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2024-10-30
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Fuck You, Jimmy!

Summary:

CowardlyDemon
Real mature guys
What the fuck is my username

SpinelessLeader
I think it’s fitting

CowardlyDemon
Even your own, Curly?

SpinelessLeader
Especially my own

or

After a catastrophic mission that led to their deaths, the ill-fated crew of the Tulpar find themselves in an unsettling afterlife, each trapped in their own purgatory.

I needed to write this to cope with how sad the story of Mouthwashing is.

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(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: One

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Fuck you, Jimmy!

 

CowardlyDemon

Real mature guys

What the fuck is my username

 

SpinelessLeader

I think it’s fitting

 

CowardlyDemon

Even your own, Curly?

 

SpinelessLeader

Especially my own

 

Nobriety

I’m so glad you see it that way captain

Having got us killed and all

 

TheBestNurse

Guys can we not fight

 

SunshineChild

Please🥺

It’s not like it matters anymore

We’re all dead

 

CowardlyDemon

That’s not true

I saved Curly

 

SpinelessLeader

USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD FOR ONCE

I WAS NOTHING BUT FLESH NO SKIN AND I WAS BLEEDING OUT FROM MY LEG WOUND

HOW COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE SURVIVED IN THE CRYOPOD

Anya could have told you that much

 

CowardlyDemon

I didn’t mean for any of this to happen

 

SpinelessLeader

THEN WHO DID JIMMY

CUZ IT SURE AS SHIT WASN’T ME ANYA SWANSEA OR DAISUKE

 

Nobriety

Don’t act like you have no hand in this Curly

 You’re the one that brought the psychopathic rapist on board

 

SunshineChild

Rapist?

JIMMY RAPED ANYA?😱

 

TheBestNurse

SWANSEA!

I didn’t want Daisuke to find out.

 

Nobriety

He was gonna find out eventually.

Jimmy assaulted you and got you knocked up and wouldn’t take responsibility.

That’s why you killed yourself.

 

TheBestNurse

But that wasn’t for you to say, now was it?😡

 

SunshineChild

JIMMY HOW COULD YOU😡😡😡😡

HOW COULD YOU HURT ANYA LIKE THAT

 

CowardlyDemon

I’m not the only one at fault here

Curly is too

 

SpinelessLeader

Look here you bastard

You say that again and someway somehow I will find you in this afterlife

And rip your fucking tongue out

I AM SO SICK OF YOU NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR OWN FUCKING ACTIONS

Now I may have failed Anya by not dealing with you like a responsible captain would have

BUT I DAMN SURE DID NOT MAKE YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER

YOU DID THAT ON YOUR OWN

YOU SICK FUCK

 

CowardlyDemon

It happened on your watch Curly

On your fucking ship

 

SpinelessLeader

No.

It happened on one of Pony Express’s shitty fucking ships

While everyone else was doing chores around the fucking ship

I am not fucking attached to you Jimmy

Unlike how you attached yourself to me YOU FUCKING PARASITE

SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU

MISERY LOVES COMPANY AFTER ALL

If I could have tossed you out of an airlock without putting everyone else in danger

I would have

 

CowardlyDemon

You don’t mean that

 

SpinelessLeader

Where are you Jimmy

 

CowardlyDemon

I’ll tell you if everyone else does

 

Nobriety

Why are we getting dragged into your bullshit

 

TheBestNurse

I’m not quite sure where I am

I’m just in a field and there are stars

 

SunshineChild

Ooh, me and Anya are nearly twins

I’m in a field too but the sun’s out

There are a bunch of wildflowers here

 

Nobriety

😤you two

I’m at a foggy lake

Can’t see shit across it

 

SpinelessLeader

I don’t know how but I’m my whole self again

When I opened my eyes I was sitting on a bench near a cliff overlooking the sea

 

CowardlyDemon

What the fuck

 

SpinelessLeader

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU JIMMY

 

CowardlyDemon

I’m surrounded by fucking lava lakes and rocks

And you assholes get lakes, fields, and the ocean?

 

Nobriety

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You fucking delusional bastard

You’re right where you deserve to be

It sounds like you’re in hell😂

 

TheBestNurse

Swansea, you shouldn’t laugh

 

Nobriety

You say that but I know you’re smiling about it

 

TheBestNurse

I am not.

 

SunshineChild

I am😁

 

SpinelessLeader

I doubt I’ll find you😒

There’s no lava around here

Just sharp ass rocks at the bottom of a cliff and crashing waves

 

CowardlyDemon

Fuck you Curly

 

SpinelessLeader

No, fuck you Jimmy.

You killed all of us.

But worse than that, I let you.

Years of carrying around your deadweight and letting you guilt trip me killed all of us.

And no amount of apologies I make, no matter how sincere, that can make me worthy of forgiveness

 

Nobriety

You’re damn right there isn’t, you fucking ship crasher

 

TheBestNurse

SWANSEA

 

SpinelessLeader

JIMMY FUCKING CRASHED THE SHIP NOT ME

I’M NOT THE SUICIDAL MANIAC HERE

IF NOT FOR ME THE SHIP WOULDN’T HAVE SURVIVED

 

Nobriety

Why am I not surprised to find that out

Jimmy you lying sack of shit

Not that any of that matters anymore

You’re already in hell

 

TheBestNurse

Jimmy

 

SunshineChild

Jimmy why

 

CowardlyDemon

I DON’T NEED ANY OF YOU JUDGING ME

I was just trying to fix it

Curly knew

SpinelessLeader

NO CURLY DID NOT KNOW

IF CURLY HAD KNOWN CURLY WOULD HAVE LOCKED YOUR ASS IN A CRYOPOD

YOU FUCKING PARASITIC ASSHOLE

I SHOULD’VE THROWN YOU IN A POD AFTER ANYA TOLD ME BUT NOOO

I JUST HAD TO BELIEVE THERE WAS SOME GOOD IN YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE MY FRIEND

 

CowardlyDemon

I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU

OR THE REST OF YOU FOR THAT MATTER

I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO BE HERE

 

Nobriety

Oh really?

What else you got going for you in hell right now?

 

CowardlyDemon

Fuck you Swansea

 

Nobriety

Nah, that’s never been my cup of tea

 

SunshineChild

😂