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Thu, 8 May, 2:47 PM
Untitled Group Chat, By "Prison Warden"
Muu Kusunoki
oh? is this a group chat..?
haruru...what is this?
@Haruka Sakurai
Haruka Sakurai
Muu-Chan! Hello!
Oh um...i'm not actually too sure...
But youre probably right!
Muu Kusunoki
oh! okay! thank you haruru!
how are you? muu wants to make sure your doing well!
Haruka Sakurai
I'm good! Thank you Muu, you really are the best!!
Oh! Sorry...how are you?
Muu Kusunoki
hehe its okay! i forgive you, im good too!
what's up with this group chat tho...the name is so boring!
Haruka Sakurai
I guess it is a bit boring...
But I don't know...I don't want to offend the warden..
Muu Kusunoki
it's okay! they'll understand!
@Prison Warden
@Prison Warden
are they ignoring muu...?
Haruka Sakurai
@Prison Warden
Please come online! Muu wants to ask you something!
Prison Warden
Is something wrong?
Oh. Prisoner 004, what's the matter?
Muu Kusunoki
this group chat is so boring!
i mean...look at the name, untitled group chat by prison warden
so boring!
and the names...
Prison Warden
I assure you that the names are perfectly fine. Again, this isn't some chat for all of you to become close friends, this is just for easier communication.
Muu Kusunoki
well what about the group name!
change it, pleaseeeee!!!!!
Prison Warden
Fine. It's not as terrible as you make it out and actually it's quite accurate but if it displeases you so, fine.
Prison Warden Has Changed The Group Name To "Milgram"
Prison Warden
There.
Muu Kusunoki
now change our names!
Prison Warden
No? They are accurate.
Muu Kusunoki
but they're so boring!
Prison Warden
I was the one who made them, and they are perfect. I will not change them to your stupid ideas.
Muu Kusunoki
i don't like them tho...
my ideas arent stupid too!! youre just boring!
Prison Warden
Excuse me.
I am not boring. You're just an uncultured individual. Shut up now and leave the names be
Muu Kusunoki
no! i don't want to shut up and im more cultured than you'll ever be! your the weird one..
Prison Warden
you're*
Muu Kusunoki
stop bullying me! i don't like this!
muu just wanted to improve this group chat...
Prison Warden
The fact that you can't spell does not mean anything along the lines of me "bullying you". I am the prison warden, it is my job to protect all of you to a degree so why don't you just shut up now and allow this group progress as it is supposed to.
I am getting a headache.
Yuno Kashiki
:0
Mahiru Shiina
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Mikoto Kayano
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Yuno Kashiki
did we all just witness....
Muu getting absolutely cooked????
Mahiru Shiina
I feel bad for muu-chan buttt... wow! i didnt think the gaurd could.. ヽ(•O•)ノ
Mikoto Kayano
shocking isnt it??? wowzers...
Muu Kusunoki
shut up! all of you! stop bullying muu!
youre all so annoying..!
Yuno Kashiki
wellllll your not really being nice yourself ykkk
and honestly...that was actually hilarious to watch 😭😭
Muu Kusunoki
oh come onnn!!! muu doesn't like thattt :<
ugh :(((
Haruka! at least stand up for me or help me change the names..
Mikoto Kayano
youre still focused on that???
...you have a strong resolve...
Haruka Sakurai
sorry muu-chan! i'll try do something..
@Prison Warden
please, for muu could you change the names?
Prison Warden
No. I'm not saying this again, I don't need assistance with this or criticism.
Even from you Haruka.
Haruka Sakurai
please though! just for muu at least? youre umm
youre supposed to protect us right? why won't you make her happy!
Muu Kusunoki
yeah! listen to haruka prison guard... >:x
Haruka Sakurai
i mean..it'll make me happy too!
Prison Warden
...
Whatever. I couldn't care less about these usernames. I didn't need this commentary but if you're all so persistent..
"Prison Warden" Has Given Admin Permissions To [2] User(s)
Muu Kusunoki
oh! it's ok warden! only muu needs them but yay! thank you, i guess...
Prison Warden
You should really learn to be more greatful...
"Muu Kusunoki" Has Changed [11] Username(s)