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  1. Public Bookmark 30

    Chucklefuck and Friends by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    01 Jul 2023

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    Members of Gamzee Makara's unit are initially disbelieving when they hear he's got a moirail. And then they meet him, and their lives descend into quadrant-complication chaos.

    (“Gog, if that’s true, imagine what his partner’s like?”

    “6 feet tall and ripped,” she guesses. “Freaky clown worshipper.”

    “Clown deity,” Mituna interrupts.

    “Totally. Master juggler, bathes in the blood of infidels,” you agree. “HONK is their forever.”)

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    17 Mar 2025

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    For Every Rage, A Lifeline by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    02 Sep 2024

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    When you've pictured hunting Gamzee down in this new world and kicking his scrawny ass, somehow you've always imagined it in some ill-gotten highblood megahive somewhere. That you'd find him living in squalorous luxury like any entitled highblood on Alternia, scheming and plotting.

    The picture you got sent is of a flat gray beach, no hive in sight. Just a blurry figure with a mane of wild hair and curving horns, half-hidden behind a rock in front of an angry, stone-grey ocean. And now, all of a sudden, the word feral is back in your thinkpan and it won't come out.

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    14 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 13

    Live Long and Blunder by

    Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)  

    15 Mar 2023

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    'The two sniggering idiots, and the First Officer in command, all stared at your linked extremities.

     

    Looking up to Spock's face for any clues as to what had gone wrong, the horror set in.'

     

    (Gender Neutral Star Trek Self Insert. Mostly includes Kirk, Bones and Spock but the main 'intimacy' is with a flustered Spock.
    Warnings [Spoilers]: Mentions of nausea, gagging, sickness and accidentally forced intimacy [kissing])

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    08 Jan 2025

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    A Matter of ... Series by

    Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers, Marvel Cinematic Universe

    15 Apr 2019

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    Dr. Michelle Daniels is a history professor. When she's pulled into a magical map, her life will never be the same. A serious take on the OC pulled into Hetalia trope.

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    15 Nov 2024

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    Third Time's the Charm by

    Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender  

    22 Feb 2025

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    It's not a surprise that as the only daughter of a wealthy merchant family, Toph Beifong would someday be offered up on the altar of matrimony. For more wealth, for a noble title, for the good of the family. She'd just planned to run away first. And she definitely didn't expect this mess.

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    11 Nov 2024