


The next day...

Tears dripped down onto the page causing the ink to smear. Goku dabbed futilely at the page with a tissue. Sniffling he turned the page of his book. Vegeta walked in and frowned as he noticed Goku all teary eyed and surrounded by a pile of kleenex.

"What are you reading?" Vegeta asked suspiciously.

"It's a romance novel. After being forced to have an abortion by her pimp boyfriend and then loosing the ability to bear children Judy runs away to start another life in California where she acquires a burger joint builds a business from the ground up while her former boyfriend goes on to be a very famous television evangelist whom she's plotting revenge on." Goku explained between sniffles.

"You call that romantic?" Vegeta wondered.

"Well her new boyfriend is loving enough to make up for the old one but she can never have children so they're going through a messy adoption process through a not so reputable business so the court charges are draining her company but I think in the end they'll get their child, get married and watch the ex topple like the fake that he is."

Vegeta sighed. "No more romance novels for you."

"But!" Goku protested.

"No buts. Its just too much trouble!" Vegeta replied.

"Okay," Goku pouted as he put the book down.

Vegeta went and sat beside him.

"Our life is enough drama that you shouldn't have to add anymore." Vegeta commented idly.

"I never thought of it that way," Goku said thoughtfully.


The next day....

Vegeta was drawn by the constant tapping noise that Goku was making. He walked into the room to find Goku surrounded by crumpled paper *and* kleenex. Goku sat in front of a typewriter sniffling again.

"Kakarrot! What are you doing?" Vegeta demanded.

"I'm typing our life story. I'm up to the part where Chao Tzu sacrificed himself so that his love, Tien could live." Goku explained as he wiped his runny nose.

Vegeta groaned and walked out without another word.

Notes:

Original Notes
Ta Da! Crazy wasn't it ^_^

(Guys, I swear I was not on drugs when I wrote this. I was and still remain a super boring person.)

Chapter 9: Interlude: Who's Your Daddy?

Summary:

Just wondering what the kids are going to call Vegeta.

Notes:

Notes: We all know that Gohan calls Goku daddy, but I was wondering what the kids would call Vegeta.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Vegeta?"

"Yes, Kakarrot?"

"When the babies arrive, what do you want them to call you?" Goku asked.

"What do you mean?" Vegeta asked confused.

"Do you want to be their daddy, their father, their papa? What do you want to be called?" Goku asked him.

"I don't know," Vegeta said.

"Well, what did Trunks and Bra call you when they were growing up?" Goku inquired curiously.

"Nothing," Vegeta mumbled.

"Nothing?" Goku asked confused. "Come on, they must have called you something. They didn't call you by name."

"They didn't talk to me," Vegeta said turning away.

"What? You expect me to believe that in their whole entire lives they never talked to you and called you by name?" Goku asked skeptically.

"Yes," Vegeta grumbled.

"That is lie! I remember them talking to you many times. If you don't answer my question, I'm just going to have to call them and ask." Goku threatened.

"Fine, they called me 'Papa Bear'! There are you satisfied?" Vegeta growled.

"Papa Bear?" Goku asked.

"Yes, they said it was because I was as grumpy as a bear," Vegeta grumbled.

"They're right you know," Goku laughed.

"Be quite, baka. What do you want the brats to call you?" Vegeta asked turning the tables on Goku.

"Probably just 'daddy' Gohan and Goten called me Daddy so I think I'll just stick with that," Goku said. Vegeta grunted. "And oh 'Papa Bear' if you ever call my children brats again, I will hurt you," Goku threatened.

"Is that a threat or a promise?" Vegeta asked lecherously pinching Goku's butt.

Goku whacked him over the head. "Hentai!" he yelled.

"I don't think that's an appropriate name for the 'children' to be calling me," Vegeta said.

Goku rolled his eyes.

Notes:

Just some silliness. Was it so horrible?

Please send me feedback I need it desperately.

Chapter 10: Interlude: Mood Swings: Good Mood

Summary:

Goku's in a good mood!

Notes:

Original Notes
Note: Don't know where it came from, it just demanded to be written, so I wrote, even though I should be doing a theatre paper.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

T-minus 2 months and counting

Vegeta walked into the house and collapsed onto the couch. He was exhausted. After all that had happened lately he found that he was getting tired a lot. When Goku had found out the number of children they were to have, he was overjoyed, until he realized that the house would never hold that many people. So they needed a new one, but he insisted that they build it themselves. He didn't want a capsule house. The only problem with that was that Vegeta got stuck doing all the work since Goku couldn't strain himself for fear of miscarrying.

Goku insisted on keeping all the babies. He didn't want to lose one. Vegeta had enough trouble with the two children he already raised, he couldn't even imagine doing it all over again for fourteen of them. Fortunately, he knew that they had the support from the rest of the family. Unfortunately that was part of his current problem. Gohan, Videl, Goten, Trunks, Bra, and Pan were all going to move in with him and Goku in order to take care of their new family. That meant that not only did he have to build a house for Goku, himself, and their fourteen new children, he also had to make it large enough for their existing family.

The house was going to be huge. Goku kept adding new things on to the plans every day. His strange emotional states and monumental mood swings were nothing to mess with, so with every modification, Vegeta had more work to do. The structure was currently five stories high and a little smaller than a football field. For now. Tomorrow it might be seven stories high and as big as two football fields. Vegeta groaned. He was a Saiyan prince, not a carpenter! But even he didn't want to go up against the most powerful fighter in the universe while he was pregnant and grumpy.

"Vegeta?" Goku sang out. Vegeta groaned.

"Yes Kakarroto?"

"I have something to show you," Goku said.

Vegeta groaned. He didn't want to move but it was probably best that he go see what it was rather than have to deal with another temper tantrum. "Coming," he called. Vegeta dragged himself off the couch and stumbled out the door to where Goku was waiting. He was standing there looking at the new house with a smile on his face. Vegeta was relieved to see that he was actually smiling, hopefully that was a good thing. He walked over to Goku and kissed him. He was learning the importance of contact. If he didn't, he'd have to put up with more trouble from Goku. It was just easier to go with the flow, besides, he didn't really mind touching his lover. He let his arm snake around Goku's waist, which was now much larger due to the babies he was carrying, but Vegeta knew better than to comment on this. He turned to look at what Goku was staring at.

"Do you like it?" Goku asked.

"Like what?"

"You mean you didn't notice what you were building?" Goku asked turning to him.

"I'm building a very large house," Vegeta replied.

"Yes, but did you look at the house? Really look at it?"

"Well, no," Vegeta admitted.

"Baka, behold your new kingdom!" Goku said with a dramatic gesture towards the house. Vegeta looked up at the house and noticed something for the first time. It didn't really look like a house so much as a mansion. No that wasn't right. It looked like a castle!

"A castle?" he murmured.

"Yes, a castle. After all a prince cannot live in any old house, especially when he's going to have so many young princes to bring up. It's only proper." Goku said happily.

"You planned this?" Vegeta asked amazed.

"Yup, I hired a professional architect and everything. I wanted it perfect. You just never noticed the plans did you? The kids invented that new building material that was supposed to be really strong and hold up well to beatings. Hopefully it'll stand up against the boys," Goku said rubbing his swollen stomach.

Vegeta smiled as he moved his hand to rest over Goku's. He was pleasantly surprised. Despite everything that Goku was going through, he still was working to make other people happy. That was one of the things he loved about Goku, but you would never hear him admit it out loud.

"So what do you think?" Goku asked turning his head towards Vegeta. Vegeta tilted his head slightly to look up at Goku, he hated being shorter than his lover but there was really nothing he could do about it. He smiled, not his usual smirk, he actually smiled.

"I like it. It was a very thoughtful thing for you to do," he said as he floated up a few inches from the ground to be level with Goku. He looked him in the eye as he slowly took his mouth in a gentle kiss. He could feel the contentment rolling off of Goku in waves. He smiled once more as he pulled back from the kiss. Goku liked being pampered and treated gently. Vegeta had to work long and hard at changing the attitude that had been beat into him since infancy but slowly and surely he was learning new ways of doing things. Ways that made Goku happy, which in turn made him happy.

Goku smiled. Plucking the thoughts from Vegeta's head he said, "I like it when you're like this. It's so much better than when you're a grumpy stuck up brute."

"So I'm a brute am I?" Vegeta asked raising his eyebrows.

"You know what I mean," Goku retorted with a smile.

"Maybe I do but it's more fun to tease you. With you trying to tame me, it's the least fun I can have anymore!" Vegeta said tugging lightly on a wild lock of Goku's raven hair.

"You will never be tamed!" Goku declared.

"Well at least you realize that," Vegeta said.

"Hey, I'm not as dense as everybody seems to think," Goku said.

"Yes, I know, You have a truly devious mind, hiding your true intelligence. It makes enemies drop their guard around you and gains you many good allies with that friendly nature of yours," Vegeta said acknowledging Goku's strategy.

"You make me sound manipulating!" Goku exclaimed. "Besides being friendly is nice. You should try it sometime!" Goku told him.

"Never, I'll leave that part up to you. You don't want me to ruin my image do you?" Vegeta asked.

"Well, it is a time for changes. I don't think anyone would blame you if you changed your attitude a little. I mean you have a new family with more on the way. It's evolve or die," Goku said.

"Is that so?" Vegeta asked. "Says who?"

"Says me. You need to stop being so grumpy and being a little nicer," Goku informed him.

"Hey, who's the prince around here? If anyone should be giving orders its me!" Vegeta declared.

"Wrong. I am the pregnant one here, I get 15 votes to your 1 so I outvote you!" Goku said smugly.

"The children don't get to vote!" Vegeta said.

"They can if I say so!" Goku replied.

"They aren't of legal voting age," Vegeta retorted. Goku crossed his arms and pouted. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Okay, okay, I'll try and be a little nicer," he relented. "Are you happy now?"

"Very!" Goku said with a grin. "Now if we could only work on who's on top in bed."

"What?!"

Notes:

Hmm, fluffy, wasn't it? What did you think?

Chapter 11: Interlude: Baby Names

Summary:

What are they going to name the babies?

Notes:


Original Notes

Notes: Hmm, what should we name the babies? I decided to follow the traditional Saiyan names (i.e. fruits and veggies) rather than trying to figure out 14 new ways to say underwear!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Vegeta?"

"Yes Kakarrot?"

"Have you thought about baby names?"

"Not really, I was going to leave it up to you," Vegeta told him.

"So you have no opinion on what you want to name your children?" Goku asked surprised.

"Well we could name them traditional Saiyan names, after all, it would be proper for Saiyan princes to have Saiyan names." Vegeta replied.

"Yes, that's what I was thinking, so I came up with a list of names. Would you like to take a look at it?" Goku asked hopefully.

Vegeta however knew that this translated into "You'd better come look at it or else I'll nag you until you do and continue nagging you afterwards because you didn't bow to my whims in the first place." He nodded and walked over to the kitchen table where Goku was sitting. He pulled up a chair and sat next to his very pregnant lover. Goku handed him messy sheet of paper. He had to squint a little but eventually he was able to make out all fourteen names.

  1. Ichigo
  2. Nashi
  3. Mikan
  4. Suika
  5. Ringo
  6. Takuan
  7. Wasabi
  8. Togarashi
  9. Nijin
  10. Nasu
  11. Momo
  12. Kome
  13. Cerise
  14. Laitue

Vegeta nodded his head once more. "Those are excellent names Kakarrot," he complimented. Goku beamed at him.

"You really like them?" he asked. Vegeta nodded. "Do you have any suggestions?"

"Actually I do," Vegeta said.

"Tell me!" Goku exclaimed.

"Instead of Momo, how about Pesca?" Vegeta said cautiously.

"Pesca," Goku murmured. He nodded. "I like that!" He took the paper and quickly scibbled the name down. "Anything else?"

"Yes, instead of Ringo, I think I like Mela. Ringo sounds too much like a Beatle." Goku shivered at the mention of beetle.[1] Vegeta shook his head. "Not the bug, the music group."

"Oh, yeah, I knew that!" Goku said nodding enthusiastically.

"Yes, of course you did," Vegeta said.

"I did!" Goku insisted.

"Yes, well what do you think of the name?" Vegeta asked changing the subject.

"Oh, the name! Yeah, I like it. Any more?" Goku asked.

"One more," Vegeta said. Goku waved for him to go ahead. "Instead of Wasabi, I suggest Rafano."

Goku looked deep in thought. Slowly he nodded his head once more as he bent to scribble the name on the paper. "There finished! Now we have names for all of them!" Goku declared triumphantly. Vegeta smiled. "Thank you for helping!" Goku said.

"Well they are my children too," Vegeta said.

"Yes they are, but I wasn't sure how involved you would get," Goku said frowning slightly.

"As much as you need me too," Vegeta said.

"You mean it?" Goku asked hopefully.

"Of course!" Vegeta promised.

"Great! My next idea was carving beds for all the babies!" Goku exclaimed. Vegeta groaned and sank lower into his chair. Goku had got him. "Is there something wrong?" Goku asked sweetly. A little too sweetly if you asked Vegeta.

He shook his head. "Wrong? No nothings wrong, why ever would you think that something was wrong?" Vegeta asked somewhat sarcastically.

"Oh, no reason anyway, as I was saying . . ."

Notes:


Original Notes

 

[1] Reference to the Roach Fic.
Wanna know what the names mean? You do?

  1. Ichigo - Strawberry
  2. Nashi - Japanese Pear
  3. Mikan - Tangerine
  4. Suika - Watermelon
  5. Ringo - Apple = Mela - Apple
  6. Takuan - Pickled Radishes
  7. Wasabi - Japanese Horse Radish = Refano - Horse Radish
  8. Togarashi - Japanese Hot Peppers
  9. Nijin - Carrot
  10. Nasu - Eggplant
  11. Momo - Peach = Pesca - Peach
  12. Kome - Uncooked Rice (Gohan - Cooked Rice)
  13. Cerise - Cherry
  14. Laitue - Lettuce

This is a combination of Japanese, French and Italian, maybe something else but if you know one of these particular languages and my spelling is off, please tell me.

Please send me feedback I need it desperately.

Chapter 12: New Arrivals

Summary:

They're here! But why did Goku run away? And what does Vegeta have to say to him?

Notes:

Original Notes
They're here!

Dedicated to Sandy and Jade since they asked so nicely and I just happened to check out my Guestbook before I posted this fic.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Vegeta?"

"Yes, Kakarrot?"

"I'm hungry," Goku said.

"You're always hungry," Vegeta replied. Goku pouted. "So what are you saying? Are you saying I look fat? Are you saying you don't love me anymore?"

"I'm saying that you're a Saiyan, it's natural for you to be hungry. I'm saying that you're always hungry it's a fact of life. I'm saying that you're pregnant, of course you look fat. But I never said that I loved you," Vegeta snapped.

Goku looked taken aback. His eyes were wide and his mouth hung open as he stared at the grumpy Saiyan prince sitting in the chair across from him. Then his bottom lip started to tremble. He blinked several times. Slowly he stood up and walked toward the seated man. Vegeta never even saw it coming. One minute he was sitting in his chair reading the paper, and the next minute he was lying outside the house on his back with his jaw throbbing. He looked up surprised. Goku was framed by the hole in the wall. He was glowing gold, blonde hair sticking on end and blue eyes pinning Vegeta to the ground where he lay.

"You bastard," he spat. "You had the nerve to go to bed with me, to get me pregnant with fourteen children, and you don't even love me? How dare you use me like that? I thought that maybe you were just hiding your emotions, that you were just depressed about Bulma, I thought that the time would come when you could actually admit some feelings. I thought you cared. I guess I thought wrong. I can't believe you used me like that! Did you do it so that you could finally be better than me? Was that it? Bastard! I loved you. I would never have gone to bed with you otherwise. I loved you and this is the reward I get?" Goku yelled.

Vegeta could only stare dumbly at his enraged lover. This was Goku's worst mood swing by far. Usually they were mild bouts of crankiness, nothing like this. Vegeta moved to get up, but the sound of Goku's voice stopped him.

"Don't bother getting up," Goku called. "I'm leaving. I can't stand to be around you. I feel too dirty." And with that, Goku launched himself into the sky.

Vegeta's first thought was how could he have been so stupid. He knew about the mood swings, he should have expected something like this prepared for it. He should never have snapped at Goku. He should have been watching his step around him. But no, he had to stick his foot in his mouth and now Goku was really angry. In fact, Vegeta had never seen him so mad. Suddenly, Vegeta was extremely worried about his distraught lover and their unborn children. Just because he never showed his emotions didn't mean they weren't there and as much as he hated to admit it, he really cared about Goku, as much as he had cared about anyone. More than even Bulma, but could those feelings be considered love?

Vegeta shook his head. This was no time for introspection. He needed to find Goku. There was no telling what he'd do in this state. He could hurt himself or the children. Vegeta tried to think of where Goku might go. He decided to check at the children's houses first.


Vegeta was beyond worried. It had been hours since Goku had first flown off and they still hadn't found him. Everyone had joined into the search for Goku but he was nowhere to be found. He kept getting dirty looks from the kids, but nothing they did could make him feel any worse. He was surprised to find that Goku could make him feel this horrible. He had turned soft over the years spent on earth. But on most levels he was glad that he finally let someone in. He was glad it was Goku who managed to make a place for himself inside his heart. There wasn't much room in there to begin with but Goku had found a small space and made himself right at home.

Vegeta decided that he was thinking about this too much. Maybe he needed a new strategy. Humans had a firm belief in that love stuff and with the way he had been feeling lately he was sure that whatever he felt it must be love. So he decided to try that 'let love guide you' thing. He closed his eyes and focused on his feelings for Goku. He flew aimlessly through the sky hoping that it would work.

He felt a small pull and followed the impulse. He glided along lazily just thinking about his lover. The way he smiled. The way he made everything around him brighter. Thousands of thoughts flitted in and out of his head, as the pull grew stronger. He let himself be pulled until finally heard a small moan below him. It was Goku. He opened his eyes and his heart stopped. Goku was lying on the ground in a large puddle of blood. He rushed over to his lover and pulled his head into his lap.

"Kakarrot! What happened?" Vegeta demanded.

"V-Vegeta?" Goku whispered.

"Yes, Kakarrot, are you alright?" Vegeta asked worriedly.

"I-it's time! They're trying to come out," Goku said. "Help them out."

Vegeta nodded. He gently laid Kakarrot back on the ground. He moved around to Goku's swelled stomach, which had a long vertical gash in it, which was leaking blood.

"How did this happen?" Vegeta questioned.

"It just split open. They want to come out," Goku whispered.

Looking at the large gash and Goku's appearance, Vegeta knew that he would need help. He gathered up a large ki blast and sent it skyward as a locator beacon for the others. With this done, he turned his full attention back to Goku and the delivery of their children. He carefully placed his hands on Goku's stomach fingering the edges of the wound. Goku winced in pain but didn't stop him. Vegeta inspected the gash closely noticing that it was very deep. As gently as possible he eased his hand into the wound. Goku clenched his teeth together and hissed. Vegeta's hand encountered a small wiggling form. He carefully closed his hand around it and slowly pulled it up out of Goku's stomach.

He watched in awe as he pulled their first son from his lover's body. The small palm-sized baby curled its wet velvet tail around Vegeta's wrist as he stared in wonder at his new son. He carefully handed the baby to Goku who had tears of joy and pain leaking from his eyes. Vegeta removed his shirt and laid it on the ground beside Goku before turning back to deliver the rest of the babies. He carefully removed each precious life from his lover's stomach and placed them on his spread shirt. He counted the children as he drew them from Goku's stomach. Twelve so far, two more to go. He reached in for the next baby but instead drew out two. One baby had his tail twined around the other’s waist, but the other baby was showing no signs of life.

"Kakarrot, this one isn't breathing," Vegeta murmured as he cradled both of the babies.

"You've got to save him!" Goku whispered frantically.

"How?" Vegeta asked bewildered.

"I don't know, just save him!"

Vegeta laid the two newborns on the shirt next to their brothers. He tried to remove the tail from around the still one but his companion refused to release him. Vegeta gently rubbed on the still baby's chest hoping to evoke some response from the tiny infant. Nothing happened.

"Come on baby," he whispered. "You are a Saiyan prince, you must live. Come on, you're daddy will be very upset if you don't make it!" The small infant's companion began to cry. "Please little one. Your brother will be very sad too . . . I will be upset," he pleaded with the baby. He held his breath as a small shudder ran through the baby's body and he gave a small wail. Vegeta's face cracked into a relieved grin. "He did it," Vegeta whispered. "He did it, he's alive," he said to Goku.

Goku smiled weakly at him. His face was very pale and his ki level was fading fast. "Kakarrot, you've got to hold on. The kids will be here soon, you just have to hold on. Everything will be okay," Vegeta said in an encouraging tone.

"No, I don't think I can make it," Goku whispered. "I'm so tired." He said as his eyes began to slide shut.

"No! Kakarrot! You cannot die. You must hold on!" Vegeta exclaimed. Goku only gave him a sympathetic smile. "Kakarrot, you can't go because I have something to tell you," Vegeta pleaded. Goku slowly opened his eyes.

"What?" he whispered.

"Kakarrot, what I said before wasn't true. I do love you. I have just never been in love before and I wasn't sure and my stupid pride got in the way," Vegeta explained.

"But, Bulma!" Goku whispered surprised.

"Yes, I loved Bulma, but I wasn't in love with her. I am in love with you, Kakarrot, Son Goku," Vegeta murmured as he placed a sweet kiss on Goku's lips.

"Vegeta, I-I love you too," Goku replied softly his voice gaining a little more strength.

"You must hold on Kakarrot for me and for the children. They need to know their daddy. I can't do this alone." Vegeta pleaded.

"The man I love can take on anything, even raising fourteen children," Goku smiled.

"Maybe, but only if he has the man he loves at his side to help," Vegeta corrected. "Come on just hold on a little bit longer. When this is all over I'll, I'll, I'll marry you and we can go away for a honeymoon!" Vegeta said.

"Do you really mean it?" Goku asked bewildered.

"Would I have said it if I didn't?" Vegeta asked.

"I don't know, would you have?" Goku wondered.

"Kakarrot, I promise to you on my Saiyanity that I will marry you," Vegeta vowed. "I feel the others approaching. Just hold on," Vegeta pleaded.

Notes:

Original Notes
They're here! Hmm angst, drama, and a cliff hanger, what more could you ask for? An ending? What do you want one of those for?

Yes I know it's a rotten way of ending it, but I really should be doing my theatre paper so I unfortunately don't have time right now! Darn!

("Saiyanity"? Past self, you were trying to make a pun right? Saiyanity, sanity?)

Chapter 13: New Adjustments

Summary:

Vegeta gets into some deep thoughts, while everyone has to make some adjustments to their lives.

Notes:

Original Notes
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, they belong to somebody else. Sniff! I'm only borrowing them and making their lives much more interesting (if that's possible)!
Warning: This is a Yaoi fanfiction, if you don't know what that means then you shouldn't be here and if you decide to stay don't say I didn't warn you. Okay now, Enjoy!
Notes: Mostly deep thoughts. I decided it was time for a little bit of introspection.
The baby names are at the bottom.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Vegeta looked down at the sleeping babies. He was a father again. In some ways it frightened him, all these helpless little babies dependent on him. There was once a time when he might have abandoned them, but no longer. They were his babies, his and Kakarrot's. He gently brushed the raven hair of one of his sons, Togarashi. They had all inherited ebony Saiyan trademarked hair and were already sporting full heads fluffy black peach fuzz. Togarashi opened his eyes and blinked up at his father sleepily. Vegeta ran his finger down the soft, fragile cheek. The baby smiled up at him before letting out a small yawn and drifting back to sleep.

Vegeta looked to see that all the babies were asleep before he quietly slipped out of the room. For the first time in many hours the house was totally silent. The sound of breathing and the whisper of footsteps were the only things that broke the silence. Vegeta sat down at the edge of the bed. It had been a long day and all he wanted to do was fall into a deep sleep and not wake up for days. Unfortunately that option wasn't open to him. He had other responsibilities now. Fourteen little reasons to get out of bed in the morning. But he also had one very precious reason to stay there. One very precious reason that was at this moment gravitating towards him in his sleep.

Vegeta smiled at his beloved. He was still sleeping on his back because his stomach was still healing. They had almost lost him. Vegeta's smile faded into a frown. Kakarrot had almost died and it was partly his fault. He had been the one that made him run in the first place. If he had handled the situation better Kakarrot would have stayed and had medical attention throughout the delivery. Vegeta knew that he would never forgive himself for that one. Earth had definitely softened him. He had developed a conscience and a heart and all manner of hindering emotions and habits. But as long as he had his lover, he didn't mind.

Strange how things work out. At one time they were great enemies, then rivals, then friends. And now, as some strange twist of fate, they were lovers. But deep down in his heart, he knew that it was more than that. There was more to their relationship than met the eye. Somewhere deep down beneath all the layers and complications they were soul mates. Kakarrot could soothe his soul like no other. He had a strange calming effect on him. He soothed the savage beast and was the key to melting his heart.

Finally he had to admit that it wasn't just earth that had softened the Saiyan prince, it was Kakarrot. Kakarrot had helped him change, he had bombarded Vegeta's dark soul with his own goodness until the darkness gave way to pale shades of gray. He knew that he would never be as good as his lover, but he also knew that what he had once been, was something that was gone forever. And not one part of him regretted it. In fact he was actually glad that that part of him was gone. For what kind of life would he have had? An empty life of bitterness and fighting. That wasn't really a life at all. Now he had things to fill all the empty spaces in his life, he had love, family, and friendship to name but a few. They were things he had never had before, but now that he had found them, he didn't want to let them go.

Goku stirred slightly. His eyes slowly fluttered open and he focused on Vegeta who had been unconsciously stroking his hair. "Is everything alright?" he whispered sleepily.

"Everything is fine, Kakarrot," Vegeta said quietly.

"You look tired," Goku said.

"I am tired," Vegeta said.

"Then come to bed. Even Saiyan princes need sleep," Goku murmured.

"I'm not sure I could sleep right now," he told him.

"Why not?" Goku inquires.

"Just because there is too much going on in my head right now," Vegeta replied

"Oh, you aren't blaming yourself for what happened are you?" Goku asked.

Vegeta sighed. "It was all my fault and we both know it," he said.

"Maybe it was and maybe it wasn't but you shouldn't beat yourself up over it," Goku said. "No matter what else you may happen to be you are still only a man."

Vegeta sighed again. "You are right, but I can't help feeling the way I do. These feelings, love, guilt, kindness, all these feelings are so new to me. I haven't grown up with them as you have. I find myself having difficulty dealing with them."

"Just remember, I love you and am always here to help," Goku said kissing the hand that was stroking his cheek.

"But I almost lost you," Vegeta protested.

"But you didn't, did you." He said making it a statement more than a question.

"No, I didn't, and I thank all the gods I know that I didn't, all two of them that is," Vegeta quipped. Goku smiled. "See, there is no need to be so down. I am still here and we have fourteen wonderful sons to take care of."

"Do they have a name for that many?" Vegeta wondered.

"Actually they do! They're called 'Quadecaplets', but of course nobody in history has ever delivered that many, especially all alive. We are very lucky. But I don't think that we're going to go around saying quadecaplets all the time. It's so much easier to just say the babies or the kids or something like that." Goku said.

"The brats," Vegeta mumbled.

Goku looked up at him sharply. "What did I tell you about calling my children brats?"

"You promised to hurt me[1]," Vegeta said with a smirk.

"Yes I did, didn't I?" Goku said with a sly grin.

"Indeed," Vegeta said letting his hands slide away from Goku's face to find more interesting areas to play. Goku leaned into the touch even as he let his own hands begin to roam to more pleasant pastures. Vegeta smiled as Goku's strong hands moved south. They were just squirming their way into the waistband of his pants when a shrill cry went up from the babies' room. Vegeta sighed. Goku removed his hands as Vegeta stood up. "I'll take care of this," Vegeta said.

"I'll help, I'm already up," Goku pointed out. "Besides there's more of them than there is of us. You'll need as much help as you can get."

"You're right, come on," he said as he offered his hand to Goku. They walked into the next room where the rest of the babies had taken up their brother's cry. The door at the other end of the nursery opened and a sleepy looking Trunks and Goten entered followed by Pan, Bra, Gohan, and Videl. They all traded long-suffering looks as they went to pick up the babies.

Vegeta made a beeline for Cerise and Togarashi, they seemed to be his favorites, he seemed to have bonded with them when he brought Cerise, the smallest baby of the bunch, back from the brink of death. Togarashi seemed to be Cerise's significant other. He was the largest baby and seemed most protective of Cerise. He constantly had his tiny tail wrapped around his brother possessively. It was all quite adorable.

Goku picked up Kome and Pesca and rocked them gently humming a soft tune. Videl cradled Ichigo and Nashi, Bra handled Mikan and Suika, Pan rocked Mela and Takuan, and Gohan held Rafano and Nijin. Goten soothed Nasu as Trunks calmed the squealing Laitue. Goku looked around at his family and smiled. He didn't know what he would do without them. He sighed in contentment as the babies settled back down into a peaceful sleep. The adults looked relieved, but they didn't lay the babies down just yet. They just sat and stood around bonding with the tiny infants. The babies had this kind of draw to them. You couldn't help but fall in love when them. Even Vegeta's hardened heart had turned into a pile of mush. The babies' arrival had enabled him to admit to Goku that he really did care. That he loved him.

He smiled as Kome and Pesca wrapped their tiny tails around his wrists as he cradled them in his arms. It was a very endearing trait. The babies' tails were velvety soft and they didn't have the hearts to remove them. He and Vegeta had decided to wait until the babies were older to remove their tails. They wanted them to understand that they were their heritage but they also wanted to give them the choice of whether or not to keep them. He looked down at the sleeping infants that he cradled. Their other Saiyan inheritance was their wild raven hair. It was still baby fine peach fuzz but it was already showing the Saiyan tendency of being unmanageable.

Finally the only sound in the room was the quiet breathing of everyone present. Goku sighed as he moved back towards the large crib. He gently lay his precious children back into their bed tucking the blankets around them. The other adults followed suit, settling the babies back into their crib. The older children said good night and took their leave. Goku and Vegeta were the only ones left in the nursery with the babies. Vegeta moved closer to his lover and put his arm around his waist. Goku leaned closer to him as they looked down at their sleeping children. Vegeta had a gentle smile on his face as he surveyed his brood.

Goku leaned down over the low crib and kissed each sleeping baby. "Good night my precious ones," he murmured. Cerise cracked an eye open and looked up at him. Goku smiled at his smallest child. The baby gave a small sleepy coo before closing his eyes and curling up next to Togarashi. Goku sighed once more, with contentment. A warm sleepy haze had settled over the room. Hopefully the babies wouldn't wake again until morning. That would give him and his beloved the time they needed to recover. Vegeta moved as if sensing his thoughts and gently drew him back into their bedroom. They fell onto the bed exhaustedly. Vegeta didn't even bother to pull up the covers he just wrapped his arms around Goku's waist and fell into a weary sleep. But not before he whispered those three little words to his beloved.

"I love you."

Notes:

Original Notes

[1]Reference to the Who's Your Daddy? Interlude

If you haven't read the Baby Names Interlude or you just don't feel like looking back at it here are what their names mean again.

    Ichigo - Strawberry
    Nashi - Japanese Pear
    Mikan - Tangerine
    Suika - Watermelon
    Mela - Apple
    Takuan - Pickled Radishes
    Refano - Horse Radish
    Togarashi - Japanese Hot Peppers
    Nijin - Carrot
    Nasu - Eggplant
    Pesca - Peach
    Cerise - Cherry
    Laitue - Lettuce
    Kome - Uncooked Rice (Gohan - Cooked Rice)

Hmm, how did that go? ok? As I was so very tempted to tell Brandon, I could never kill off my Goku! But if I had told him at the time, it would have given the whole thing away.

Chapter 14: Interlude: Baby Moments

Summary:

Just some cutesy Baby moments.

Notes:

Original Notes
Disclaimer: I don't own the DBZ characters. I do however own all the babies. All 14 of them!

Notes: Just some fluffy stuff.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Changing time

"Kakarrot do you smell something?" Vegeta asked.

"Um, yeah, looks like it's changing time," Goku said looking at the big playpen.

"But which one of them needs to be changed?" Vegeta asked.

"I don't know, looks like we'll have to check all their diapers," Goku replied.

Vegeta groaned. A few ewws and fourteen babies later they had five that needed a change.

"All right, Pesca, Nasu, Ichigo, Nashi, and Refano, all need changing."

Five diapers, a box of baby wipes, and a cloud of baby powder later . . .

"Vegeta do you smell something?"

And so the cycle begins again.


Feeding time

*Splat*

Vegeta growled as he wiped the green mush out of his eyes. Togarashi giggled. Vegeta made a face as some of the so-called mashed peas dripped into his mouth.

"Alright kid, it doesn't taste very good, I'll give you that," Vegeta admitted.

"It's not supposed to taste good, it's supposed to be good for growing little babies," Goku said. Goku was also covered in baby food he had a red splat on his shirt a yellow one in his hair and some interesting tan color dripping down his arm.

"So we have to have a giant food fight just to get them to eat this crap. That makes no sense!" Vegeta said.

"It doesn't have to," Bra spoke up. She had the foresight to wear a raincoat and a rain hat to keep her precious wardrobe clean.

"Incoming! Duck!" Goten exclaimed. Everyone ducked and Vegeta barely missed getting hit in the nose with a spoonful of peas. Yuck.

"There has got to be an easier way to do this," Trunks complained.

"Just wait till they start eating real food. Then we'll really have some food fights!" Pan said.

"Oh joy, I can't wait," Trunks said as he turned to feed Takuan a spoonful of carrots.


Splish Splash

"Splish Splash I was taking a bath, hmm hmm hm hm hmmhmmhmm hmm," Goku murmured as he jumped into the giant bathtub.

As soon as Goku was in position (not that way you hentais!) Vegeta called out down the hall. "Alright, let them loose."

"Roger," a voice called back. Anything else they might have said was swallowed up by the sounds of a stampede. Screeching and the sound of little feet pounded closer until fourteen naked little toddlers appeared in the doorway and made a beeline straight for the tub. They looked like a herd of lemmings heading for the sea. Vegeta stepped back slightly but it wasn't enough to save him from the tidal wave the children caused when they jumped in the tub. He sighed. He had to go in and help anyway. He cautiously approached the tub that boiled with children.

The minute he set foot in the tub, which was more like a small swimming pool, he was attacked. Kome and Nijin glomped his right leg and Mikan attached himself to his left leg. He was about to tell them to scram when a mini tsunami swept over him. When he cleared the water and dripping hair from his eyes, Togarashi was grinning at him. The kids all giggled before disengaging and running to attack Goku next.


Playtime

"Ahhhh! Daddy!" Mela cried out.

Goku ran into the playroom. "What's the matter?"

Mela pointed to a smashed block castle. "Nijin smooshed my castle!" Mela wailed.

Goku picked up the wailing toddler. "Shh shh, you can make a new one," Goku comforted.

"But I wiked dat one!" Mela insisted.

"Well you can just rebuild it," Goku said.

"Weally?" Mela asked.

"Yes really," Goku said as he sat Mela in front of the blocks once more.

*Bam*

Goku spun around to see Togarashi standing in front of a hole in the wall, his ever-present brother Cerise was holding onto his tail and they both looked guilty.

"What did you do?" Goku asked.

"I was showin Ceri how stwong I was," Togarashi said pointing at his brother.

Cerise nodded.

"So you made a whole in the wall?" Goku asked patiently.

They both nodded.

"Well now you both know how strong you are. Please don't do it again, Papa will be mad at you," Goku said.

Cerise's bottom lip started to wobble and then he burst into tears. "I don't want Papa to be made at me!" Cerise wailed.

Goku scooped both boys up into his arms. "Shh, It's ok," Goku soothed. "He's not mad at you. But if you keep making holes in the wall, he might be."

"Oh," Cerise sniffled.

Togarashi leaned over and kissed his smaller brothers cheek. "Don't worry, I'll pwotect you!" he declared.

"Tankou," Cerise said.

Goku smiled and put the boys back on the floor kissing them on the head before he turned to the next disturbing bang.

Notes:

Original Notes
Just some cutsey stuff.

New Notes
And that's it folks, that's all I wrote. I hope you enjoyed.

Notes:

Original Notes
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