The Fracture

by ShadyFrenchie

Summary:

"Around him, the battlefield had gone silent.

He had a brief moment of clarity when he realized, with horror, what his hands were cupping.

He opened his eye as fear engulfed him and looked down at himself.

His hands were cupping his crotch.

The unbearable pain was coming from his penis.

"...Dude..." a marine broke the silence, "You shot Roronoa fucking Zoro in the dick.""

 

Or, how it took a broken penis for two idiots to realize they're in love with each other.

Notes:

2 years later, I'm back with my second Zosan fanfic !

I hope you'll enjoy this one as much as I enjoyed writing it :)

Zoro was used to injuries.

He had gotten slashed and stabbed more times than he could count, had defied death twice and, to this day, received kicks and/or punches (courtesy of his crewmates) on a nearly daily basis.

He was, in fact, so used to injuries, as superficial or severe as they could be, that he sometimes wondered if he ever spent a month in his life without sustaining one.

Nonetheless, they never really bothered him. He was even thankful for every bad injury he survived from.

They made him stronger. They made him tough.  

They made him become a formidable fighter, able to handle whatever attacks his opponents threw at him.

They made him fearless.

Which is why, when he and his dear captain found themselves surrounded by a couple of marines while out to get a few grocery supplies on an island, Zoro was not worried in the slightest.

After all, they were just marines. Marines were a joke now, barely able to pierce his skin with their swords and guns. He and his captain were going to wipe them out in a matter of a few seconds, and he'll soon be back on the ship, laying under the sun with some good sake.

So yes, Zoro was used to injuries and couldn't care less about them…

 

…Until today.

 

"You're going down Strawhat !"

Zoro turned around, mindlessly blocking the pitiful attacks from their enemies, to see one marine aiming a weird-shaped gun at his captain, who was busy laughing at the marines struggling to get out of his stretched rubber hands.

"The seastone gun !" Another marine shouted in relief.

"Since when is that a thing ?", Zoro asked himself, watching as the other marines near them gasped and rushed to get away from where they stood, some even diving on the ground, bracing themselves for what was about to happen.

Luffy, still taking his sweet time messing with the marines trapped in his hands, was oblivious to the commotion behind him.

"Luffy ! Move !" Zoro tried to warn, but Luffy just turned his head to look at him, smiling wildly.

"Look how dumb they look, Zoro !" he giggled.

"Everybody get down !" The marine holding the gun cried, as he readjusted himself, seconds away from pulling the trigger.

"Shit !" Zoro groaned in annoyance. Although he was pretty sure the gun would barely harm his captain, he did not want to take risks today.

He was rushing to Luffy's side when he heard the canon of the gun.

 

And that's when it happened.

 

Zoro's vision turned black, his ears ringing with the sudden excruciating pain. He heard himself let out a yell ending with an embarrassing voice crack followed by Luffy screaming his name.

He felt his knees hit the ground, his hands automatically reaching for where the pain was coming from.

Around him, the battlefield had gone silent.

He had a brief moment of clarity when he realized, with horror, what his hands were cupping.

He opened his eye as fear engulfed him and looked down at himself.

 

His hands were cupping his crotch.

 

The unbearable pain was coming from his penis.

 

"...Dude..." a marine broke the silence, "You shot Roronoa fucking Zoro in the dick."

 

There were a few more seconds of silence before it was completely replaced by the hysterical laughter of the remaining conscious marines.

Zoro was petrified, his gaze still on his hands cradling his penis through his pants.

At least the pain was so bad and his disbelief so strong, he could barely feel the humiliation... 

…Until Luffy decided to yell, "Oh shit, Zoro ! We have to get you to Chopper before your dick falls off !"

This only made the marines laugh even louder. Zoro groaned pitifully, the shame taking over the pain now.

"Hey ! Stop laughing at my first mate !" Luffy finally decided to knock their opponents down with a few swings of his fists. "Hang in there Zoro ! I'll carry you to the Sunny !"

Zoro used the last bit of strength left in him to grit out, "Hurry the fuck up."

He had barely finished the sentence that Luffy was already swiping him up, making him groan once more miserably, wrapped his rubber arms around him and lifted him above his head to start running towards their ship.

"Don't worry Zoro ! We'll save your dick ! I won't let my first mate be dickless !"

Zoro couldn't even groan once again this time, feeling himself getting dizzy from the pain. He just closed his eye, doing his best to breathe to hopefully calm the pain a bit, and trusted his captain to get him to their doctor as quickly as possible.

 

___

 

The crew was having a peaceful afternoon. Chopper was napping in Robin's arms while she laid on a long chair reading a book. Next to her was Nami, lazily checking her maps. Usopp and Francky were chatting excitedly about the Sunny's upcoming upgrades. Jinbei was quietly sitting near them, half asleep, a peaceful expression on his face. Brook was sipping tea near the railing, observing the sea. Sanji stood next to him, smoking.

"I'm surprised you let those two in charge of getting the supplies." Brook said, breaking the silence.

Sanji just shrugged, "They looked like they wanted to spend their energy a bit. They'll be fine, I only ask them to get me carrots."

Brook hummed, finishing his tea. He turned towards the blond man, "You know, you seem to be way more serene than before, Sanji."

"Do I ?" The man raised a curly eyebrow.

"Absolutely", The skeleton smiled, "First of all, you let the captain and the swordsman take care of the grocery supplies."

"It's just carrots-"

"And," Brook kept explaining, "You smoke less ! This is only your second cigarette since noon ! Before we left Wano a few weeks ago, you were still smoking a pack per day."

"Well yes," Sanji started, "We had just left the mess that was Whole Cake Island, I needed to lower my stress levels."

Brook shook his head, "I noticed that change before the events with Germa," Sanji couldn't help but frown a the mention of that name, "In fact I noticed it shortly after Fishman Island, and it only got better since then ! It's good to see you like this."

Sanji was about to open his mouth to respond but a panicked shout interrupted him and the peaceful ambiance on the ship.

"Zoro's been shot !"

The rest of the crew was immediately alerted, Chopper jumping out of his nap with a panicked "Shot ?!"

Luffy suddenly appeared on the ship, Zoro, looking awfully pale above him, carried by his arms. He dashed towards the infirmary not even letting his crew get to them.

Chopper hurried after them, shortly followed by the rest of the crew.

Once inside, Luffy roughly threw Zoro on the bed.

"For fuck's sake Luffy !" The swordsman hissed in pain.

"Zoro !" Chopper cried, "What happened?!" The little reindeer was quick to be at his side, already checking his pulse and vital points for injuries.

"I-"

"A marine shot him with a weird gun !" Luffy cut him off.

"A weird gun ?!" Chopper stressed.

"A seastone gun." Zoro corrected weakly. He took a deep breath to control his voice, "The fucker was aiming at Luffy so I jumped in front of him to- Shit !" Another wave of pain made him yelp.

His crotch was throbbing (definitely not in a pleasant way) and he could barely feel his legs.

“Zoro ! I can't see a wound, you have to tell me where it hurts !" Chopper told him. 

Zoro gazed behind the small doctor to notice his crew at the door, visibly disturbed by the sight of him in so much pain. But as much as he appreciated their concerns, they had to leave the infirmary. He did not want to be more humiliated than he already was.

"G-get them out." He gritted out, but Chopper was far too stressed out to indulge him.

"Zoro, just tell me where you're hurt ! Please !"

"Make them leave."

"Zoro, tell me !"

"I can't if-"

"Just tell us Zoro ! We need to know if you're going to die man !" Usopp yelled.

Zoro moaned in pain and exhaustion, the mix of his crew screaming at him and the violent pain not easing down were getting too much.

"Zoro !"

"Tell us or I'll increase your debt !"

"Just tell us already, Marimo !" 

"Zoro please !"

"That's not cool Zoro-bro, let us help !"

"I got shot in the dick alright ?!" He finally cried.

The entire crew gasped, except for Luffy.

"It's true, I was there you guys." The captain said, as if it'll help. 

Chopper quickly recovered from his shock and inspected the concerned area on the swordsman's body. Zoro followed the movements of the doctor with his only eye and suppressed a gasp when he saw that the goddamned seastone was still comfortably nestled on his crotch.

He hissed when Chopper carefully pulled it away, feeling his blood trying to flow back into the damaged length.

Another wave of gasps was heard as Chopper held the seastone. It was at least the size of his fist. Zoro briefly felt thankful for the size of his own dick. Had it been smaller, the stone would have completely crushed it.

"Yeah, that must have hurt." Nami said, grimacing. The men of the crew had their faces disfigured in a painful expression from only imagining how the swordsman must feel. At least Zoro was thankful none of them laughed at him.

"Let's remove your pants, I have to see the extent of the damage.", Chopper said, ignoring his crewmate's groan, now entirely focused on treating him.

"I wonder if it turned blue." Usopp murmured.

"Like Jinbei ?"

"Luffy !" The newest member scowled.

"Gross. Penises are gross."

"Actually Captain, it is more likely that our swordsman's injured genitals turned purplish than light blue." Robin corrected, making her friends grimace.

"Oh my- Stop talking about my dick and get the fuck out !" Zoro shouted, exasperated.

"Zoro is right. Everyone must wait outside. The situation is already difficult enough for him as it is and you're making it worse ! And you're distracting me !"

That made the crew flushed with embarrassment ; they mumbled quick apologies and finally left the room. Zoro sighed in relief.

With the help of the reindeer, he carefully took off his coat, boots and finally his pants.
Thankfully, Chopper let him take a moment to remove his underwear on his own. Zoro braced himself mentally, firstly because he was about to have his dick inspected by the innocent little doctor, and mostly because he feared to discover how bad the injury might be.

After a few seconds of hesitation, he raised his hips a bit to slowly take his underwear off, squeezing his eye shut.He heard Chopper hissed in sympathy, "Ouch... It looks bad..."

Zoro opened his eye, immediately gazing at his member.

"Oh fuck..." The swordsman gasped. The impact of the seastone had left his penis, indeed turning purplish AND blueish, bent in a weird angle.To say Zoro was horrified was an understatement.

His injuries from taking Luffy's pain, getting slashed by Mihawk and facing Kaido and Big Mom were a joke now ; this was, by far, the worst injury he'll ever get.

He laid there, petrified, as Chopper checked it closely. After a few minutes of silence, Chopper finally announced the dreadful diagnosis.

 

"You have a penile fracture."

"...Fracture as in ?..."

"Your penis is broken, Zoro."

"My... My penis is broken ?!"

"Yes. Sorry Zoro..."

"What ?!"

 

Zoro felt himself froze once again. Pain and shock completely gone as anguish took over them.

"Fuck." He thought.The events of today had left him in so much shock and disbelief that he completely forgot about something extremely important.

He carefully turned his head and saw Sanji, who had visibly never left, standing at the door.

"Broken ?!" The blond man repeated, voice trembling. His visible blue eye was wide open, fixated on his damaged body part.

Zoro gulped and sat up, too frightened to mind the pain. He raised his hands carefully toward the cook, like someone would to soothe a wild animal.

"Cook, please stay calm." He tried his best to sound calm but his shaky voice betrayed him.

The blond man, now getting closer to the bed, was visibly getting more agitated."Stay calm ?" He hyperventilated, "Stay calm ?! You want me to stay calm ?!"

"Oh fuck." Zoro whispered to himself. Sanji was totally freaking out.

"How the fuck am I supposed to stay calm ?! Your dick is broken Zoro !"

With each word pronounced, his voice got louder, which unfortunately caught the attention of the rest of the crew and encouraged them to go back to the infirmary.

"Cook, just breathe !" He urged, but Sanji was already pacing around the room, his precious hands gripping his blond hair.

"Why the hell is Sanji freaking out?" Nami whispered from where her head, along with her crewmates', was peaking from the door.

Sanji, usually programmed to react to the mere sound of the redhead voice, didn't acknowledge, perhaps even notice her, and pursued his rant.

"We're days away from any Island ! I've only got five packs of cigarettes left !" Zoro reached out to try to grab his arm in hope to ground him but gasped and fell back on the bed when another painful pulsation came from his damaged member.

"Fuck !" He groaned, eyes pinched and teeth grinding together. The blond's breakdown definitely made him forget for a moment that he was the one injured. 

"Sanji, please calm down, the situation is already stressful enough for Zoro !" Chopper tried to reason with the cook, while his small hooves grabbed the bedsheet to cover Zoro's exposed private part now that the infirmary had, once again, an audience.

"Yeah dude, chill out," Usopp decided to intervene, although he made sure to stay partially hidden behind the open door, in case the blond wanted to start using his legs, "What are you even so upset about ? It's not like Zoro's dick was affecting your life in anywa-"

“YES IT IS !”

 

...

 

Silence fell upon Sanji's yell. Everyone, even Zoro, stared at him bewildered.

The sudden silence made Sanji finally come back to himself. His eyes widened comically and his hand came to slap his mouth.

"I-I did not- I mean-"

"What do you mean by that, Sanji ?" Robin interrupted with a mischievous glint in her eyes. Sanji, who was now facing them, went pale.

"N-Nothing ! I did not mean anything !"

Robin smiled, clearly enjoying this turn of events, "You meant nothing by admitting that Zoro's genitals were affecting you ?"

"Oh fuck." Zoro whispered in the background.

The cook's face was progressively getting beet red as he held his hands up in defense.

"Yes ! I mean- I did- I mean- No !"

"Oh my god." Nami gasped, interrupting his desperate stuttering. The rest of the confused strawhats turned to look at her, "What ?" Usopp asked.

She pointed her finger towards the two rivals.

"You two are fucking !"The edges of her gaping mouth were now curved into a smile of disbelief. A collective and loud "Huh ?!" resonated through the entire ship.

Luffy, who had been strangely silent considering the commotion, just whispered, "Nice."

Sanji just stood there frozen, his hands still held up in defense and his face flaming red, while Zoro laid on the bed speechless and motionless ; had he been in better shape and in a less embarrassing situation, Zoro would have probably laughed at the blond for exposing them, but, right now, all he could do was stare at the ceiling, wondering what he could have possibly done to deserve this.

"No way." Usopp’s jaw almost touching the ground.

"Well, that's unexpected." Jinbei murmured, seeming surprisingly entertained by his crewmates.

"I have to admit that I was suspecting something was happening between our beloved swordsman and cook." Robin calmy revealed.

Sanji broke out of his frozen state, "Wha- How ?!"

"Bro, you're not even denying it !" Franky laughed.

"No I'm- You're all mistaken !" Sanji yelled and turned his head to Zoro, begging him with his eyes to say something, but the swordsman was too dumbfounded to get his mouth to work.

"Damn it ! I should have bet on that with someone ! That was so predictable !" Nami whined.

"Predictable ?!" Sanji yelped.

"Guys please," Chopper scowled, "I'm as shocked as you are about Zoro and Sanji engaging in sexual intercourses together," The cook made a mortified noise at the choice of wording, "But I need calm and privacy to keep examining Zoro ! The extent of his injury might be worse than it looks !"

"What ?!" Zoro yelped mortified, while, at the same time he spoke, a worried cry left Sanji's mouth before he could stop it, "It might ?!" He slapped his mouth with both hands this time, his face going from red to pale once again.

"Yes ! So could everyone please get out ?"

"Let's listen to our doctor," Jinbei took advantage of his height to put his arm between the strawhats and the door, "Moreover, it would be inconsiderate of us to keep observing Zoro in such a helpless state. I think we've had enough laughs, don't you think ?"

The reasoning of the Fishman immediately worked on the crew, ashamed to have forgotten about their swordsman himself in favor of their own curiosity and entertainment.

“This better be a nightmare." Zoro groaned, still mortified about everything that had happened so far in this day, though he was not certain if he was more mortified about his broken dick or about the crew finding out about him and Sanji this way. At least no one further questioned why Sanji was freaking out that much.

"Wait, hold up !" Usopp stopped himself from being dragged away by Jinbei by gripping the edge of the infirmary's door, "That still doesn't explain why Sanji is so freaked out !"

"Oh, for fucks sake" Zoro threw his head back on the pillow, exasperated. The crew knowing about them was one thing, but them knowing what led them to that was a whole another one. Not that Zoro was ashamed, of course, heck that was a booster for his ego on a daily basis, but as for Sanji, he's pretty sure the pretty blond would rather waste food than have his crew and his pretty ladies finding out. And as much as he enjoyed seeing Sanji embarrassed, this could definitely put him further in a compromising position, in addition to his broken dick.

Sanji, who still had not moved an inch, had no strength to try and defend himself anymore. He did his best to send Usopp the deadliest death glare but the blush on his cheeks made him lose any credibility he had left.

"Usopp, let's just go." Jinbei insisted.

"Oh, come on ! Don't you guys want to know ? I mean, I get that y'all are sleeping together or whatever but that doesn't justify why he's more upset about it than Zoro !"

What sounded like a whine escaped the blond's mouth followed by "Usopp shut the fuck up !" gritted out by Zoro, though it might have sounded like he was begging the long-nosed man.

"Come on, just tell us !" Usopp whined, gripping on the door as hard as he could so he wouldn't be dragged away by the Fishman of the crew. "Does Zoro's dick have some kind of magical powers ?" Zoro instinctively reached for his swords and let out a frustrating cry due to the pain stopping him, "Do you use it to train ? Or is it somehow keeping you alive ? Or-"

"That's it !" Sanji was now pissed enough to be able to move again, "You're dead !"

"Yohoho ! I think I figured it out !" The skull of the musician suddenly came into view, next to Usopp's. Despite the absence of eyes in his skull, Sanji swore he could see the teasing look he sent his way. A violent chill ran through his spine and his eyes widened as he started realizing why the skeleton seemed so smug.

"Sanji... Is Zoro's ‘fourth sword’ what has been keeping you so serene lately ?" 

“...”

"..."

"Fuck you."

The oldest crewmate laughed loudly in response. Zoro, astonished by Brook's perspicacity, didn't have the time to ask him how he came to that conclusion that all his other crewmates, minus Luffy who was too busy picking his nose to mind the conversation, were once again at the door of the infirmary, staring, again, at the pair, though it was not shocked that adorned their faces but judgement.

"Wow. Never thought I'd ever witness Sanji's cock slut era."

"Nami !" The cook nearly sobbed.

"So you two having sex is just a therapy thing for Sanji ?"

"For fucks sake ! Get the fuck out ! Now !" Zoro howled at last, startling the crew. Was it the everlasting commotion that got him to snap or the minimizing of his relationship, if you could call it that, with the cook ? That's a question he'll think about later, once he'll know the state of his dick.

The crew finally got out and away from the infirmary. Zoro heard Sanji let out a long sigh, one he must have been holding for the entire duration of the awkward conversation. Instead of following the previous intruders, he turned around and rubbed his temples while continuing to take deep breaths.

"Does it bother you if Sanji stays, Zoro ?" The little reindeer by his side asked.

"It's fine." He answered quickly.

"Alright, Sanji you should sit down for a bit, I'm going to further examine Zoro now."

Sanji nodded silently. He opened his eyes, and they immediately went to stare at Zoro's crotch. Chopper had already removed the blanket and started the examination. Sanji saw for a second time the broken limb. It had not been even a minute since the blush on his skin went away that he paled again.

"Curls," Zoro called, focused on him instead of what was going on towards his lower region, "Chill out."

He knew he should be the one hearing that, and not the other way around, but he, above everything, didn't want the blond to start freaking out again. Pain and injuries ? That he could handle, but Sanji's freakouts ? Not as much. Especially when the one thing that always succeeded to calm the cook was unusable for now.

"I'm sure Chopper will fix this in no time." He added, and he felt his shoulder loosened at the same time he saw Sanji's posture relaxing. The self-made hopeful statement managed to reassure them both. Zoro exhaled soundly, closed his eyes and lowered the back of his head on the pillow. He started repeating the same sentence in his mind to keep himself grounded, but Chopper's small voice quickly interrupted him.

"Hum..."

Both men whipped their heads to look at the reindeer. Zoro's heart stopped when he saw the doctor's eyebrows curved upside down and his mouth morphed into a pout. "Unfortunately...There is nothing I can do..."

Sanji blinked.

"...What ?..."

"Well, the angle of Zoro's genitals clearly shows that this isn't a greenstick fracture. It could be transverse, or worse, displaced. In any case I don't have the necessary equipment or enough knowledge about humans' genitals anatomy to perform the surgery without-"

Zoro wasn't listening anymore. He just blankly stared at the ceiling, as he took in what the doctor just said.

 

"There is nothing I can do."

 

Zoro's dick's life flashed before his eyes ; from his first time with a cute boy from Shimotsuki, to his several hookups before meeting Luffy and the rare ones he had after joining him, and finally until the wonderful times with the beautiful cook.

He saw their first time together ; the first time those precious hands and pretty lips wrapped themselves around him, the first time thick strong thighs tightly squeezed themselves together so he could slide in between, the first time he breached that pink, virgin entrance to shove himself deep inside the lean and muscular body….

He saw this very morning ; him, laying on one of the mat inside the crow’s nest, and Sanji, positioned above him, panting and blushing prettily, stroking him slowly until he guided him to his entrance, still wet and opened from the night before, and rode him like a mad man, not stopping until they both came twice. Zoro inside of the tight heat, Sanji on both of their chests.

But surprisingly, among these obscenities, the gentle touches that also accompanied their morning activities invited themselves to his reminiscing.

And those images made his heart ache.

Gentle kisses on each other's lips and bodies, soft hands caressing every parcel of him, warm hugs leaving no space between their bare skins, sapphire eyes rarely visible together staring deep into his own…

It was all over.

How could a day that had started so beautifully end up like this ?

 

"-ro ! Zoro !"

The doctor calling for him woke him up from his reminiscing.

"Were you listening ?"

Zoro scoffed bitterly, "You were saying my dick is dead."

"Wha- no ! You idiot !"

Zoro's brows furrowed, "You just said you don't have the means to save it."

"Yes," Chopper rolled his eyes, "But I also said that I was going to call Law for help !"

"... Law could save my dick ?" He asked, hope taking over his desperation.

"Stop saying it like that," Chopper muttered, "But yes, he's most likely able to perform the surgery."

Zoro exhaled in relief, "Alright, good. Can you call him right now ?"

"Yes, the sooner the better. Let me inform Luffy."

The reindeer jumped out of his chair and hurried out of the room, leaving Zoro alone with Sanji. The blond was silently nibbling on his lower lip, something he sometimes did when his lips craved the presence of a cigarette (or something else) between them.

Zoro stared at him, not sure of what to say. After all, a lot had happened in such a short span of time. And he still hasn't had the time to process how he felt about their "relationship" reveal and the blond's dramatic reaction.

"How...How's the pain ?" Sanji finally asked carefully.

"...It's bad...But thanks to the idiots, I was pretty much distracted from it."

"Ah yes... About that-"

"Zoro ! I got Traguy on the denden mushi !" Luffy slammed the door open, yelling.

"Stop screaming in my ear and let me talk to your doctor !" Law's annoyed muffled voice resonated.

"Sorry about him !" Chopper apologized after taking the snail from Luffy. "How soon do you think you can get here ?"

"If your navigator gives me your coordinates, I'll be here by tomorrow morning. Not that I'm thrilled about having to operate on Roronoa's cock..."

"Hey !"

"But I guess that as a surgeon and a man, I understand the emergency."

"Hurry up Traguy ! Zoro's dick looks like a sad cucumber !"

"Luffy shut the fuck up !"

"A sad cucumber ?..." Sanji repeated, brows furrowed trying to figure what that would actually look like.

"Ugh..." Chopper groaned, "Thanks again Law, I'll get Nami to send our position in a minute."

"Good." Was all he said before hanging up.

"You heard that Zoro ? Law will be here in the morning !" Chopper rushed to his side and gripped his hand. "I'm sorry I'm not qualified enough. I should have been able to help you."

The pout of the little doctor had an immediate effect on Zoro, who raised his free hand to gently pet his head.

"You're too hard on yourself, Chopper. You're an amazing doctor." He comforted him. In response, Chopper blushed and started wiggling, "Shut up! That doesn't please me at all !"

"Sanjiiii !" Luffy suddenly jumped and wrapped himself around his cook's back. "I'm hungry ! I haven't eaten since this morning and it's sunset already !"

Sanji stopped himself from wriggling away from Luffy's rubbery limbs upon hearing that.

"It's sunset already ?"

"Yeah ! And I'm starving !"

"Shit... I'm sorry."

His head had lowered slightly, shameful that he had forgotten about his crew's needs because of his own problems.

"It's alright ! You were just worried about Zoro !"

"I... I'll go prepare dinner now. I'll make you a special dessert for your patience."

"Yay !"

Sanji exited the room with his captain still on his back. Zoro would have tried to stop him so they could talk about earlier, but he knew better than to put himself between the cook and his kitchen. Things were already complicated enough as they were.

"Zoro, you'll have to stay as still as you can until Law gets here."

The green haired man grunted in discontentment, "Yeah, yeah."

"I'm serious !" The reindeer scolded. "Do not make any movement that requires your lower body to move, or else we really won't be able to "save" your penis as you said." Zoro gulped, and nodded, complying to the doctor's orders.

“Good," He nodded in turn, satisfied with his authority, "I'll get you some ice to reduce the swelling and bring you some food later !"

Zoro watched him exit the room, leaving him for the first time all alone since the day started. He closed his eye and let his body sink into the mattress. He could feel his eyelid get heavier. After everything, no wonder he was exhausted.

His mind took him back to the moment the crew found out about him and the cook ; he knows they really should talk about that, but what should he even say ? He didn't even know where he and the cook really stood.

Before Zoro's brain could begin to put some real thoughts into it, sleep came over him, slipping him into a well-deserved deep slumber. 

 

___

 

The incessant cold sensation on his crotch is what woke Zoro up.

He opened his eye groggily and saw a pack of ice on him ; Chopper must have put it there after he fell asleep. Rays of sunshine piercing through the window indicated to him that it was at least morning already. The ice on his crotch felt that it had just started to melt ; it must have been changed at least once during the night. Though, from how numb his dick felt, it might have been changed several times. A salty smell reached his nose. He followed the smell with his head and saw four onigiris on a plate resting on the table next to him.

Did Sanji take care of him while he was asleep ?

A warm feeling bloomed inside his chest at the hopeful thought. As if on cue, the door opened on the blond cook holding a new pack of ice, thus confirming his suspicion.

Sanji paused after making eye contact with Zoro. "Oh good, you're awake." He said, approaching Zoro, "You should eat. Law's arrived already, he'll be operating you soon."

"Did you change the ice all night ?"  Zoro couldn't help but ask, eye sparkling with wonder.

Sanji blinked, "Of course I did."

"You did ?"

The surprise in Zoro's voice made Sanji's eyebrows furrow slightly, "Yeah, as I just told you."

"Why ?"

"...To reduce the swelling ? Why else would I put ice on your dick ?"

"No, I know that, but why ?" Zoro insisted, shivering when Sanji switched the ice packs.

Sanji stared at him in disbelief for a moment and Zoro just stared right back at him with the same disbelief. "Are you alright marimo ? You feeling disoriented or something ?" He placed the back of his hand on the swordsman's forehead.

Despite being used to much more intimate contacts with the blond, this simple touch instantly made Zoro blush. "You're kind of warm." Sanji murmured, "Let me fetch some fresh water and Law : he better get started before you get a fever."

He pulled away from Zoro, who almost leaned his head in his direction to make the touch last a bit more."Oh, and eat marimo." He pointed at him, "Don't make me force feed you."  

 Zoro nodded dumbly and grabbed the onigiris.

He hummed pleasantly when the taste of rice and tuna hit his tongue. He rubbed his forehead lightly, on the spot where the blond had put his hand a minute before.

Sanji rarely touched him this softly outside sex.

This must mean something right ?

He finished his plate of onigiris in a few bites ; the cook should be back any time now and he was eager to see that satisfied look he gets when he sees an empty plate. However, he was less eager to see the surgeon ; he had a feeling his penile situation was far from being over soon.

He waited patiently before the door opened again.

"Roronoa." Law entered the room, closely followed by Chopper, Luffy and Sanji, carrying a tall glass of water.

"Law." He acknowledged back, trying to sound unconcerned.

The blond swiftly passed by the three others to hand him the glass. "How did you finish your meal so fast ?"

"You told me to eat, so I did." Zoro replied, seemingly content with himself, before chugging the entire glass. Sanji locked eyes with him, silent, some kind of soft astonishment flashed in his eyes. 

Law interrupted their moment by stepping close to the bed. "Ready for your examination, Roronoa ?"

He didn't even wait for Zoro's response and to pull the ice pack and cover off him. He hissed as his penis was freed of the icy pressure it supported all night.

The three strawhats watched Law intently as he put his gloves on. "I'm going to touch it now, tell me if it hurts too much."

"Okay." Zoro muttered, grimacing once Law gloved fingers carefully manipulated his broken dick. The heart surgeon touching his cock was definitely not something he had wanted, even less imagined. He hissed when he felt his penis being slightly shifted.

"My bad." Law said in a flat tone.

"Fucker..." The swordsman muttered.

"Believe me Roronoa, I'm enjoying this as much as you are."

Zoro rolled his eyes, "So what can you do ?" 

Law stayed silent for a moment.

"I've already asked my crew to prepare a surgical room. I'll get you there in a minute, I just need to assess the damages."

"Is it really that bad, Law ?" Chopper ran to cling onto the surgeon's pants. His innocent eyes were shining with tears.

"It could have been but thankfully I'm here now. You made the right call." Despite himself, Law found a way to praise the little reindeer who blushed and danced away from him, giggling.

Zoro’s tan skin went pale, "Wait, you need to operate ?"

"Given that you have a transverse fracture and likely damaged nerves, yeah I do."

"Can't we just put a cast on it and wait for it to get better ?!" The green haired man was far from enthusiastic about the idea of his dick being cut open.

"If you wish to never be able to use it, then yeah we can do that." He deadpanned.

"Fucking hell." Zoro rubbed his hands on his face in despair.

"Are you sure you can do it ?" The two swordsmen turned to Sanji, who turned pink from the intense glaring of the surgeon.

"Who do you take me for ? Of course I can." He said harshly, making him slightly flinch and mutter a small "Yeah, sorry..."

Law raised an eyebrow, "What's it to you anyway ? I would have expected you to ask me to just cut his dick off."

"Well-"

"Oh that's because they're sleeping together."

"Luffy !" The two men scolded.

"What ?" Law squeaked, allowing surprise to appear on his usually stoic face.

"Yeah, Zoro's dick is some kind of medicine for Sanji or something like that." He explained proudly but wheezed right after as Sanji grabbed him by the neck and shook him violently.

"Why can't you never shut up ?!"

Law looked between the two men astonished, murmuring a quiet, "Well I'll be damned..."

"You were saying ?" Zoro gritted out.

"Hum yes, I'm gonna have to open your penis to evacuate the hematoma and repair the fracture. Then I'll check and fix the nerves, vessels and urethra if needed. Oh, and I'll also put a catheter in your urethra, because you won’t be able to pee on your own. I should be done before sunset if we start now."

Zoro felt himself running hot and cold and his head spinning. No dick should ever go through all of that. His eye began to flutter close as his vision got blurry. "Zoro ?" He faintly heard Sanji called.

"Great, you're fainting. Let's do this now." He raised his hand and looked back at the crewmates, "I'll have my crew give you the materials, so this room is prepared for his recovery once I bring him back."

And before anyone could say something, Law flicked his raised hand, "Room."

"He's so cool." Chopper whispered in awe.

Sanji stared at the now empty spot on the infirmary's bed.

A chin hooked itself above his shoulder, "Don't worry Sanji," Luffy reassured him, "Zoro's penis will survive !"

Sanji hummed contemplatively. He gathered the empty glass and plate but paused for an instant, remembering how content Zoro had seemed after doing what Sanji asked.

He straightened himself and made his way out of the room, "I'm going to prepare lunch."

 

___

 

"Roronoa ? Roronoa can you hear me ?"

Zoro winced at the sudden soreness and numbness coming from his crotch he felt as he woke up. He slowly opened his eye and was met with the ceiling of the Thousand Sunny's infirmary. He briefly remembered being teleported inside the Polar Tang and a huge needle piercing his arm before passing out. He wanted to sit up, but his body felt too weak, so he just groaned uncomfortably.

"Don't move too much. At least for the next two hours."

"Zoro ! How are you feeling ?" Chopper inquired.

"Urgh, I've been better." He grimaced. As he turned his head he saw once again Sanji and Luffy standing behind the two doctors. His eye crossed Sanji's and saw the relief in them. The blond's mouth twitched into a brief small smile and Zoro's grogginess suddenly went away.

The opened door behind the blonde forced him to break eye contact to look at it warily ; he did not want the room to be flooded with his nosy crewmates again.

As if Sanji could read his mind, he calmly said, "They're eating dinner, they won't come soon. I brought you some by the way." He nodded toward the trail he was holding with one hand : a plate was on it, a nice piece of meat laying on it alongside some rice and small vegetables. Zoro stared with raised eyebrows.

"Your surgery went well Roronoa, you should be able to get out of bed by tomorrow."

Zoro's eye went to his crotch and noticed it was covered by a thick bandage with a tube coming out of it. "Thankfully, the internal damages were limited and rather easy to fix ; if you follow the recovery process well, you won’t have any permanent damages."

"Thanks fuck." Zoro exhaled loudly, "What's the recovery process ?”

"Well first off, you must keep the catheter for the next two days to not force on your urethra too much."

"..."

"The catheter is the tube your dick is linked to."

"Oh. Got it"

Law rolled his eyes, exasperated but continued, "Then you must take all of your medication to avoid infection and absolutely refrain from fighting, sparring or training. Your penis is extremely fragile right now and will remain so for the next following weeks, you can't risk hurting yourself again."

Zoro let out a long groan and squeezed his eye tight in frustration but ended nodding in understanding, "Yeah, I figured you would say that... I'll do my best for the sake of my dick." 

Law, for the first time since meeting up with them, had a satisfied look on his face, pleasantly surprised with how the swordsman easily complied with his instruction. "Good. Avoid taking baths, so your wound is not soaked up. Just pat it clean with a special ointment. And don't wear tight clothes or underwear."

"That should be easy..." Sanji whispered, surely referring to Zoro's questionable hygienic habits.

"And avoid drinking too much sake ; it may cause side effects with the medication. Nasty side effects. Like pus coming out of your dick."

"For fucks sake... Alright." Zoro said dejectedly.

"Perfect. Oh, and obviously no sex for six weeks."

 

A loud crashing of plates echoed inside the infirmary, followed by obnoxious slurping and chewing sounds made by Luffy who, thankfully, did not let the food go to waste.

"Six weeks ?!" The wings of the future pirate king yelled.

"Y'all have issues." Law winced.

"You're supposed to best surgeon across all seas, the fuck you mean six weeks ?!" Zoro roared.

"Your dick will recover as if the incident never happened thanks to me ; I can't do miracles and neither can your body, but that is damn close to one."

Zoro inhaled deeply, "Fuck's sake."

"You'll barely crave sex for the next few weeks anyway ; the pain you'll feel the second your dick tries to get hard is very discouraging."

Zoro cringed, "I can't even get hard ?!"

"Not for the next three weeks. However, I'd encourage checking your erectile function at the fourth week. Erections are an excellent sign of recovery. But don't you dare use it before the sixth week !" The surgeon warned.

"Six weeks..." Sanji repeated.

Zoro saw the dejected look on the blond's face and could only sympathize with him : going from having sex every single day to no sex at all for weeks will be torture, especially for the blond."Cook."

Sanji looked up. "Will you... Will you be alright ?" He asked hesitantly.

Sanji opened his mouth but hesitated for a moment, casting a look at the two captains and the doctor in the room.

"I should be the one asking you that..." He scoffed half-heartedly, "But yeah I'll be alright ; we'll figure something out or I'll find a way to cope."

"...Are you sure ?"

The cook rolled his eyes, "Yes Marimo, I'm not helpless." He turned to leave, "I'll bring you a new plate since Luffy ate it."

Zoro watched him leave. A lump formed itself in his throat.

 

They were getting somewhere lately.

Even though their relationship was supposed to be mainly about sex, Zoro still ended up developing feelings going beyond the simple crush he had been harboring for the cook since the Baratie.

He already considered himself satisfied enough to have been able to start having sex with the pretty cook ; not even a few months ago, he thought he'd never have the chance to even steal a kiss from him.

But their reunion after the events of Whole Cake Island and Wano hinted that their relationship could become serious enough for Zoro to not hide his feelings anymore.

At least, that's what Zoro liked to believe.

The night he woke up from his brief coma, he exchanged a way too long to be appropriate eye contact with Sanji before finding a way to escape the festivities to isolate themselves in a room inside the castle. Once inside the room, their clothes had come off fast and their warm naked bodies had embraced each other like it was the first and last time. Not even once did they let go of each other throughout the night.

And then, between a few rounds, Zoro had slipped out a desperate "Don't leave me again" into the blond's ear, to which the latter had answered, to Zoro’s surprise and delight, a trembling "Don't let me go again." They fucked for hours after that, in a way most would call making love, slipping some "I missed you " between moans and kisses.

Since then, soft kisses, soft touches, soft looks and even soft whispers were now present between their intense intercourses, each of them progressively boosting Zoro’s hopes up.

Unfortunately, from now on until the next six weeks, they had to stay away from all that. He tried to swallow the lump in his throat but almost choked on it.

What if six weeks were too much for Sanji to handle ? What if he found another way to deal with his crippling anxiety ?

 

”We'll figure something out."

 

The swordsman's heart skipped a beat as Sanji's voice echoed through his mind.

" We 'll figure something out."  

His heart accelerated. The cook's choice of words was most likely not insignificant.

Maybe they were truly close to being a "we".

Maybe the cook did see Zoro as more than just a remedy.

Maybe this wouldn't be so bad.

Zoro now looked at the door with determination, waiting for Sanji to come back with the food he promised him.

Meanwhile, the surgeon and the doctor, who had just witnessed the green haired man's face go from depressed to hopeful in less than a minute while simply staring at the door, stared at him questioningly.

"Your crewmates are crazy."

"Right ?" Luffy grinned proudly.

 

 

WEEK 1

 

 

Zoro's convalescence started pretty smoothly.

The pain coming and going was annoying but not unbearable. Peeing turned out to be less painful than he expected - Chopper had taken the catheter off yesterday - so that was a relief.

Being stuck in bed was irritating, especially since he couldn't train, but at least he was able to catch up to all the meditation sessions he missed between Dressrosa and Wano and, most importantly, sleep as much as he wanted. He was only allowed to get up to stretch a bit several times a day.

His body was exhausted, he realized, not like Chopper had been trying to tell him that since they met, so this forced resting was opportune. 

He surprisingly did not sense the absence of sex too much, as the brief waves of pain he experienced while not even doing anything were, in fact, discouraging enough to not want to think about it. Also, being asleep during most of the day helped.

The lack of sake was harder to ignore, his tongue being very much intact, but he had managed, to his pleasant surprise, to convince Sanji to bring him a small drink once a day in exchange for drinking gallons of water. 

Since he couldn't do much, his crewmates took the time to visit him at least once every day. Zoro will never admit out loud, but those visits truly made the recovery process easier. Chopper and Luffy visited him the most. Chopper would take his time checking on him and Luffy would just hang around and nap with him.

To his surprise, Sanji was visiting as much, if not more than the two youngest crewmembers. The cook was unexpectedly, though Zoro did not complain, caring.

Well, kind of caring.

He was not caring to the point where he'd stay at Zoro's bedside and fulfill each of his demands but caring enough for the swordsman to stare in awe each time he came into the infirmary. He brought him breakfast, then lunch, some snacks and his daily dose of sake in the afternoon and dinner. He also made sure he took his medication and rested well enough.

As nice as it sounded, Zoro still wasn't sure about how to feel this.

While the cook was attentive enough, the lack of intimate contact was clearly getting to him : whenever he came into the room, he would be fidgeting and would avoid looking at Zoro. The brief eye contacts were always cut short by Sanji looking away with his skin either flushing or blanching. When standing near Zoro would get too much for him, he would simply go back and forth inside the room until Zoro was done eating.

But then again, Zoro did not complain. At least the cook was here.

On one hand, all those attentions solidified Zoro's hope that their relationship was slowly evolving. But on the other hand, the first mate couldn't help but think that maybe the cook was doing this only for his dick and, in fact, did not want to spend that much time alone with the swordsman if they were not fucking. Because their relationship, despite what Zoro believed to be advancements, was still first and foremost based on fighting Sanji’s anxiety with sex.

Zoro knew about Sanji’s anxiety from the moment they met. No sane man smokes a pack of cigarettes in three hours, a well-entrenched unhealthy habit that told Zoro that the anxiety must have already been there for years.

After the cook joined them, Zoro made a habit of observing him. After all, the blond was not unpleasant to look at. But besides his perky ass and long legs, he also noticed all the little things that showed that Sanji’s anxiety was killing him ; he heard him tossing around in his bed at night, watched him stay inside his kitchen and cook for hours, took in the look of anguish in his eyes whenever a fight got difficult and saw how he would isolate himself when his anxiety attacks hit him.

Even though the two men did not get along well at that time, always arguing and getting on each other's nerves, Zoro still felt bad for the cook.

After a few months, they tolerated each other’s company better, so Zoro had decided he would try and talk to the cook soon before his mental struggles took him out.

Unfortunately, Sabaody happened, and the crew was forcefully disbanded for two years.

When they reunited and when Zoro saw how the pretty cook got even prettier but also how his issues had not tone down a bit, the swordsman finally manned up, being far more fearless than his nineteen years old self and went to talk to him a night before leaving Fishman Island.

Sanji had discreetly slipped away from the celebration to find a quiet balcony where he could smoke in peace and Zoro had joined him there, handing him a drink as a peace offering.

 

"You seriously need to relax, Curly."  Zoro said, doing his best to sound calm to not anger the cook.

"You think I haven't been trying to, mosshead ?" The first mate heard that he wanted to snap at him, but his voice came out exhausted instead.

Zoro took a few seconds to think."...Meditation ?"

"Can't. I'm too restless."

"Less cigarettes ?"

"You want me to die ?" He retorted.

He stayed quiet for a bit, his eyes still focused on the blond, who was leaning on the railing, face illuminated by the ocean’s lights. The blond has always been so handsome. If he put that infuriating act aside when he interacted with women, he sure would have no issues getting laid.

Speaking of which.

"Well, how about getting laid ?"

"..."

Zoro looked at him incredulously, "Don't tell me you're a virgin ?" As annoying as he could be, he surely must have managed to seduce a woman at least once.

Sanji kicked him in the shin, earning a yelp from the swordsman, "I'm not, you bastard !" He took a long drag out of his cigarette. "I tried that before but... It ended up doing no good for me."

"What, are women not good enough for you ?" Zoro asked, genuinely surprised. Maybe the pervert tendencies of the cook he knew were just a facade.

Sanji scoffed bitterly, "More like, I'm not good enough for them."

Coming from a women pleaser, that was hard to believe.".... Did they tell you that ?"

"No... I did."

"That's dumb." The swordsman's eyebrows were furrowed in confusion. Why was the cook so hard on himself ?

"I know." He said between his teeth, "Why do you care anyway ?" Zoro didn't answer. He didn’t want to tell the cook that he, as a matter of fact, cared about him way more than the blond could ever imagine.

"...I've tried everything, Marimo.” Sanji sighed, “I can't fucking find a way to kill that goddamn anxiety. It was complicated enough when you all were oblivious to it, but now that I can barely hide it anymore..."

"Hey, come on cook," Zoro finally stepped closer to him to bump his shoulder to his, trying to cheer him up, "We know it's not your fault." Sanji looked at him startled, clearly not expecting such kindness from the green haired man. To Zoro’s delight, Sanji muttered a gentle ‘Thanks.’

He took a big gulp from his drink and let his head slumped down in misery. "I'm tired, Marimo." He admitted. "If you got anything I haven't tried yet, please don't hesitate. I'm desperate." He laughed bitterly at his own despair.

Zoro stayed silent for a moment.

What could he possibly suggest to him that he hasn’t tried yet ? Hell, even women didn’t work for the perverted cook.

A light bulb flashed brightly in his mind at the thought.

If he only tried having sex with women, then there was another option left.

"...Well..." He started.

"What ?"

"I..." Zoro took a deep breath. Best case scenario, the cook would just break his leg. "I think you should try getting laid-"

"I told you it did not work-"  

"-With a man." Zoro finished, bracing himself for an impact.  

Unexpectedly, Sanji simply turned to look at him surprised. His visible bright blue eye set on his own made his cheeks feel warm. "...That's your solution ? To sleep with another dude ?"

"I mean..." Zoro continued, encouraged by the fact that his legs were unharmed, "You'll never know if you don't try it. And…this would be completely different from sleeping with a woman… If you know what I mean."

Sanji flushed prettily at the implication and so did Zoro, who couldn’t stop his brain from picturing lewd scenes of the blond. Something he shamelessly did before, but never while standing alone with the main character of his fantasies.

Sanji looked up to the sky, contemplating the suggestion under Zoro’s expectant eye. "...Great, so now I gotta find a man I'd be willing to have sex with." He said letting out an annoyed groan.

Zoro was flaggerbasted. This is by far, a better reaction than he would have ever expected. "...Not gonna lie, Cook, I thought you would be more against sleeping with another man than that."

Sanji hesitated."...You could say that I had time to figure some things out during those two years."

Zoro’s mouth fell open.

This was it.

Sanji basically just told him he wasn’t straight.

This was too good to be true. It had to be a sign. A sign that Zoro had a chance to, at least, sleep with the cook.

Sanji threw a nervous glance at him, waiting for a reaction. Zoro, still in delighted shock, could only blurt out, "Cool." Sanji raised an eyebrow at him, but didn’t say anything further.

Zoro wanted to punch himself. He finally had the chance to shoot his shot, but the words didn’t want to come out. He bit his lips in self-reprehension ; the opportunity was served to him on a silver plate. He couldn’t fuck it up. He opened his mouth to speak but fear slammed it shut. Mentally cursing at himself, he tried a few more times but still couldn’t speak.

Sanji finally broke the silence, "My drink’s empty, I need a refill."

Upon seeing him move to leave, Zoro panicked, which finally took over the fear of being rejected.

"What about me ?"

"What, you want another drink too-"

"Would you be willing to do it with me ?" Sanji blinked, frozen. Zoro held his breath, fists clenched tight at his sides.

"...You're gay ?"

"Yeah."

Another blink.

"...And you want to have sex with me ?"

"...Yeah." His entire face was burning.

"Why ?"  

Zoro paused for a moment. “… I miss getting laid and you need to relax… Could be a win-win situation.” This wasn’t the entire truth, but he had exposed himself enough for tonight.

“...”

"I can't tell if you're being serious or ...?"  

Zoro growled out in exasperation, and, without thinking any further, grabbed Sanji by the waist, suppressed a gasp when his hands perfectly enclosed it, and put his lips on the blond’s soft ones.

A few seconds passed and two precious hands wrapped themselves around his neck to deepen the kiss. Zoro moaned in relief and in turn, pulled the cook’s body closer to him.  

He barely had time to process what was happening, that they were suddenly sprawled on the pile of pillows carpeting the balcony, taking each other's clothes off. It's been so long since he felt this horny and Sanji's mouth and touches were intoxicating. Sanji’s hands caressed each new parcel of naked skin he could reach as Zoro’s clothes kept coming off. 

Once they were both naked, Zoro took a minute to observe the man under him : everything about him was pretty, even his hard cock, and Zoro couldn’t believe his luck. He was about to have sex with Blackleg Sanji. He had no right to fuck it up. He had to be good enough to convince Sanji that this was all he needed.

Sanji shamelessly took in the sight of the green haired man’s naked body until his eyes settled on his equally hard dick. Zoro felt a tinge of pride when the blond’s visible eye widened in excitement, knowing he had been well gifted on that part.

Zoro didn’t move for a minute, observing if his size would scare Sanji off - since their conversation moments ago clearly suggested that was going to be the one taking it - but he was brusquely flipped over and straddled by the cook who mindlessly took the large member in his hand.

“Fuck !” Zoro yelped at the same time Sanji moaned when he felt its warmth on his palm.His eyes never left his cock as he stroked him, slowly. Zoro let out a sound between a growl and a whimper forcing Sanji to look at him and blush at the vulnerable state of the swordsman.

Zoro wanted to flip them over again, feeling like he was the one supposed to take care of the blond, but he almost flinched when he saw Sanji’s eyes darkened in lust. Still stroking him, Sanji leaned down to take Zoro into his mouth carefully.

“Oh fuck !” Zoro cried.

Sanji did not bother suppressing a dirty moan, expressing how much he enjoyed the taste and feeling of the first mate in his mouth, and moved to bob his head up and down.

Zoro threw his head back, moaning loudly, which encouraged Sanji to take him deeper into his mouth. He was able to take him until the head grazed his uvula and stroked the part that did not fit. He was so enthusiastic, Zoro could hardly believe this was his first time with a man.

The feeling of his hot, wet mouth was getting too much, so Zoro eventually pulled him off after some time, and flipped them over once again.  

"I need to be inside you." He breathed, harshly. There was no use in hiding his desires now. Sanji quickly nodded, still looking dizzy due to the remaining feeling of the swordsman on his tongue. His legs spread automatically, and Zoro wondered once more if he had already done this before, despite knowing the answer.

Zoro's eye darkened as he followed the movement of his long legs while his mouth salivated at the sight of his twitching cock and the brief view of his virgin entrance.

He crawled down between them, gave Sanji's aching dick a few licks and kisses, forcing the blond to groan in pleasure. He took him in his mouth, engulfing him almost entirely with a moan. Sanji threw his head back, whining, letting himself revel in the swordsman’s ministrations. Zoro could feel the unique taste of his precum inside his mouth. It made him want to taste more of the cook.

He deepthroated the blond one last time and pulled off, earning a complaining noise from Sanji. He ignored him and went lower between Sanji’s legs. He briefly sucked on his balls then went down, to kiss and bite each of Sanji’s asscheeks while gripping his prominent glutes in each hand. The cook’s skin was reddening so easily, Zoro wanted to see how redder he could make it. Well, he’ll get back to that next time, if there is one.

The swordsman spread the cheeks in his hands more and panted heavily once facing the tight pink hole. Sanji moaned and spread his legs more, understanding what Zoro might want to do.

Zoro, absolutely delighted with what he was just given permission to do, whispered "Stop me if you don't like it." before diving in.

“Ah !”

He felt absolutely filthy for enjoying it so much. Sanji was no better than him ; as soon as the skilled and warm tongue was on his rim, his hands went down to grab his short green hair and brought his head closer. Zoro altered between flicking his tongue and closing his mouth on him, humming each time Sanji tried to pull him in even more.

He stayed there for who knows how long, enjoying the taste and the sounds of the cook. He would have kept going for hours, but he had something better to do. 

He brought and rubbed his middle finger alongside his tongue on the entrance. He heard Sanji take a deep breath above him as the finger progressively slipped inside of him.

The eventuality of him fucking Sanji was getting more and more real, and the blond seemed impatient to get to it.

Once he got used to the first finger, Zoro entered a second one, circling his tongue around them while the cook kept groaning and whimpering. Zoro let himself be as noisy as the cook, rubbing his hard dick on the pillows under him to relieve some tension. 

Sanji’s body had welcomed the fingers too easily for a man who never done that before, and he was already moving his hips down to fuck himself on them. Without ever pulling his fingers out, Zoro went up again to share a filthy kiss with him.

Finally, his fingers went deeper, curled up and showed Sanji what Zoro meant when he said this would be completely different than sleeping with a woman.

" Oh ! Oh fuck !..ah- feels so good- fuck !"

Zoro smirked into his mouth, let his thick fingers hit that spot inside of him that made him tremble, and then slipped a third finger inside to prepare him a bit more for the real thing.

Fingers gripping on the back of Zoro's neck forced him to look at the blond,

"Zoro,” He panted, “I need more."

Zoro stared at him, amazed, and pulled his fingers out. He grabbed his muscular legs, squeezed them together and raised them until they rested on his shoulder. He slowly slipped his twitching dick between them, whining at how good it felt to have the legs he saw destroying enemies on nearly daily basis, enclosed around his very own cock. Sanji watched him, curly eyebrows raised, in confusion.

Zoro started to move his hip slowly, making sure Sanji could feel the slide of his dick between his thighs. "Cook... are you sure ?"

Sanji just moaned as the green haired man's dick rubbed his own each time it peaked out of his thighs."We don't have lube... I might hurt you".

"Zoro..." Sanji removed his legs from his shoulder and wrapped them around his waist with force to bring him even closer.

"Get inside me."

Zoro nodded obediently, took a hold of his sizable penis, and placed the head at the winking, wet entrance.

Sanji threw his head back and yelped when he breached him slowly with the tip, then with a few inches, while Zoro clenched his eye shut, doing his best to not come too fast. The feeling of Sanji’s insides was almost too much.

Zoro had the strength to wait a few more seconds before pulling out and slamming his entire member inside the blond who this time screamed.

"Fucking hell, cook you feel incredible..."

“Fuck ! Ah ! Move !”

The swordsman cursed and followed the cook’s order as he started to move his hips slowly yet brutally. Being so deep inside the cook felt unreal.

After getting into a consistent rhythm, Zoro gripped his hips hard and moved his own in different angles until he finally found the right one.

"Ah-!"

The pleasure left Sanji speechless, his mouth opened in a perfect ‘o’ shape. Zoro quickly got the memo, and started hitting that spot over and over again, harder and harder, moaning at the tight and warm grip of Sanji's insides.

Sanji tightly gripped him, eyes rolled up as he wailed.

After a while, Zoro was grinding into his prostate, making Sanji babble incoherently and drool onto the pillow where his head rested.

Everything felt overwhelming and still, they both wanted more.

Then, Zoro was brutally slamming into Sanji again, his pelvis almost bruising his ass with each impact. If anyone passed by the corridor leading to the balcony, there was no doubt they would hear the lewd sound of their skins slapping together and their moans and cries blending together.

After a few more thrusts, Sanji yelled as his dick violently vibrated. He squeezed Zoro hard with his thighs and arms and felt cum erupting between their interlaced bodies.

Zoro moaned tremblingly. The blond had just come, and he didn’t even touch his cock once.

He pounded into him some more, swore in a cry and came in ropes inside Sanji.

The feeling of the swordsman painting his insides must have been gladly welcomed because Sanji weakly ejaculated a second time with a broken whimper.

Zoro stayed inside of him, slumped above him, his face crushed between his neck and collarbone, panting. Sanji was panting too and squeezed the swordsman's waist a bit tighter while his arms stayed around his back.

“So ?” Zoro asked after a while, having regained his breath, “You feeling relaxed yet ?” He dared to tease him a little.

Sanji laughed shakily in disbelief. Zoro easily joined him, though his laugh had a hint of relief in it.

“You don’t know what you just got yourself into, Marimo.” He finally said. Zoro shifted to look at him curiously.“I might gonna need that on a daily basis.”

Zoro’s mouth gaped in shock. He mentally congratulated himself for doing the job and smirked. “That I can do.”

“Good… Looks like we've finally found a good use of you.” He teased.

“Bit dehumanizing, don't you think ?” He scoffed, not that he minded.

“Want to keep fucking me or not ?”

Zoro’s cock twitched and he answered by lifting Sanji up and bending him over the balcony’s railing to show him exactly how much he wanted it.

 

The cook did not lie when he said he’d need sex on a daily basis : aside from the weeks they were separated and the days where all they did was fight their enemies, they always found the time to at least do a quickie.

And now that they went from that to nothing at all, Zoro couldn’t blame Sanji for being pent up. Even he had to admit that he himself was pent up.

He missed the blond's touch and missed being able to touch him.

He missed kissing him, holding him, having him.

 

"Marimo," Zoro sat up in the bed watching the cook enter the room, "Time to eat."

He approached him with a plate full of sushi

"Nuh-uh !" He scowled when Zoro tried to reach for it, "Take your medication first."

Zoro huffed but did as he was told.

"Did you drink enough water this morning ?"

"An entire bottle, just like you and Chopper asked."

Sanji smiled briefly, pleased, "Good. Now, eat."

Zoro hurriedly shoved the first sushi in his mouth hoping his cheeks would appear less red if stuffed full.

"Brute." Sanji rolled his eyes.

Soon, the room was only filled with the sound of chewing. Zoro took brief glances in the direction of the blond who was, unsurprisingly, looking everywhere but at him.

As Zoro adjusted himself on the bed to be in a more comfortable position to eat (and observe the blond), the cover slipped off his upper body, exposing his chest and abs. A faint choking sound made him glance at Sanji again; despite trying to hide face behind his bangs, Zoro could still see how his blush had spread to his neck.

"You alright Curly ?" He already knew the answer.

"I...I'll be right back... Finish your food."

Sanji stepped out of the room in a few long strides, almost running away, and slammed the door behind him.

Zoro stared at the closed door disappointed. Though the cook’s visits were frequent, they were getting progressively shorter.

Despite that, he went back to eat while telling himself that everything will be well.

 

 

WEEK 2

 

 

“But I miss playing with you !” Luffy pouted.

“He’s just been permitted to walk again, Luffy, be patient.” Chopper said.

“For how long ?” He whined, “It’s been weeks already ! And he still can barely do anything !”

“Tell me about it…” Zoro sighed in defeat. Though he was now allowed to walk around and join his crew in the galley, it was still frustrating that his daily activities were reduced to this.

“Well, at least you’re not stuck in bed anymore ! Your di-huh, ‘injury’ , keeps getting better !” Usopp tried to cheer him up.

“Yeah, yeah. The pain’s been a bitch though…”

“Oh ?”

“Yes, but it's a good sign !” Chopper cut in, “This means the veins and nerves are getting back into place !” Franky, Usopp and Jinbei all grimaced at the image.

“Damn, that has got to be the worst thing that can happen to a bro…”

“At least it wasn't cut off. I heard this could be quite unpleasant.”

The crew looked at Robin horrified, while she just smiled and kept reading her book.

“And how is the best customer of the D holding up ?” Nami asked, a mocking smile stretching her lips. Zoro stopped himself from snickering and turned his head, alongside everyone else, towards the blond who was gathering the empty plates.

Sanji, noticing the sudden silence, looked up. His face morphed into horror, "Me ?!”

She scoffed, “Yeah, you. You know someone else who's been exploiting the damaged good ?” Sanji groaned and hid his face in embarrassment while Zoro winced at the chosen term.

“I still can’t believe you two are sleeping together !” Usopp exclaimed.

“That's very manly when you think about it.” Franky nodded proudly.

“Poor Sanji, he's been having such a hard time since the incident…” Brook said, playing a faint sad melody with his violin.

“Oh, come on, it can't be more complicated for him than it is for Zoro. He's the one with a broken dick, remember ?”

“I disagree, I think they suffer as much as each other. Just because Zoro's pain is physical and Sanji's is spiritual, it doesn't mean one is less important than the other. Zoro can't use his precious appendage while Sanji can't use his precious…. ‘ anxiolytic ’.” Robin explained, thoughtful.

“Hmm… I think I see what you mean !” Jinbei nodded.

“I don't ! How can not having sex be as bad as breaking your dick ?” Usopp frowned.

“Because Sanji's a slut now, that's all.”

“Um, hello ?! I'm literally right here ?!” Sanji finally intervened, baffled.

“So am I, you fuckers.”

“Well, answer Usopp's question then ; are you suffering as much as Zoro is ?”

“I am not suffering !”

“Sanji, you barely sleep, you're restless, you can't have sex, you're almost out of cigarettes… I'd say this comes close enough to suffering, don't you think ?” Robin had put her book down to stare at him.

“I-no, I'm fine !”

“Then why did you ask me if there's a way Zoro’s penis can heal faster, earlier ?” Chopper chimed in. Seven heads turned simultaneously to stare at him, an eyebrow raised. Zoro, for his part, had to admit he was rather impressed that the cook was desperate enough to ask that to the small doctor.

Sanji turned red but stared back defiantly. The six pairs of eyes, plus Zoro’s only eye, all squinted at him.

Sanji broke, “Okay fine ! We're both struggling, alright ?”

“But it's a bit dramatic don't you think? It's not your dick that-”

“IT IS MY DICK !”

 

“...”

“...”

 

“Slut.” Nami smirked.

“ Your dick, huh ?” Usopp deadpanned.

“Sex addiction is not cool, Bro.”

Sanji, red as a tomato, made a mortified noise, turned around and rushed to the sink with the dirty plates to busy himself under the laughter of his crewmates.

Zoro sat still, baffled. Had his dick not been broken, he would have swept the blond off his feet to ravish him. But given the situation, this worried him further regarding Sanji’s sanity.

They were not entirely wrong. The second week had been harder than the first one. Between Sanji getting more and more agitated and Zoro now being fed up with not being able to do anything but sleep and limping around, the two men were not entirely pleasant to be around right now.

“The weather is nice today, let’s enjoy it while it lasts.” Zoro thanked Robin’s intervention with a soft glance to which she smiled knowingly in return.

Soon Zoro was left alone with Sanji. The blond took a brief glance behind, and their eyes met.

“Sorry about that.” He mumbled, turning around to finish washing the dishes.

“...It’s not your fault. They’re annoying.”

“Yeah…”

Zoro felt bad. The addition of their crewmates teasing and mockery did nothing to help the state of the cook. “I…I feel like I should apologize too…” 

Sanji turned around, eyebrows high on his forehead, “Oh ?”

“If I had been more careful, they still wouldn’t know about… This .”

Sanji slowly turned around again, putting the last dishes to dry on the side of the sink. “I don't mind…” He admitted. “It’s embarrassing, yes, but…It was bound to happen eventually.”

Zoro stared at his back, stunned, his heart beating faster.

What did he mean by that ?

Sanji changed the subject before he could give it any more thought.

“Did you take your after-lunch medication ?”

“Uh, not yet, they’re in the infirmary.”

“Can you get them yourself ?”

“Yeah.” He got up and walked towards the door.

“Bring me back the empty water bottles while you’re at it.” He ordered, now lining up tall glasses on the counter to make some refreshments.

“Can I have my own drink if I do ?” He asked and smiled satisfyingly when it made the blond snicker.

“Yeah, you can. But don’t expect too much sake in it.”

“Fine by me.” Zoro smiled to himself before leaving, feeling extremely pleased. His apology had seemed to put the blond more at ease for now.  

It took him several minutes to walk to the infirmary. The ache on his crotch prevented from walking too fast, but the pleasant moment he had just spent with the cook had brightened up his mood, so he didn’t find it in himself to be bothered. Robin didn’t lie when she said the weather was nice and, after being stuck in bed for an entire week, Zoro savored every single second he spent outside.

Once in the infirmary, he did his best to hurry and gather the empty bottles and his medication. He wanted to enjoy every bit of Sanji’s equally good mood before it got replaced by another inevitable anxiety surge. He made his way back to the galley, walking a bit faster than earlier but paused once he reached the door as he recognized Sanji’s voice coming from the deck below him. He was about to call out for him to obtain his drink, but Nami cut him off.

“-oh come on, we already know you like to take it up the ass, this is nothing !”

Zoro frowned.

“Nami !” Sanji whined

“Urgh look, all you need is a dick right now, right ?”

“Well, not-”

“Right ?” She repeated louder, getting impatient.

Sanji flinched, “Yes.”

“Then listen to me and get yourself a new one !”

 

What.

 

“...What if it doesn’t work ?”

“There’re many different ones, you’ll surely find one that’ll fuck you good enough until Zoro is up and running again.”

“...”

“We’ll stay longer than originally planned if you want, so you’ll have time finding one satisfying enough.”

“...Fine.”

“Good !” Nami nodded proudly, while Robin giggled by her side.

“...I guess I really need it, huh ?”

“There’s nothing to be ashamed of, Sanji. We all have needs.” Robin reassured him.

“Yours are particularly slutty, but yeah, nothing to be ashamed of.”

“Nami !” The blond cried.

“Oh ! We could help you find-” 

Zoro pushed the door open and stomped inside the galley.

He was livid.

He dropped the bottles on the table and went to the galley’s alcohol stock. He opened a bottle of sake, shoved the medicine in his mouth and chugged it entirely.

“Fuck” He spat at himself. He felt stupid. Stupid for thinking just even once that the blond cared about him. That he saw him as something more than just a dick.

He shouldn’t be surprised Sanji was seeking someone else to replace Zoro. He only had himself to blame for that.

 

He approached Sanji that night, not the opposite.

He put the terms on what this - the thing they were doing - was going to be, not the opposite.

He told Sanji this is what he needed and proved him so, not the opposite.

He shouldn’t be surprised yet here he was. And it hurt .

 

He threw away the empty bottle of sake and slumped down on the galley’s couch, staring blankly into space.

The door opened a moment after on Sanji. He looked up at him, stoic.

The blond almost tripped on an empty water bottle which had fallen from the table when Zoro threw it dismissively. “Shit !” He cursed, almost losing balance but thanks to his agility, he stabilized himself swiftly.

Once on both of his feet, he finally noticed Zoro, making him jump in the process.“What the heck Marimo ?!”

“You asked me to bring back the bottles.” His tone was as icy as his look.

“Oh yeah, thanks… You did fast.” Zoro shrugged.

“...I suppose you want some sake ?”

Zoro shook his head, “Already got some.”

“What ? How much ?” He frowned.

“Enough.” He said pointing at the empty bottle on the ground with his chin.

“What the hell, Mosshead ?! You drank an entire bottle ?! You're on medication in case you forgot !” Sanji let his voice get louder as annoyance surged within him.

Zoro’s eye twitched.

“How can I forget ? You're constantly on my back telling me to take them.”

Sanji flinched and paused ; his annoyed expression turned into something between confusion and uncertainty. “Well, yeah. You need them to recover.”

Zoro laughed bitterly, “Yeah. Too bad for you it's taking so long, huh ?”

“What…What’s that supposed to mean ?” His voice wavered slightly.

Zoro brusquely got up and walked to Sanji until his face was close enough to his.

“It means you should go find yourself the dick your desperate ass needs so badly and leave me alone.” The more he spoke, the harsher his voice was.

“...What ?” Sanji asked, dumbfounded.

“We’re not fucking right now and we won’t be for another four weeks. I don’t need you hovering around me all the goddamn time until then.”

Sanji stood stunned and speechless before Zoro, while he kept glaring at him, his jaw clenched tight.

Eventually, Sanji’s disbelief turned into a bitter disappointment. His lips wobbled slightly and pinched themselves together.He leaned away from Zoro’s face, inhaling soundly and his curly eyebrows turned down in a scowl.

“Well then, I suggest you get the fuck out of my kitchen.” He said somberly.

Zoro held eye contact for a few more seconds before walking away, slamming the door shut behind him.

 

 

WEEK 3

 

 

The Thousand Sunny was only a few more days from the next island and the Strawhats couldn't wait to finally be able to get out of the ship.

The tension had become so thick aboard, it was almost suffocating.  

Those who had tried to ignore at first quickly gave up : the sorrow auras of culprits of the heavy ambiance were nearly unavoidable. 

Sanji had basically locked himself inside his kitchen, only getting out to call the crew when food was ready. Usually, their shared meals were the moments they looked forward the most in the day, but now, they were consumed with a speed that could rival Luffy’s and had a bitter aftertaste.

On his part, Zoro had also isolated himself from the rest of the crew. Despite obtaining the authorization to go back to sleep in his hammock, he decided to keep staying in the infirmary as much during the day as during the night.

He had not seen Sanji once since the confrontation in the galley last week. He hadn’t even stepped foot in the galley since then, so the rest of the crew had no choice but to take turns bringing him his food. If going from having sex everyday with the blond to no sex at all was hard, going from seeing him every day to not seeing him at all was a thousand times harder.  

He was hurting and there was nothing he could do about it.

His subconscious didn’t help, reminding him that, deep down inside, he was well aware of the risks he was taking when he offered casual sex to the man he had been infatuated with since their meeting. 

He knew this could either end with their already complicated relationship completely ruined or with him being hurt because the feelings he developed couldn’t be returned. Tough luck for him, he got both scenarios.

On one hand, he felt stupid knowing he could have at least avoided being heartbroken : if he had controlled his emotions better, he wouldn’t have said the things he said to the cook and he would still be graced by his presence. 
But on the other hand, every time he started to feel bad and considered apologizing, Nami and Sanji’s conversation echoed through his mind.

There was no way he could go past that. Whether he apologized or not, whether Sanji eventually came back to him or vice versa, Zoro couldn’t see himself going back to fucking Sanji after what he heard.

Yes, he missed the cook deeply, but still, he had his pride and self-esteem ; he knew better than getting as low as crawling back to someone who didn’t even see him as a person.

Everything was over. He had to make peace with that. No matter how much he longed for Sanji or how that night in Wano left an undying hope deep inside his heart.

Thankfully, his recovery was going well enough he could do something better than moping around all day : he could now walk without limping like a one-hundred-year-old grandpa and busied himself with low impact training.
His dick barely hurt anymore : it was aching uncomfortably most of the time but at least he slept better at night. Also, the fact that he was upset with Sanji kept him from forming any horny thoughts inside his head, so there was at least one good thing coming out of this.

He was just finishing a series of sit ups when Chopper barged in. Instead of bringing him his food like he expected him to do, the little reindeer ran to his desk, frantically looking into his drawers.

“Chopper ? What’s wrong ?

“Emergency !” He cried in his pitch voice, “There it is !” He sighed triumphantly holding up a tube of cream, “Gotta go ! Bye !”

He rushed through the door, leaving it open to Zoro’s dismay. He groaned, getting up from the floor where he was exercising but, to his surprise, Nami stopped him from closing back the door. She was holding a plate.

“Didn’t you bring me lunch yesterday ?”

Nami barely reacted to his more than unpleasant tone, stepping inside to set the trail on Chopper’s desk

“Chopper’s busy in case you didn’t notice. I’m not doing that out of kindness.”

Zoro rolled his eyes and finally set them on the plate ; they were having pastas for the second day in a row. “Shitty cook is lacking inspiration these days or what ?” He couldn’t help but pester.

“You’re such a jerk.” Nami hissed. Zoro shrugged and sat to eat. “...But yeah, he’s been feeling down since last week and it’s not getting better.”

Zoro scoffed, “Yeah that’s what happens when you need to get fucked to have a good day. Don’t worry, he’ll be back to normal in a few days.” 

This was unnecessarily mean, but he decided to ignore the unpleasant squeeze of his heart and to blame this on his hurt feelings, as pathetic as this could seem.

“What ?” The navigator said between her clenched teeth.

“We’ll reach the next island in three days, right ? So, he’ll finally be able to get fucked. Then he’ll do his fancy dishes again and he’ll stop thirsting after my dick. A win for everybody.” He finished, taking a mouthful of his plate.

“...Is that what you told him ?” She asked after a moment - her voice was low, so full of disdain it made Zoro swallow painfully all the food he stuffed into his mouth.

He turned on the chair and looked at her. Her face was severe yet cold. “What ?” He asked in a small voice.

“You told him to go get fucked so he could leave you alone ?”

Her brows furrowed more with each word pronounced.

“I…Kind of ?”

“So that’s why- What the fuck is wrong with you ?! Why would you even say that ?!”

“Why are you even surprised ?!” He raised his voice, fed up. Yes he basically said that, but only because he heard her suggesting to the blond to go sleep with someone else - suggestion to which Sanji agreed. So why did she look so pissed ?

“I-,” She cut herself off to take a second to exhale sharply. “I’m gonna go, before I do something I might regret.”

She forcefully took the trail from Zoro, not caring in the slightest he wasn’t finished, which earned her an undignified noise from the swordsman. As she stomped towards the door, she turned to him one last time.

“I knew you were stupid, but not to the point where you could be a complete heartless bastard…I really expected better from you, Zoro.”

With that she left Zoro alone, speechless and still hungry.  

 

___

 

 

The next day, Zoro was sitting on the infirmary's bed sulking. Again. The encounter with Nami yesterday pissed him off so much, he hadn't stopped frowning since then.

He considered Nami and himself to be close. He almost saw her as a sister after being part of the crew for so long : they bickered and annoyed each other but also, on rare occasions, confided in one another, talking about things they would never speak about again.

So her taking the cook’s side, who almost never missed a chance to annoy her, without asking him his side of the story and treating him like he was the bad guy was upsetting - as if he wasn't upset enough already.

And he was tired of being upset. His bad mood was starting to drain him and, worse, it drew his crewmates away from him, which he understood completely.

Luckily for him, his captain, who was too good for this world, decided to keep him company after noticing he hadn't stepped out of the room since yesterday.

“Zoroooo, spot pouting !” Luffy whined, slumping on his side.

“I'm not pouting.”

“You are ! I can see your face, you know.”

Zoro tried to shrug him off with his shoulder, “Just go Luff, I'm sure Chopper will want to play with you.”

“I'm not leaving you ! You've stayed alone long enough ! Plus, Chopper's busy treating Sanji’s hand.”

Zoro whipped his head so fast, it bumped into Luffy's. “His hand ?”

“Yeah, he burned himself yesterday…” Luffy said in a low voice.

Zoro tried hard, so hard to remain nonchalant, but the image of the cook hurting his hand came to slap him mentally.The blond's top priority, aside from feeding others and worshipping women, was to protect his precious hands. Him burning his very own treasures while doing what he loves the most was a clear indicator of how unwell he must be.

Zoro almost raised his fist to punch himself in the face. Why did he have to care so much about the cook when the said cook treated him so poorly ?

“...Stupid eyebrows can't cook properly anymore ?” He forced himself to say.

Luffy simply looked at him, unimpressed.

“Zoro… You don’t have to pretend you’re not worried about Sanji.”

The swordsman groaned, annoyed at how well his captain knew him.

“I'm… Trying not to be…” He admitted slowly, giving up on lying to Luffy.

“Why ?” Luffy cocked his head.

“It's complicated, Captain.” He sighed.

“I don't think it is.” Luffy had shifted from his position to crawl down before him and observe him with his big eyes.

“You two just need to talk more.”

Zoro shook his head, “I don't want to.”

“But Zoro-”

“Luffy, I can't, alright ?” He interrupted, frustrated, “I need…” His throat felt tight, and an uncomfortable clench loomed around his heart. “I need to be alone for now, alright ?” 

He swallowed his saliva with difficulty and rubbed his functioning eye which was starting to burn.“Just let it go, Luffy.”

He saw Luffy’s face shift to show a faint sadness, as if he just had a taste of what he was feeling right now.

“But, you're my crewmates ! I have to look out for you. I can't let you and Sanji be sad and not do anything to help !”

“ I'm sad. He's not.” Zoro wanted to say, as he felt his frustration coming back again. Instead, he took a moment before speaking again, not wanting to snap at his Captain who cared so deeply about him. “I'll be fine, I promise… I just need to be alone until then… Until I forget about how I feel.”

“...How you feel about Sanji.” He finished for him.

“...Yeah.”

“But I thought you felt the same ?”

Zoro snorted bitterly.

“No, we don't. We really don't...”

“How can you be so sure when you don't talk to him ?” The young man squinted at him.

“Luffy. We don't want the same thing. That's it, that cannot be helped or forced. This is how it is sometimes. Just let it go… Please.” He exhaled tiredly. His sadness was truly draining the energy from his body.

Luffy opened his mouth, but didn't add anything. He got up and wrapped his arms around Zoro’s head.

Zoro, who was more touch starved than he thought, wrapped an arm around his captain to hug him back and let his head rest on his stomach. His eye was burning again, and his mouth was stuck into a pout, but he didn't cry. He just let his body accept and deal with the sorrow while staying in Luffy's comforting embrace.

 

___ 

 

Two days later, the Thousand Sunny finally reached the Island.

“Land ho !” Usopp cried excitedly immediately followed by the thrilled exclamations of the crew.

“Finally !” Luffy yelled.

Zoro, woken up by the commotion, stepped out of the infirmary to join his crewmates at the railing. 

The Island looked rather small, but it seemed populated enough for the crew to explore and run their errands. Zoro let a small smirk reach his lips ; finally, he'll be able to get out of the ship and clear his head for a bit.

As soon as the ship was docked at the Island’s port, Luffy jumped out of the ship. “Can't you at least wait for us ?!” Nami scowled but Luffy was already running away laughing.

“I'll go get him.” Zoro volunteered. He didn't even take a step when an angered reindeer jumped in his face.

“Absolutely not !”

“What ?”

“You're staying here !” Chopper pointed at his face.

“I am !?”

“You're too fragile to go out !” 

Zoro violently turned his head towards Usopp and Brook who were about to laugh at him before turning back to the doctor. “Chopper, I've been walking properly for days now.”

“That's not it. We know you Zoro. And Luffy  ! You two will find a way to get into a fight when that's the last thing you need right now !”

He heard the crew approving noises and pursed his lips, blowing out air from his nose sharply. Chopper was right : he'll definitely find a way to get into a fight if he gets out. Especially if we consider all the anger and frustration he has accumulated these last two weeks.

“Fine. I guess I'll stay to watch the ship then.” He muttered. Chopper smiled triumphantly and rushed to Usopp to go visit the island together.

Zoro observed his crew dejectedly as they left hurriedly. Then Sanji came into his view, and he tried to remain as stoic as possible.

The blond looked exhausted : he hadn't spoken to anyone since earlier and kept looking down at his feet.

“Weird.” Zoro expected him to be way more excited than the rest of the crew about the new island. 

Then, Nami came to his side to wrap her arms around him, as if to comfort him, and Sanji, to his utter surprise, simply smiled down at her instead of dying of a nosebleed. She smiled back and grabbed his arm to drag him along with her. They were followed close by Robin, who casted a glance at Zoro before getting out the ship.

Zoro stared in confusion at the empty space where they stood a moment ago.

 

“...you'll surely find one that fucks you good enough until Zoro is up and running again !"

 

Right .

They finally arrived at an island. Sanji could finally find someone to replace Zoro.

He quietly sighed, shoulders slumping down as he did, and dragged his feet to the galley, hoping to find some sake after days without drinking.

 

___

 

“Zoro ! We're back !” 

2oro jolted awake, disoriented. He was sprawled on the floor of the galley and was holding an empty bottle of sake in each hand. Right . He fell - literally - asleep after chugging them down. How long was he going to be that pathetic ?

He hurriedly got up, threw away the bottles and opened the galley’s door only to be crushed by Luffy’s tight embrace.“You're going to suffocate him, Luffy.” Robin giggled behind them.

“Zoro ! I missed you !” Luffy tightened his arms once more around him before climbing down, grinning widely.

Zoro was holding himself up by the door, regaining his breath.

“You were gone for just a few hours…” He said between pants.

“I know but still ! We had a great time ! Even Sanji has stopped pouting !”

Zoro grimaced, “Great. So he had the fun he was so desperate for.” He said with disdain.

Nami, who was moving past him, stopped to frown at him. “Why do you keep saying that shit ?”

Zoro frowned at her in turn, “Well did he or did he not ?”

“You're a fucking idiot.”

“We all had fun !” Luffy interrupted, ignoring the tense exchange. “Right guys ?” He asked, turning to the crew who were joining them inside the galley.

“It was a super Island ! And a super day ! And a super fight ! You would have loved it, Zoro-bro !” Franky cheered, carrying a new pack of bottles of coke.

“Good for you all…” Zoro said dismissively.

“It was so fun, Zoro !”

“I believe you, Luffy.” Zoro rolled his eye, wishing they would stop rubbing it in his face.

“Especially when Sanji killed the guy who broke your dick !”

 

What...?

 

“Tell him Sanji ! It was so cool !” The green haired man looked in the same direction as his captain, where Sanji had arrived to join everyone else in the room.

Zoro immediately noticed the blood on his clothes. There were a few drops of the bottom of his blue shirt whereas the bottom of his black pants and his dress shoes were drenched in a dark red.

Zoro gaped. “...You what ?” He asked dumbly, addressing the cook for the first time in two weeks. Sanji looked back at him, startled.

When he didn't answer immediately, Luffy decided to take over.

“Okay so, Sanji forced me to stay with him to buy his cooking stuff after he shopped with Nami and Robin because he didn't want me to get in trouble, but then, when we were about to meet everyone again and leave, a bunch of marines passed by us ! And they were talking about you ! The guy who shot you was like ‘Yeah I'm so strong, I vanquished Roronoa Zoro, I shot the guy in the dick and it broke, I'm so cool ! ’” He said, inflating his chest and lowering his tone to mock the marine, which earned him the ushered giggles of his crew.

“And then Sanji was furious ! Like, he burst into flames ! He was like ‘It was you ?!’ and he kicked the guy in the head so hard it went flying away ! And then he kicked and burned all the other marines who laughed ! I didn't even have time to join in, but it was so cool to watch ! Oh, and the island people gave us free stuff because, turns out, the marines had been bothering them for weeks ! How cool is that ?!” 

And just like that, for the first time in weeks, Zoro felt his dick twitch in interest.

He kept glancing between Luffy and Sanji, mouth still gaping, as the younger pursued his story, trying to reenact the battle. Zoro didn't know what the hottest thing was between the cook being covered in his enemies' blood and him killing someone for Zoro. But alongside that arousal, Zoro was conflicted.

What did that mean ?

Zoro spoke before he could connect his tongue to his brain.

 

“You killed that guy just for my dick ?”

 

The silence that followed was deafening.

Sanji stared at him, speechless. Then, progressively, his eyebrows furrowed, and his dumbfounded expression became one of fury.

“Out.” He gritted out. 

The dark look in his eyes made Zoro shivered. The swordsman gulped and started walking out but Sanji groaned exasperated, “Not you .”

Zoro gulped once more. He might have deserved the potential ass kicking he was about to receive.

The crew didn't even question their cook and made their way out in silence, except for Nami who muttered a, “Fucking finally.”

As soon as everyone was out, Sanji slammed the door shut.

“What the fuck ?”

Zoro blinked.“ You what the fuck ?”

“No, you what the fuck ?!” The blond man yelled.

“First, you basically tell me to get fucked and leave you alone out of nowhere, then you have the audacity to tell Nami that I'm in a bad mood because I’m not getting fucked and now you think I go around killing people because of a dick ?!” His voice resonated inside the galley. “Is this really how you see me ? You think that I'm what, a brainless nympho ?!”

He took a deep breath and pointed his finger right in Zoro's face.

“You know what I'm done sulking because of a heartless piece of shit like you ! I won't let you speak to me or about me like that anymore ! You don't get to treat me like this ! You don't get to treat me like I'm not even a human being !”

Zoro saw red.

“What the fuck are on about ?!” He yelled back. “You're the one who treat me like I'm not a fucking human being ! Like I'm just a fucking sextoy to you !”

“What ?!”

“You had a fucking mental breakdown when you heard my dick was broken ! You only checked on me to see if ‘your precious dick’, as you called it, was getting better !”

Sanji’s face wasn't furious anymore, but astonished.

“Zoro, that's not-”

“I heard you with the girls !”

“What ?!” He repeated helplessly.

“You agreed to find another dick to fuck you until mine was, and I quote, ‘up and running again’ !” Zoro's voice wavered slightly, overwhelmed.

“So don't you dare tell me I'm heartless when you’re no better than me !”

He was panting when he was done. Both looked at each other with wide eyes, except Sanji was stunned while Zoro was seething.

“...Zoro… I was never going to sleep with someone else.” Sanji said calmly.

“Cook, I heard you-”

“We were not talking about that !”

“Then what were you talking about, huh ?”

Sanji took a moment again to gather himself. He hesitated a bit, before speaking again. “Nami was not telling me to sleep with someone else…. She was telling me to buy a… dildo.”

“…What ?” Zoro’s eyebrows went up.

“She wanted to take me to a sex shop so I could find a… Distraction.” Sanji was looking down at his feet, blushing slightly.

 “A distraction.” Zoro repeated dumbly.

“I felt awful because you were hurt and I wasn't even able to control my emotions.” Sanji stared, still avoiding his eye. “I was pent up, and I was starting to be snappy and annoying and so I couldn't stay around you too much because I didn't want my frustration to affect you…. I wanted to be able to help you with your recovery without being a burden.”

The cook's bottom lip quivered a bit. “But you… Well, after that night in Wano… I thought we were going somewhere, together. But then you said those things to me… You told me to stop hovering, to leave you alone. To find someone else. And I thought I had read things wrong… That you didn't want me around if we weren't having sex.” He finished in a whisper.

Zoro was frozen as he took in what he just heard.

“Oh… Oh fuck.”

“Yeah…”

Silence.

Zoro rubbed his face and took several respirations.

“I was… So hurt.” He admitted.

“Zoro…” Sanji took a step closer, looking at him with a devastated expression.

“I… When I heard you talk with Nami… I really thought I meant nothing to you. And… With how you reacted when the diagnosis came in and how you barely stayed around me…It only made it worse… I really thought… this was nothing to you.” He said, gesturing between them.

“That, that night in Wano meant nothing. That I had been hopeful for nothing. That this would never be more than just sex to help you feel better.”

“…Marimo… I've not been doing better because of the sex. I've been doing better because it's you .” He admitted, taking one more step, his visible blue eye showed nothing but sincerity.

Zoro shook his head slightly, still dumbfounded. This had just been a huge misunderstanding.

“Fuck…. I was awful to you.” He whispered, remorseful. “I never meant those things, Cook. I was hurt and sad and angry and I hurt you back when I never wanted to. I'm sorry. I really am.” He lowered his head, ashamed.

“...It's not your fault… I overreacted that day… I'm sorry. I never wanted you to think that you meant nothing to me. It's the complete opposite, actually.” Sanji said, sounding as apologetic as he did. 

Zoro looked up at him. Sanji’s blue eyes were so sincere, Zoro wanted to slam his head into the wall for ever thinking the blond could be selfish and heartless. 

He took a step closer, determined. “I meant what I said that night.”

Sanji blinked.

“I meant it when I said I don't want you to leave me again. I meant every word, every touch, everything. I didn't fuck you that night. I made love to you.” He confessed and Sanji gasped quietly. His cheeks took a pretty shade of pink, and his eyes lit up.

Finally, his lips curved themselves upward.

“I meant it too when I told you to never let me go again, Zoro... And I killed that guy, because I couldn't stand that he hurt you and prided himself in that. I killed him because I thought he ruined everything between us.”

Zoro felt his eye sting. All the hurt, the anger, had been for nothing. They could have been having this weeks ago.

Zoro scoffed softly. “… Luffy was right. We really need to talk more.”

Sanji laughed and Zoro's heart sang.

“Yeah. We really do… I missed you.” He murmured.

“I missed you too.” Zoro said quietly, a relieved smile forming on his face.

He grabbed Sanji’s hands and slowly brought him closer until their chests met. Sanji exhaled shakingly as soon as their skins touched.

“Don't let me go for real this time.” He warned, his voice wavering.

“I won't.” Zoro nodded fiercely.

Sanji let go of Zoro's hands to place his own on his cheeks, caressing them gently with his thumbs.

The two pirates leaned in at the same time to kiss each other softly, both unable to stop smiling into the kiss, hearts feeling light knowing that they were getting somewhere together, after all.

 

 

WEEK 4

 

 

Gone was the tensed, heavy air on the ship, the usually warm and cozy ambiance was back on the Thousand Sunny and the Strawhats couldn't be happier about it. Especially since the two causes of the previously dark ambiance were not sulking on their own anymore. 

In fact, it was the complete opposite.

Sanji was finishing making breakfast, whistling a soft melody, when Zoro came into the galley. The swordsman was up early but he didn't feel tired in the slightest - how could he when he knew what awaited him ?

He stepped close to the cook and didn't hesitate to wrap his hands around his small waist. His heart was already jumping out of his chest when he felt Sanji leaning back into him.

“ ‘Morning, pretty cook.”

The blond turned the stove off and turned into his embrace, smiling brightly when he was facing him.“Good morning, Mossy.” 

 Zoro tilted his head slightly down to kiss his cook. Sanji cupped the back of his neck and deepened the kiss.  

 “Whatcha’ making ?” He murmured against the blond’s sweet lips.

 “Pancakes and scrambled eggs. You hungry ?” He punctuated each word with a peck, watching adoringly as a goofy smile made his way onto Zoro's lips as he nodded.

“Good. But take your medication first ; I put them on the table with a glass of water.” Zoro sighed happily : how much had he wanted the cook to take care of him when he was bedridden ? 

He thanked him and gave him one more kiss. Sanji gave him a kiss back and went back to preparing each plate. Zoro obediently took his medication while he observed the cook fondly, as the rest of the crew emerged and joined him at the table, waiting for Sanji to feed them.

“I'm so hungry !” Luffy yawned.

“It's ready Luffy, just let me bring the plates.” Sanji simply answered before executing himself, moving smoothly towards them. The smile on his face had never left.

“Someone is in a good mood…” Robin giggled.

“Had been for the past four days…” Nami completed teasingly.

“Yay ! Pancakes ! Thanks Sanji !” Chopper cheered.

“No problem !” He answered, sitting down next to Zoro, who immediately settled his hand on his strong thigh.

Sanji put his hand on his, “I made your pancakes less sugary and made you more eggs for the proteins.”

“Thanks, Cook.” Zoro grinned and swiftly attached his lips to his.

“Look at them.” Nami whispered to Usopp,”How on earth have I never noticed how gone they are for each other ?” 

“They're almost worse than before. They never get tired of kissing or what ?” Usopp whispered back, watching as Zoro raised Sanji's hand to his lips to plant a soothing kiss on the spot where he burned himself last week, asking a soft Does it still hurt ? while Sanji answered by shaking his head with a beautiful smile and hearts in his blue eyes. “Maybe they'll be less clingy once they'll be able to fuck again ?”  

 “Oi !” Zoro barked at them, “We can hear you, you know ?”  

 “And so, what ? You got something to say ?” Nami barked back defiantly. 

“Oh you witch- ow !”

“Don't call her that.”

“Why are you taking their side ?”

“I'll always take Nami-chérie's side. However, if I hear you open your mouth about us once more, Usopp, I'll break your nose.” He said calmly, making Usopp squeak.

“Hmmm…Hot.” Zoro smirked and focused back to his plate.

“Goddamnit Zoro, we're eating !” Nami whined.

“I like that you two are a thing for real now ! That'll make you a thousand times stronger on the battlefield !” Luffy grinned.

“You do make a nice couple. A powerful one, too.” Jinbei nodded and most of the crew agreed with him. Sanji blushed under the attention while Zoro had a smug expression. 

 “Yeah, and just wait until my dick is back in the gam-ow !”  

 “You asked for it.” Sanji snarled at him blushing furiously under the laughter of their crew.

 

___

 

Zoro was cuddled up with Sanji by the crow's nest windows, observing the clear night sky. He hadn't felt this relaxed for an awful long time.

The last few days have felt like heaven : finally , he was with Sanji for real. He still couldn’t get over the fact that he could kiss him and hold him as much as he wanted now. He was so happy, he didn't even bother to hide his affection in front of the crew : who would have thought he'd be the type to enjoy public displays of affection ?

He would have said that everything was perfect, but one thing was still missing. He felt Sanji shifted in his hold and heard him grunt uneasily. “What's wrong, Curly ?”

“Nothing… Don't worry Marimo.”

“Curly.”

Sanji sighed and shifted once again to face Zoro.

“It's- urgh… I'm so glad we get to be like this now - it really helps but… I'm still… you know…” He grimaced slightly.

“Ah… right.” Zoro nodded. 

Sex was the thing that was missing.

Screw everything he might have thought before ; being this close to the cook but not being able to go beyond kissing was definitely the hardest thing ever. Mostly since his dick was almost healed now. Even though he hadn't tried to get hard again yet, he could feel arousal and he sadly couldn't do anything about it.

He couldn't imagine how difficult it must be for Sanji. Though the blond assured him that it wasn't only the sex that made him feel better, Zoro knew that he still needed it badly. After all, Sanji still very much had a functioning dick and libido. Plus a functioning sex-addicted anxiety.

An idea popped into Zoro's mind with the thought. “I can help you.”

Sanji shook his head immediately, “You're still recovering.”

“Still, I can help you. I have hands. And a mouth.”

That made Sanji blush. “You… that won't bother you ?” He asked slowly.

“Of course it won't. I like pleasuring you.”

Sanji's breath stuttered at the bluntness. “…You'll get hard.”

“Yeah, I will.”

“But you can't !” Sanji scolded.

“Yes, I can. It's been four weeks, and Law said getting hard is good. As long as I don't do anything else.”

“Oh right….He did say that.” Sanji stayed quiet for a minute, thinking. He bit his lower lip nervously and looked at Zoro. “So… You got something in mind ?”

“…I could help you jack off.”

Something flashed in the blond man's eyes.

“Yeah ?” He asked in a tone that told Zoro everything he needed to know.

“I could also finger you.” The first mate murmured, his hands moving to caress his lower back.

“Fuck.” Sanji breathed, his arms looping around his shoulders.

“I could suck you off while I do it.” Zoro leaned close to Sanji's face, their lips almost touching. “Or I could eat you out. It's been so long since I had a taste of you.”

“Fuck, Zoro…” Sanji moaned.

“Tell me what you need to feel better baby, I'll give it to you.”

“Fuck. Undress me. Now.”

Zoro crushed his lips to his and followed the order, starting with his pants while Sanji unbuttoned his shirt. Once they were off, Zoro lifted Sanji in his arms and carried him to one of the mats. He laid him down, took his underwear off and licked his lips. 

“Fuck, I missed seeing you naked.” His eye ran over the cook’s body while his hands explored it.

“Marimo, please.” Sanji panted.

“You're that desperate, huh ?”

Sanji looked deep into his eye and bit his lower lip before smirking. His eyes had a mischievous glint in them. “Yeah.” He murmured suavely.

“Fuck.” Zoro suddenly felt burning hot.

“How could I not be ? It's been weeks since I had your huge cock inside of me.” He spread his muscular legs to expose himself more to the swordsman.

“Shit.” Zoro cursed, taking his robe off as the heat within him became unbearable. His dick kept twitching in his pants.

“I tried to jack off.” Sanji continued, “To finger myself… It was never enough.”

“Wait until I get my dick back.” Zoro gritted out.

“I have been waiting. And the wait is hard. So hard.” Sanji smirked, moving his hands to his aching dick.

Zoro watched with wide eyes, panting. “Want me to show you how hard it was for me ?”

Zoro didn't even need to think. “Yes.” He breathed out. He leaned down to lick at Sanji’s neck while gripping his glutes. “Show me.”

“Fuck… Want me to show you how I finger myself ?”

“Holy fuck, yes.” He pulled back, only to lean down once again, this time to reach the cook's mouth.

Sanji whined into the languid kiss, letting go of his cock to caress the swordsman's pecs.

“Get me the lube.” He whispered. Zoro almost jumped into action and hurried to the corner of the room where the lube was hidden in a drawer.

He came back to the handsome blond in a few seconds and handed it to him.

Sanji quickly squirted some on his fingers and pressed two to his entrance, making them moan at the same time. He started to move his fingers in and out, holding Zoro's gaze, and Zoro felt his dick coming back to life.

“Look at you.” Zoro kneeled between his spread legs. “Can't believe you had never done that before our first night together.”

Sanji panted and smiled wickedly.“Ah- I did finger myself before that…Sometimes…”

Zoro gulped. “You did ?”

Sanji entered his fingers deeper within himself. “During those two years - fuck -  I told you I learned some - ah - things about myself…”

Zoro cursed under his breath and gripped Sanji under his thighs, pushing them to his shoulders to have a better view of the man fingering himself.

“I think…” Sanji continued, between pants, “I was already thinking about you back then… I just didn't realize it yet.”

His fingers were moving faster, wet, squelching noises resonated in the room. Zoro's hard dick was bulging in his pants now.

“Shit. I knew your hole opened to me too easily that night. You were fucking yourself on my fingers and my tongue like a pro.”

Sanji was moaning louder and louder. “Love your fingers... Ah fuck ! They're so thick... So rough…”

“You want them ?”

Sanji nodded furiously and Zoro pounced on him. He took his fingers out, earning a yelp from the cook, and held both of his wrists in one hand to put them above his head. Without waiting any further, he shoved two fingers inside the lubed-up entrance.

“Oh fuck !” Sanji threw his head back.

“Fuck ! I missed feeling you like this.” Zoro moaned, rubbing and spreading his fingers inside the tight, wet heat. Sanji was so tight and hot around his fingers, he couldn't wait to have him back on his dick.

He pulled them out and thrust them back in fast and hard. Sanji was nearly screaming now. He began to undulate his hips to fuck himself back on them.

Zoro was biting and kissing the blond's neck, savoring the salty taste of his sweaty skin.He pulled out completely to add a third finger, pursuing the brutal pace. Sanji yelled as felt his hole stretching even more but didn’t stop moving his hips in time with Zoro's digits.

The swordsman thrusted into him a few more times before plugging his fingers deep inside Sanji and curling them to aim at his prostate. It didn't take long for Sanji to wail once his sweet spot was stimulated. Zoro pulled away from his neck to watch his face : with his red cheeks and the tears dripping down his face, he looked ethereal.

Sanji, between his screams, managed to open his teary eyes and gasped when he saw the bulge in his partner's pants. “Zoro…” He whined.

“What is it, cook ?” He asked, never once stopping his movements.

“Wanna see it…. Let it out…” Zoro followed the blond's gaze to his bulging pants.

“You want to see my dick ?” He panted and Sanji sucked in a breath, nodding.

Zoro let go of his wrists to push his pants and underwear down.He moaned in relief once his dick was released from the tightness of his clothes.

The large member was standing tall and twitching under the gaze of the desperate blond.

Sanji gasped and went back to fucking himself on his fingers, intensly staring at it.

“Fuck… I can't wait to feel it again.”

“Me neither.” Zoro panted and let Sanji use his fingers in awe.

The blond movements were erratic, and his breath kept stuttering. His dick was leaking and bouncing each time he lowered himself on the digits.

Zoro, unable to resist, grasped it into his free hand and stroked him fast. Sanji's entire body convulsed as he finally came hard in a broken scream.

Zoro thrusted his fingers a few more times and kept stroking him to milk the cum out the blond's cock, who could only gasp and shiver, overstimulated.

He stopped his movement at once and lowered his body onto Sanji's, wincing when his hard dick bumped into the cook's softening one.

Sanji was panting heavily, his eyes closed, a satisfied smile on his face. He gripped Zoro's face to bring their lips together.

“Will you be alright ?” He asked, still breathless.

“I will be, don't worry.” Zoro whispered into his mouth. “I'm glad I can do that for you.”

And he meant it. Handling two more weeks of not relieving himself was going to be easy if the blond offered him this spectacle every night.

“Let me clean you up.” He kissed him a few more times before getting up to fetch a towel.

“You're too good to me.” Sanji murmured as the swordsman came back to him. 

“I could tell you the same thing.” Zoro softly smiled down at him. Sanji giggled quietly and opened his arms in invitation when Zoro tossed the towel aside.

He looked well rested, his eyes tired but looking at him so fondly. His messy blond hair was glowing under the moonlight, the skin of his neck was decorated with hickeys and his lips were red from all the kissing and biting and, oh , Zoro realized he doesn't only have feelings for Sanji ; he's in love with him. 

He had been since the beginning. 

And by the way Sanji was staring at him, Zoro believed Sanji might be in love with him too.  

 He picked up his robe from the floor and threw it over their naked forms as he joined Sanji in a warm embrace. Sanji sighed contently, gently threading his fingers through Zoro's green hair. Zoro peppering his collarbone with kisses, ran his hands over his waist and hips.

“Thank you for tonight…” Sanji planted a kiss on his head.

“Thanks for the show.” He replied, grinning when he felt Sanji’s chest rumbling with giggles.

Yeah, waiting two weeks won't be an issue if that was how every night ended until then.

“Sit on my face tomorrow.”

The blond laughed breathlessly.

“You're shameless.”

 

 

WEEK 5

 

 

They were one week away from the much-awaited doctor’s clearance and the new couple were still unable to keep their hands off each other. 

They nearly spent their entire days attached to the hip and spent every night together, either busy making Sanji come, or cuddling and making out in the same hammock. Sometimes, they were doing both.

As much as their time together was much appreciated, they did not help in the slightest to make the wait more bearable. In fact, it only made them more desperate.

Unexpectedly (or not), Zoro found himself being the one struggling the most. After all, he was forbidden to come or to even graze his cock, making it impossible to at least relieve some pressure each time he got hard getting Sanji off.

Zoro had started to think it must be karma for basically calling Sanji a slut when they had their argument three weeks ago. And, as if Sanji associated himself with Zoro's bad karma, the blond didn't miss a chance to tease him and taunt him, knowing damn well this would always lead to him having yet another wonderful orgasm while Zoro was stuck to watch, hard.

Not that Zoro was complaining ; he loved that the blond was now comfortable and confident enough to seek him out and tell him exactly how he wanted him to fulfill his insatiable needs, but it truly didn't help his case.

“Chopper, are you sure I can't be cleared out yet ? I'm feeling great ! I don't feel any pain or discomfort anymore.” Zoro implored the small doctor.

“I'm sorry but I can't, Zoro. It’s only a few more days ! You didn't come so far to ruin everything now !” Zoro groaned in misery.

“Hang in there Zoro !” Usopp gave him two thumbs up.

“Yeah, yeah…”

“If that makes you feel better, I can start building an extra room so you two can have your super night in private, Zoro-bro !”

“Uh, I… don't know about that. But thanks ?”

“Alright ! Just let me know if you change your mind bro !” 

“A spare room wouldn't be a bad idea, Zoro. You two are a couple now, and one of the keys to a healthy relationship is privacy.” Jinbei said wisely. 

Zoro paused. A room of their own indeed wouldn't be too bad but it would make things between them too official. Zoro wasn't sure if the blond was ready for that yet. “I'll talk to him about it…”

“Please do. Because of you two, nobody can access the crow’s nest anymore ! I'm tired of taking my watch outside !”

“We clean up every time !”

“I don't care ! I don't want to walk on sperm residue !” Nami gagged.

“You might be sitting on some right now, witch.” He smirked.

“I-What ?!”

“Marimo, are you bothering Nami-chérie again ?” Sanji asked with a raised eyebrow, as he arrived with some cocktails.

“Me ? Never.” Sanji rolled his eyes at him and gave everyone their drinks.

“Your man is disgusting, Sanji.” Nami grimaced as she took her glass.

“I'm working on changing that, Nami-chérie.”

“Hey !”

“Shut up and drink that.” He said, shoving a glass in his hands. Zoro grumbled, but did as he was told, humming as the taste of sake hit his tongue.

“Good right ? I mixed it with cranberries and other stuff that are good for you.” Sanji smiled, getting close to him. Zoro nodded, satisfied, and pulled the cook closer to him by the small of his back. 

Sanji took advantage of their proximity to align his mouth to his ear. “Are you busy after that ?”

Zoro shivered at the sultry tone. He put his drink aside and grabbed Sanji to pull him aside, farther from the others.

“Could you maybe… Wait until tomorrow ?”

“What ? Why ?” Sanji pouted and Zoro resisted the urge to kiss it away.

“My fingers are getting sore. And my tongue feels numb.” He admitted quietly.

“...Alright, you can blame me for your fingers but not for your tongue. You basically begged me to sit on your face three times in a row yesterday, so that's on you.” Sanji crossed his arms on his chest, still pouting.

“Yeah, fuck, it was so hot.” Zoro blurted out, remembering how Sanji had wailed for hours as Zoro held him steady above his face and made the blond man ride his tongue until he almost suffocated under him. Sanji pinched his nose and woke him up from his reverie.

“Focus Marimo, we need to find another way.”

Zoro scoffed, “You know, you could also have some sympathy for your boyfriend and wait until next week with him.”

“My boyfriend wouldn't need sympathy if he had not let a stupid marine shoot him in the dick.”

That shut Zoro up. Sanji didn't say anything else for a moment, thinking.

His eyes widened suddenly. His cheeks took on that rosy tint Zoro loved so much and his mouth twitched upward briefly. “What is it ?”

“...Remember the whole dildo thing ?” He asked carefully, staring deep into Zoro's grey eye.

“Yeah ?...”

“...”

Zoro smiled in disbelief. “You actually bought one ?”

Sanji nodded, biting his lip.“Why didn't you tell me sooner ?”

“Well, let's say I had a conflicted ‘relationship’ with it... After all, it's partially its fault we had that misunderstanding, darling.” Zoro hummed, getting the cook's point of view.

“So… I could watch you inaugurate it.” He said eagerly. Sanji smirked and wrapped his arms around the swordsman.

“I had something better in mind.” He said, leaning towards his ear to whisper something.

Zoro gasped and pulled back to look at him shocked, as his face became beet red. When Sanji just kept smirking at him, Zoro unwrapped the arms around himself, grabbed him by the waist and threw him on shoulder, running towards the crow’s nest.

They were so engrossed in each other that they didn't even notice their crewmates watching the entire interaction. Nami and Usopp were disgusted yet relieved they at least didn't hear their conversation while Franky and Robin were giggling.

“Maybe you should play a song. A loud one.” Jinbei suggested to Brook.

“Yohohoho ! My pleasure !”

 

___

 

Zoro didn't know if Sanji was a genius, a pervert or a bit of both. Either way, he was glad to be the first to witness his twisted ideas. 

The first mate was lying down, dick standing tall and untouched, as Sanji was straddling him, riding him. No. Riding his dildo.

The blond man had the wonderful idea to place the dildo right on his lower abs so he could pretend he was fucking himself on his dick. Sanji supported himself on his chest as he rode it while Zoro gripped his thighs so hard he was probably going to leave bruises on them.

The cook had been impaling himself hard and fast for the past ten minutes and Zoro was torn between continuing to watch the wonderful view and fainting due to how much his cock was throbbing,  begging for attention. 

“Fuck, Marimo-ah ! It's so good…” Sanji groaned loudly, grinding roughly into his sweet spot.

“Fuck, cook… You're killing me.” Zoro breathed. His cock twitched every time Sanji lowered himself on the fake dick.

Sanji suddenly stopped, and Zoro thought for a moment that he had exhausted himself. However, the blond simply lifted himself until the sextoy was out of him, turned around, offering Zoro the sight of his red, swollen hole and positioned himself above the dildo once again.

“Oh shit…” Zoro exhaled just as Sanji violently shoved himself down the dildo. Zoro could see everything from that angle and, fuck, his dick was leaking so much precum now, he might cum untouched from just the sight..

“Fuck Zoro… I want you inside me so bad. Your dick is so big, so thick. I need it.”

Zoro looked up and saw that Sanji's head was slightly angled down.

Shit , Sanji was staring at his cock while he fucked himself on a fake dick.

“Fuck !.. Only a few more days baby...” He said between his teeth, doing everything in his power to resist the urge of flipping the blonde over to shove his cock inside of him.

“Yeah - ah fuck ! I need to cum.” He whimpered, brutally slamming his hips down.

Zoro gripped his ass to prevent him from lifting himself and proceeded to lift his lower back so he could fuck the dildo back into him. Sanji screamed, surprised and almost fell forward, holding himself up with Zoro's thighs. Zoro kept going until he saw Sanji's hole tighten and heard him shout with his head thrown back.

Sanji let himself fall backwards to be caught by Zoro, who pulled his limp form at his side. Zoro observed his panting red face in awe, while holding him close. 

When Sanji finally came down from his high, he turned to look at Zoro.

“...I can't wait for next week.”

“Tell me about it.”

 

 

WEEK 6

 

 

“Are you sure ?”

“Yes.”

“For real ?”

“Yes, Zoro.” The small doctor insisted.

“Fuck yeah !” Zoro jumped from the infirmary bed and rushed outside.

Behind the door, his cook was pacing around, waiting for the verdict. He stopped at once when he saw him.

“I'm cleared.”

“You are ?”

“I am !”

“Fuck yeah !” Sanji jumped into his arms and Zoro held him tight while they kissed eagerly.

“Let's go ?” Zoro grinned after they pulled apart. Sanji nodded excitedly and grabbed him by the hand. 

Together, they hurried to get out of this ship.

They had planned everything : Zoro had generously paid Nami so she could make sure they reached an island before they hit the sixth week mark while Sanji, as soon as they docked there, found a hotel to stay the whole day and the whole night. Nami had been kind enough to accept half of the price the swordsman was offering because she too, couldn't wait for them to finally fuck.

So here they were, giggling and running hand in hand towards their hotel. Zoro let Sanji lead the way, not wanting to risk losing even a second of that wonderful day by getting them lost.

They arrived in no time. Sanji announced his name to the hotel staff, and they were immediately led to their booked room.

The door shut, leaving them alone in the big hotel room, which had a king-sized bed, a love seat and a big bathroom with a large bathtub in it.

Sanji locked the door, turned to glance at Zoro, blue eyes almost dark with desire and Zoro grabbed him to give him an open-mouthed kiss. Sanji returned it with the same passion, wrapping his arms around the swordsman's strong shoulder to leave no space between them.

Surprisingly, neither made a move to rush what they were doing despite how long they had been waiting for it.

They rubbed against each other, both already hard under their pants - probably had been since Zoro was out of the infirmary - and moaned into their kiss. Slowly, Sanji pushed them towards the bed and Zoro let himself fall into it as soon as he felt his legs bump into the mattress.

Sanji straddled him, grinding his erection into his while his hands were busy taking both of their clothes off. Zoro would have helped, but he was too focused on gripping Sanji's clothed ass and helping them grind together. After all this time, his cock was finally getting attention.

Once Sanji had them both shirtless, he shifted to kneel before Zoro who sat up quickly. Two precious hands darted out to undo his pants. Zoro lifted his butt to help him do so, holding eye contact with the blonde as he finally pulled them off.

Zoro panted when his dick hit the cold air of the room. Sanji moaned as he stared at the long and thick member.

“Need you in my mouth…” He opened his mouth wide, and Zoro cursed. He took his cock in his hand, groaning at the touch and guided it to the cook's mouth.

Sanji extended his tongue, inviting Zoro to bring his dick closer. When he proceeded to rub his twitching tip on the wet tongue, he choked out a noise between a whine and a whimper. Sanji moaned in relish, tasting the swordsman again after so long. He replaced Zoro's hand with his and shoved the hard cock leaking into his mouth.

“Shit !” Zoro’s hands shot up to place themselves on the blond's bobbing head. Sanji was eagerly swirling his tongue around the cock dripping with precum, savoring the presence of the swordsman in his mouth.

Zoro let him pleasure him for a moment, head thrown back as he relished feeling the warm and talented mouth of the blond man again. 

He thrust once more into the welcoming mouth and pulled out ; as much as he enjoyed coming into Sanji's wet cavern, he wanted to have his first release deep inside his ass.

Sanji didn't protest when he did and got up to straddle him again. Zoro held him firmly against him as they exchanged a wet kiss, tongues entangled together.

Zoro flipped their position so he could lay his partner onto the silky sheets and shift between his spread legs. He gently bit his neck before kissing the skin and making his way down the pliant body under him.

Sanji was panting as he felt the swordsman's lips descend on his body and gripped his shoulders to ground himself. Zoro slowly licked on the tip of his hard dick and ran his tongue down the hard appendage until he reached his balls and took them into his mouth, sucking.

“Fuck !” Sanji grunted, now holding onto the first mate’s head.

Zoro pulled his mouth away and stuck his tongue out again, this time to lick his asscheeks. Sanji spread his legs more and lifted them to give Zoro more space, so he could eat him out.

The green haired man pulled the round cheeks apart and growled : the blond's entrance was glistening with lube. 

“Did you touch yourself this morning, baby ?” He rubbed his index on the pink hole that was winking at him.

“Hmm yes… Wanted to be ready for you…” Sanji whined and arched his back when Zoro licked into him without warning.

“You're perfect…” The swordsman grunted between licks.

He stayed there, swirling his tongue inside the clenching, velvety insides until Sanji was trembling and gasping. 

He pulled away and went back up to join their mouths into a filthy kiss. One of Sanji's hands placed itself on his cheek while the other went down to grip his ass to pull him down against him. Their cocks touched and they grinded against each other, breathing louder and tremblingly.

“Zoro…” Sanji begged.

“Shit… Let me get the lube…”

Sanji stopped him from moving by wrapping his strong legs around him.

“I want to feel you stretching me.” He said, looking deep into Zoro's eye.

Zoro moaned, nodding obediently and pulled back to grasp his dick in his hand. He jerked it a few times, smearing precum all over it and lowered it to Sanji's hole.

Zoro stopped breathing when his tip kissed the rim. He rubbed it there and moaned when the entrance twitched in response, so willing to welcome him.

And then, finally, after six long weeks, Zoro pushed inside.

A simultaneous gasp escaped their lips. Sanji had never felt tighter and Zoro bigger.

The swordsman pushed in until he was halfway in, and he almost wanted to sob upon feeling the blond's tight and velvety insides again.

This almost felt like coming home. Like Sanji's insides were pulling his cock in to trap him within them. He pulled back and thrusted his entire dick inside in one go.

“Fuck !”

“Ah- yes !”

The green haired man looked down at Sanji and saw how tears were dripping down his cheeks and how his eyes were rolled back. He exhaled and moved his pelvis in slow thrusts, raising his hand to wipe the tears on Sanji's rosy cheeks.

Sanji opened his eyes and gave Zoro a small smile between his whines and gasped. 

Zoro whimpered brokenly as he felt his heart ache. The cook was so beautiful, he could hardly believe he had him all for himself.

He settled into a regular rhythm, leaned close to Sanji's face to hold eye contact. Sanji placed his hands on his neck to encourage him to come even closer. Soon they were panting into each other's mouth and staring into each other without blinking once.

“Zoro… I missed this so much…”

Zoro nodded, out of breath. He kept his rhythm slow yet hard as he shifted slightly to angle his hips better. Even after weeks without fucking him, Zoro could still easily find his way within Sanji’s insides to hit his sweet spot with precision.

Zoro groaned and leaned down to support himself on his elbows. He dropped his head onto the cook's sweaty collarbone and panted into it. “Fuck… You're so tight… I missed you so much.”

Sanji's grip on his neck and dick tightened and his pace stuttered. It was too much. He felt like he was about to implode.

He had never heard himself moaning so loudly. He felt too good. He wanted to stay inside Sanji forever.

He lifted his head from Sanji's collarbone to kiss him, his pace now erratic.

“Fuck…I missed - ah - missed being inside you so much - fuck - I’m gonna cum !”

“Inside…” Sanji whimpered into his mouth, “Come inside me.”

“Fuck…”

“Come on… I missed feeling you cum inside me so bad…” Sanji said in one breath, bringing his forehead to Zoro’s.

“Fuck !” He cursed, giving the cook a harsh thrust into his prostate.

Sanji wailed as he started to convulse, his insides tightening like a vice around Zoro, as he came between their chests. 

Zoro couldn't hold it in anymore. He pounded into Sanji one, two, three more times and threw his head back.

“Fuck, Sanji ! I love you !"

He moaned as he pushed his cock deep one last time and came so hard inside of him, he almost blacked out. His arms collapsed and he slumped onto Sanji's heaving chest, still coming, filling the blond with so cum it was dripping around him.

After regaining his senses, he realized he was probably crushing the blond under his weight. He tried to move but was prevented from doing so with two muscular thighs holding him in place.

Zoro pulled back to look at Sanji questioningly and was met with two baffled sapphire eyes.  “Are you alright ? Did I hurt you ?” Zoro panicked and tried once again to move but Sanji forcefully grabbed his face and smashed his lips onto his.

“Did you mean that ?” He whispered as he pulled back.

Zoro, astonished, raised an eyebrow. “Huh ?”

“You said that you love me.” He continued, now sounding unsure.

Zoro paused and he remembered how he orgasmed and confessed at the same time two minutes ago. “Oh…I did.”

“And did you mean that ?” Sanji repeated, his eyebrows furrowing slightly.

His expression was between something sacred and hopeful and Zoro, always so blunt, raised an eyebrow confused.

“Sanji,” The blond startled at the mention of his name. “I've been in love with you for years. Didn't you know that by now ?”

Sanji blushed furiously, “Well- I had doubts but- wait for years  ?”

“Why did you even have doubts ? We've been dating for three weeks. I call you my boyfriend.”

“Not everyone who's dating and calling each other boyfriends are in love !”

“Well that's stupid.”

“You're stupid.”

“You're stupid. I told you I made love to you that night in Wano. I couldn't have been clearer.”

Sanji opened his mouth but closed it, flushing even more. He looked away embarrassed. 

“I wasn't sure you knew what you were saying.” He said in a small voice and Zoro remembered how mean Sanji's own brain could be to him. 

He pressed his lips to his to kiss his pout away.

“Sanji, I know what I'm saying. I made love to you that night and I made love to you just now. And if it only had been up to me, I would have been making love to you since that first night.”

Sanji glanced back at him and finally allowed his lips to form a small smile. Zoro smiled back at him and kissed him some more.

“I love you too, Zoro.” He murmured and Zoro smiled even wider. Could this day get any better ?

He had been pretty sure Sanji felt approximately the same way as he did since they made up, but hearing him actually say it for the first time filled him with so much happiness, he almost wanted to go out and scream for the whole world to hear that Blackleg Sanji loved him too.

“I think… I have since our first night together…” Sanji continued, matching Zoro's wide grin when he saw his eyebrow touch his hairline.

“Fuck… We could have been doing that for months…” Zoro grimaced as he remembered all the time he spent desperately hoping their situationship would become something more and painfully repressing his feelings.

But then he heard Sanji laugh, and just like that, he forgot what he was thinking about. 

The blond kissed him sweetly, “Don't worry, we'll make up for the lost time.” They kissed some more until they were out of breath and their lips were swollen.

“… So, can I let Franky build that extra room for us now ?”

“Didn't even know that was on the table but, yeah of course.” He laughed again, peppering the swordsman's face with kisses.

“Nice… Can't wait to break our bed.”

“Yeah, yeah, now let me ride you so we can break that bed first.” He smirked, flipping their position.

“Suit yourself.” Zoro smirked, already panting, and settled himself more comfortably on the bed as Sanji readjusted himself on his cock.

Sanji didn't waste any more time to fuck himself on Zoro like his life depended on it.

“Fuck, you're so deep.” He whined, roughly impaling himself.

“Shit…much better than your dildo, huh ?” Zoro asked, panting.

“So much better- ah !” He moaned, throwing his head back as he targeted his prostate with each thrust. Zoro took a hold of one thigh with one hand and of his aching dick with the other and helped him lift and lower himself on his cock.

“Fuck- come one baby… Make us come.” He begged, stroking him.

“Hm yes ! I- yes !” He impaled himself deep and undulated his hips so Zoro's thick member could stimulate every single of the nerves inside of him. One more nudge to his prostate and Sanji came, Zoro following short, the hole around him too tight to not to.

“Fuck…” Sanji moaned, letting himself fall onto Zoro, who held him close right after.

“How much more orgasms have you got in you ?” The blond asked, still panting.

The swordsman scoffed, “A lot… You tired ?”

Sanji sat up on his lap, “Hell no.” He smirked and Zoro gave him a feral grin and sat up, grabbing him by the back of his thighs and carried him to the wall.

The rest of the day and most of the night were spent with Zoro almost never pulling out of Sanji.

After Zoro held Sanji up and fucked him against the wall, making the blond come two times in a row because of how much he appreciated Zoro's strength, Sanji fell onto his knees and took his hard cock dripping with cum into his mouth. He let Zoro face fucked him until the first mate pushed deep into his throat and made him swallow his cum.

He then forced the first mate to sit on the love seat, so he could regain some energy a bit while Sanji blew him for a third time, bobbing his head so enthusiastically he was almost fucking his own face on the everlasting hard cock, until he greedily swallowed his load once more.

For the fourth round, Sanji had walked to the bed and had put himself on all fourth, presenting his gaping, dripping hole to Zoro who almost tripped on himself to ram his cock inside of him. His pelvis was hitting Sanji so hard, his asscheeks had become red. This time Zoro had pulled out to ejaculate on his entrance instead of inside and had taken a minute to observe the obscene quantity of cum dripping out of it until Sanji decided to grasp his dick and fuck himself back onto it until they both came.

At some point, Sanji, and even Zoro, felt dirty and decided to make good use of the bathroom, where they first took a bath, whispering sweet nothings to each other, before Sanji straddled Zoro to ride him once again, adding another load to the cum inside of him he hadn't even bothered to clean out.

For the final round, Zoro had Sanji folded in two as he hammered into him so hard the bed was creaking dangerously and banging into the wall. Sanji was screaming so loud, there was no doubt the entire hotel could hear him. Zoro had held onto the headboard until it broke and had pounded into Sanji with so much force, the footboard’s legs collapsed.

Sanji ultimately passed out during his last orgasm, moaning a barely audible I love you.

He had a blissed-out expression on his unconscious face and Zoro could only smile tiredly and observe his lover, admirative of so much beauty. He kissed him on the forehead, murmured I love you, and threw the covers above them, allowing himself to get a good night of sleep with his lover and his fully recovered dick.

 

___ 

 

The next day, the Strawhats were enjoying the nice weather on the Thousand Sunny's deck.

“You think they'll ever come back ?” Usopp teased.

“Wanna bet on when, if they do?” Nami smirked.

“Of course they'll come back ! I can't become pirate king without them !” Luffy cried, alarmed.

“They're just joking, Captain.” Robin smiled. 

“I'm not.” Nami muttered.

“Sanji ! Zoro !” Luffy yelled, relieved, when he saw his first mate and cook arriving. The two harbored goofy smiles on their faces and were holding hands, never letting go of each other as they joined the crew.

“How was your stay, bros ?” The couple exchanged a glance and grinned back at Franky.

“Well, we'll need to send the hotel money for breaking the bed.” Zoro smiled proudly. Sanji rolled his eyes but didn't stop smiling.

“And a gift to compensate for the traumatisms we caused them.…” The blond ended up adding. If the crew noticed his hoarse voice, they didn't comment on it.

“Fuck's sake, you two are ruining me mentally and financially.”

“Ah, to be young and in love…” Brook sighed dreamingly as he grabbed his violin to play a soft melody.

Zoro and Sanji just smiled at each other sweetly ; one arm wrapped around each other.

“…You're not going to deny that ?” Usopp blinked.

They blinked back at him.

“What's there to deny ?” Sanji smirked.

“Why ? He's right, we’re young and in love.” Zoro said as if it was obvious.

“Aw…” Robin giggled.

“I knew that already !” Luffy announced, smug.

“Super ! I'll build you that extra room !”

“Thanks Franky.” Sanji smiled. He leaned in to peck Zoro on the cheek, “I'm gonna prepare lunch.”

“Yay !” Luffy yelled.

“Need help ?” Zoro found himself asking. Sanji turned around surprised but quickly recovered, extending his hand for Zoro to take and went together to the galley.

“Don't fuck where we eat !” Nami yelled, desperate.

“Alright, I gotta admit it ; they look cute together. I think I ship them.” Usopp confessed, dejectedly.

 

___

 

At the end of that day, the two men found themselves tangled together in the crow’s nest, naked and out of breath after another session of intense love making.

For a moment, they stayed quiet, except for the sound of their respirations trying to find a normal rhythm again, basking in each other's presence.

Sanji had his head on Zoro's chest drawing invisible patterns on the tanned skin, while the swordsman caressed his back staring at the ceiling.

Zoro was still in awe of how much and how fast things had changed over the last few weeks. Going from being miserable and heartbroken to being giddy with love and in a happy relationship with the man who was, with no doubt, the love of his life, was by far one of his best victories.

Sanji laughing quietly pulled him out of his thoughts. 

“What is it ?” He could barely control the fondness in his voice when he was addressing his lover now.

“I just realized.... We might have never gotten to this point if you hadn't broken your dick.”

Zoro laughed in turn, his hand tightening around Sanji's waist.

“Shit, you're right... May the marine you decapitated rest in peace I guess.”

Sanji giggled some more, “Yeah, I guess.”

“...”

“...”

“...But don't break your dick ever again though, I'm serious.” His tone indicated that he was serious indeed, but Zoro only smirked.

“What if you're the one who breaks it ?”

The cook abruptly pushed himself up to look at Zoro.

“How would I even do that ?”

“...By riding it too hard, I don't know.”

“That can happen ?!”

“…Wanna find out ?”

“Oh my - you're such an idiot of course I don't- why would you even tell me that ?! Great ! Now I'll be too scared to ride it again, you moron-”

Zoro watched his lover ranting with a goofy smile.

“I love you.”

Sanji stopped, stared, and turned beet red.

“...Fuck you ! You cannot tell me that after telling me I might br-”

Zoro never stopped smiling as he pushed himself up and shut his lover up with a kiss.

 

 

 

Notes:

If asked, I could be persuaded into writing a second part where Sanji actually breaks Zoro's dick lol

Anyway, the is the longest fic I have ever written and, honestly, I'm pretty much satisfied with the result !

English is not my first language, so I'll take any feedbacks that could improve my writing :)

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