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@ladywhistledown: Socialite Penelope Featherington is looking particularly plump at this years Danbury Fundraiser ball. Should we be expecting any happy news or just a gym membership for the new year?
- @hybridgerton: nasty bitch
- @greggy: kys
@cbridgerton: omg the way whistledown needs to hop off Pen’s dick needs to b studied….
- @abridgerton: I don’t think you meant to post this publically.
- @eloiseb: @abridgerton no he’s saying it w his chest
- @penfeathers: 🙌🙌
- @colintruther: no ive been saying EXACTLY this
- @bridgernews: like who is this khia LW
- @cbridgerton: @bridgernews i have no idea what that means but im with you who IS LW and where did she find the audacity?
- @hybridgerton: i say we have her hung for her crimes x
- @cbridgerton: @hybridgerton i’ll bring the guillotine
- @hybridgerton: @cbridgerton strange way to hang someone but i always support creatives ♥️
peneloise
This chat includes penelope and eloise
penelope: el theres a diva down
penlope: colin and hy are planning my death as we speak
penelope: im leaving u lw and my books, dont tell my family i love them
eloise: lets takr a step back here
eloise: its colin planning this
eloise: hes so incompetant it borders on funny x
penelope: he is not
penelope: hes a very talented writer and a great friend
eloise: get uppp 🙄🙄🙄
penelope: i said hyacinth was involved too right???
penelope: shes like baby danbury
penelope: im dommed
penelope: doomed
eloise: ur forgetting one thing
penelope: the spelling of dooned?
eloise: well two things then- and its doomed dumbass x
penelope: ??
eloise: besides from me- love of ur life- colin and hy r the bridgertons who love u the most
eloise: when they find out it was u they wont go thru w ur assassination x
eloise: that they r only planning bc u started pregnancy rumours abt urself btw??
penelope: it was a slow news day i panicked!!
eloise: so u insult urself???
eloise: just mention cressidas ugly ass dress shed like the attention anyways
penelope: love that diva
eloise: no u dont?????
eloise: she bullied u for years??????
penelope: ya so did my mother
penelope: ive just learned to love them in the abstract way u love reality tv show villains
penelope: like they make great telly x
eloise: great point if this were reality tv??? which it isnt???
eloise: do i need to take u outside more or something??
@ladywhistledown: It has been a fantastic season so far! Here’s a countdown of the top five most scandalous stories last year- do we think this year can top it?
@cbridgerton quoted [@ladywhistledown: It has been…]: penelope featherington is skinnier and more gorgeous btw
- @hybridgerton: gag the hag!
- @colintruther: my username just gets more real tbh x whistledown u will NEVER be penelope featherington
Bridgertons
This chat includes Violet🌷, Anthony, Kate, benedict 🎭, colin🌷, Daphne, eloise, fran🌷, greg and hy
Anthony: Do we feel like maybe Colin and Hyacinth are getting a little too involved with the Whistledown business?
hy: what is this an intervention grandpa?
Kate: let the kids have fun!
Anthony: Colin is older than you?
colin🌷: maybe if she kept pens name out of her mouth…
hy: exactly‼️‼️
Violet🌷: What has been said about Penelope?
fran🌷: whistledown made a post saying she looked bigger at a recent event and speculated she may be expecting
benedict 🎭: expecting what?
Daphne: Lord help me
benedict 🎭: ohhh
Violet🌷: Oh how awful! I’ll have to visit her in the week. Colin, will you be joining me?
colin🌷: of course, i can do any day except wednesday, but pen is busy of a tuesday x
benedict 🎭: ??
colin🌷: she and el have “brunch” but it lasts all day 🙄🙄
el: omg the one day she doesnt spend w u 😭😭 let her liveee
colin🌷: oh so u can pipe up abt this but nowhere to b seen when shes getting dragged in the media??
el: it was one tweet and im w her in person dipshit??
el: back off ur not her bf
colin🌷: nor r u yet u get to hog her?
Kate: how is she?
el: shes all good xx
Anthony: And?
el: oh my god anthony shes not fucking pregnant
Anthony: Just wanted to be sure! Didn’t realise this wasn’t a safe space for open conversation but okay…
greg: oh cmon u mustve realised by now..
hy: stfu
greg: see?
hy: don’t use me to make a point
[hy deleted a message “stfu”]
pen defense league
[Hyacinth Bridgerton created this chat]
[Hyacinth Bridgerton set her nickname to ‘hy’]
[hy added Colin Bridgerton]
[Colin Bridgerton set his nickname to ‘col’]
hy: u notice how eloise seemingly doesnt gaf that whistledown just called pen fat?
col: i was thimking the exact same
col: like she said shes with her irl
col: but she loves complaining??
hy: and its PENLEOPE??
hy: like shed commit a felon if someone in public said that
col: same here x
hy: dont admit to that on text
col: 🫡🫡🫡
hy: we need to keep an eye on el
col: copy that
hy: have u ever considered taking charge in ur life?
col: dont b mean this is abt el
hy: ur almost 30 i dont think i can be mean
col: im 27
col: ur a 19 yo girl thats what ur best at
hy: im telling el u said women r mean
col: im telling el u broke her switch
hy: kys
col: what im hearing is truce?
hy: el is the real enemy x
col: and whistledown
hy: yea the hag too
LinkedIn:
Anthony Bridgerton
CEO at Bridgerton & Co.
I think what we often forget in business is the importance of community. As a family run company, I’ve considered this business a part of my upbringing. Holding a title once held by my father and his father before him is such a precious thing. That said, innovation can be just as rewarding as tradition.
Here at Bridgerton & Co., we are commited to creating opportunities for those who have been historically underrepresented in the legal sector. As such, we are launching an internship and mentorship program aimed at first generation lawyers with a specific focus on BAME applicants. Please feel free to fill in the google docs form linked or email the program coordinator at [email protected] for more information.
Bridgertons
This chat includes Violet🌷, Anthony, Kate, benedict 🎭, colin🌷, Daphne, eloise, fran🌷, greg and hy
hy: anthonys on linkedin yapping abt how much he loves being a nepo baby again 😭😭😭
[ hy sent a screenshot of Anthony’s linkedin post with “Holding a title once held by my father and his father before him is such a precious thing. “ highlighted.]
colin🌷: lmaoo 😭😭
Anthony: Unemployed people have so much time to hate…
Kate: wait i run that program pls stop taking the piss 💔💔
hy: wait katie its never ever abt u!!
colin🌷: the program looks fab
colin🌷: its just the anthony of it all
Anthony: It’s not easy at the top.
greg: if bro doesnt stfu omgg
hy: thats what im sayingggg
Anthony: Benedict, do you ever plan on backing me up? The young ones are ganging up on us!
benedict 🎭: now why am i involved
benedict 🎭: im in the studio working on a painting
benedict 🎭: btw idk what u mean us theyre ganging up on you
Anthony: This just feels like a bit of a betrayal tbh?
greg: whatt did u two bond escaping the dinosaurs?
benedict 🎭: piss off man 😭
hy: naur dont u start
hy: every tongue that rises against greg shall fall 🙌🙌
benedict 🎭: wtf?
hy: wdym? thats literally my brother ur starting on??? we shared a WOMB???
benedict 🎭: im also ur brother wtf
benedict 🎭: u know u and greg arent twins right??
hy: thats hearsay i refuse to hear any more of this slander against my flesh and blood
benedict 🎭: once again i am also ur flesh and blood
greg: nah me and hy r siblings in a different more psychic way
hy: we always get sick at the same time
benedict 🎭: bc u live together??? mum does too?
greg: sometimes we share dreams
el: now wtf does that mean
hy: like we have the same dream on the same night
colin🌷: greg do NOT fall for it shes said the same to me
colin🌷: she listens to ur dreams then goes same ong bc she gets tired of the convo 😭😭😭
hy: greg i promise u
hy: i mean i would 100% do that and have to colin but me and greg actually share dreams im /srs
Lord and Lady B
This chat includes Anthony and Kate
Kate: im being so fr u need to get those kids exorcised
Anthony: Please stop this Hyacinth just enjoys lying and Gregory likes to be included.
Kate: i swear i slept in the room between them once and they both woke up at the exact same time yelling
Anthony: Almost certainly a joke.
Kate: if i wake up and they r walking on the ceiling im divorcing u
Anthony: That’s absurd you’d divorce me for my siblings actions.
Kate: for not protecting ur dear sweet siblings from spiritual attack
Writers room💛
This chat includes col 💛 and pen 🦋
col 💛: hey u alright?
col 💛: i saw whistledown she has no right to say shit like that abt u
pen 🦋: im good ☺️☺️
pen 🦋: ppl (my mother) have said worse
col 💛: dont get me started on her…
pen 🦋: hows violet?
col 💛: changing the subject 🙄
pen 🦋: dont answer me then damn
col 💛: she can catch u up this week when me and her come to visit x
col 💛: monday or thursday/friday?
pen 🦋: i might still b hungover thursday
col 💛: do u have plans wednesday???
col 💛: with who?
col 💛: do i know him?
col 💛: keep ur phone on u me and el will always answer
pen 🦋: i meant from tuesday w el 😭😭 we have brunch plans
col 💛: im srry a 2 day hangover from a brunch
col 💛: u 2 may actually need help 😭
pen 🦋: maybe we’ll ask ben xx
col 💛: hes an enabler
pen 🦋: i vividly remember u being the one to introduce him to weed?? and also coke?
col 💛: a mans only 20 once
col 💛: he shouldve given up at his big age
pen 🦋: i could say the same abt u w the shrooms…
col 💛: i was going thru a tough time
pen 🦋: ive never turned to shrooms after a breakup col
col 💛: remember that time u and el had a fight so u signed urself into the psych ward?
pen 🦋: only to make her feel bad u were doing it for the love of the game
pen 🦋: like maybe u shouldve been in the ward w me
col 💛: dont give anthony ideas
pen 🦋: i think fran mightve liked it there tbh x
pen 🦋: also one of the nurses was rlly fit and she said she was proud of me when i took my pills ☺️☺️
col 💛: ur pills i thought it was a joke????
pen 🦋: yea i still had my anxiety pills they put me on a higher dose at the time
col 💛: u know when u say u signed urself in to make el feel bad ppl normally assume u didnt have a problem
pen 🦋: not like real ones
col 💛: when did portia join the chat?
pen 🦋: ??
col 💛: thats her words not urs
pen 🦋: 🙄🙄
pen 🦋: u sound like my therapist
Bridgertons
This chat includes Violet🌷, Anthony, Kate, benedict 🎭, colin🌷, Daphne, eloise, fran🌷, greg and hy
Kate: hey can i smudge the house? no real reason x
Anthony: Kate, I am begging you to stop this.
el: wait gen is really into that kinda thing i can ask her
Kate: send her my number!
benedict 🎭: gen my ex gen?
el: gen penlopes other best friend and the woman u fumbled gen yes x
benedict 🎭: pls dont bring it up…
Anthony: Wasn’t she a criminal?
benedict 🎭: stop ur gonna make me call her
peneloise
This chat includes penelope and eloise
penelope: wanna get me pregnant for the bit?
eloise: i mean ill do my best xx
penelope: srry that was meant for colin
eloise: im going to fucking kill myself
eloise: need to bleach my eyes
eloise: like what did i do to deserve this?
penelope: i understand this is a tough time
eloise: link me that psych ward u were in
eloise: the one w the fit nurse
penelope: but need to know what u ‘doing ur best’ looks like
eloise: me u n a strap x
penelope: wait tell me more
eloise: no i am now so fundamentally disgusted i cant even think of s*x
penelope: ill send u a pic of my tits
eloise: u drive a hard bargain
eloise: not if ur sending them to my brother too
penelope: feel like thats my right as a woman
eloise: now ur turning feminism around on me??
penelope: im a communist
penelope: my bodys owned by the ppl or whatever
eloise: im making u read some praxis christ 😭😭
penelope: if u do ill make u read a/b/o fic
eloise: wtf is that
penelope: way more interesting than pracis for one x
eloise: whatever im taking u to a priest
penelope: yay i loved fleabag ♥️
eloise: 🍅🍅🍅
@cresscowper: im the only one here serving cunt im so embarrassed
@cbridgerton: oomf thinks shes serving 😭😭
- @penfeathers: cressida isnt oomf shes fam ♥️♥️
- @cbridgerton: @penfeathers u hate her?
- @penfeathers: @cbridgerton nuh-uh thats my problematic fav
@penfeathers: @cresscowper remember when u joined that cult in wales lol
- @cresscowper: no shut up babe thats where i am rn 😭😭
- @penfeathers: @cresscowper ofc ur the only one serving cunt theyre amish 😭😭😭😭
- @mmedelacroix: the amish @cresscowper ?? literally the least fun cult u couldve joined
- @cresscowper: @mmedelacroix oh sorry i’d hate to disappoint 🙄 where do u suggest i go?
- @mmedelacroix: @cresscowper to hell for what uve done to my sweet penelope
- @mmedelacroix: @cresscowper but also like at least a doomsday one idk
- @cresscowper: @mmedelacroix ur sweet penelope would sell u out for a handjob and she doesn’t even have a dick
- @mmedelacroix: @cresscowper my little business woman 🥰🥰
- @penfeathers: @cresscowper its called a grindset?? bitch
@cresscowper: #LesbiansForPortiaFeatherington
- @eloiseb: breaking: the worst person you know made a great point
- @michstirling: this tweet went triple platinum in my pussy
- @cbridgerton: @michstirling what does that even mean?
- @michstirling: @cbridgerton can u stop invading lesbian spaces pls x
@frannyb: #BisexualsAgainstPortiaFeatherington
- @penfeathers: wait i can get behind this
- @benedick: the way portia is dividing the community rn… yet nobody’s saying the real truth
@benedick: portia featherington is a milf #they wont silence me
- @penfeathers: oh we will
@ladywhistledown: Benedict Bridgerton’s dead father was a DILF #RIP #dontsavethebees
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@penfeathers: remember when whistledown cancelled me for having a fat ass that was crazy,.. ladies who wont me
- @mmedelacroix: penelope go to bed ur drunk
- @penfeathers: @mmedelacroix join me 😩😩
@eloiseb: it really sucks when you have to say that your fine even when you know youre not fine
Bridgertons
This chat includes Violet🌷, Anthony, Kate, benedict 🎭, colin🌷, Daphne, eloise, fran🌷, greg and hy
Violet🌷: Looking forward to seeing all of my lovely children at this years charity gala!
colin🌷: cant wait mum ❤️❤️
eloise: sweet am bringing pen w me xx
colin🌷: wtf pen is my date??
eloise: no shes mine?? thats my life wife??
eloise: did u even ask her
colin🌷: no but shes my bestie
eloise: maybe she’s ur bestie but i’m HER bestie
colin🌷: :(
greg: why dont we just compromise and i’ll take her
hy: 😭😭😭
hy: be so fr greg 😭
Violet🌷: Penelope is very dear to this family and has her own invite. I will not have an honourary Bridgerton down as a plus one, you’ll see her there.
Violet🌷: Eloise don’t bring Cressida.
benedict 🎭: can i bring this guy i met at an artosts retreat?
Anthony: Does he have a criminal record?
benedict 🎭: only in the boring ways
Kate: like tax boring or drugs boring?
benedict 🎭: drugs, same as what id have if anthony wasnt a lawyer
benedict 🎭: and colin but everyone likes to forget that
colin🌷: it b ur own brother
hy: cold 🥶🥶
Anthony: No, Benedict. Mum and Kate have worked hard on this, I wont have LW reporting about your flings crimes instead of the party.
eloise: i promise u she wont gaf abt some weed charges 😭😭
benedict 🎭: lowkey would u guys forgive whistledown if she was a milf
colin🌷: no?? morality and attractiveness are two completely distinct things
eloise: yea 100%
fran🌷: 💯💯
Anthony: Really? With mum here?
@cbridgerton: wait do we kinda look like a couple here lol @penfeathers
[A photo of the two of them dressed for the gala attached, him in a dark suit and bow tie, her in a glittering off the shoulder dress.]
- @ladywhistledown: a couple of bestiesss
@ladywhistledown can no longer reply to @cbridgerton’s tweets
pen defense league
This chat includes hy and col
hy: LMAOOOOO
col: pls dont im so fragile rn 😭
hy: brittle bones??
col: i said not now 😭💔
col: cancelling whistlledown for being nasty and mean
hy: no i think thats my fav of her qualities
col: wtf what abt what happened w pen??
hy: cruel and unusual
hy: this?
hy: divalicious
hy: why r u so upset to b called pens bestie?
hy: isnt that what u r??
hy: dont tell el i said that i know shes pens bestie whateverrrr 🙄🙄
col: i just dont think its whistledowns business
hy: ok col
@ladywhistledown: The Ladies Bridgerton, Violet and Kathani, are looking resplendent hosting the families first ball of the season. Stay tuned as guests arrive.
[An image of Violet, wearing a pale blue dress, and Kate in an emerald silk gown and an embroidered navy head scarf, arm in arm.]
- @eloiseb: im warning u now if u dont keep this same energy for the dashing miss featherington there will b problems…
@ladywhistledown: Daphne Basset dazzles at the Bridgerton charity ball in a gown by the up and coming Delacroix fashion house.
[Picture of Daphne in a floor length, gauzy lavender gown, smiling serenely at the cameras.]
@ladywhistledown: Colin Bridgerton, handsome as ever, has arrived at the gala. Alone once again, when will we be seeing a lucky lady on his arm?
[Colin pictured, wearing a well tailored navy suit with a silky white shirt and a yellow patterned silk scarf.]
- @colintruther: hes alone bc hes waiting to meet me love him sm ♥️
@ladywhistledown: Eloise Bridgerton, who will hate me for focussing on her outfit, is dressed impecably tonight. Stunning beyond compare.
[Picture of Eloise in a plum pant suit with no under shirt, and a pair of matching black kitten heels and bag.]
@ladywhistledown: Margaret Goring, on her first appearance after the scandal with Betram Fife last summer, is dressed for revenge! A vision in black, truly.
[Goring pictured wearing a short black dress with black opera gloves and sky high black heels.]
@ladywhistledown: Cressida Cowper arrives at the Bridgerton charity gala.
[A blurry image of Cressida leaving the red carpet.]
@cresscowper: Every problematic thing Lady Whistledown has done: A thread [1/?] 🧵
@ladywhistledown: Hyacinth Bridgerton, fashionably late but always worth the wait. She is absolutely glowing in this Givenchy gown.
[Hyacinth pictured wearing an off the shoulder pale yellow gown made of a gauzy sparkly fabric.]
@ladywhistledown: Penelope Featherington stuns in a Delacroix gown tonight.
[Penelope pictured wearing a low cut black gown with little bits of fabric which drape over her arms. She’s wearing gold jewellery and black heels, revealed by the slit in one leg.]
- @eloiseb: penelope featherington sit on my face is what this should say btw
- @eloiseb: i know whistledown personally this was a typo
- @mmedelacroix: @eloiseb the voice of the people
@cbridgerton quoted [@ladywhistledown: Penelope Featherington…]: penelope featherington HNGHNNNNGGGGAASNSBS
- @benedick: u ok?
- @cbridgerton: @benedick yeah just being open and honest
@ladywhistledown: maximising our joint slay xx
[Selfie of Penelope and Colin with him posing dramatically as if he’s trying to bite her ear and her pouting.]
- @eloiseb: DELETE. ABORT ABORT
Peneloise
This chat includes penelope and eloise
[9 missed calls from eloise]
eloise: ANSWEY IR FUCKING PHONE
eloise: DELETE THE TWEET
penelope: omg throwback 🤭🤭
eloise: im not jokinh check whistlwdown
penelope: oh shit
penelope: fuck
@ladywhistledown: maximising our joint slay xx
[Selfie of Penelope and Colin with him posing dramatically as if he’s trying to bite her ear and her pouting.]
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@colintruther: omg colin bridgerton whistledown???????
- @bridgernews: i mean it could b penelope
- @colintruther: @bridgernews dont ruin my fun 😭😭
- @colintruther: @bridgernews although that would kinda be cunty as hell of her
- @colintruther: @bridgernews like spreading false pregnancy rumours abt urself is insaneee 😭😭😭
- @bridgernews: @colintruther never ever think this is an insult but thats so featherington of her to do 😭😭😭
- @colintruther: @bridgernews waittt omggg
@PortiaFeatherington: My daughter would never do that. And if she did it was funny. No further comments at this trying time. #RIPArchibald
- @bridgernews: i thought he died like five years ago?
- @PortiaFeatherington: @bridgernews Grief has no timeline ♥️ #BeKind
@penfeathers: Getting ready for #BridgertonBall 🪩
[Picture of Penelope getting made up with her hair in rollers from earlier in the day. She’s wearing a dressing gown which is opened quite scandalously.]
- @bridgernews: R U WHISTLEDOWN???? the kids need to know
- @daphnesdaffodil: how could u say all that abt daphne before her engagement? i thought u were friends
- @bbridgertonfans: why did u never tweet abt benedict?
- @penfeathers: @bbridgertonfans whos that? x
- @penfeathers: @bridgernews pls respect my privacy rn
- @bridgernews: @penfeathers u r currently at a public event??
- @x_helloise_x: u snaked eloise so bad wtf?
- @penfeathers: @x_helloise_x deserved lmaoo
Peneloise
This chat includes penelope and eloise:
penelope: u would think the comments werent public on whistledown account fucking hell
penelope: like u couldve asked that there 😭😭
penelope: just trying to tweet looking hot and all of a sudden my motives r questioned
eloise: deadass
eloise: how dare they not objectify u
penelope: thank uuuuu
penelope: im gonna send colin the pic he’ll fix this xx
writers room 💛
This chat includes col 💛 and pen 🦋
pen 🦋: [Pic attached from her last tweet]
col 💛: [Gif of a man falling down the stairs.]
col 💛: aghsjajkskskskka
pen 🦋: thank u
pen 🦋: finally someone w manners ♥️
@hybridgerton: @ladywhistledown when i called u a hag that was when i though u were portia soz xx
- @PortiaFeatherington: 192.55.599
Texts between Violet and Portia
Violet: Portia you can’t just send my children their IP addresses.
Violet: We are in the public eye.
Portia: I didn’t.
Portia: I would never do that.
Violet: Hyacinth is showing me the tweet now.
Portia Featherington’s google search history
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@PortiaFeatherington has blocked @hybridgerton
writers room 💛
This chat includes col 💛 and pen 🦋
col 💛: wait wtf ur whistledown???
pen 🦋: yea xx
col 💛: so was the pregnancy rumour…??
pen 🦋: chatting shit x
col 💛: we need to work on ur self esteem
col 💛: also this is gonna sound rlly strange but did u call my dad a dilf?
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col 💛: freak
pen 🦋: still pookies?
col 💛: yea ofc
col 💛: u know ive been told im the sibling that takes after dad the most
pen 🦋: thats sooo interesting x
peneloise
This chat includes penelope and eloise
penelope: hey so if i slept w colin what should i like do abt that?
eloise: hypothetically right
penelope: haha
eloise: pls dont laugh rn answer me
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city girls 💋🍷
This chat includes pen 🍷 and gen 🚬
pen 🍷: hey so if i slept w colin what should i like do abt that?
gen 🚬: go public so ben can run me my money xx
pen 🍷: can u stop betting on me 😭😭
gen 🚬: where r u?
pen 🍷: on his balcony having a vape
gen 🚬: gross have a cigar like a normal person
gen 🚬: what u wearing?
pen 🍷: cant ask that perv
pen 🍷: his shirt
gen 🚬: just get back into bed n look sexy
pen 🍷: ‘look sexy’ oh that helps
pen 🍷: should i take my hair down?
gen 🚬: go for it gorg x
gen 🚬: his necktie was so cute last night can u steal it for me
pen 🍷: not all of us steal from our one night stands
gen 🚬: pls babe we both know this isnt a one time thing esp not if u go back to his bed
pen 🍷: wait fax call u later?
gen 🚬: brunch?
pen 🍷: today??
gen 🚬: fuck no tomoz x
gen 🚬: do NOT invite el we’ll traumatise her x
writers room 💛
This chat includes col 💛 and pen 🦋
pen 🦋: home safe 💗💗
col 💛: come back 😭😭
pen 🦋: some of us have work
col 💛: u sound like anthony
pen 🦋: u will never make me hate anythony x
col 💛: anthony
pen 🦋: irdgaf
pen 🦋: ik u and el and violet and hy and fran and greg isn’t that enough
pen 🦋: and kate ofc ♥️♥️♥️♥️
col 💛: bit offended kate gets 4 hearts
col 💛: and what do i get?
pen 🦋: ur dick in my mouth less than 3hrs ago?
col 💛: wait yea actually ill stfu 💗💗
pen 🦋: btw gen likes ur scarf wants to know where its from
col 💛: oh gen does?
col 💛: [Image attached of Penelope’s hands bound with the scarf in question.]
pen 🦋: im acc being serious 😭😭
col 💛: oh it was a gift from daph think its hermes but ill ask x
col 💛: yea it was
pen 🦋: gens gonna b so fuming 😭😭
col 💛: why??
pen 🦋: hermes isnt exactly budget friendly 😭😭
col 💛: oh yea
col 💛: srry gen 💔
@popcrave: Socialite Penelope Featherington spotted leaving Colin Bridgerton’s flat in last nights clothes. Is this a walk of shame or simply the friendship we’ve seen for so many years?
- @colintruther: its so joever 💔
- @greggy: 💔💔💔
- @greggy: @penfeathers u can do better
@penfeathers quoted [@popcrave: Socialite Penel…]: not ashamed at all actually x
@cbridgerton quoted [@penfeathers: not asham…]: ♥️♥️♥️♥️
- @penfeathers: wow 4 whole hearts
- @cbridgerton: @penfeathers id give 5 if i wasnt worried it would b moving too fast
Gregory Bridgerton’s google search history
betrayal by family
getting over a crush quick top tips for men
getting over a crush quick
getting over a crush
acting cool abt it
things cool guys do
Bridgertons
This chat includes Violet🌷, Anthony, Kate, benedict 🎭, colin🌷, Daphne, eloise, fran🌷, greg and hy
greg: in mourning
eloise: same
hy: same
colin🌷: guys wtf
Violet🌷: What’s happened?
eloise: penelope
eloise: MY best friend penelope
eloise: is dating colin
colin🌷: yay 💗
Violet🌷: Oh darling I’m so pleased for you two!
colin🌷: thank u mama 💗💗
eloise: its like u dont even care 💔💔
greg: deadass
hy: 💔💔
colin🌷: ok i get el and greg but hy i thought ud at least b happy???
hy: im in sympathy mourning w greg
hy: its a twins thing
kate: anthony i am telling you
Anthony: Not this again please.
Anthony: It’s so early in the morning.
kate: do u not find it a little strange
hy: right here btw x
fran🌷: dont worry ive called her worse things than strange to her face
fran🌷: happy for u 2 xx
fran🌷: tell pen i send my love xx
colin🌷: i would but michaela might kill me
fran🌷: 🤭🤭
eloise: i need a drink
Anthony: It’s ten in the morning.
eloise: right
eloise: i should invite pen to brunch
colin🌷: noooo not this 💔💔
greg: can i come?
eloise: u cant drink wtf?
greg: im 20?
hy: i thought we agreed we were 19
greg: ofc sorry
greg: still legal
eloise: i just dont think that u should
greg: ah ok mint guess ill just go fuck myself then
Anthony: Language!
fran🌷: everyones been swearing this whole time?
Anthony: Yeah but at least most of you have been abbreviating it.
greg: this family…
colin🌷: ikr
greg: not the shrooms addict piping up…
colin🌷: that was years ago
eloise: lmaoooo
colin🌷: u literally dated my dealer dont start
eloise: admittedly a low point
fran🌷: not her fucking the weed man for weed
eloise: arent u currently fucking the text girl for texts??
fran🌷: totally legal btw
fran🌷: just bc i have a gf….
benedict 🎭: not els homophobic era
eloise: mummy @Violet🌷 they’re being mean
Texts between violet🌷 and pen 🦋
violet🌷: Honey I heard the news am so pleased for you and Colin xx
pen 🦋: thank u vi!! xxx
violet🌷: I’ll be seeing you at this Subday’s brunch, yes?
pen 🦋: wouldnt miss it for the world
violet🌷: Wonderful, can’t wait xx
pen 🦋: 💗💗
@cbridgerton quoted [@cresscowper: Every problematic thing Lady Whis…]: lady whistledown outsold
- @eloiseb: i knew she was whistledown before u #besties
- @cbridgerton: @eloiseb shes w me rn #besties
- @mmedelacroix: @eloisb @cbridgerton im her emergency contact if that counts for anything
@ladywhistledown: Cressida Cowper, the internet’s problematic fave, unblocks me. Feels like the pearly gates opening.
- @cresscowper: i best ‘stun’ at my next gala
- @ladywhistledown: @cresscowper if u stun i’ll write it xx
city girls 💋🍷
This chat includes pen 🍷 and gen 🚬
pen🍷: need to get him pregnant…
gen 🚬: not very one night stand of u
pen 🍷: i said that once 😭😭
pen 🍷: months ago 😭😭
gen 🚬: and?
gen 🚬: that said is there no way u can steal me that scarf….
pen 🍷: im srry col is kinda attached to it
pen 🍷: aentimental in a weird way
pen 🍷: hed b such a good dad…
gen 🚬: pls stand up 😭
gen 🚬: do u think i could convince ben to get me one
pen 🍷: stop u will hurt his feelings
gen 🚬: ur lucky ily
pen 🍷: i know xx
writers room 💛
This chat includes col 💛 and pen 🦋
pen 🦋: listen ik this is a lot….
col 💛: u want us to buy gen that scarf for xmas?
pen 🦋: yea..
col 💛: already ordered xx
col 💛: love that diva
pen 🦋: thank u baby 😭😭😭
col 💛: well she convinced u to get back in my bed after that first time i owe the woman my life (you) xx
pen 🦋: col stop ull make me cry
ladies ladies ladies ladies (said how fiona apple says it)
This chat includes eloise, gen and pen
pen: gen u know what i was saying the other day abt wanting to get col pregnant…
gen: yea? xx
pen: [Image of three positive pregnancy tests]
gen: OMFG NO‼️‼️‼️‼️
gen: im so happy for u omgg 🥰🥰🥰
eloise: u have covid?
pen: im having a baby??
eloise: ohhh!!!
eloise: omg
eloise: a baby pen
eloise: what if it gets ur height and we cant find it when it comes out??
pen: piss off 😭😭😭
gen: im abt to sew sooo many cute baby clothes u have no idea
gen: idgaf what gender it is im putting them in pink
pen: gen 😭😭
pen: a lil bit of blue too pls its a bridgerton
gen: ofc babygrirl xx
gen: omg babygirl might have a baby girl this is massive
eloise: i cant sew but ill get them soo many kids books
gen: i can teach them french!
eloise: wait does this mean u cant do brunch anymore 💔
pen: i can it just wont b bottomless…
pen: our sad sober lunches
eloise: i can deal w that
@PortiaFeatherington: Something’s changed… Something’s not the same
- @hybridgerton: r u gonna go see wicked?
- @PortiaFeatherington: @hybridgerton How are you seeing this?
- @PortiaFeatherington: @FBI I’m being harrassed.
@PortiaFeatherington: I still think Archibald is haunting this house.
- @kathanib: i 100% get u
- @kathanib: i truly believe theres an evil presence in this neighbourhood
- @cbridgerton: @kathanib yea its portia?? mystery solved
- @PortiaFeatherington: @cbridgerton Always lovely to hear from my darling daughters partners. Remember you eat at my house next week.
- @penfeathers: mama did u put a plate down too close to the edge of the table again?
- @PortiaFeatherington: @penfeathers Why must everything be my fault?
pen defense league
This chat includes hy and col
col: plans in motion
col: lunch: booked
col: ring: in my pocket
col: nerves: shattered
hy: yippee!
hy: cant believe pens gonna b my sisterrrr
col: if she says yes
hy: be so fr
col: one last time
col: we’re getting lunch and im not gonna spill it down myself
col: then a walk down through the park where we met
col: then a proposal on the bridge down by the stream
col: where benedict is hiding to take pics
col: but he needs to stay hidden until she says yes in case she says no and i have to pretend noone else knows abt this
hy: why?
col: idk public propsals r tacky
col: ik it’s a ‘park’ but its on mums grounds so noone really goes there
col: and i dont want to pressure her
hy: whatever man itll go fine
hy: i expect bridesmaid status
Bridgertons
This chat includes Violet🌷, Anthony, Kate, benedict 🎭, colin🌷, Daphne, eloise, fran🌷, greg and hy
colin🌷: she said yes!!!!!!
colin🌷: [2 images, one of him on one knee in front of Penelope, another a close up of her hands with a ring on one finger.]
Violet🌷: Oh how exciting! Finally making that girl a Bridgerton ❤️❤️❤️
eloise: or making colin a featherington
Violet🌷: Please don’t joke about that.
Violet🌷: You aren’t considering that are you, Colin?
colin🌷: no mama
colin🌷: penelope and i are just as excited for her to be a bridgerton as you are xx
Violet🌷: Oh, wonderful xx
kate: congrats!! the ring is beautiful!
colin🌷: thank u! it was dads mothers xx
fran🌷: aw u 2 look so happy
Anthony: Congratulations to you both. Send my love to Penny.
Daphne: Are you thinking a summer wedding next year or what? I think classic vintage weddings are so popular at the moment and would suit you two so well.
colin🌷: we havent discussed that far yet but well let u know
colin🌷: update pen said possibly the year after bc she wants a slightly longer engagment xx
eloise: tbf u proposed less than a year into dating
eloise: not that i think shes upset im just saying i get it xx
kate: well thats more time for planning wouldnt u say @Daphne
Daphne: Absolutely I would. Don’t worry Colin, me and Kate have this handled.
colin🌷: i best hope my wife is involved in this planning seeing as its our wedding
greg: my wife bro uve been engaged less than 12 hrs
colin🌷: yea theres no turning back
colin🌷: like thats my wife now im srry x
@ladywhistledown: Penelope Featherington spotted wearing possible engagment ring on walk with partner Colin Bridgerton. Could there be wedding bells on the horizon for these two?
- @cresscowper: @penfeathers seeing as everyone knows this acc is actually u can u just b straight up r u engaged or not
- @penfeathers: @cresscowper 🥰🥰
@cbridgerton: I am thrilled to announce that the lovely Miss Penelope Featherington has agreed to be my wife. We couldn’t be happier.
[4 photos attached of both the propsal and the ring.]
@AnthonyBridgerton: So joyous to make such a dear unofficial family member an official one @penfeathers.
- @colintruther: lmaoo the difference from when colin started dating marina 😭😭 [A screenshot attached. It reads ‘@AnthonyBridgerton: Heard of my brother’s new relationship status. Wishing him the best.’]
@mmedelacroix: love when @penfeathers gets in a relationship it means i get fab xmas prezzies xx
- @cbridgerton: see thats the thing i cant say no to her and she cant say no to u its a vicious cycle
- @penfeathers: @cbridgerton acting like he didnt buy it before i asked… u have us both wrapped around ur little finger i fear x
@cbridgerton: OMFG
@cbridgerton: best xmas present ever 😭😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
- @penfeathers: 💗💗💗💗
Bridgertons
This chat includes Violet🌷, Anthony, Kate, benedict 🎭, colin🌷, Daphne, eloise, fran🌷, greg and hy
colin🌷: GUYS
Violet🌷: Merry Christmas everyone! Dinners served at 2pm, but opening presents at 10am, so please get here soon Benedict.
benedict 🎭: yes mama on my way x
colin🌷: GUYS
eloise: omg let colin speak what is it 🙄🙄
colin🌷: [A picture of a babygrow Genevieve has embroidered with ‘Baby Bridgerton’ and a sonogram placed on top of it.]
colin🌷: me and pen r having a baby 😭😭😭
eloise: congrats! she told me a while ago #besties
colin🌷: u can be her bestie im the father of her child 😭😭😭
Violet🌷: Oh!
Violet🌷: Oh my goodness! A new baby, oh Colin congratulations darling ❤️❤️❤️
Daphne: So that’s why she wanted a long engagement!
Daphne: I knew she was as desperate to be married to you as you were her @colin🌷
Daphne: Oh I have so many parenting books I can lend you guys, just let me know! And let me give her the info to the pre birth classes I took. Xx
fran🌷: aww so sweet
fran🌷: mich owes me a tenner
colin🌷: ur almost as bad as gen 😭
colin🌷: let me tell mich before u go debt collecting pls x
fran🌷: fine 🙄🙄
twin🧞♂️
This chat included hy and greg
hy: hey u know we recorded that audio of the kids laughing and play it in ants study?
greg: yea ofc
hy: we deffo put it in ants study right?
greg: yea
greg: im like 90% sure
greg: maybe 80%
hy: just bc kate seems to think we r haunted…
hy: which could deffo happen if we put it in the bedroom not the study…
greg: may b worth a check
greg: ok u distract ant
greg: ill go check the study
hy: 🫡🫡
greg: shit
hy: ????
greg: its not in the study
greg: ok keep him interested
greg: im gonna go sneak into the room, get the speaker and hide it in the study
hy: keep him interested how
greg: idk talk abt stocks or whatever old ppl like to talk abt
greg: maybe whiskey???
hy: on it
hy: ive told him i wanna invest a stock in a whiskey brand but idk which one
greg: my god ur good
hy: this is why im the distraction
hy: go go go
greg: speaker: retrieved
greg: ok colins in the study i might need to tell him
hy: go for it he wont tell ant
greg: mission accomplished
hy: k come get me out of this convo
greg: be right there
writers room 💛
This chat includes col 💛 and pen 🦋
col 💛: hy and greg r trying to gaslight ant into thinking the house is haunted but accidentally got kate
pen 🦋: couldnt keep that in huh
col 💛: wait since when did u know
pen 🦋: i didnt but its hy and greg
pen 🦋: would u expect anything else from them
col 💛: yea true
col 💛: we r sworn to secrecy btw x
pen 🦋: u r
col 💛: pen……
pen 🦋: poor kate
pen 🦋: frightened in her own home
pen 🦋: led to question her sanity
pen 🦋: really itd b cruel for me not to tell her…..
col 💛: what do u want?
pen 🦋: 2 of ur pigs and blankets
col 💛: 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
col 💛: deal
col 💛: only bc im using ur pregnancy as an excuse to have ur share of the wine
pen 🦋: oh pls theres enough for everyone
pen 🦋: u know ant takes alcohol seriously
col 💛: let me at least pretend
pen 🦋: ok darling ♥️
col 💛: 💛💛💛
HG-well actually
This chat includes hy and gen
hy: [Link to the music video for Bratitude from the Bratz:The Movie (2007)]
gen: hy its 2am
gen: u should b in the clubbb
Bridgertons
This chat includes Violet🌷, Anthony, Kate, benedict 🎭, colin🌷, Daphne, eloise, fran🌷, greg and hy
[colin🌷 added Penelope Featherington to the chat]
[colin🌷 changed his nickname to ’colin🦋’]
[colin🦋 changed Penelope Featherington’s nickname to ‘pen🦋’]
fran🌷: hiya pennn xx
pen🦋: frannieee 💗💗💗💗
pen🦋: hey diva xx
Anthony: Welcome xx
hy: his dramatic ass…
Anthony: She says, using an ellipsis in casual conversation.
Violet🌷: This isn’t casual, we’re welcoming Penelope to the groupchat.
Anthony: Keyword groupchat… Am I the only sane person here?
pen🦋: awee he used an ellipsis just for me 💗💗
Anthony: Anyways, I think Kate is right. We should smudge the house.
eloise: i can get u the number to that psych ward pen stayed in if u need it x
pen🦋: omg let gen do it
pen🦋: she does it all the time as an excuse to nose abt ppls houses
Anthony: I don’t know if I’m comfortable with that?
pen🦋: oh so u’d rather ghosts in ur house than the working class
pen🦋: didnt ben ever bring her home anyway?
hy: miss herrr
eloise: we went to brunch together three days ago?
hy: yea i dont remember that
col🦋: ant r u sure ur feeling ok?
col🦋: i didnt think u were into that kinda stuff
kate: crazy how i was righttt
Anthony: Yes, darling, we’re all very happy for you. Xx
kate: ♥️
the girls x
This chat includes hy, pen and kate
pen: btw colin thinks u dont know that i know that he and i both know that u and greg put the speakers in anthonys room
hy: perf greg still thinks we accidentally put the speakers in his room instead of his study
kate: anthony has no idea abt any of it
kate: he thinks im hiring a priest
pen: when do we plan on saying smth
hy: idk i feel like it gets funnier the longer it goes on tbh
pen: would it b too far to say its my father?
hy: why would ur father haunt us not ours??
pen: idk ur dads nice he wouldnt do that
pen: mine would find it rlly funny
kate: mine too lmaoo
kate: think i need to tell anthony before he convinces violet
hy: fineee
pen: do u think we can convince him the ghost is gone after i give birth bc igs been reincarnated into my baby??
kate: yes
kate: but perhaps we shouldnt
kate: just morally x
pen: truee i dont want my kid taking after its grandad archie
kate: btw when did u put the speaker in the attic??
hy: what?
Bridgertons
This chat includes Violet🌷, Anthony, Kate, benedict 🎭, colin🦋, Daphne, eloise, fran🌷, greg hy and pen🦋
colin🦋: baby bridgerton born and beautiful 😭😭💗💗💗
colin🦋: Agatha Eloise Bridgerton is 6lbs and doing fantastically xx
colin🦋: [Picture of Penelope in a hospital bed with Agatha asleep in her arms, grinning up at the camera.]
kate: aww cant wait to meet her
kate: just left the house now xx
Violet🌷: Gorgeous! Such a blessing ❤️❤️❤️
colin🦋: pen says to tell anthony that she has archies eyes
hy: omg baby whistledown 😭😭😭
hy: im gonna spoil that kid to unprecedented levels i fear
eloise: awww shes named after me
colin🦋: u can claim besties if u want mothings ruining this for me 😭😭
eloise: was trying to claim godmother tbh
pen🦋: YES
pen🦋: we accept
pen🦋: no take backsies xx
fran🌷: very cute! hoping to be back down from scotland next week and looking forward to meeting her then ♥️♥️
@ladywhistledown: Lord, Lady & Baby Whistledown ♥️♥️♥️
[An image of Penelope holding the baby so that her face is covered, looking lovingly up at Colin.]