Bunny paradise

by PurvisParkersgirliepop

Summary:

Mafioso dreamed about being in a paradise filled with bunnies after a rough day, but his goons are trying to make him the happiest Robloxian ever

Chapter 1: After a unsuccessful hunt

Summary:

The goons are discussing about tomorrow while Mafioso is just resting

It was a dark and rainy day, the air was cold and tense. The mafia was roaming the streets of Robloxia. Mafioso walked to his mansion after trying to look for Chance to pay his debt in an instant, but it was no success. His four goons walked behind him with their heads down in shame and drenched from the cold rain.

“Sorry boss, we’ve tried our best to get the guy.” Contractee said, looking at the boss with eyes written with sorrow and his face wet from his hat.

“It’s okay, Contractee. Really. Next time will be better.” Mafioso responded in a deep and raspy voice. He and his four goons stood by the door of the mansion, he let them inside and headed to his office. His four goons were sitting near the fireplace and they looked at each other.

“Can’t believe we’ve made boss disappointed, you know how much he wanted that gambler dead.” Said Consigliere, putting his top hat down and shivering. He looked at Contractee, who’s basically new in the mafia, and told him about how Chance hasn’t paid the boss’ debts for months now and how he promised to pay him but he never did. Caporegime was holding a small box with two holes on each side in his cold and wet hands and putted it on the table. Soldier took a little peek of what’s in the box but Caporegime hit him on the head.

“This is a special gift for the boss, Soldier!” Caporegime shouted in a more threatening tone.

“Oh come one, copain!” Soldier retorted and sat down with his arms crossed and pouting, the cold getting to him. Contractee got curious and asks Caporegime what’s inside the box that is so important for Mafioso, Caporegime replied that it’s a bunny that he’d adopted from the pet store downtown. The bunny in the box peeked through the holes and it looks cute. Caporegime opened the lid and gave it a little treat from his pocket, the pudgy bunny ate the treat happily and made a squeaking noise. He gave it some head pats before closing the lid back on.

“Boss’ birthday is coming up tomorrow, we shall make him the happiest man alive.” Consigliere explained to the other goons, “Since Caporegime has now a gift for him. What shall we do?”

Contractee suggested that he’ll bake a cake for Mafioso, a classic birthday deed. Consigliere thought of bringing Chance to the mansion, Soldier thought of cooking a special breakfast for Mafioso and Caporegime already had a gift but thought of other gifts. The four goons brainstormed with wonderful ideas and suggestions that one of them wrote the ideas in a notebook.

“Any other ideas?” Contractee asked.

“I should bring Eunoia to discuss with us too.” Consigliere replied, knowing that the mafia business is ruled by her. Soldier started to sneeze profusely, which startled the three men unexpectedly.

“Excusez-moi, mes copains.” Soldier said, shivering from the cold and tired.

“Tjonge, jongen..should I give you a warm bath?” Consigliere asked while lifting him up, he turned to Caporegime and Contractee and told them to discuss further as he headed upstairs. Caporegime rummaged through his notes to search for Eunoia’s phone number and commanded Contractee to dial it on the telephone, he did what was asked and waited for a responds, he even lifted his headphones out of the way to hear it more clearly. After waiting for a few seconds he heard a beeping sound along with a soft and feminine voice and the name ‘Princess Eunoia”.

”Give me the phone, Alessio. I’ll handle this.”

Caporegime took the horn of the telephone off of Contractee’s hands and starts talking.

 

The conversation went on like this:

“Hey it’s me, Stefan, the Caporegime.”

“What do you want O_o”

“We need to have a discussion about tomorrow, boss will become 57 year old.”

“OOOOOHHH! A birthday party discussion? ^_^”

“Haha… yes.”

“Meet me at my palace with the other members :3”

“See you soon, Eunoia.”

“BYEEE XD”

 

Caporegime hung the phone with a chuckle. Eunoia is silly, he thinks to himself, she’s just silly.

 

In the office

Mafioso was sitting on his chair behind his desk while smoking a cigar in his mouth, rethinking of his life choices and thinking about the debts Chance forgot to pay him the last five months. He suddenly heard the door creaking open and jolted from his seat.

“Hey boss, do you mind that we use your bathroom for a bit?” Consigliere asked while Soldier is resting in his arms.

“Use the other bathroom with the golden door decorated with flower murals and a golden door handle, mine is the with the same door but with rabbit murals and silver accents.”

Consigliere thanked Mafioso for the information and headed to the bathroom with the flower murals. He laid Soldier gently on the chair and prepared the bath for him, warm water with some foam and he checked if the water is the right temperature. Soldier still felt cold and thanks him for the kind gesture. He then asked him if he can look away for a second while he takes off his clothes to enter the bath. Consigliere looked away while Soldier stripped himself bare, he heard a faint splashing sound and he turned to see Soldier sitting comfortably in the bath tub. Consigliere started to chuckle as he watched Soldier shimmy his lanky and healthy figure under the foam like it’s a comfortable cloud. The way he smiles, closes his eyes and how he does the little wiggle amuses Consigliere in an adorable manner. He hanged up his wet clothes on the clothing rack to let them dry out and heard Soldier calling out his name.

 

“Hey, Seppe. I want to tell you something.” Soldier murmured at him while washing himself.

“What is it, Jean-Paul?” Consigliere answered. Soldier looked away from him and he seems unsure about what he wanted to say, but he’s scared how he would react to it. He looked up at Consigliere.

“Do you think that boss will be appreciated with the effort we put in to make his birthday the best day he ever experienced?”

“Why do you ask? He will be proud of us, he knows that we always make sure that our clients pay the debt in time, he also does stuff for us. He is a man to be respected and honored.”

Consigliere sat on the edge of the tub and watched as Soldier sulked and seemed to be…crying.

“He told me that I didn’t do the job good enough and that I should take another one…” Soldier confessed, his voice cracking a little, “I accidentally killed a man last week despite him paying the debt in time, boss had to collect the money back and almost got arrested. He got really mad at me..”

consigliere’s eyes softened as he heard the confession, he patted him on the shoulder and said his condolences.

“I’m sorry for what happened to you, you deserved better..” Consigliere said with a hint of sympathy in his voice. Soldier bursted into tears and sobbed really hard, the pain in his heart had taken a toll on him. Being a nice guy and yelled at for a mistake was not something he would receive from all the hard work he had done. Consigliere comforted him and kissed him on the forehead, wiping off the tears from his face.

“You know, you’ve been a great man. You’ve cooked the best dishes, made the best jokes ever, hell even you’ve been called “special boy” by boss from how loyal you are with him.”

Soldier smiled softly and turned a bit red.

“Thank you…copain..” he whispered lovely. Consigliere stood up and decided to leave him alone for a while to change, five minutes passed and Soldier stepped out of the bathroom with his clothes all dry and ready to go. Consigliere and Soldier walked downstairs and they see that Contractee and Caporegime were already standing at the door.

“Eunoia said that we’ll be meeting her at her palace.” Caporegime said to Soldier and Consigliere, “we need to go.”

The four goons stepped out of the mansion and hop into the car to drive to Eunoia’s palace.

Chapter 2: The dream

Summary:

Mafioso is in a dream where everything is bunny

Mafioso stood up from his chair and looked at the grandfather clock. 22:00.

“I really should go to bed.” He said to himself while rubbing on the back of his head. He headed to the living room to check on his goons but they are nowhere to be seen, he noticed a note on the table that said this:

 

‘Hey boss, we have to go to get some business done. See you soon.

Sincerely Seppe(Consigliere), Stefan(Caporegime), Jean-Paul(Soldier) and Alessio(Contractee)

 

“Their great at this job, their good boys.” Mafioso said to himself happily as he put the note back down at the table. He returned to his bedroom, changed his clothes to his bunny themed negligée(it’s like a nightdress), put on his robe, brushed his teeth and went straight to bed. He felt in a deep slumber, his eyes closed and his old man snoring can be heard loud and clear across entire Robloxia.

 

Sleeping…

Mafioso wakes up in a grassy area surrounded by trees, dandelions and daisies. He is confused by his surroundings and feels quite embarrassed because he is just sitting there on the ground wearing the type of pajamas women usually wear. Mafioso walks around the forest until he encounters a small chubby white bunny, he picks up the bunny and it meeps at him. It starts licking his face which makes him chuckle. Then all of the sudden more bunnies start to show up, they start snuggling his legs which causes a ticklish reaction from him. Mafioso starts laughing as the bunnies climb on his, losing his balance and falling on the ground. He is surrounded by bunnies in all shapes and sizes and colors, it is like a dream come true, well it is a dream. He suddenly hears a voice calling out his name and a path appears out of nowhere, leading to the classic Happy Home in Robloxia area of Roblox. There it shows up more bunnies, ten times more bunnies than in the forest.

The bunnies all run towards Mafioso and smother him with their adorableness and fluffiness. Bunnies jumping on his head, bunnies jumping on his shoulders, the bunnies are having a good time drowning him with their cutest little movements. He sees some lights in the distance and walks to it, there is a show going on and he sees even more bunnies. The bunnies look at him with an ear deafening silence. The four yellow bunnies on the stage seem to resemble his four goons. One is wearing a white top hat just like Consigliere, the second one is wearing sunglasses just like Caporegime, the third one wearing a black ushanka just like Soldier and the last one wearing a military cap with headphones just like Contractee. The four bunnies start jumping in a rapid speed of pure happiness and the other bunnies make way for them to jump at Mafioso. Mafioso can’t handle it anymore and starts hugging the four bunnies in return, giving them little kisses on their foreheads and cheeks like their plushies. The bunnies surround him like it’s some kind of painting and snuggle with him along. The sounds of their meeping intensifies as they snuggle along the big and strong fat man they see as their ‘king’. Mafioso walks around the area with the bunnies following him and the four yellow bunnies snuggling on his shoulders, he thinks of checking the house.
As he enters the house, there are more bunnies than outside. One in particular is a big chonky bunny with yellow fur on his head and neck fluff with most of his body being black and is wearing a fedora that covered his eyes and half of his face, sitting on a chair looking at Mafioso menacingly.

“He’s just like me…” mumbled Mafioso under his breath. The four yellow bunnies jump off his shoulders and run to the big bunny, seemingly their boss. They’re discussing about something that he doesn’t understand, it’s mostly squeaking and meeping. Meep! Meep! Meep! Then the boss bunny and its four bunny goons look at him like they saw a fox. The boss bunny squeaks for him to come over, and so he does. When Mafioso gets close to the boss bunny, it jumps on him and starts purring very loudly, clawing on his silky negligée like a spider trying to climb on a slippery wall tile in a bathroom. The boss bunny is now sitting comfortably between Mafioso’s warm and soft pectoral muscles, its pudgy body squishing itself into a loaf like dough rising from a tray in the oven. Mafioso chuckles as he gives the bunny head pats and the other bunnies snuggle along. His fate has been decided.

Notes:

This chapter is inspired by ‘Gubby World’ in Roblox and that one clip where Mafioso is surrounded by bunnies. They’re just so cute and silly :3 I also realized that there is a game called ‘bunny paradise’ and it’s super duper cute. Highly recommend playing, seeing Forsaken cosplayers are always fun

Chapter 3: Discussion with Eunoia

Summary:

Consigliere, Caporegime, Soldier and Contractee arrived at the palace to have a discussion with Eunoia

22:30 at the Frozen World not far away from Robloxia, where the four goons arrived at the Royal Palace in their boss’ 200k robux black limousine. When they walked to the door, Eunoia’s butler opened the door for them. Eunoia was standing there in the middle of the stairs in her baby blue nightdress with snowflakes on and she ran so fast towards them with a smile on her face. She greeted the four of them with a handshake and a hug depending on the person, but when it’s with Caporegime, things are different. Caporegime kneeled down and gives Eunoia a kiss on her hand, making her giggle with a slight robotic rasp in her voice. Soldier and Contractee looked at each other with open mouths and surprised faces while Consigliere shrugged his shoulders.

“So, about our discussion.” Contractee said to the princess.

“Come this way, guys X3” Eunoia laughed and gestures the four men to follow her to the dining room. The dining room is beautifully decorated in white and blue representing winter, the table and chairs are all made of glass and clothed with the most elegant silk known to Robloxia. The butler showed up with tea, coffee and cakes and putted them on the table, making sure that it’s perfectly lying on their respective places. Caporegime was looking at the princess with love in his eyes while Consigliere was enjoying his tea with his slice of cake and there was Contractee and Soldier devouring the rest of the cake like vultures. Eunoia was very appreciated by the two young men’s hunger since they always enjoy the sugary aftertaste from the frosting, putting her hard work into the most important part of bonding with her friends.

 

“Stefan, you said that it’s Mafioso’s birthday tomorrow O.o” Eunoia questioned Caporegime with curiosity in her tone. Caporegime affirmed it and gave her a list of things that needed to be done: making a cake, special breakfast, kidnapping Chance, the bunny(Gubby), Elliot bringing the pizza and so many other ideas.

“I forgot to add about the bunny themed gifts for him.” Contractee added up.

“Thank you, Alessio ^_^” Eunoia responded with a squeaking sound, giving him a headpat as a reward. Soldier asked the other goons what they would do first, Consigliere said that he had already done the groceries this afternoon which is perfect for the breakfast idea and that he made a small keychain for Mafioso. He picked up the keychain from his pocket and showed it to them, it is a regular keychain ring but there is a well sculpted clay bunny(the ones you see in Frozen Soul(Dream Game)) on the chain. Caporegime nodded with a smile while Soldier was shaking from how well done it is, Contractee gave it a thumbs up.

“Now you said it, I also have a bunny themed gift for Mafioso!” Eunoia chimed in, she pulled out a large bag with hundreds of tiny bunny plushies and a “Happy Birthday” card she made herself with a cute bunny on the front.

“Holy moly, boss will be in HEAVEN when he sees this!” Soldier shouted in astonishment.

“Sì… I got him a bunny doorstopper thing.” Contractee implied, holding a ceramic bunny shaped doorstopper. A muffled squeaking sound could be heard from an unknown location, the goons and the princess looked at each other with a confused look. Just as Caporegime tried to say something, the pudgy white bunny from before poked its head out of his vest and jumped on the table knocking over his cup of coffee due to its body mass. Its mischievous face shined the already dark atmosphere in the dining room. Eunoia started squealing from excitement and kicked her legs in a rapid motion, thinking that the bunny is too cute to be there.

“What’s its name •.•” the princess asked.

“Oh, we haven’t gave it a name yet but the shopkeeper called him ‘Gubby’, quite a peculiar name for a rabbit.” Caporegime explained. Soldier laughed at the name and called it ‘ridiculous’, which angered him.

“HOU JE BAKKES, KUTKIND!!!!! GE ZIJT ECHT IRRITANT VANDOAG…” shouted Caporegime loudly at the young man with the ushanka, his Flemish accent rolling down his throat like a meat grinder, to the point Gubby jumped out of the table and landed on him in fear. Eunoia jolted from her seat and screamed like the character from Vib-Ribbon. Consigliere stared at Caporegime with a mad face while Contractee and Soldier were sitting there frozen like statues, Gubby gnawed on Caporegime’s vest as a gesture that it wanted a treat.

“Je had het beter niet gedaan, Stefan.” Consigliere whispered to Caporegime angrily.

“My dearest apologies, your highness, m-my dear.” Caporegime apologized, feeling ashamed of his recent outburst. Eunoia forgave him and insisted that she would read the ideas further, she asked Soldier if he had a gift for Mafioso.

“Oh I uhmm… I don’t really have a gift for Mafioso..” Soldier explained shyly.

“It’s okay, you can have that painting with bunnies and pretend that its yours, I paid an artist to do that.” Eunoia chimed in, giving the painting to him. Everyone in the dining room had a singular gift relating to bunnies for Mafioso, now they had to discuss the next suggestion: kidnapping Chance.

 

“How do we kidnap the gambler? We have no idea about his whereabouts and the only thing we know about him is that he and the boss owned a casino together and that he owes him an insane amount of money.” Soldier explained with the photo of the casino and Chance in his hands.

Consigliere agreed and said that they should just go to the casino to find Chance and kidnap him, but they need to be careful not to get the attention of the other gamblers in the casino.

“We have to shakedown that bastard if its the last thing we do for boss, he hasn’t paid the debts for five months.” Consigliere chimed in. The four goons stood up and so did Eunoia, but she needed to change her clothes because she couldn’t just walk around in a nightdress, it would be too noticeable. She walked to her bedroom to change and the four goons waited for her until she’s ready. When Eunoia walked out of her bedroom, the men are met with a breathtaking but dangerous beauty.

Eunoia wore a dark indigo 1920’s style satin high-low maxi dress with a slit that shows a lot of her left leg, she also seemed to wear a really fluffy sparkling white boa around her shoulders combined with the shining silk of her white elbow-length gloves and the snowflake earrings on each ear and glistening pearl necklaces around her neck, her hair was nicely combed and with the lack of shoes, her iron feet that mimic the look of high heels were in display. The princess walked down the stairs and affirmed her readiness.

“Slay, queen.” Soldier complimented Eunoia with a finger snap and a striking pose. Contractee and Consigliere nodded from how beautiful she looked while Caporegime was standing there lovestruck from the indescribable angelic appearance of the mysterious princess. They walked out of the palace and hop in the car.

“Crank that, Soldier Boy!” Contractee yelled at Soldier in a humorous manner. Soldier, without missing a beat, started the engine with speed and they drove to the casino in no time while the radio played ‘Crank that’ by Soulja Boy.

Notes:

Translation of some texts so you don’t have to translate all of that.

HOU JE BAKKES, KUTKIND!!!!! GE ZIJT ECHT IRRITANT VANDOAG… = SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU SHITTY CHILD!!!!! YOU’RE BEING REALLY ANNOYING TODAY…

Je had het beter niet gedaan, Stefan. = You shouldn’t have done that, Stefan.

Chapter 4: Kidnapping the gambler

Summary:

The mafia was looking for the Robloxian who owed them money

Notes:

I edited some things because the lore has dropped into Tumblr

The mafia arrived at the Gambler’s Oasis Casino, the largest casino ever built in Robloxia. Thousands of cars of every class parked in every corner of the casino and the lights shined through the building like fireworks, the men and princess were bewildered by what they saw

“Mio Dio… I have never seen a place like this before.” Contractee yelled in disbelief, it was the first time he had seen an actual casino before other than the secret gambling rings in the basements that he’s used to before being hired in the mafia.

“Never stricken with this beauty before? This is the real gambling paradise, jochie.” Said Caporegime with a hint of surprise, giving Contractee a fatherly pat on the shoulder, “Your uncle owned this casino for a long time and it has been the same since years ago.”
The mafia entered the casino and were met with hundreds of slot machines, pool tables filled with poker cards and poker chips scattered around, people playing roulette and many other types of gambling. Caporegime claimed that he had been gambling there for a few times before forsaken became forsaken, to which he grabbed his wallet from his pocket. The four goons and the princess entered the slot machine area and it went silent. The gamblers stopped with what they’re doing, the musicians stopped, the whole room went silent when they eyed the four well dressed, gang affiliated men along with a feminine android without their boss. After two seconds that seemed like an hour the people in the room got going on what they were just doing.

 

“Let’s find that gambler. Soldier, Contractee. You’re coming with me. Eunoia, Caporegime. Pretend that you are a couple doing some gambling and if I give you the signal, you know what to do.” Consigliere whispered to the rest of the goons and Eunoia. But they had already spotted their target. A nonchalant grey-skinned Robloxian in a well-tailored suit was playing a few games in the slot machines and just got a jackpot for the third time in a row, nobody knew his name and everybody called him ‘Chance’ because he’s always been lucky enough to win the biggest prize in the gambling industry: co-owning a casino with the big boss.

“That’s the gambler ‘,:/” Eunoia asked and Caporegime affirmed it. They watched as Chance collected their big pile of cash in their pocket that somehow has infinite inventory and then headed to the bar. Consigliere looked at the members and nodded. He, Contractee and Soldier walked to the bar and sat down ordering a beer for each of them. Chance slowly looked at them and immediately froze, murmuring “oh fuck” under his breath while holding his glass of whiskey. Consigliere, Soldier and Contractee avoided eye contact with him but their aura is enough to lift up a sense of fear into the gambler’s mind.

“Look what we have here.” Chance whispered nervously. Consigliere hummed and laid his head on the bar counter while sipping on his Kriek Lambic(type of beer with fruit).

“You got the money?” He whispered to them, his Dutch accent visibly heard through his voice.

“I already told you, I will pay the debts next week.” Chance whispered violently. He took a sip from his glass and thought of doing some roulette with the other players at the table, but he didn’t realize that he’s in big trouble. Soldier was focusing on every movement of the gambler, his body language deceiving his calm demeanor and their eyes were looking away for a minute. Contractee looked very nervous and told Soldier that he’ll need to use the bathroom for a while since he’s feeling a bit ill.

“Les toilettes is on the ground floor, so you need to run a marathon.” Soldier said with uncertainty.

“I’ll do my best.” Contractee responded while sprinting down the stairs like his pants caught on fire. Soldier chuckled to himself and saw that Contractee’s bottle of beer is half empty.

“I think it’s from the beer.” He said to himself, knowing that Contractee is old enough to drink alcohol yet has a weak stomach for anything alcohol related. He gulped down the rest of the contents of the beer, he thought of ordering alcohol free beer for him next time. Soldier returned to checking on Chance’s movements and it looks like they’re about to leave. He looked around to see if no one is looking and gestured to Caporegime and Eunoia to go outside. Consigliere noticed that too and decided to distract Chance.

“Hey buddy, can we go outside? You seem like you needed some fresh air after all that gambling.” Consigliere said to him. Chance chuckled and accepted the offer. As Consigliere and Chance left the bar, Soldier sneaked behind them to the ground just to check on Contractee. When he walked the bathroom, he could hear Contractee vomiting violently like he saw the blue waffle photo on the dark web.

 

Outside the casino

“So uhmm.. Where’s the boss, Seppe?” Chance asked nervously while fidgeting on his tie.

“Sleeping, but we promised him to get the money from you.” Consigliere responded stoically. Chance looked at him with a fed up expression and yelled at him for being impatient, they excused it from being very busy with things and that they needed extra time.

BONK!

Soldier hit Chance with his crowbar, knocking him unconscious with a small dent on his head.

“That was quick..” Consigliere wondered. Caporegime and Eunoia showed up and observed the unconscious Robloxian on the ground. He commanded the two to put Chance in the trunk and they did but not without some trouble due to how heavy they are despite being in good shape. Soldier noticed that their sunglasses were still on the ground and picked it up and threw it on the unconscious body.

“Where’s Alessio?” Caporegime asked until Contractee showed up with a pale face.

“Sorry, the beer got to me..” Contractee apologized. The four goons and Eunoia stepped into the car and drove off.

 

“Seppe, wees eerlijk.” Said Caporegime to Consigliere while Soldier is driving them back to the mansion, “heb je hem alcohol gegeven?”

“Alessio wou gewoon een bier drinken, hij is toch oud genoeg om dat te drinken.” Consigliere responded while comforting Contractee who’s feeling a bit sick.

“Je had hem beter een Bloxy cola gegeven.” Caporegime retorted. Contractee held his stomach and started crying, already regretting his decisions.

“It’s not your fault, you’re just not used to it :E ” Eunoia whispered to him with a hint of sympathy in her already monotone voice, she gave him headpats to calm him down. They arrived at the mansion and now that they had the gambler, it’s time to get the money out of him.

But little did they know that Chance unknowingly had company with him.

Notes:

Translation:

Seppe, wees eerlijk. Heb je hem alcohol gegeven? = Seppe, be honest. Did you gave him alcohol?

Alessio wou gewoon een bier drinken, hij is toch oud genoeg om dat te drinken. = Alessio just wanted to drink a beer, he’s old enough to drink anyway.

Je had hem beter een Bloxy cola gegeven. = You should’ve gave him a Bloxy cola.

Chapter 5: Aftercare

Summary:

The goons and Eunoia are done with some of the business and it’s now time to rest

23:35. The goons were in the mansion. Caporegime was helping Eunoia bake the birthday cake, Consigliere and Soldier were watching the newly launched episode of their favorite soap opera and Contractee was also watching the show along while still having a tummy ache from the beer which had been getting worse.

“You alright, Mec?” Soldier asked him.

“No,” Contractee squealed back, “it got worse.”

Caporegime wondered what kind of beer Consigliere gave him to get such reaction, Consigliere responded that he gave Contractee just a small jug of Banlands-Brew.

“Wat de- JIJ ACHTERLIJKE KANKER-LAK, BANLANDS-BREW HEEFT DE MEESTE HOEVEELHEID ALCOHOL ERIN. Godmiljaar, ge zijt echt ne domme eikel vandoag, Seppe!” Screamed Caporegime at the top of his lungs that it echoed through the walls, somehow not waking up Mafioso. Eunoia patted him on his bald head which made him calm down and return to his lovey dovey state, thanking her for the reassurance (yk, a man needs to appreciate his wife’s presence). Contractee cried from the still worsening pain in his stomach to the point one movement of his body became more agonizing. Caporegime’s heart broke when he saw the young man in pain. As he finished piping out the frosting on the cake, he picked up Contractee from the couch bridal style so that he can still breath and sent him to the guest room. There he laid the young man down on the lower bed of the bunk bed, took off his shoes for him and tucked him under the sheets.

“Call me or Eunoia if you need something, okay?” Caporegime reminded Contractee before leaving the room. When he returned to the kitchen, he noticed Gubby eating the cherries off the cake.

“Gubby, it’s for boss.” Caporegime laughed, grabbing the fluffy bunny like a cheeseburger to distance it from the cake. Gubby started meeping and trying to free itself from his grip with his tiny paws punching his hands, 100% attack 0% damage. Caporegime put the round bunny in a bowl full of dandelions and cherries that was made just for him, it smiled mischievously and starts devouring the treats. When the cake was finished getting decorated with frosting, choco balls and cherries, Eunoia put it in the fridge.

“It’s kind of you for helping me <3” Eunoia said to Caporegime softly.

“Anything for my darling.” Caporegime responded. They both came closer to each other and smiled at each other when they start cleaning the kitchen counter, making sure it’s nice and clean with no trace of flour anywhere. Caporegime checked on Gubby and it was sleeping in the bowl, it ate so much that it became sleepy. Eunoia got behind him and almost scared him and Gubby woke up tired, they laughed at each other’s reactions and they kissed each other. Caporegime blushed very hard and grinned nervously while looking away, Eunoia looked unfazed and called him a ‘good boy’ with a headpat. Gubby started squeaking loud because his tummy hurt, Caporegime picked it up and gave the chonky bunny some gentle belly rubs. The bunny started purring and curling itself up in a floofy ball.  Eunoia admired Gubby as it jumped on Caporegime’s shoulder, she gave Caporegime a kiss on the cheek as a reward for his gentleness to a small critter.

“Komaan, tortelduifjes.” Consigliere yelled to them, “we moeten de gokker nog ondervragen.”

“Oh ja…” Caporegime responded shyly. Consigliere, Caporegime, Soldier and Eunoia walked to the basement where Chance was sitting there unconscious with his head slumped down on the black wooden chair, his body tied up on the chair with brown jute rope, there was a bleeding wound on his head that was bandaged up and his lucky sunglasses had a crack on the left lens.

 

“How hard did you hit the gambler?” Consigliere asked with concern.

“Enough to knock him out, but not whacking him type of knock out.” Soldier responded. Soldier removed the gambler’s fedora to check on the wound, giving it a little squish, which he shouldn’t had done in the first place. Chance woke up from the touch on his head but he realized from the moment he saw Soldier, he was screwed. He screamed as he saw Consigliere, Caporegime and Eunoia standing there behind Soldier staring at him menacingly. Chance was now cooked, there is to return. He was going to pay the price.

“W-Wha- What do you want from me????!!!!” Chance yelled at them.

“You haven’t paid the debts for months, you’re supposed to pay it now but you didn’t.” Consigliere retorted, taking steps closer to the gambler as a form of intimidation. Chance growled at him, their eyes locking in on each other.

“Come one, mec! You’re wealthy enough to pay our debts. Or are you scared to lose everything?” Soldier exclaimed in a mocking tone combined with his rolling French accent, he walked behind the stubborn gambler and grinned at him like the Cheshire Cat with the crowbar in his hands ready to whack them.

“What you gonna do, huh? I still have some time, you know.” Chance excused himself with a smug expression.

“Give us the 50.000 robux you owe us before I knock your teeth out!” Consigliere hurled angrily as he grabbed them by the collar and raised his fist to prepare himself to punch them.

“OKAY OKAY, I’LL PAY YOU. JESUS!!”

Chance was finally convinced by the mafialings to pay the debts, something that they rarely would do. But there is a problem. They were tied up on the chair, so he was unable to grab the money from his pockets. Eunoia tried to loosen the knob of the rope but it’s tightly tied. Then suddenly Gubby jumped off of Caporegime’s shoulder and hopped towards the chair to try gnawing on the rope but the bunny is too small to reach. Then the goons and the princess heard something under the chair, a big black and fluffy rabbit showed up and toppled over the chair, causing Chance to fell along with the chair on the ground.

“Spade, did you join Mx Chance with our little adventure?” The gambler asked the big rabbit, Spade. Eunoia started screaming from the adorableness and almost exploded, Caporegime immediately came up to her to calm her down. Gubby stared at Spade like he plotted a murder and started screaming at it, thumping his paws on the ground with the aggression that was building up in its tiny body. Spade, on the other hand, grabbed Gubby by the scruff with its mouth and dragged it to the rope. The two bunnies gnawed on the rope, freeing Chance. Soldier grabbed Chance and the chair and put both of them in the right position. Chance grabbed the money he saved in his pocket, counting the bundles to see if he had the right amount of cash.

One hundred bundles of cash, each bundle contained twenty 20 Robux bills and twenty 5 Robux bills. Which makes each bundle contain 500 Robux. So if you do the math: 100 x 500 ‎ = 50,000. Chance gave the bundles to Soldier, Soldier gave the bundles to Caporegime, Caporegime counted the money and then gave them to Consigliere who put the money into a duffel bag Eunoia just took out of the closet.

 

“Hehe, boss will be happy when he sees this.” Consigliere smirked to himself. Chance asked if they could be freed, to which the mafialings and Eunoia replied with a firm “NO!”

“You can stay in the basement so that you can have a nice chat with the boss.” Soldier said with a :3 face. The mafialings and Eunoia left the basement with Gubby following them, Spade was eating a dandelion that had been growing on the ground for some unexplainable reason.

“Spade,” Chance sighed to himself, “We shall be freed from this hellhole.”

Then Caporegime returned to throw a big pile of lettuce and carrots on the ground for Spade to munch on, then he threw a water bottle at Chance before leaving.

 

23:45

Eunoia and Caporegime were sleep cuddling in bed when they heard Contractee vomiting from the other room. Caporegime groaned to himself, standing up in his striped boxers.

“Where you going -_-“ Eunoia asked him in her nightdress.

“It’s Alessio…” Caporegime responded, he walked to the other guest room to check on Contractee. There he sat there with vomit on the floor, Soldier was still sleeping on the top bed of the bunk bed like a baby. Contractee, still in his mafia attire, curled up in a ball and cried.

“You alright, my boy?” Caporegime asked him, Contractee negated it and said that he still felt his stomach hurting. Caporegime gave him a glass of water and a tummy pill to ease the pain, Contractee accepted the offer and took the medicine. He lifted the young man up and placed him gently on the bed, he gave him a kiss on the forehead before returning to Eunoia.

 

Now let’s see how it all goes tomorrow…

Notes:

Translation:

Wat de- JIJ ACHTERLIJKE KANKER-LAK, BANLANDS-BREW HEEFT DE MEESTE HOEVEELHEID ALCOHOL ERIN. Godmiljaar, ge zijt echt ne domme eikel vandoag, Seppe! = What the—YOU RETROSPECTIVE ROACH, BANLANDS-BREW HAS THE MOST ALCOHOL IN IT. Dammit, you're such a stupid cunt today, Seppe!

Komaan, tortelduifjes. We moeten de gokker nog ondervragen. = Come on, lovebirds. We still need to interrogate the gambler.

Mec is like the French equivalent of dude or bro.

Chapter 6: Happy birthday, Mafioso

Summary:

Happy birthday moment for Mafioso :D

7:00. Mafioso wakes up and is immediately met with the softness of a cuddly creature next to his face, Gubby is sitting on his pillow with a cute face that shines brighter than the sun. Mafiosos stands up from his bed and looks at the bunny in astonishment, he immediately hugs the bunny in a warm embrace and gives it lots and lots of kisses on its little face, letting out a happy screech.

“Oh, how adorable you are.” He says while cuddling with the bunny, he gives it scritches on the head and behind its ears. Gubby jumps on top of his chest and squeezes itself in between his boobs, just like in the dream. Gubby purrs loudly as it receives more scritches from Mafioso.

“Let’s head downstairs for some breakfast, buddy.” He says while securing Gubby so that it won’t fall. As he walks downstairs, he’s met with Consigliere and Contractee releasing their party cannons(it’s one these poppers where if you pull a string, it releases confetti) with confetti flying straight into his face.

“Happy birthday boss.” The two men say in unison as they make a heart gesture to him, but realize how much confetti it landed on the boss. They both wipe off the confetti off of Mafioso and Gubby. He chuckles despite being slightly annoyed by it, he gives Consigliere a head pat and Contractee a pinch on the cheek.

“You’ve been such good boys already.” Mafioso says to the both of them. Gubby meeps with pure happiness.

“Didn’t know you like clothes like these.” Consigliere says teasingly while holding the skirt of the boss’ negligée, to which Mafioso immediately smacks his hand away and starts blushing from embarrassment. They walk to the kitchen where Caporegime, changed to his normal attire, is eating toast while Soldier and Eunoia are cooking up breakfast. Eunoia happy screeches at Mafioso’s presence and waves at him, he waves back with a smile.

“Good morning >.<“ Eunoia greets Mafioso and gives him a cup of coffee. Gubby jumps out of his chest and lands on the table, where he grabs a plate with his mouth towards Mafioso. The plate has three pieces of French toast with blueberries and maple syrup on them and a side of scrambled eggs. He thanks Soldier and Eunoia for preparing the breakfast. Consigliere is staring at his plate with three waffles(he prefers waffles than French toast) drenched in chocolate syrup with a side of scrambled eggs, drooling as he admires the liquid chocolate that is dripping down the edges of each crispy and fluffy waffle.

“God damn, Jean. This is some serious gourmet shit.” Contractee shouts as he holds his fork with a piece of French toast on it, smiling at Soldier as he takes a bite and takes a sip of his coffee. Eunoia gives Gubby some blueberries and it eats them with joy. Soldier is showing his pancake making skills, flipping the pancake like it’s nothing but it falls out of the pan and lands on Gubby. Mafioso and Contractee burst into laughter by the sight of the bunny having a pancake on top of its head, Soldier is shocked and giggles from the sight too. Eunoia flaps her arms from excitement while Caporegime and Consigliere are just staring at the pancake bunny in astonishment.

“Sorry, Gubby…” Soldier apologizes, his voice cracking from holding in his laughter as he removes the pancake off of Gubby’s head. Gubby looks offended by it and eats the blueberries further.

“There is some white fur on that pancake.” Caporegime says.

“Let me eat it :0”

“Okay.”

Eunoia devours the pancake like it’s nothing. Contractee compliments Soldier’s cooking, his plate already empty. Consigliere is surprised by how hungry the young lad is to eat so fast when he’s just at his last waffle.

“Let’s get dressed, shall we. We have a lot of things to do for the boss.” Caporegime says while sipping on his coffee while reading the Robloxia News. While Caporegime himself, Contractee and Eunoia are dressed in their respective outfits. Mafioso, Soldier and Consigliere are the only ones that need to get dressed. The three go to their respective rooms. Soldier and Consigliere wear their respective clothes. Mafioso also wears his respective clothes, but he thinks of something different. He looks at the black gloves in his cabinet, a gift from his mother before she passed away. He only wears them for very important occasions like weddings, meetings and birthdays. He puts the gloves on along with some golden rings over them to give it a little glam. He puts a bunny-themed lapel chain on his black vest, bunch of small flower pins on his tie and puts on this gorgeously tailored black trenchcoat along with a fluffy fox scarf(the ones made with an actual fox). He looks at Gubby who’s sitting on a small pillow meant to hold the watch he is now wearing.

“How do I look, Gubby?” He asks, his Italian accent audible. Gubby meeps with a nod. But Mafioso has something in mind. He takes out a bow tie from the cabinet and puts it around the bunny’s neck, Gubby meeps happily and hops on his shoulder. Mafioso is done and he goes downstairs to see his goons and Eunoia in the living room.

“You look amazing, boss. And look at the little gentleman over there.” Consigliere compliments Mafioso.

“Gubby is indeed a gentleman.” Mafioso happily responds with the bunny squishing itself into a loaf position. 

“There is a shop in this mall that sells the pretties jewels, we should go there ^o^” Eunoia suggests to the group.

“Now you said it, their 20% off today. I saw it on an advertisement.” Soldier adds up with excitement.

“I love your suggestion, boss. Now I feel like shopping.” Mafioso happily responds. Soldier gives him the car keys and says to him that he’ll be driving this time. Mafioso thanks him but notices the bunny keychain taped on the key ring, he chuckles and asks Soldier if it’s an excuse to sneak a gift.

“The gift’s actually from Consigliere, I thought it will be funny.” Soldier says with a hint of mischief. Mafioso takes the bunny keychain from the key ring and hangs it on his lapel chain. He asks if everyone is ready, everyone affirms it. They hop into the limo and Mafioso starts the engine, driving to the mall.

Notes:

Someone get the Pulp Fiction reference :p

Chapter 7: Shopping!

Summary:

I don’t know what to put there, it’s just part 1 of the mafia going shopping to celebrate Mafioso’s birthday

Notes:

I saw a post on Tumblr about Mafioso and Chance’s lore, and that Mafioso’s full name is “Don Sonnellino”. I headcanon Mafioso’s name before this information is “Giovanni” so I made the conclusion:

Mafioso = Don ‘Giovanni’ Sonnellino. His nicknames are ‘Vanni’ and ‘Donni’

Soldier is driving the mafia to the mall, which is a bit far away from the mansion and is located next to the Robloxian Bank. But their luck is limited when they stop at traffic.

“Ah shucks, we’re in traffic..” Soldier murmurs under his breath. The cars move in an annoyingly slow pace. The traffic lights are on red, literally everyone in their car have the same mood as Soldier and the long line obviously leads to the mall. Mafioso leans on his seat as he applies his Jean-Paul Gaultier perfume on his body, Gubby oinking at the scent. Contractee is playing tic tac toe on Caporegime’s forehead with the latter playing as well, Consigliere sleeping because he woke up at 6 am and forgot to sleep and Eunoia is yapping about random gossip that has been talked about across her kingdom and her friends to lighten the mood.

“Then Leopa proceeded to steal her hat and roaches started to crawl around XD”

“OH SHE DID NOT!” Contractee laughs out loud, being fully invested in the conversation. Mafioso chuckles as Eunoia talks about Nashatra further and all the events that happened outside of Robloxia.

“You really have a gr-“ “MOVE, YOU SNAIL! MOVE!” Soldier yells at the person in front of him while honking his horn. The traffic lessens but the cars in front of him are bugging him. He screams at the driver to move because the traffic lights are green, yet they don’t move a single engine. The cars move slow. Soldier takes a deep breath and starts cursing in French, hitting the horn on the steering wheel like it owed him money.

“Calm down, Jean. We’re just in traffic.” Consigliere says calmly. Soldier turns to him and tells him that it’s been 15 minutes since they’re in traffic, he gets honked when he opens his mouth to talk about the problems with traffic these days.

“DON’T YOU DARE HONK ME, ENCULÉ! Va te faire foutre.” Soldier screams out at the top of his lungs, he punches the button that lowers the car window to put his arm out of the window and sticks the middle finger towards the man that honks him which happens to be the driver in front of him. He and the driver argue back and forth until the driver sticks the middle finger to him as well.

“Tu veux attraper ces mains? Tu viens ici et mange mon poing.” Soldier threatens him in a challenging tone with his hands balled up into fists. Everyone in the car knows what will happen and try to stop him. Consigliere, who happens to be in the front seat, grabs Soldier by the coat and pulls him closer to him to prevent him from opening the door. Soldier throws his own body out the window and jumpscares the guy like a jack in the box. The man takes a step back when he sees him and returns to his car, immediately recognizing him as a part of the mafia. Mafioso steps out of the car and leads Soldier to the back seat so that he can drive instead.

“I didn’t expect you to rage like that, did you?” He says with a surprised look while

Holding the steering wheel. Soldier apologizes for the crash out, to which he replies with:

“It’s okay, the traffic is bugging me too..”

Gubby is resting on his shoulder taking a small nap. The light turns green and they’re finally driving to the mall after hours of waiting in line. The mall is very large, five stories tall, each story has a type of store.

 

At the mall

They enter the mall and there are lots and lots of shops that are open at the moment: clothes, food, drinks, accessories and so much more. Mafioso and Eunoia think of going to the jewelry shop first, so does the mafialings. They go to this small shop in the corner next to a chocolate shop where they are lots of pretty rings, bracelets, earrings and necklaces in display in all golds and silvers. There are also ones with gemstones in different shapes and sizes, the radio in the store plays Luxurious from Gwen Stefani and the workers are looking like they came from Dress To Impress. Mafioso and Eunoia are checking out for bunny themed rings to match while Soldier and Contractee are looking out matching BBF bracelets, Caporegime and Consigliere are checking out the necklaces to match with their lovers (Caporegime being Eunoia and Consigliere being Soldier).

“Look, Vanni! The black bunny ring and the white bunny ring remind me of us :3” Eunoia notices, pointing at the golden ring with a small black bunny figurine on it and the silver ring with a smaller white bunny figurine on it. Mafioso smiles at the rings and notices a bunny shaped pin and thinks it matches with Gubby’s bow tie. The ring with the white rabbit fits perfectly on Eunoia’s middle finger, the ring with the black rabbit on the other hand is too small for Mafioso’s middle finger. But luckily there are many sizes so he chooses the same ring but bigger which fits well. Soldier and Contractee laugh at the matching bracelets, one saying ‘idiot 1’ and the other saying ‘idiot 2’, something that you rarely see in a fancy shop.

“Hey, Alessio. Let’s get them. They look so funny.” Soldier says to his best friend, Contractee. Contractee agrees with him and they both take the two matching bracelets. Consigliere is holding two necklaces bedazzled with rubies and sapphires to match with his dear Soldier while Caporegime is still choosing whether he chooses the two necklaces with silver and diamonds or silver with lapis lazuli.

“Ben je nog aan het aarzelen?” Consigliere asks Caporegime.

“Ik weet nie welke ik moe kiezen. Eunoia houdt van diamanten maar ik heb vergeten hoe het eruit ziet.” Caporegime responds. Consigliere looks at him with a bewildered expression and explains to him that diamonds are clear gemstones but can variate in different colors while lapis lazuli are blue. Caporegime tells him that Eunoia loves blue so he’ll take the a silver necklace with the diamonds and a gold one with the diamonds(Caporegime prefers gold while Eunoia prefers silver). As the mafia is done with choosing their jewels, they decide to go to the cashier but each duo pays separately.

 

Mafioso and Eunoia pay first for their rings and the small bunny pin for Gubby.

“That’ll be 100 robux, madam and monsieur.” Says the cashier kindly, Mafioso smiles and hands her two bills of 50 robux. The cashier also asks if he and Eunoia can wear the rings right away, Mafioso affirms it and she puts the rings on their hands and put the pin on Gubby’s bow tie. The bunny meeps happily and Soldier and Contractee come next after a small petty slap fight over who pays. Contractee puts the two bracelets on the counter.

“That’ll be 120 robux, monsieurs.” The cashier says, Soldier and Contractee stare at each other because of how expensive it is but it ain’t no deal because Soldier has enough to afford them. Soldier gives her three 50 robux bills and receives a 20 robux bill and a 10 Robux bill in return. The also wear the bracelets right away. Consigliere and Caporegime are the last duo to pay for their jewels.

“That’ll be 500 Robux, monsieurs.” The cashier says. Caporegime reaches for his wallet but realizes that it isn’t in his coat pocket. He turns to Soldier who happens to be holding a black and white wallet with silver accents, which is how his wallet looks like.

“JP, give me back my wallet.” Caporegime demands Soldier, he gives him back his wallet. He takes out a five hundred Robux bill and gives it to the cashier. The two grab the jewels and the mafia exit the shop.

 

“Can’t believe Jean stole your wallet, Stefan XD” Eunoia laughs as she puts on the silver necklace she receives from Caporegime.

“He should’ve just asked me to borrow.” Caporegime responds with a red face.

“It’s 120 Robux for two bracelets, it’s a scam!” Soldier retorts while holding hands with Consigliere and Contractee. Mafioso is happy and sees the photo booths, he leans over to Contractee and whispers to him that he likes to take photos. Contractee likes the idea and the mafia goes to the photo booths.

Heres the piccies of them :3

 

Chapter 8: Shopping part 2

Summary:

Part 2 of the mafia going shopping

Mafioso, Eunoia and the mafialings walk around the mall for some time looking at which shop they should go next, Soldier is sipping on his 1 Robux coffee because he had 5 hours of sleep and Contractee is fidgeting with his bracelet. Caporegime’s legs are aching and he checks his watch to see it’s 12:15, they arrived at the mall at 9:45. They decide to sit down on a nearby bench near the water fountain and they rest for a bit.

“My legs hurt..” Caporegime groans, then gets smacked in the back of his bald head by Soldier who says that it’s too damn bad in his sleep deprived voice crack. Mafioso gives Gubby headpats and scritches behind its ears, then it licks on his hand and squishes itself into a loaf shape. Contractee is in pain because his stomach is growling like a lawn mower and his uncle takes notice of it.

“Puoi andare con il tuo amico e il Consigliere, assicurati di mangiare bene.” Mafiosos whispers to Contractee, giving his nephew a pat on the shoulder and telling him to call him if he needs something. Contractee smiles at him for being so thoughtful and he, Soldier and Contractee stand up from the bench to go to the food courts on the second floor. Eunoia comes back with three ice slushees in her hands: one blue raspberry flavoured, one cola flavoured and one lime flavoured. She asks Caporegime and Mafioso where the other three are, Mafioso responds with “They are at the food courts to fill their empty stomachs.” Caporegime is wondering how Eunoia will drink the slushee without bugging out since she’s an android, but she’s somehow fine when drinking. The three stand up and head back on track to check out which on they’re gonna go.

 

At the second floor

Consigliere, Soldier and Contractee are at the food courts to look for something to eat. Contractee’s stomach is growling insane, telling Soldier and Consigliere how he’s so hungry he could eat a drakobloxxer.

“Calm down, mec. There is a lot food options here,” Soldier reassures him, “we go for some classic burgers.”

They see a McDonald’s in the corner and decide to go there, the three thinking about what they gotta get. Every seat is packed with a lot of people but there is one table that is available for three people. The cashier, who happens to be 007n7 for some flipping reason, asks for their order.

“Royale with cheese with two large fries and a Bloxy Cola.” Soldier says, Consigliere turns to him and asks him if he meant a ‘quarter pounder with cheese with two large fries and a Bloxy Cola’, he affirms it.

“Okay, I’ll take the cheeseburger, extra cheese with a beer. Also sweet and sour sauce, ketchup and mayonnaise for the fries.” Consigliere says further with Soldier smiling at him because he loves sweet and sour sauce.

“McSpicy with 12 piece chicken nuggets and a Sprite.” Contractee last says. Consigliere and Soldier look at each other and then at Contractee, knowing that he has a low spice tolerance. 007n7 places their order and gestures to the empty remaining seat to wait for their order. Consigliere, Soldier and Contractee sit at the table and they yap about random stuff.

“Is this what you call in France a quarter pounder with cheese, Jean? A royale with cheese?” Consigliere asks Soldier in a humorous way.

“Oui, it’s the whole metric system thing, I dunno what makes a quarter pounder a quarter pounder.” Soldier acknowledges, then realizes what movie he and Consigliere are referencing. The three point at each other while doing the Mordecai and Rigby “OHHHHHH!!!” thing and start laughing. Ahem! Consigliere turns to see the waiter with their food, he thanks them as he puts the trays down on the table. The waiter leaves and the food looks delicious.

“Damn, this taste delicious!” Soldier growls as he takes a bite of his quarter pounder with cheese, feeling his soul drifting away from his body when he feels the melty cheese combined with the softness of the bun, the well done juicy beef patty, the crunch of the pickles and onions, the slight sweetness of the ketchup and tanginess of the mustard savor his taste buds on his tongue. Contractee tells the two how he rarely eats these because Mafioso/his uncle is a vegetarian(who happens to eat fish for some reason and some meat dishes), which technically makes him a vegetarian too but he sure loves a taste of a good burger while eating his McSpicy. He also recalls how he had been to McDonald’s as a reward for defending himself from a bully when he was younger. Consigliere snatches a fry off of Soldier’s hand when he’s listening to his best friend’s story and puts it in between his teeth. Soldier stares at him while yelling “WHAT THE HECK?!” and he chuckles.

“Waarom neem je het niet terug, lieverd~” he says seductively. Without thinking twice, Soldier kisses him on the mouth, both of them having a half of the fry in their mouth. Soldier blushes really hard while Consigliere laughs, really amused at how cute he looks when he’s all flustered.

“What was that?” Contractee wonders. Soldier stays quiet and eats some fries with sweet and sour sauce, Consigliere just excuses it as being a tease towards his darling while sipping on his beer. Contractee wonders what the sweet and sour sauce tastes like combined with the nuggets so he dips one in the sauce and takes a bite. He feels uncomfortable with the taste and just eats the nuggets with ketchup instead. Soldier is still looking away from Consigliere since he feels extremely humiliated by the previous gesture.

“You’re not mad, aren’t you?” Consigliere asks him. Soldier turns to him and his face is still red, shaking his head and further eating his quarter pounder with cheese.

“I don’t like it when you do that, Seppe.” He cries out and becomes more redder than a strawberry, hiding his face behind his can of Bloxy Cola. Consigliere pats him on the shoulder and gives him a kiss on the forehead, which lightens him up as he smiles. But he notices Contractee’s face turning red and sweating.

“Ça va?” He asks, Contractee affirms he’s okay but he’s dying from the inside. He starts coughing from the spice of the McSpicy and the other two are getting concerned, offering him Sprite while yelling at each other. The spice got him. (I literally have to check the McDonalds website for this. Also fun fact, in Belgium and some other countries you can order beer at McDonalds)

 

In a really pretty clothing store

Mafioso is in the changing room trying on some clothing pieces with Caporegime and Eunoia waiting for him to be done. He checks around to see if no one is looking and takes out a heart-shaped locket from between his chest, he opens it and reveals a photo of him and Chance. He misses his business partner. He hears Eunoia calling his name and immediately puts the locket in his coat. He shows his first outfit to the two. Nothing special: just the good ol’ cream colored dress shirt with brown trousers and dress shoes, also a trenchcoat and his trusty fedora. (I’m too lazy to write so heres some conversation stuff)

Mafioso Outfit 1

Caporegime/Stefan Van Maes: you look handsome as usual

Eunoia: indeed 

Mafioso/Don ‘Giovanni’ Sonnellino: Thank you

Mafioso Outfit 2

Mafioso/Don ‘Giovanni’ Sonnellino: *very flustered* Uhmm~ It feels tight

Eunoia: *dying of laughing* XD

Caporegime/Stefan Van Maes: WHAT THE FU-

Mafioso: Maybe if I wear undergarments underneath, it will be easier

Eunoia and Caporegime: *in unison* yes, you should :)

Eunoia outfit 1

Eunoia: I tried something new ^_^

Mafioso/Don ‘Giovanni’ Sonnellino: Yas queen 

Caporegime/Stefan Van Maes: You look so pretty

Mafioso: your outfit reminds me of office workers

Eunoia: you mean office siren?

Mafioso: I think

Eunoia outfit 2

Eunoia: how do I look? :0

Caporegime: *beauty overload* AAAAAAAAAA

Mafioso: you look so pretty, like a goddess

Caporegime: indeed

Eunoia: Thank you :)

Caporegime outfit 1

Caporegime: it’s casual, but I like it

Mafioso: you look good anyway

Eunoia: indeed

Caporegime outfit 2

Mafioso: *dying of laughter* HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAH!

Caporegime: please don’t laugh

Eunoia: sexy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Notes:

Translation:

Puoi andare con il tuo amico e il Consigliere, assicurati di mangiare bene. = You can go with your friend and Consigliere, make sure you eat well.

Waarom neem je het niet terug, lieverd~ = Why don’t you take it back then, darling~

Ça va? = You okay?