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r/moneyadvice
u/1999FarmboyReal
What are easy ways to get cash while I’m a full time student?
I (26M) am currently a student in med school. I’m extremely broke, and don’t have any time for a job because I’m working at a learning hospital on top of being a student. This, obviously, doesn’t leave me with many opportunities for a part-time gig. When I’m not working, I’m studying, and when I’m not studying, I’m working.
Are there any easy gigs that I could look into to just help me make some extra cash??? Anything helps. Seriously. Thank you.
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u/FranklyLongDong
Back in my day we used to sell anything we had in our apartments for cash. Just sell random shit you don’t use anymore
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
I unfortunately cannot do that but thank you for the advice!!!
u/Martrinity01
Sell some organs.
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
I don’t think I can legally do that, but the thought has crossed my mind.
u/Xx_Dogtism_xX
Do you have a gofundme or anything? Maybe a paypal? I used to be a broke student, too, and now I’m a slightly less broke intern.
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
I think if I took money from a stranger the Christian guilt would actually kill me. But thank you for the offer!
↳u/Xx_Dogtism_xX
Ok! But the offer still stands. One ex-med student to another. :)
u/Throwaway1782
You could always try porn.
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
I don’t think people will pay to see me LOL. but I appreciate your advice!
↳u/Throwaway1782
Who said anything about showing your face? There’s plenty of ways to do porn without showing yourself. You can do faceless/masked porn on twitter, or even audio porn. That shit makes bank if you can get a good following.
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
Audio porn?
↳u/Throwaway1782
Yeah. Like on r/gonewildaudio or r/GoneWildAudioGay if you like dudes.
r/GoneWildAudioGay
u/DoctorDaddy1971
[M4M] Allow Me to Diagnose You. [Medical Play] [MDom Speaker] [Msub Listener] [Dubcon] [Doctor/Patient] [Light Degradation] [Praise Kink] [Good Boy] [Handjob] [Blowjob Encouragement]
A special request for u/SubBunnyBoy124. I was surprised to have a special request from someone, but I hope this fulfilled it.
I had fun recording this. It’s not often I get to play a ‘meaner’ role, like a hard dom. (Truthfully, I didn’t even do it well, as I fell back into the praise-giving habits I always fall into).
Either way, I hope this could be an enjoyable experience for those who enjoy it. As always, my PMs are open for special requests. If something sounds up my alley, I might do it.
Don’t be a stranger, GWAG.
Audio Here.
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u/SubBunnyBoy124
Oh. My god.
Thank you for this gift, Dr. Daddy. I will cherish it for life!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ and as always, if you’re ever interested in a collab, hmu ;)
↳u/DoctorDaddy1971
Haha. I don’t think I’ll be doing collaborations anytime in the near future, but thanks for the support.
u/CaptainJackrabbit
A treat as always, Doctor.
↳u/DoctorDaddy1971
Anything for you, o Captain, my Captain.
u/1999FarmboyReal
oh wow.
This is the first post I’ve found on this sub that really speaks to me. I hope you’ll continue to make content like this in the future.
If you take requests, could you consider doing teacher / student or mentor / mentee roleplay? I think you’d really have a good voice for it.
Thank you for making this again. Your voice is hypnotizing. I’m going to listen to this time and time again.
Thank you again. I don’t think I can properly state how hot this was to me.
↳u/DoctorDaddy1971
Wow. I’m honestly very flattered. I’m honored to be your intro into r/gonewildaudiogay, but I’m sure you know by now that there’s plenty of professionals to listen to.
As for the request, I would be honored to. As a special treat for a newcomer of the community.
r/GoneWildAudioGay
u/1999FarmboyReal
[M4M] Hi! This is my First Audio! [ramblefap] [masturbation] [accidental ‘Daddy’ usage]
Hi r/GoneWildAudioGay! This is my first audio. I hope I formatted it right.
I’m very nervous to post this because I’ve never done nsfw work before but. I sincerely hope you guys can enjoy it.
If you want to support me so I can keep making stuff like this, please check out my kofi! I had a lot of fun recording this.
Audio Here!
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u/DoctorDaddy1971
Wow. This is… very good for a first audio.
I must admit, I listened to it more than once. This is very impressive. Thank you for linking your kofi, I love supporting smaller creators. Especially ones that have such high potential, like yourself.
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
Oh my god I nearly fell out of my chair reading this notification.
Thank you so much for your support. Really. If there’s anything you want me to do, any special request, just name it, and I will.
↳u/CaptainJackrabbit
Don’t. He’ll have it go to his head.
↳u/DoctorDaddy1971
Says you.
↳u/DoctorDaddy1971
Anytime. And you can always PM me if you have any questions about audio, or things like that. Your sound is good, but a little editing can go a long way.
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
I might have to take you up on that!!! I have absolutely no idea what I am doing!!!
r/GoneWildAudioGay
u/DoctorDaddy1971
[M4M] Teacher’s Pet. [MDom Speaker] [MSub Listener] [Dubcon] because [Teacher/Student] [Spanking] [Brat Taming] [Praise] [Good Boy] [Anal] [Creampie] [Humiliation] [Speaker Orgasm] with [Aftercare]
A gift for our newest member of GWAG, u/1999FarmboyReal. Specifically, his request for a teacher/student roleplay.
I took a bit of artistic liberties with the script. I hope you like it, Farmboy.
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u/1999FarmboyReal
Oh. ohhgh,. Ouyhh. Mjhjhggh.
Thank you. Thnkyou thank you thank you thank you. Thhankyou. You have indulged every single controversial fantasy i’ve had ever since i started working . like yes please teach me how to suck your dick !!!!! I will do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
↳u/DoctorDaddy1971
Aw. Well, isn’t that a cute reaction.
I’m glad you enjoyed the treat, Farmboy.
r/GoneWildAudioGay
u/1999FarmboyReal
[M4M] [Script Fill] I Can Be Your Good Boy. [MSub Speaker] [MDom Listener] [Humiliation] [Degradation] [Begging] [Fill Me Up Please] [Real Orgasm] [Anal] [Edging] [Orgasm Denial] to [Overstimulation] [Dacryphilia] [Whining] [Yes Sir]
Hi again!
I’ve been. Very pent up as of late. For no particular reason. So I decided to prowl through some script offers and found one made by u/CaptainJackrabbit that fit what I enjoy a lot, so… um. I recorded myself doing it.
Thank you again for the script, Captain. I really enjoyed doing it.
As always, if you enjoy what I make, please consider supporting me on kofi!
Audio Here.
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u/CaptainJackrabbit
I made this script not expecting anyone to actually fill it. Sort of as a pipe dream for me to get all my perverted thoughts out in the open.
God, I am so grateful you filled this script. Your voice is perfect for it. Just the right amount of whiny mixed with the need to please. You’ve certainly done all my fantasies justice.
I’m going to save this and listen to it for years to come.
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
I’m so glad I could do it justice sir!!!
↳u/CaptainJackrabbit
Calling me sir already? I’m flattered.
↳u/DoctorDaddy1971
You lucky bastard.
↳u/CaptainJackrabbit
Maybe write some scripts instead of just recording them. Then you’ll get all your wishes to come true.
u/DoctorDaddy1971
Hearing you ramble fapping was adorable. But hearing you follow an actual script is… wow. Phenomenal. You really make the listener feel like they’re telling you off. It’s so cute and slutty, and overall perfect.
If you plan on making more script fills, I might have to start writing scripts of my own to offer you. Your voice is just perfect.
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
Waaaaaa!! Thank you so much. I’m so honored, and now I’m blushing super hard.
If you do ever write a script, please let me know!!! I would love to record for it.
r/TIFU
u/1999FarmboyReal
[18+ NSFW]
TIFU by opening my phone in front of my boss.
Okay, context. I (26M) work in a hospital. My boss is, like, double my age– not sure exactly how old, but probably like 51 or 52. Anyways, the point is, he’s a bit older. He asked me if it was okay to add his number into my phone, and I said yes, because, again. Boss. I need to have his number anyways to call out sick, or in case there’s an emergency on a day when I’m off, or whatever. Yay medical care.
Anyways. I handed him my phone after unlocking it, not really checking what was there, because I was a little in a rush. Upon looking at my phone, he paled in the face, and looked almost sick. I didn’t understand why, so I peeked over the screen to see what was on my phone.
It was a fucking soundgasm link. From one of my favorite creators.
Who is one of my favorite creators because he sounds like my boss.
I know. I’m a walking HR nightmare.
Anyways, I quickly snatched the phone away, tried to delete any evidence that it was there in the first place, and then gave it back to him with the contacts page open. I profusely apologized, but he didn’t seem to say anything, just sort of gawked at me.
I’m pretty sure he was disgusted with me. Can he fire me for that? For accidentally showing him an audioporn link? It didn’t play (thank GOD) but he saw it and seemed to recognize what it was. Maybe he’s had to deal with this before??? But again, he’s like twice my age, I didn’t think he’d know what soundgasm even was!!!
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u/1999FarmboyReal Stickied Comment
Holy shit I did not mean for this to get popular.
Um. To answer a few questions. Yes, I am gay. Yes, my boss is married. I have no intention of stealing him from his partner, whoever they may be. (He’s never brought them up before).
Yes, I do audioporn for a bit of financial support. My financial situation isn’t great, and I’m getting some confidence boosters all while being paid to jack off. It’s a win-win for me.
No, I did not ask my boss what his Reddit was. That feels extremely inappropriate.
No, I don’t want to say who the creator is, because I don’t want him to get dogged on with random questions that have nothing to do with him.
Anyways I have to go drown my humiliation in shitty booze my roommate bought bc she heard I had a bad day. Ok bye
u/Martrinity01
Lol Lmao even
u/Xx_Dogtism_xX
Maybe he uses the site too. Reddit isn’t just for younger generations, it’s also like a forum hub for any sort of hobby, which is primarily what the internet was when it was first starting up. A bunch of forums.
Not saying your boss necessarily listens to audioporn. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just keep an open mind :)
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
If my boss uses Reddit I think I have to quit
u/FranklyLongDong
I think you should just quit. That humiliation is too much to bear. If he finds out what you’re listening to, you’re as good as gone.
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
I am thinking about it. Maybe I’ll go join the Amish or something.
u/CaptainJackrabbit
Don’t quit your job. You’re fine. You kids always panic over the strangest things.
↳u/1999FarmboyReal
Ok listen, healthcare can be really stressful!!!!!
↳u/CaptainJackrabbit
I know. Source: I work in healthcare.
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r/Advice
u/ThrowawayPervert1800
[18+ NSFW]
Today my employee accidentally showed me audio porn… That I made. Help.
I, (52M), work in the healthcare field. Specifically emergency medicine. As you can imagine, it gets quite stressful. Everyone has different ways to help relieve the pressure from this job, and I’m no exception. My vice just so happens to be making audio porn for other people’s pleasure.
It’s actually something my husband and I started doing a bit ago, and then we just never stopped. He would write the scripts, I would act them out. It was an amazing act of creativity on both parts, and helped us both destress from long days of work, especially since we work opposite shifts. (He works the night shift, I work the day shift.)
Anyways. Today my employee (26?M) handed me his phone so I could put my contact information in in case of an emergency. He handed me his phone… and it was open to the soundgasm link of one of my audios.
You can imagine my shock and horror.
He caught on fairly quickly though, grabbed his phone, closed out of the tab, and handed it back to me, but it was far too late. The damage was done. I knew.
I’m not sure if he knows. I’m not sure if he knows that I know. I don’t know anything. I’m terrified.
What does one even do in this situation? I can’t just quit, nor can I fire him. He didn’t do anything wrong, and he’s an amazing employee. Is there a way I can just ignore him forever? Can I act like this never happened?
Please help me. I’m doomed.
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u/RatherBeFishing
I’m getting some serious deja vu here.
But as for some serious advice, please, communicate with him. Maybe don’t tell him that it’s you, (that sounds like an HR nightmare waiting to happen), but just tell him that it’s not a big deal. He’s young and he’s going to get horny. Things happen. It just so happens to be a very humiliating coincidence.
Maybe your husband can help with the conversation?
↳u/ThrowawayPervert1800
Thank you for the advice. Unfortunately, my husband finds this entire situation hilarious, and doesn’t seem to take it seriously.
↳u/CaptainJackrabbit
I am taking this perfectly seriously, thank you very much.
u/MarvelOUSTED
Jeez. This certainly does sound tricky.
Could you try just… deleting all of the audios? And your account?
↳u/ThrowawayPervert1800
I’d rather not go all scorched-earth. Plus, I feel like that would make a bigger spectacle, and he doesn’t really know why this is happening in the first place. I’d rather keep everything low-key.
I just need to figure out how to do that.
u/YabbaDinkyDoo
Dude. I think your employee is dropping hints.
Do you like him? Are you and your husband down for a third? Do you have the balls to ask him out? If you answered yes to all these questions, then congrats, you may have just found a third.
↳u/ThrowawayPervert1800
I must admit, yes, I do find him attractive. My husband and I both do, actually. It’s extremely embarrassing.
That being said, I absolutely cannot ask my employee out on a date. It’s unethical, and an abuse of power. Plus, I still have no idea how he feels.
↳u/YabbaDinkyDoo
If he’s jacking off to the sound of your voice I think it’s fairly safe to admit he wants to fuck.
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r/polyamory
u/CaptainJackrabbit
My husband wants to be polyamorous so bad it makes him look stupid. Literally.
I (49M) have a husband (52M). We’ve been together for quite some time now, approaching 18 years?
I know him like the back of my hand. He’s my second half, my everything. Which is, to say, that I know when he’s being dumb and irrational.
Both of us don’t really care about monogamy. When we got together, we were casual, and then when we became serious, we agreed that we could sleep with whoever so long as we kept it wrapped and communicated. Both of us have only done this about three times total over the course of our relationship.
My husband has someone he has eyes for, and I have eyes for them too. I’m almost positive this person has eyes for him as well. Scratch that, absolutely positive, Not so sure about me, but I’m fine just watching if I get the chance.
The problem is both these people are too passive to say anything. My husband, love him to bits, is terrified of being seen as a gross old man perving on someone younger than him. Meanwhile, the other man is so shy, I’m pretty sure he’d cry if he was forced to confront his emotions. Not to mention he’s an ex-Christian, I’m pretty sure, so add religious guilt into the mix. Joyous.
How do I get them to communicate?
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u/BisexualGhostWizard
Invite the third to dinner. Make it a neutral place, like a restaurant. Don’t let him feel like you two have the upper hand.
Talk to your husband about what you two want with him. Then ask him if he’s interested in something like that.
Open communication is key. Don’t talk over him, let him speak his mind, especially if he’s significantly younger than you. Equal footing makes for the best conversations.
Good luck!
↳u/CaptainJackrabbit
This sounds like a good plan. Thank you for the advice.
u/PrettyboyProtectionSquad
Are you by chance connected to the whole “my employee found my gay porn audio” thing?
↳u/CaptainJackrabbit
Yup. That’s my dumbass. Can you believe he has a medical degree?
↳u/PrettyboyProtectionSquad
I mean, to me it sounds adorable that you’re supporting your husband through this. Sounds to me like you just need to have a good sit down talk with him.
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r/Advice
u/1999FarmboyReal
[18+ NSFW]
Just got propositioned to be in the polycule of my dreams and I am freaking out a little.
I (26M) work with two of my bosses (49M and 52M, who I will name Boss #1 and Boss #2 respectively). When I accidentally showed audioporn to Boss#2 (long story, find it here), I thought for sure I was gonna get fired. Like, absolutely. Goodbye all my dreams of escaping my small hometown in fucking nowhere Nebraska and becoming a successful doctor, hello working for minimum wage in Walmart or something. Whatever.
Anyways. After that whole incident, I thought for sure I was going to get chewed out by HR, and my worries were only multiplied by the fact that his HUSBAND (who is Boss#1 BTW???? NOBODY KNEW THAT) asked if we could meet for dinner one day. Needless to say I was scared shitless.
Anyways. FFW to the dinner. We go out to this kind of nice place and I’m internally sobbing because I know I can’t afford it so I just don’t eat anything. I just get a water. My two bosses are sitting with me and they’re making small talk. Once they got the pleasantries out of the way, Boss#1 dove straight into it, asking if I knew why they were here. Or why he was here. I don’t remember the exact wording.
I nodded my head and began to tell him how sorry I was, but before I could, he raised his hand and stopped me. He told me to tell my side of the story.
So I did. I told him about how I accidentally opened audioporn in front of his husband, and not that I was trying to flirt with him, but that it was an honest mistake and that I hoped he could forgive me and please don’t fire me. He seemed almost amused by my begging, but then nodded to his husband (AKA Boss #2) and had him talk.
APPARENTLY. The audio that I was listening to. Was made. By my boss.
And that. Boss #2 wasn’t mad. He was actually flattered that I found it. And he said he wanted to talk more over coffee, if I wanted. And that I wasn’t in trouble. And that if I didn’t like anything they had said so far that I could leave and forget it ever happened or even report them to HR for being, in his words, “Gross Old Perverts”.
Then Boss #1 told me that they were interested in possibly taking this further if I was interested. Like. Dating wise. Me dating two men. At the same time.
???????????????????
Seriously !!!! What the FUCK . What did . I dont even. THEY ASKED ME. TO GO ON A DATE. WITH BOTH OF THEM. BOTH OF THEM????????
I was so shocked I didn’t say anything but just sort of nodded???? And then Boss #1 looked at his husband and said “Told you he was interested.” LIKE THEY HAD PLANNED THIS???????????????????????????
I think I’m dying and this is heaven. But also I am worried because like what if I’m bad at dating two people. I’ve barely dated one. What if I fuck it up
Please help. How do I date my two older sexy bosses who want me.
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u/FranklyLongDong
Lucky Bastard.
↳u/Martrinity01
Seriously. How do I become a part of some sexy boss polycule where they both want me.
u/Xx_Dogtism_xX
Congratulations!!! Communication is key!!!
Talk to them about your worries. If they’re good for you, I’m sure they’ll be patient and take their time, and go at a pace that works with you. If not, while it may be hard to do, you might have to say goodbye. Your health is important!
Even if communicating is hard, it’s important to remember that one hard conversation is better than letting it fester!
u/Coffeeeeeeeee
Wow. I’ve been following this story since the first post. I cannot say I expected this ending whatsoever.
↳u/CandyCaneCocksleeve
This is better than any soap opera ever conceived.
u/CyutiePatutie
Talk to them! I’m sure they’d love to hear about your worries and soothe them for you.
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r/polyamory
u/CaptainJackrabbit
[UPDATE] My husband wants to be polyamorous so bad it makes him look stupid. Literally.
Find the original post here because I’m too lazy to explain it all again.
But good news. He accepted. He said yes. We are officially a polycule, or however it works.
My husband and I are super excited to take him out on nice outings, and he said he wants to be able to cook for us. We’re fine taking it as slow as he needs, but I must say, it’s so enjoyable being able to come home to them cuddling, where I can just hop right in.
Also, he’s cute as a damn button. He’s got big blue eyes that I swear shimmer more every time I look at him. My husband struggles to say no to him, but it’s fine.
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u/RubMahBellay
I’m not sure whether to be happy or seething with jealousy.
↳u/TwelvetimesXIV
Right???? Like I’m so happy you got your happy ending, but also, fuck you
↳u/CaptainJackrabbit
Thank you for your well wishes.
u/Martrinity01
This is so sweet I’m gonna be sick
↳u/CaptainJackrabbit
Please don’t. Or, actually, all three of us are doctors, so, sure. Go for it.
↳u/Martrinity01
Dude are you guys like the ultimate DINKs now. Like. TRINK. Triple Income No Kids
↳u/CaptainJackrabbit
Technically. But my husband and I have been looking into getting a cat, which would be our equivalent of a child.
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r/GoneWildAudioGay
u/DoctorDaddy1971
[MMM4A] Listen to Us Fuck Our Cute New Toy. [Polyamory] [Radioplay] [Real Orgasm] 2 [MDom] with 1 [MSub] [First Time] [Praise Kink] [Daddy Kink] [Penetration] Light [Degradation] and [Humiliation] [Orgasm Denial] [He likes it, I promise] [Multiple Orgasms] [Creampie] [Whiny] [Needy] [Begging] [53:10]
Hello again, GWAG.
Sorry for the disappearance. I’ve had a lot of IRL things going on lately that took precedent. But, as an apology, I come bearing a gift: Nearly one hour of me and my husband u/CaptainJackrabbit fucking our cute, needy boyfriend, u/1999FarmboyReal.
This was such a treat to record, especially since it was basically us just fucking continually for an hour. All of the moans you hear are real, same with all the sloppy kisses, the smacks… everything.
Audio Link Here.
Enjoy ;)
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