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Corvus: image of the top quarter of Corvus’s face with a burning building in the background
set fire to one of hoods saefhouses
Nightingales gonna be so proud of me 😌
Owl: LMAO
PLS SEND JASONS REACTION I NEED THIS
- O!Steph has joined the group -
O!Steph: whats up fuckers
Magpie: ????
O!Steph: Owl gave me access to this chat and now im gonna make it your guy’s problem
Owl: Unture
O!Steph: oh, so youre not giggling right across from me rn then? 🤨
Corvus: HOLY SHIT
OWLS STEPH
IM MEETING A CELEBERTY
Magpie: calm the fuck down bro
I refuse to watch you do this shit again
Corvus: :(
Magpie: I KNOW YOUR TRICKS THEY WON'T WORK
Owl: This is surprisingly more chill than normal
Corvus: wait til my bestie nightingale returns
The word chill will cease to exist
Owl: *Shivers*
O!Steph: BRO DID NOT JUST TYPE THAT OUT
Magpie: huh
didn't take you for a Tumblr roleplay kid
Owl: im gonna kms
And its all your guys fault
Corvus: do a flip
O!Steph: LMAO GUYS
BRUCE JUST WALKED IN ON ME AND OWL AND ASKED WHAT WE WERE DOING
AND I JUST RESPONDED WITH
“Me and Tim are telling Tim to kill himself”
HE JUST GETS THIS LOOK
AND WALKS OUT
Owl: can confirm
Magpie: LOL
Corvus: oh you juts gave me some inspiration 😈
Owl: STeph what have you done
Gving Corvus inspiration for anything is a death sentance
O!Steph: Im glad to assist then >:)
Magpie: god fucking damnit theres three of them now
Owl, my more sane one in arms
We must ally ourselves again the evil of this new trio
Owl: hey, at least Nightingale is offline
- Nightingale is online -
Nightingale: OR AM I?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Owl: fuck
Corvus: BITCH WE GOT A NEW MEMBER
O!Steph: I will help you guys hide the bodies
Nightingale: omfg
Best
Day
Ever
Magpie: someone please kill me
Nightingale: WELCOME TO THE RANKS OF THE FLOCK, I, THE MAGICAL GIRL NIGHTINGALE WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS
Magpie: please someone invent a way for me to die
Magic laser that disintegrates me or some shit
Im begging you
The world is about to end
O!Steph: bet
Corvus: were keeping her
Owl: we’re*
Corvus: petition to kick owl out and let steph be their universes rep?
Magpie: aye
Owl: wtf man
Nightingale: nah
Teasing owl is the best
Not as good as ruining the life of that motherfucker who deserves no rights and who i will one day kill in a spectacular fashion
Owl: btw stpeh
dont ever let nightingale hold a grudge against you
Nightingale: gonna give that fucker so much nerve damage he wont be able to walk ever again
Corvus: don’t*************************
🖕🏻
Owl: I feel so loved
Nightingale: send that bitch into a coma with the amount of brain trauma im ‘bouta cause
Magpie: keep yourself safe 😌
O!Steph: this is somehow more chaotic than the family group chat and im loving it
Corvus: what would you expect?
We’re all tims
We cause problems
O!Steph: fair enough
- Nightingale is offline -
Magpie: Jason better fucking run lmao