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Yelena Belova has added John Walker, James Barnes, ⭐️, RED GUARDIAN and Bob to the chat
Yelena Belova has changed the chat name to “AvEngErz”
Yelena Belova has changed their name to “Lena”
Lena: I want everyone to be aware that alexei made me name it like this.
RED GUARDIAN: THANK YOU YELENA
Yelena has changed RED GUARDIAN’s name to Dad
John walker: why are me and alexei the only ones without admin
Lena: I don’t like you and I don’t trust alexei to not delete the chat on accident
Dad: YOU ARE SO SMART MY GIRL, JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER SHE NEVER GAVE ME ACCES
John walker: i see what you mean but please let me change my name
Lena: Dw I got you
Taco: what the fuck
Taco: change it
Lena: nah
Bob: hi Guys :D
Taco: .,hi bobert
⭐️ Has changed their name to “Ghostie”
Ghostie: bobert.???
Taco: well I can’t call him Bobby cause then I’d have to go back into the void to punch someone again
Taco: so bobert it is
Ghostie: wow, john being thoughtful? Someone wake me up I’m having a nightmare
Taco: kys
Ghostie: you’re like 40 why are you saying “kys”
Taco: first of all sybau second of all because unlike Bucky and Alexei I function on the internet
Bob: is it because you kept googling yourself and getting depressed?
Taco: .. i can never tell if you’re being a dick or if you’re just autistic
bob: my therapist said I was very special
Ghostie: same bob, same
James Barnes has changed their name to Bucky
bucky: I don’t want to be here
Lena: you literally changed your name for the groupchat you’re not slick lil gurt
Bucky: what the fuck did you just say??.
Ghostie: this Kevin don’t know the secret sauce
Taco: Is he seaing for eel? No carp?
Bucky: guys what the fuck I’m crying what are you saying
Bob: Nooo don’t cry you’re so sigma :(
Bucky has left the group chat
Lena has added Bucky to the groupchat
Bucky has left the group chat
Lena has added Bucky to the group chat
Lena: STAY
Bucky has left the group chat
Lena has added Bucky to the group chat
Bucky has left the group chat
Lena: guys I’m on cooldown someone add the dinosaur back
Taco: get bobert to do it nobody can say no to him
Bob: okay!
Bob has added Bucky to the groupchat
Bucky: I hate all of you
Ghostie: tf did I do??
Bucky: annoy me
Ghostie: I will be in your walls
Bucky: goodluck, Sam’s coming over tho so you’ve been warned ;)
Ghostie: EW EWE W EWEW NEVERMIND
Dad: COMRADES I JUST FOUND THE GHOST THROWING UP, SHE IS ILL !!
Lena: 😭😭😭
Bob: oh no :(
Lena: imma check up on her rq
Bucky: tell her to stay tf out of my walls
Ghostie: yeah yeah.