one shots so i can practice writing

by AstroFreak4realsies

Summary:

title explains it

Chapter 1: Requests/info

heyo! im gonna be taking requests for oneshots; the fandoms i'll write about are: Dandy's World, Regretevator, Forsaken, Pressure, Cookie Run: Kingdom, DC, Marvel, and possibly Heathers! note that i am a beginner and are doing this for practice.

stuff i will do:
ships (including character × reader)
fluff
angst
sickfics
LIMITED nsfw (like kissing and whatnot, i *think* that's counted as nsfw)

stuff i wont do:
watersports
deaddove
incest
adult × minor
child × child
animal × human
any kinks i deem too freaky

ik the intro or whatever has shitty grammar, but the oneshots will have better grammar

some things i have in mind alr: slumberparty (astro × looey) fluff, overnight tea party (astro × teagan × looey) fluff

Chapter 2: SlumberParty (mtf Looey nonbinary Astro) hurt comfort

“YOU DID GREAT, LOOEY!!!” Yatta had yelled enthusiastically, “That act where you jumped through a flaming hoop was AMAZINNG!!”

“Thanks, Yatta, I needed that; wanna visit Sprout to see if we can get any cookies?” Looey had asked, with doubt in her mind about Yatta’s compliments, because after all, who’d compliment a toon like her? “

OOOO YESYESYES!! I’m gonna see if there's any red velvet!!” Yatta exclaimed, running towards the kitchen. "Wait for me!" yelled Looey, hurrying to catch up to Yatta.

 

In The Kitchen, mid-day
The two made their way into the kitchen (wow, who coulda guessed), but they couldn't find Sprout, instead, Cosmo had been there. "What can I do for you two today?" asked the cakeroll.

"Do you have any red velvet cookies back there, Cos?" questioned Looey.

"Lemme take a look.... nah, sorry dude," said Cosmo, "I do have some mint and dark chocolate ones, but I know you guys don't like those."

"Awh poo... I was really lookin forward to em..." Yatta said disappointingly.

"Don't worry, Yatta, we can get some another-" Looey said before being cut off.

"WOW! I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE THE TRANNY DOWN HERE!" Shrimpo aggressively exclaimed, "Cosmo, surely you weren't thinking about serving him, right? He's already big enough! Hell, the guy nearly singed his tacky shirt trying to fit his fatass through the hoop-”

"HEY! QUIT PICKING ON LOOEY! SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU, SHRIMPO!" Yatta yelled defensively, "take a chill pill, you dingleberry!”

“I’m alright Yatta… I'll be in my room,” Looey stated, her words not portraying how she was actually feeling. She wasn't alright. The crustacean’s words felt like lemon zest hitting her balloon heart. Her dysmorphia was already too much to bear, how tall she was, how much she weighed. She was just too manlike to even be perceived as a woman, at least that's what she thinks.

In Looey's room, 7:30 P.M.

‘I’m four months clean… That's the best I've ever done… God damnit, I'm no better than my mother…’ Looey mutters to herself, mind racing with negative thoughts. Sobbing quietly, she holds a lighter up to a bobby pin. It gets hotter. Hotter. Hotter. But to her, it still isn't hot enough. Once the pin reaches what she deems the temperature she deserves, she pulls her sleeve up, revealing multitudes of scars from previous times she'd done this routine. Searing hot metal scorches rubbery skin. Again and again.

“I’m back from my run with Blot, hun!” Astro says as they open the door to the dimly lit room. “Honey, why are the lights off?” They question, turning on the light mid sentence. As the light flickers to life, Astro can see Looey in the fetal position on their bed, lighter and bobby pin beside her.

“Looey… Tell me what happened. Who pushed you this far?” Astro queries, hurrying to get a dampened washcloth to help with Looey's burns.

“Astro… am I a woman?” Looey asks, quiet sobs audible in-between the words. “Do you look at me and think ‘that's my girlfriend,’ or do you look at me with disgust?”

“You're more of a woman than I ever was, darling. You've gone through so many challenges to be where you are today. I’m so proud of you for being yourself unapologetically. When I look at you I see the most beautiful woman in the whole of Gardenview.” Astro says assuringly whilst taking care of her wounds. “Now…” they say protectively, “who pushed you over the edge?”

“S-Shrimpo…” Looey states.

“I’ll deal with him.” Astro says as they get ready, before leaving they kiss Looey on the cheek. “I’ll love you no matter what happens, Looey. Please remember that.” They say assuringly.

“Thanks, moonlight. I love you more than my acts.” Looey says as her frown lightens.

 

The next day, in the lobby

As Looey and Astro sit on one of the benches, hand in hand talking about life, Shrimpo approaches the pair.

“Hey, Looey,” Shrimpo said nervously, “I uhh… I came here to say that I’m sorry…”

“What’d you say?” Looey asks, having not heard the crustacean's muttering.

“I’M SORRY! WHAT ARE YOU DEAF!?” Shrimpo yells out of frustration.

“Don't raise your voice at my girlfriend, Little Shrimpson.” Astro states in a firm voice.

“DON’T CALL ME THAT!!” The shrimp yells while embarrassed.

(im ending it here IM SO SORRY FOR TAKING FOREVER SCHOOL WAS KICKING MY ASS)

Notes:

IM SO SORRY ABOUT BEING SO LATE WITH THIS I HAD TO GET MY GRADES UP FASST but it's summer now so i can hopefully pump these out

Chapter 3: update as to why we haven't been active!!

so uhhh we've been through shit! notice how i used plural pronouns in the title and in this thingy? we found out we're a system. its hard writing when at any moment someone else could front and then bam you're back after like a week LOLZ-🪅 (yatta)