Chapter 1: Drunk idiots and a Nene
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Yashiro Nene here, Your favorite heroine! Today I'm going to a party, but not just any party-- A party hosted by Teru Minamoto! That's right, I've been personally invited by him to his house! I might just be the luckiest girl alive. Well, if it weren't for the current situation right now. I'm at the house of my best friend, Amane Yugi. Our other best friend, Kou Minamoto, is also here. They're both absolutely wasted! I'm going to have to drive Kou-kun home, and Amane-kun will probably find a way to come along with me. This happens almost every time we meet up, so I'm used to it. That doesn't mean it's not annoying though!
"Yashirooo...I'm cooldd..." Amane was slurring his words, which was a sign that he drank way too much this time. Don't get me wrong, he gets drunk, but not to the point of slurring his words. I sighed and walked over to his spot on the couch, bringing a pillow and blanket so he would hopefully fall asleep. Kou-kun was up, but he was just blankly staring at the ceiling.
"Ehh Kou-kun, don't you want to rest?" I was worried more about driving him home than anything. It was always so tiring because him and Amane-kun would either start arguing over something stupid, or try to invent something with the stuff in my car. "Yashiro, do you see that? It's myyyh...gh..." Oh, he fell asleep!! Perfect, now I can drive home and they'll wake up sooner or later.
Wait, but should I really leave them? What if Minamoto-senpai thinks of me as a bad influence on his brother, and uninvites me!! That's it, I'm not losing the chance to go to a hot guy's party. I grabbed Amane-kun and Kou-kun, and started dragging them into my car. Hopefully nobody was up by this time, or it'd look like I was kidnapping them! I placed them both in the backseat and buckled them in. They'll probably wake up in a few minutes, so I'm glad I got them in before that! I hopped into the drivers seat and set the directions for Kou-kun's house. It was a short twenty minute drive, but it's probably gonna take longer. Once Amane-kun and Kou-kun wake up, they'll want to make a detour to get even more drinks.
Let's see, they're both asleep right now. I can stop by a sweets shop and get them a treat, then they won't ask for liquor! You're so smart, Nene!! I ended up buying them both donuts, and getting myself a cookie. They'd better wake up and eat this stuff soon! Wait, should they even be eating? They would be nauseous once they woke up, right? Oh. Why would I do this to myself. W-Well I'm sure it'll be fine!! As long as they're happy with their snacks, I've got nothing to worry about!
"Yaaaaaashirooo...I feel sick..." Amane-kun's awake, so that's nice I guess. Seeing as he might throw up, I should probably stop somewhere with a bathroom so he can do so. Let's see, Kou-kun's house is only three minutes away, but I'm not sure how long Amane-kun can hold in his barf. If I asked, he'd only mumble something and kiss me on the cheek in response. Which I'm not exactly sure why that's happened more than once, but I'm not even surprised. I'm not sure if any of the places I'm passing by have a bathroom, but should I take my chances? What's worse, Amane-kun barfing in my car, or in public...?
That's how we ended up in this dimly lit gas station. My car was expensive, okay!? Kou-kun also woke up and said he didn't feel nauseous, but I forced him to go try to throw up anyways. I can't trust them while they're sober, so why should I when they're drunk!? Boys are so annoying sometimes. Amane-kun came out of the bathroom, but Kou-kun was nowhere to be seen!
"Turns out the boy was actually nauseous, so he might take a while. I'm not feeling as drunk anymore, so do you want to sit outside while we wait?" That's great! Amane-kun isn't drunk anymore, which means one less idiot to deal with. Well, he said he's not AS drunk, which means he'll still be annoying.
We sat outside of the gas station in silence, waiting for Kou-kun to hurry up and finish puking. Does it seriously take that long!? Suddenly, Amane rested his head on my shoulder. He grabbed my hand and started playing around with it, which was cute. Cute in like a puppy way, I'm not saying he's attractive. In fact, he's nowhere near my type! "Why're you always so needy when you're drunk, hm?" Hopefully me asking this doesn't result in another kiss on the cheek, since I guess that's how he answers questions now.
"Mm dunno, I guess cause it's an excuse to do things I usually can't." He's right, if I ever got drunk I'd do something illegal and just blame it on the alcohol! That makes me sound like a bad person...
"You know you can do this whenever you want, right? Unless it's in front of Minamoto-senpai. He'll think we're dating and I'll lose my chance!" The idea of that alone scares me to death. Losing a hot guy because he thinks I'm in love with my best friend...terrifying. Amane just snorted and looked up at me. "I doubt you ever had a chance, Yashiro~" Why's he saying my name in that tone!? Wait- he just said I don't have a chance!? I should've never brought him along!
"EHH? Of course I have a chance! He invited me to his house personally, you know?" I'll never stop flexing that. Minamoto-senpai is just so polite! Way nicer than this guy. "Did he? Then why'd you ask me to come to?" Okay I can't argue with that one. I invited Amane-kun because I was nervous about being at Minamoto-senpai's house alone. Even if Kou-kun would be there too. "Then maybe I'll revoke your invite! You don't get to come with me anymore!" I stuck out my tongue at him, and he simply chuckled. He kissed me on the cheek again, which I should be used to by now. Why am I feeling so hot in the middle of winter? I don't know!! It's obviously not because of Amane-kun, that's just insane. Why's my face getting hotter!
"Blushy daikon~" D-DAIKON!? That's it, nobody insults my ankles. I shoved him off of me and faced the complete opposite of his direction. He sighed, and Kou-kun finally finished in the bathroom.
"Hey, why's Yashiro so red?" Kou-kun pointed out, which I would kill him for if he weren't drunk. Sober Kou-kun wouldn't embarrass me! Well, not on purpose at least. "I AM NOT RED!! Get back in the car." I angrily pointed at my car, and they both lazily walked over to their seats. Well at least Kou-kun did, Amane-kun sat in the passenger seat now. I didn't have enough energy to argue, so I just left him there.
Chapter 2: Throwing up in a sink..?
Summary:
Mitsuba has to deal with some drunk idiot in a gas station bathroom (Sorry these are kinda short giys 💔✌️)
Notes:
Yes, I glaze mitsuba 👍
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I woke up this morning planning to do absolutely nothing. I just wanted to eat, sleep, and watch TV. I know that makes me sound lazy, but it's not everyday I get to relax! Having a job has been stressing me out like crazy, and I'm insanely cute on top of that. Men confess to me practically everyday. I rarely ever have a day to myself for relaxation, so today will be special!
That's what I thought, until Teru Minamoto called me and invited me to his stupid party. I could've declined the invite, but I'm pretty sure that my friend Akane Aoi was going. I haven't seen him in a while so I'll go solely to talk to him and nobody else. You see, the Minamotos aren't exactly fond of me. Well honestly just Teru and their dad. I'm not sure about the other siblings because I haven't met them, but I'm sure they'll be the same. The reason why they don't adore me is because they say I'm too full of myself. Am I not supposed to be when I'm literally the cutest person on the planet?
Accepting the invitation was scary, but I had to do it so Akane would stop literally neglecting me. I'm serious, I haven't seen him in like two months! He better be grateful he's the only reason I'm going to this damn party. I could use something to drink right now, so I'm gonna head to the gas station and get liquor. Hopefully nobody I know is there because I'm too tired to deal with people.
Right when I got there I saw a couple on the benches shamelessly committing PDA. These perverts seriously need to take it somewhere else! I speed walked into the gas station so I wouldn't need to witness another second of that. I needed to use the bathroom, but using a gas station bathroom sounds like asking for an incurable disease. Oh well, hopefully it's not incurable.
As soon as I stepped in, I saw someone trying to vomit in the sink. Let me correct myself actually, he already vomited. "Why are you vomiting...in the sink...?" I needed to know why he wouldn't just use the toilet, then again he looks pretty drunk. "I- um- wow you're cute!" Wha- did he seriously just say that!? I know I'm cute, but that doesn't mean I deserve to be IGNORED! I bonked his head which made him start whining. Boys are so annoying, except for me. I'm adorable and likable!
"Yeah, I know. Are you going to answer me or not? You do know it's traditionally done in the toilet right?" He blinked like I just gave him a new revelation, which I probably did. Drunk people in public are always weird, just stay home! Hopefully he isn't the one driving either, then he'd die. "I forgot about that. What's your name though?" Seriously? He's making a move on me two minutes after we met! I hope he gets horrible hangover. "Um, Mitsuba Sousuke." Simple and plain, he doesn't deserve a proper introduction after this mess.
"Wait, you're the one who Teru-nii invited to the party! I'm also going!" He beamed and gave me a thumbs up, but all I could manage is a blank stare. This is Teru's little brother? They're nothing alike! Now I have to deal with two annoying Minamoto siblings. "I-I didn't know you were related. Anyways you should get back to wherever you were, right?" That seemed to have reminded him of something, because he gasped and ran out of the bathroom. I suddenly don't feel like using this bathroom anymore. I'll just get my drink and leave.