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The door to the Area 51 bunker blows up. In comes Athena Grant-Nash, the only cop in Los Angeles, guns blazing.
“Bobby!” She yells, shooting a soldier in the head.”I am here to save you!”
Bobby Nash who is there, alive and not dead at all, cheers as his wife single handedly defeats a squadron of evil scientists.
The nearby friendly alien creature unties him from the bed.
“How did you find me?” asks alive Bobby Nash.
“Don’t thank me.” says Athena Grant-Nash, the only cop in Los Angeles. “Thank them.”
The entirety of 118 triumphantly walks in, Avengers style. They have their firefighter gear on for some reason.
“Cap!” they all exclaim and go in for a group hug. The bed Bobby was in spontaneously combusts behind them.
“How did you know that I was alive?” Bobby asks lively.
“We opened the casket before your funeral because we’re not idiots.” Says Chimney, putting Bobby Alive Nash on an IV line to hydrate him. He’s sweating and dehydrating because he is alive.
“Dad, I mean Cap, I mean Dad,” “says Buck who has been uncharacteristically silent so far. “I need to ask you a question. Will you officiate my wedding?”
“Of course Buck! But who are you marrying?”
Eddie puts his arm around Buck. Hen smirks. Bobby raises an eyebrow.
They all cheer as Bobby officiates a wedding on the spot because he’s alive. Buck and Eddie kiss with tongue. They call 911 to tell Maddie the news, because she is also alive, just like Bobby.
Athena, the only cop in Area 51, kisses Bobby. “Let’s go home. Your step-children are waiting in the house we renovated while you were gone.”
“You didn’t sell it?”
“I wouldn’t dream of it.”