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Phantom Busters!!

Summary:

SBG chatfic bcuz I love chatfics and I miss my children 😔

Rated Teen for implied/referenced underage drinking + whatever future topics added.

Notes:

You can probably infer whose usernames are whose, but just in case:

Carrot-top :/ — Ashlyn
Jump!! :) — Aiden
Talk? More like… — Ben
3 strikes..nvm jst 1 :( — Tyler
robotsRAHHH!!! — Taylor
Insight? No! On sight. — Logan

 

I have no idea when this is meant to be set btw. We’ll just say sometime after the comic finishes, because I wanna include the death stuff but like.. obviously they wouldn’t be able to text in the facility, or after that, so like.. idk

Also! I’ll add more tags + warnings as this updates, cuz I have no idea what I’m gonna do for future chapters (if there are any lmao)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: “it’s perfume!” and it was.

Chapter Text

Phantom Busters!!

 

Talk? More like… 2:04 PM

Aiden

@Jump!! :)

 

Jump!! :) 2:05 PM

yes?????

 

Talk? More like… 2:05 PM

Is this whiskey or perfume?

Attachment; 1 image

 

Carrot-top :/ 2:06 PM

Where did you find it?

 

Talk? More like… 2:06 PM

Kitchen

 

3 strikes..nvm jst 1 :( 2:06 PM

Then it’s probably whiskey

 

Jump!! :) 2:07 PM

nah my parents always keep alcohol in ghe cabinet

*the

ben bring it to me

 

Talk? More like… 2:07 PM

Okay

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:08 PM

If it’s not in the cabinet then it’s probably perfume

 

Insight? No! On sight. 2:08 PM

But why would perfume be in the kitchen?

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:08 PM

Why’re you asking me? 🤨

 

Insight? No! On sight. 2:09 PM

You brought it up???

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:09 PM

Hmm..

Yeah I don’t remember that

 

Jump!! :) 2:09 PM

hey gang it was perfume 😋

 

Carrot-top :/ 2:10 PM

I’m kinda scared to ask but

how’d you figure that out?

 

Talk? More like… 2:10 PM

HE JSYT DRANK THE WHELE BOTYLE 

 

3 strikes..nvm jst 1 :( 2:10 PM

WHAT

 

Carrot-top :/ 2:10 PM

the ENTIRE bottle???!!!??!

 

Talk? More like… 2:11 PM

WHAT DO I DO?????

oh never mind he just threw up

 

Insight? No! On sight. 2:11 PM

Is he okay?!

Ben?

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:13 PM

@Talk? More like…

@Jump!! :)

Guys???

I’m like, so genuinely worried rn

 

Carrot-top :/ 2:14 PM

Aiden

@Jump!! :)

@Jump!! :)

 

3 strikes..nvm jst 1:( 2:14 PM

Ben did say Ai threw up

Give them a couple minutes

 

Jump!! :) 2:20 PM

that tasted wird

*wirl

*weryd

*WEIRD

thete

*there

 

Carrot-top :/ 2:20 PM

oh my god

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:20 PM

you okay there bud..?

 

Jump!! :) 2:21 PM

yea im great thanks

 

Talk? More like… 2:21 PM

He threw up 3 times within the span of 10 minutes and briefly passed out

He’s now in my bed because he vomited in his own

 

Jump!! :) 2:22 PM

yea i am actually sorry about that 😓

gimme like a minute n ill go clean that up

 

Talk? More like… 2:23 PM

No?

Stay where you are, I’ll do it

I’m perfectly capable of doing laundry

 

Jump!! :) 2:23 PM

So am I???

 

Insight? No! On sight. 2:23 PM

You threw up three times and passed out, Aiden.

 

Jump!! :) 2:23 PM

eh

ive done more feeling worse

 

Insight? No! On sight. 2:24 PM

THAT DOESN’T MATTER?!

 

Jump!! :) 2:24 PM

whatever!!!

jeez only the first chapter and I’ve already got alcohol poisoning

this is stupid 

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:24 PM

first chapter of what??

 

Jump!! :) 2:24 PM

:)

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:24 PM

?????

 

3 strikes..nvm jst 1:( 2:25 PM

Okay, first of all

I’m glad you’re okay, Aiden, and I’m also really pissed, but I’m not gonna kick a guy while he’s down

 

Jump!! :) 2:25 PM

how generous

 

3 strikes..nvm jst 1:( 2:25 PM

Second of all

What the hell was in that perfume that caused THAT much of a reaction??

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:26 PM

Fr!! Like I’ve drank perfume before, but it’s never effected me like THAT

 

3 strikes..nvm jst 1:( 2:26 PM

you’ve what

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:26 PM

A girl gets thirsty 🤷‍♀️

 

Carrot-top :/ 2:27 PM

Aiden what would you have done if it was actually alcohol??

 

Jump!! :) 2:28 PM

then i wouldve jst gotten drunk

wnich wouldve been much better than THIS

*which

besides its not like i havent drank before

 

3 strikes..nvm jst 1:( 2:28 PM

you’ve what

 

Talk? More like… 2:29 PM

WHAT

 

Jump!! :) 2:29 PM

OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT YHE TIME

im feeling real tired all of a sudden 

better lay down 

bye guys!!

 

Talk? More like… 2:30 PM

Aiden Daniel Clark

You’re only off the hook for now because I don’t want to get mad at you while you’re sick

But we WILL be talking about that later

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:30 PM

Damn he pulled out the full government name 😭🙏

 

Talk? More like… 2:31 PM

I’ll talk to you guys later

I’ve got laundry to do, as you can imagine

 

Insight? No! On sight. 2:31 PM

Okay, talk to you later!

I hope Aiden feels better.. 😅

 

robotsRAHHH!!! 2:31 PM

Ttyl Ben!! And yeah, what Logan said lmao

 

Carrot-top :/ 2:31 PM

Ttyl

Aiden I know you’re reading this

Call me and Ty later when you feel better

I want to yell at you

 

3 strikes..nvm jst 1:( 2:32 PM

Same

 

Jump!! :) 2:32 PM

wow i feel so loved

 

Talk? More like… 2:32 PM

Aiden GET OFF YOUR PHONE

 

Jump!! :) 2:32 PM

IM GOING IM GOING

jeez 🙄

 

Talk? More like… 2:33 PM

This kid is gonna be the death of me istg

 

Jump!! :) 2:33 PM

UR BARELY OLDER THAN ME???

 

Talk? More like… 2:33 PM

AIDEN

 

Jump!! :) 2:34 PM

OK OK!!!

Notes:

They’re so stupid I love them

Real quick: Since this is meant to take place after the events of the SBG comic (current and future), I’ve aged the main six up from 14-15 to 16-17, cuz time has passed or whatever