I yap about Forsaken because I'm bored (requests open)

by Anonymous

Summary:

I kinda want to write about Forsaken without feeling obligated to meet some sort of standard so YAP SESSION.

Feel free to request subjects for me to yap about :3

Chapter 1: Intro thingy

WOO-HOO I LOVE RAMBLING

Yeah so, I'll probably aim for around 500 words each rant? It'll obviously headcanon-based, probably just about random things that come to mind

It should be noted that I have more headcanons about my favorites so the rants will likely be longer. But you can request other characters and things ofc!

 

My favorite characters: 

SIXER SIXER SIXER I LOVE SIXER AAAAAAAAAA

Noob

ELLIOT

Shedletsky

 

My favorite only ships: 

SIXER X NOOB AAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

BRIGHTEYES X SHEDLETSKY

Guest 1337 x Daisy

John Doe x Jane Doe

Azure x Two Time

Chance x iTrapped

007n7 x 118o8

 

Uh yeah so request away I guess! Just a basic list of what you can request: 

Headcanon-based yap session (choose character(s)) - I yap a little about some silly headcanons I have

Lore-based yap session (choose character(s)) - I lock in and yap about some deep, meaningful lore

Ship-based yap session (choose one ship) - I yap about anything I can think of, could be serious, could be silly idk

Concept-based yap session (specify something idk like how the lobby works) - I yap about how I think stuff works

Swap AU yap session (again, just give me something; a character most likely will work) - I yap about my Swap AU lore; it'll probably never get written so just have all the lore ig

NO NSFW I can't really think of anything else I won't do. OH I won't do any ships other than the ones I listed, otherwise I'll treat it as platonic

 

I tend to focus a lot on pre-forsaken stuff, so please specify if you want more post-forsaken or within forsaken-verse stuff

TELL ME WHAT TO YAP ABOUT FIRST

Chapter 2: !!EMERGENCY YAP SESSION!!

Notes:

I'll make these occasionally when I desperately have a topic that NEEDS to be out of my brain but it hasn't particularly been requested yet. It'll also give me more motivation to get those requests :3
Sorry if you were waiting for those, I'll get to 'em I promise

Today's subject is my favorite: Guest 666 lore!

Also, future me here: After re-reading this I realize there are a HECK TON of inaccuracies in here (like almost everything is wrong), so don't quote me on any of this. I'll definitely make a follow-up rant that's way more accurate later, okay?

SO I JUST DISCOVERED NEW NOOB LORE IN THE SLASHER UPDATE

By 'just' I mean, around twelve hours ago, and by 'I' I mean, random people in the comments section of Noob's wiki page.

SO RANDOM PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF NOOB'S WIKI PAGE AROUND TWELVE HOURS AGO DISCOVERED NEW NOOB LORE IN THE SLASHER UPDATE

Also it's approaching 2am at the time of writing this and I have no access to any of these discoveries (I'm literally writing on my kindle rn 💔) so I'm just going based off my half-asleep memory :D

SO BASICALLY—

*ahem* So basically we've got a ton of new stuff revealed in the ARG. So like... spoiler warning, I guess?

I didn't actually do this myself, I just looked on the wiki page because I can't be bothered to solve these things myself.

SO ARG STUFF—

*ahem* I don't remember exactly what happened but it was like... super juicy lore-y angsty stuff.

SO LET ME GET TO THE POINT—

*ahem* It basically starts in some room thing I think at Sixer's (YAY SIXER MENTION) point of view or something. You spawn in and there's two separate hallways. One of them leads to Noob, the other leads to some maze thing I think.

WHICH IS LIKE COOL SYMBOLIZATION STUFF I THINK

It's Sixer's choice between his best friend, whom he thinks abandoned him, and the Spectre's twisted allure. Very long sidenote: Interesting thing to realize is that whatever is happening here is AFTER Sixer did <insert hypothetical thing Sixer did> and after Noob and Sixer had separated. Whatever Sixer did was bad enough that he believes he's undeserving of Noob's friendship (or love because SHIPPPPPPPP, which reminds me of this fanart I was making but ANYWAYS I'M GETTING SIDETRACKED FROM THE SIDETRACK). I MIGHT'VE JUST BEEN STATING THE OBVIOUS THERE IDK WHAT I'M DOING SORRY—

So back to the ARG, if you go down the hallway with Noob and touch them, they say something oh-so-spooky and meaningful (I forgot) and I think you get kicked? Either that or you respawn at the beginning. So you then have no choice but to go down the other spooky Spectre hallway.

WHICH IS MORE COOL SYMBOLISM I THINK

The fact that you—Sixer—can't choose Noob even if he tried shows how much the Spectre had already begun to influence him. The Spectre had already convinced him that Noob had completely abandoned him (which we know isn't true from pretty much everything). Even if he tried his hardest to reconnect with Noob, he was already too far gone; the Spectre would never allow it. (ALSO I REMEMBER WHAT NOOB SAID NOW! It was something like "you don't have the heart to choose the other path?" or something. I think it was the Spectre speaking through them or something? That's terribly oversimplified, though. BUT THAT'S FORESHADOWING)

So ARG-wise, you go through the scary scary maze thing, Sixer says some angsty lines, Noob is like being a creepy stalker and following you I think, and Veeronica is mentioned somewhere??? I'm forgetting as I write it down TvT

LEMME BACK UP A LITTLE

I can't remember exactly what Sixer said but uhm... yeah I had a remote idea of what he said but I just lost it sorry about that (help its 2:30am), I'll came back to this if I remember T^T

SO UH

Yeah, Veeronica gets mentioned! I was kinda confused when I was reading it (I was ALSO half-asleep 12 hours ago when I read it), but I think it switches to the Spectre speaking to Sixer here. IT (teehee I love referring to the Spectre as IT) mentions both Veeronica and Noob, saying something about them being a cool addition to IT's realm (oversimplification again). Which— HOLY REALIZATION—

SO ANOTHER SIDETRACK RELATING TO VEERONICA

Perhaps some of you know that it's a common theory that Veeronica is one of Noob's friends. Y'know the ones mentioned in Noob's ms3 quote? ("Met some new friends in the end..." HAHAH I've got those quotes MEMORIZED) But every time they're shown in their alternate renders, their faces are blocked out, right?

Well, while scouring around within the depths of the comment section of Noob's wiki page, SOMEONE FOUND AN UNBLURRED PHOTO OF NOOB AND THEIR FRIENDS

NO IT'S NOT A LEAK, IT'S LIKE THE ENVELOPE, IT'S IN THE LOBBY MAP SOMEWHERE, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CHECK MYSELF YET BUT—

Sidenote of the sidetrack: Lemme just tell you how freaking adorable that little group looks. I can't with them, the cuteness overload is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE— Also, there's a little writing on the back and still even more cuteness overload + getting hit with a FRIKIN' BRICK BECAUSE THE DEVS ARE ALLERGIC TO HAPPINESS but it's basically Noob being excited to show Sixer their new friends one day and it's just 🥺

I'M SORRY NOOB BUT YOUR BOYFRIEND BESTIE IS NEVER COMING BACK

Anyways, in the photo is a girl in front, another guest-looking dude (not Sixer, there are other details to this guy that I forgot), a third person that I forgot any defining details of, and Noob next to them (they lookin' adorable as always)

BUT NO VEERONICA

AND ALSO MY KINDLE'S ABOUT TO DIE I MIGHT HAVE TO CUT THIS SHORT, I'M PROBABLY GOING TOO LONG ANYWAY MY HAND HURTS

Anyway, this pretty much confirms that Veeronica is NOT one of Noob's friends.

So, if you even remember my original point, the Spectre mentions Veeronica to Sixer... WHAT IF VEERONICA WAS SIXER'S FRIEND INSTEAD???

Wouldn't that make sense? They're confirmed to be coming out in the same update so obviously (or not obviously?) they MUST have some relation to each other. I mean, if they're not friends, per se, perhaps Veeronica had something to do with <insert hypothetical thing Sixer did>? Obviously their relationship (DON'T TAKE THIS WRONG) was not important enough to warrant an LMS, but there has to be SOME relation, right? To the point where the Spectre is using her as some sort of bait (idk) against Sixer?

CHAT I THINK I'M COOKING WITH THIS THEORY

So backtracking even further to the ARG, once you make it through the maze and dodge the creepy stalker Noob, you approach this heart (REMEMBER WHAT THE OTHER NOOB SAID FROM BEFORE??). I think this is what happens, I might just be making stuff up at this point. Chat it's 3:17am now, and I am not about to remember what this thing said when you click on it, but once you do, it actually does end up kicking you here and you get an error message.

Again, it's 3am, but I THINK once decoded it says something like "I can't feel my body. Noob what did you do to me? <insert cool meaningful third sentence that I can't remember>"

(I am about to faint from exhaustion rn, the crash is REAL)

And GUYS I CAN'T WITH THE ANGST POTENTIAL HERE. Like I NEED this in fic form, I can't be the only one who sees this. Like I just need a WHOLE FRIKIN' FIC of the slow, painful, angsty transformation of Sixer into this giant beast demon creature thing. I would be giggling and kicking my feet (but also in tears because POOR SIXER but also I NEED TO SEE HIM SUFFER) I NEED MORE SIXER-CENTRIC FICS LIKE WHERE ARE THEY??

I would write it myself but as the SELF-DOUBTING IDIOT THAT I AM, it'd probably never see the light of day.

And um yeah that's all I have to say. I'm about to freaking COLLAPSE rn so like yeah this was much much longer than I intended. Hold up, I'm abouta count by hand how long this is

Okay I lost count like 50 times but HOLY— IT'S AROUND 1,100 WORDS RANTING ABOUT SOME BLOCK CHARACTER'S LORE— AND TO THINK I HAD EVEN MORE TO SAY ABOUT SOME OF THE NEW SKINS

But I guess that's what y'all came for X3

Alright that's the official end. Just so you know, I sacrificed 5 1/2 hours of sleep before my first day of school for this 😀

1% BATTERY LIFE Y'ALL I DID IT

Notes:

There will definitely by a second part to this when I actually have the frickin' material in front of me instead of relying on my goofy ahh 4am memory

I guess you've got a taste for my future rants now! This was so much fun to write :3

Also I changed up the intro a little

The actual word count is 1361, not much in the long run but that's a HECK TON FOR RANTING ABOUT LORE