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Research Babes + Tim
05/04/2012
[timstonker] - 9:05
late late late late late
david’s gonna get on ur case miss james
[sashay] - 9:05
shut
[Jon Sims] - 9:05
If you were getting actual work done, you wouldn’t be on your phones
[timstonker] - 9:06
shushhhhhh
[sashay] - 9:08
okay guys wait real talk
new head archivist started today
what do yall think??
[timstonker] - 9:08
SO MANY THOUGHTS
i thought she was gonna bite my head off
[sashay] - 9:08
you'd like that wouldn't you
[timstonker] - 9:09
mayyyyybe ;)
[sashay] - 9:09
ignoring tim
what do you think the general consensus is???
I might do an interview or survey or smth
[Jon Sims] - 9:09
Sounds fun, keep me out of it. I have an actual job.
sashay changed Jon Sims name to partypooper😔
[partypooper😔] - 9:10
I did not consent to this
[partypooper😔] - 21:15
Did someone accidentally take my folder instead of theirs when they went home?
[partypooper😔] - 21:16
Tim.
[timstonker] - 21:16
oh yeah i mightve done that
sorry partypooper
[partypooper😔] - 21:16
Ugh.
Tim, change my name back.
[timstonker] - 21:17
you could do it yourself if you werent such an old man with technology haha
partypooper😔 changed partypooper😔 name to J on Sims
[J on Sims] - 21:20
I only take the time to learn something if it is important, Tim.
[timstonker] - 21:20
LMAO whatever you say ‘J on’
J on Sims changed J on Sims name to Jon Sims
[Jon Sims] - 21:21
You’re a child.
[timstonker] - 21:21
anything for u <3
Research Babes + Tim
12/04/2012
[sashay] - 18:56
K, I just listened to the full recording of my interview/survey after splicing it together
most people find her to be a weird choice, and i can’t blame them
some nobody who did research at the institute once??? this has got to be some nepotism bs
[Jon Sims] - 18:57
I thought so too, but I did some background research and she seems to be unrelated to the Institute and the Bouchards.
[timstonker] - 18:57
“background research” ;)))))
[Jon Sims] - 18:57
I don’t even know what you’re trying to imply, Tim.
[timstonker] - 18:57
;;;;;;;;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[sashay] - 18:58
thank goodness I dont use a screenreader bc that is horrendous to read aloud
and thx for the info, Jon
I didn’t find anything either but it still just SCREAMS suspicious
[timstonker] - 18:58
:000000
[sashay] - 18:58
Oh and Cass warned me about interviewing Miss Spooky, and yeah it totally wrecked my laptop for a hot sec
the fan went crazy and the audio is totally unusable
not that it really matters– she just said some polite and utterly meaningless formalities and then sent me on my way
[timstonker] - 18:59
sounds like her
has she ever not done that creepy smile? like her skin doesnt quite fit her
[timstonker] -19:00
sorry idk what i meant by that lololol
just yk how she is
[Jon Sims] - 19:00
Ah, I suppose? I try to interact with her as little as possible.
Sasha, didn’t you mention someone joining us on Thursday for lunch?
[timstonker] - 19:01
NO WAY HE JUST SAID ‘US’
JOINING ‘US’
SASH HE SAID ‘US’
[sashay] - 19:01
AWWW JON YOU DO CARE 🥹
I think this is a new era for us 🥹🥹🥹
[timstonker] - 19:01
I <3 Jon era
[Jon Sims] - 19:02
Forget I asked
Freaks in the Google Sheets
22/05/2012
[Rosie💕] - 9:01
I love you guys!!!!! 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 Have a wonderful day!!! 💗💗💗💗
[casscasscass] - 9:01
thx
[sonja_ourboros] - 9:01
Thank you Rosie!
[casscasscass] - 11:13
check ur inbox invoices just came in
[sonja_ouroboros] - 11:13
Don’t forget to check your inbox! I just sent out invoices!
Cass wait wtf that’s literally my job why are you doing my job
[casscasscass] - 11:13
sry
[sonja_ouroboros] - 11:14
I mean ig less work for me, but ik you have your plate full already
[casscasscass] - 11:14
meh things are pretty chill rn actually
new archivist got set up super easily, and sarah hasn’t been giving me problems lately
[Rosie💕] - 11:16
Speaking of Sarah, she actually visited the new Head Archivist yesterday! They’re both so isolated in their departments, so I’m hopeful they’ll get along 🤞
[sonja_oroboros] - 11:16
Oh dear, what did she give her?
[Rosie💕] - 11:17
I believe I saw her with a vase?
[casscasscass] - 11:17
sick
[sonja_ouroboros] - 11:17
NO NOT SICK THAT’S BAD
Most of her pranks are harmless but I’m pretty sure that’s a tier 5 amnesia artefact
Ofc she has a new classifying system, but my point still stands
[casscasscass] - 11:18
tbf the new archivist has to replace GERTRUDE ROBINSON
If she cant deal with a weird forgetting vase, she wont be able to deal with whatever that grandma was doing
idk what goes on in that basement but i know that technology doesnt survive it
[Rosie💕] - 11:18
It will probably be fine! Sarah isn’t malicious.
[sonja_ouroboros] - 11:18
Yes she is
[casscasscass] - 11:18
Yes she is
[sonja_ouroboros] - 11:19
UGH im just gonna ignore it
Storage is not my problem anymore
[Rosie💕] - 11:19
Probably wise 💗