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Jason was hungry. He's always had a big appetite, even living on the streets he was always hungry. Being in the manor was amazing, Alfred's cooking was amazing too obviously. But Jason was too scared to ask for seconds, he appreciated what he was given. But.. with Bruce currently in the Batcave’s Medbay after a long, and annoying battle against Bane and Alfred also busy with helping Bruce. Jason could probably just borrow the Batmobile’s keys, and drive over to BatBurger.
And that's exactly what he did. Quickly sneaking past Bruce, maybe not Alfred. But it doesn't matter, Jason quickly swipes the Batmobile keys off the table and sneaks back to the Batmobile. Opening the door, and turning the car on. Jason has driven before, even though he was only 12. He's had lots of practice. Unlocked cars in crime alley, mostly. What could be so different?
A lot. A lot could be different, actually. Jason forgot that a high-tech custom made car is way different than a random cheap, probably stolen car. Jason barely could see the windshield! But, It was a learning curve, and that's totally okay, learning curves! Except that the learning curve is running into a few two-face goons, and electrocuting them. Jason did apprehended them, crime never sleeps and neither does Robin! Except for super important tests at school nights, obviously.
After a few more goons being electrocuted and apprehended, Jason finally makes it to BatBurger. Jason is pretty hungry, so yes, he did order a lot. It was for him and Bruce! If Bruce was awake, and wasn't asking questions. Which he’ll definitely do but whatever. Jason also got a Bat-mite meal, just for the stupid toy. Because why not? It was just a fun thing to have, and torture when he was angry if he got a Batman, or God forbid another Nightwing. Jason doesn't even understand how he's gotten so many of them! He's had to start selling, but he's also got a funny idea when he finds out Dick’s apartment in Bludhaven.
Obviously, the cashier was definitely surprised when the batmobile pulled up.That was already surprising enough. But it's Gotham, lots of weird things happen anyway. They'll finally see what the Batman eats, that's probably who they expected to be driving. Not tiny 12-year old Robin who can barely see over the door. Because they yelled out a very loud “ROBIN!?” when they saw Jason. Jason held back a snicker, and smiled. Giving the cashier a little wave, and the batcard™ that was very accessible, to even a small, but very smart child.
Jason finally got his food minutes later, he was very excited to what was in his Bat-mite toy, giving another wave to the cashier and rolling up the window and putting the Batmobile into autopilot but keeping his hand on the wheel while opening it and- immediately signing as he got another Nightwing in that stupid suit. Whatever, he’ll just have to give them to Dick, he'll probably appreciate more of him. Jason doesn't really know a lot about Dick. But he's going off what he hears and sees.
By the time Jason is on his second burger, he's made it back to the Batcave. Opening the door, grabbing his food, and hopping out. Unfortunately, Bruce was awake and has been worrying about Jason since Jason got in the Drive-Thru line. Cause when Jason walked by the Medbay, he was pulled back with a cough from Alfred and a grunt from Bruce.
“Jaylad-”
“Master Jason-”
The two older men said, and Jason turned around like a dog caught eating something he's not supposed to be eating. “B.. Alfie.. How's it going..” Jason said, quickly hiding the boxes of BatBurger behind his back. “Where have you been?” Bruce asked, slowly getting up with a groan. “Nowhere! Absolutely nowhere.” Jason says immediately. “And what's that behind your back, Master Jason?” Alfred inquires, and Jason sighs. Jason puts the food down, “I got some BatBurger.”
“..You snuck off with the batmobile to get food, Chum?” Bruce says after some awkward silence. “Yeah, I got hungry after patrol. Want some?” Jason says, offering a burger and jokerized fries to Bruce.
Bruce almost cracks a smile, “Sure, Sport.” Taking the food and biting into the burger.
Jason turns to Alfred, but Alfred shakes his head. But Jason still gives him a fry. But, more for him! Jason immediately digs in while telling both Alfred and Bruce about the goons he apprehended.