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A Classic Bridgerton Christmas by BananaChef
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
28 Dec 2025
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When Daphne goes into labor during the Bridgertons' Christmas Eve dinner party, Colin and Penelope end up babysitting the Bassets' older kids for the night, and discover something new about their relationship...
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The thought stops him in his tracks—meaning that he ceases to eat—as he processes that. Colin turns the idea around in his head. Marry Penelope? He could never. It is simply a thought exercise. Perhaps something to apply to his courtship with Miss Thompson, though it remains in stasis at the moment. He shall test if their affection is true by determining if she feels like a dear friend. That will require, of course, consulting Penelope. She always sees things in ways that broaden his perspective. She will certainly have ideas as to how to answer the question of whether he and Miss Thompson are friends.
Or: Colin takes advice that wasn’t meant for him—or was it...?
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It was Kate insisting that it surely wasn’t doing him any good staying holed up in his house that was Colin’s tipping point. Reluctantly, cornered at family dinner with everyone watching him intently, he acquiesced to his sister’s point. Thus, on a brisk Wednesday morning in Spring, Colin is the one chaperoning Hyacinth on a promenade around Hyde Park. She chatters away, words falling on deaf ears even as he attempts to listen. But it’s simply Miss Such-and-Such said this and Lord So-and-So danced with me last night and Mister Blah-Blah-Blah is quite fetching, do you agree, brother?
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for your spinal safety and marital bliss by everyusernameistakensoidk
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV)
10 Jul 2025
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Colin’s neck and back have been aching for weeks, and no one, not even the doctor, can figure out why.
That is, until the doctor meets Colin’s five-foot-tall wife.
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12 Dec 2025
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Life Advice by Chinesepapercut
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
26 Jan 2025
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“The columnist who writes the Love and Sex column has had a medical emergency,” Penelope explains as she takes a fortifying sip of wine. “They want me to take over writing the column for her for an indefinite amount of time while she recovers.”
Francesca gives Penelope an appraising look. “You’re nervous about this? Why?”
“I suppose it’s two things,” Penelope says, looking into the middle distance between her friends. “First, it’s a lot of work.”
“You’ve never been afraid of hard work, Pen,” Eloise offers.
“Thank you, but second, and probably more importantly, I don’t think I have the requisite experience to do it well.”
“Why? You’re a great writer,” Colin says from the corner where he’s been uncharacteristically quiet all night.
Penelope feels herself flame red. “It’s not my writing that’s the issue.”
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16 Mar 2025
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When I Watch the World Burn, All I Think About Is You by DesperateJoys
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
05 Dec 2024
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Just like the team members at the Lighthouse, Teia and Viago take the last night before confronting Elgar'nan to connect. Crows might not tempt fate by putting their affairs in order, but they have their own ways to make their hearts known before a big job.
(Can be read as a standalone with few references to the other events in "Hold Us Steady." Mostly just Teia and Viago being very in love. References are included to the events of "Eight Little Talons" in Tevinter Nights.)
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- Part 4 of A Life That Fits
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07 Dec 2024
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“Happy Pride!” says a man holding a clipboard, smiling at Agatha from a corporate tent set up on the sidewalk. He holds out a pair of cheap sunglasses wrapped in plastic; "CitiBank Supports Love" is scrawled across the top of the frames in an ugly serif font. “Would you like to sign up for a chance to win a spot on CitiBank’s Be-You Cruise for Two? Maybe invite the special lady in your life?”
“Oh, I’m a God-fearing Christian woman, sir,” Agatha says, slipping into her best Southern drawl. “I was just on my way to the M&M store in Times Square and got awful lost. Those drag queens sure are funny, though. If they wanna damn themselves to an eternity of hellfire, lord knows they’ll look fabulous doing it, am I right? Slay!”
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Agatha attends her first Pride.
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12 Oct 2024
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“How many times have we fucked in the woods?”
It’s a simple question, Rio would say. Just fact-checking. Data gathering. She is in a forest of sorts with Agatha, a person she has repeatedly pleasured in forests, why wouldn’t she want to know the number?
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Just some moments in the woods where Rio is desperate for Agatha but in a cool and hot way.
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- Part 1 of moments in the woods
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06 Oct 2024