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[System ID: @Yuuyuji added 6 new users to the chat.]
[System ID: @Yuuyuji changed the chat name to ‘sstarships’]
3:21 am
>> sstarships <<
members: 7
Yuuyuji:
Okay, so
EnndoChika:
No.
Yuuyuji:
I've literally only said two words
[Photo ID: It was a blurry photo of Terushima's face; bunged and scrunched up. Moreso, the upper half of his face and his eyes were shown.]
Kodzuken:
u look stupid
Yuuyuji:
Thank you!!!!!
Kodzuken:
???
EnndoChika:
It is way too early for this, Ru’
Yuuyuji:
So??!?!!!
Akaashika:
Why are we in this group chat?
Yuuyuji:
So glad you asked!
Well, I made this group chat for future work.
You all are going to be team captains after your old ones step down, right?
Akaashika:
Yes, unfortunately.
EnndoChika:
Yes
Kodzuken:
Maybe.
Yuuyuji:
Sweet!
Okay, I made this group chat so that we can get along as future rival team captains!
Y'know, ples to brihgtten hp ur sad sorrey livs
FuujiMoutajn:
I think maybe u should learn how to spell first, yo.
Kodzuken:
speak for urself
you cant even spell mountain correctly
Yuuyuji:
It’s 3:34 am Kenji
stfu
Im fuggin tired
FuujiMoutajn:
Why the hell didn’t you sleep first?
U could’ve made this another time
ALSO STFU I LIKE MY MISPELLING
Yuuyuji:
For the lyf of me, i coudnt slep
EnndoChika:
Your spelling’s getting worse
Yuuyuji:
AYM SLEEPY OKWY
Kodzuken:
ok
thats besides the point.
Aside from enno, yuuji, and akaashi, i dunno who the rest r
Yuuyuji:
Zey asnt awyke szo mabe we can inteoduce ourselfvcs lat3er lowlolwl
FuujiMountajn:
I can surprisingly understand this
wth
EnndoChika:
The only words my brain is processing right now is later
How tf do u understand this
Kodzuken:
pretty easily lol
ive deciphered worse messages than ts
5:56 am
Yuuyuji:
I managed to sleep for an hour and thortay
thirdty*
thirstdy*
FUCK
thirsty*
UGH
thirty
FINALLG
EnndoChika:
Jesus, the amount of attempts that took
Yuuyuji:
SHUT UP >:(
I js woke up yo..
ShiraKen:
I wake up to this
What the hell
FuujiMountajn:
O yeah, i forgot there were other members
ShiraKen:
How did you get my number?
The fuck
Yuuyuji:
I had to ask Ushiwaka-kun for that lawl
Who then had to ask Tendou
Apparentlly he aint have ur contact info
*shrugs*
ShiraKen:
???
Ok what the hell
Akaashika:
Well, at least I am not the only to be extremely bewildered by this
Kind of weird that you suddenly have our contact numbers out of the blue
Yuuyuji:
I’m in another group chat with yur captains lal
I dunno how i gots there either yo
I js spawned there one day
and BAM
I start talking to them lol nd we became like friends and stuff
ShiraKen:
I don’t think you’d need to accentuate that
Yuuyuji:
Hater
ShiraKen:
???
FuujiMountajn:
LMAOAOAOOA
this shit kinda entertaining ngl
Akaashika:
Really?
They've only really spoken twice.
Plus, this is boring
FuujiMountajn:
WHAT
Akaashika:
This is boring.
FuujiMoutajn:
UR BORING
Akaashika:
?
No
ShiraKen:
I lit have to get ready
Stop buzzing my phone.
Yuuyuji:
NO CAN DO BUCKAROO.
ShiraKen:
Don't ever call me that
Yuuyuji:
BUCK-A-ROO
ShiraKen:
Knock that shit off
Yuuyuji:
[Photo ID: You can see a long middle finger covering half of the screen, it was blurry and unfocused.]
Shiraken:
[Photo ID: Now, there are two middle fingers on the screen. Shirabu's face cannot be seen as it's unfocused and blurred, and the only thing you can really see are the two fingers.]
EnndoChika:
I js fucking woke up
Why the hell am i getting flipped off
Thrice btw.
Tf
Kodzuken:
??
i js wanted to check ts bec it kept going off
why r u both fighting already??
Yuuyuji:
HE STARTED IT
ShiraKen:
DID NOT
He's just sensitive .
Yuuyuji:
AM NOT
Akaashika:
This is getting out of hand,
ShiraKen:
ARE TOO
Akaashika:
Oh dear.
FuujiMoutajn:
WBQHAHABABABABHAJAJAJ
Yuuyuji:
AM NOT
ShiraKen:
ARE TOO
Yuuyuji:
AM NOT
ShiraKen:
ARE TOO
Yuuyuji:
AM NOT!!!!
ShiraKen:
ARE TOO
Yuuyuji:
AM NOT
AM NOT
AM NOT
AM NOT
ShiraKen:
YOU ARE???
STOP DENYING IT??!?!?!?!?!?
ARE TOO
ARE TOO
ARE TOO
ARE TOO
BITCH
Yuuyuji:
NO IM NOT
I DENY NOTHING
ShiraKen:
So, you're saying you agree that you're sensitive?
Yuuyuji:
…
Wait.
Wait…….
WAIT>..>>>S>D.S>>
WAIT!1!!!!!!!>>!!!!!>!?
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHTI
STIH
SHTI
SHTH
SHIT
SHTI
SHDITITI
NO!
ShiraKen:
HA
YOU ADMITTED IT
Yuuyuji:
NOOOOOOOOQOOAAOOSISIDJFJJFJSHSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111@!11!!1!1!1!1!1!!1
I WAS TRICKED!!
TRICKED!!
[Voice Note: “I was tricked!!!!!!!!” kept looping. It progressively got louder and louder as Terushima had started to repeat it. His voice started to get distorted the longer you played, the sounds that were coming out of his mouth sounded like he was being possessed.
And then by the end of the voice note, you could hear someone scream “YUJI! SHUT UP!” Before it ended abruptly]
YaChan:
You sound like a fucking demon
Jesus
Yuuyuji:
I WAS TRICKED!!!
TRICKED!!WWIUEDGWSHKFDGSKUHAXDS
FUCIKKKKDPSKJDHKSJFHZvDFJEKWDBJ
YaChan:
Calm ur ass down
FuujiMountajn:
a demon..
HELP
WHY R HIS SCREAMS GETTING PROGRESSIVELY HIGHER???
YaChan:
HELP EM
He js got told to shut up
Akaashika:
You listened to all of that?
How are your ears
YaChan:
It stings.
I was wearing earphones
I couldn’t turn the volume down
EnndoChika:
Why the fuck did you listen to all of that??
YaChan:
I have free will bird boy
EnndoChika:
K.
8:32 am
Yuuyuji:
@everyone we haven’t introducecd to each other yet!1!1!!!
EnndoChika:
im in the middle of class, Ru’
i didnr turn off my notifds and shit
now im getting in trouble bec of your ping
DAMN YOU
Yuuyuji:
WHY R YOU STILL CHATTING THEN DUMABS
Akaashika:
In the middle of class, right now
Stop freaking texting
Yuuyuji:
NO
Akaashika:
??
FuujiMountajn:
HELLO?
Enno js got his phone snatched
BHWBHABHBSAHBSAHSBA
IM CRINE
ShiraKen:
Can y’all shut the fuck up
My phone is buzzing like crazy
FuujiMountajn:
Skill issue
ShiraKen:
HOW IS THAT A SKILL ISSUE??
??????
[Photo ID: The picture was shaky, the clear blur of the middle finger shows up. It looked like it was taken out of spite and in a hurry.]
FuujiMountajn:
SCREW YOU ASSHOLE
FUCK
YOU
FUCK
YOU
[Photo ID: This time, Futakuchi’s face cannot be seen clearly but there was clear indication of it despite how blurry it looks. Another middle finger that was directed towards the camera, making it the focus of the picture.]
YaChan:
SHUT UP
DONT U GUYS HAVE CLASS??
Akaashika:
No, we’re on break right now
YaChan:
It is not the time????
Akaashika:
It’s the perfect time.
You asked
*shrugs*
YaChan:
???
Fucker
5:57 pm
Kodzuken:
introductions
now
Yuuyuji:
YESSSS!!!!!!
Because I made the group chat
I’ll go first!1!!!!1
Akaashika:
Most of us know who you are already
Yuuyuji:
HUSH
Let me have my moment
GEEE.
Ok.
As I was saying.
My name is Terushima Yuuji, I am the Captain of The Johzenji Boys' Volleyball Club. I am 17 years old. My birthday is on April 18, and my position on the court is Outside Hitter! I’m also a second year in class 7
I like weiner pan, because they taste really good and the texture is to DIE for. I REALLY LIKE having FUN on the court.
I fucking hate mustard, mustard should never exist
If ever you decide to feed me mustard, I will throw up on you
Akaashika:
Oh wow.
Aren’t you.. something
Yuuyuji:
OH FUCK OFF
FuujiMountajn:
I never knew you didn’t like mustard
Yuuyuji:
You wouldn’t know because I don’t eat it lawl
ShiraKen:
You’re in class 7??
tf
i though u were like
dumb af
Yuuyuji:
Rude
I may look dumb and make dumb decisions
But i aint academically dumb
*shrugs* I’m just better than all of you apparently
YaChan:
?
Arrogant hoe
FuujiMountajn:
LMAO
Ok. MY TUZRN
My name is Futakuchi Kenji, I’m the captain of the Date Tech boys’ vb club. Im abt to turn 17. My bday is on Nov 10, my position on court is Outside Hitter (ace type shi). Im in class A and a second yr.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SOUR GUMMIES.
Or
Anything sour rlly,
I hate ginger. Genuinely
EnndoChika:
Then I’m guessing you hate Hinata, right?
FuujiMountajn:
?
HUH
Why would I hate on that orange hair middle blocker of yours….
…????
IM SO CONFUSED
EnndoChika:
His hair is ginger…??
FuujiMountajn:
Oh.
I feel fucking dumb
FUCK U ENNO
EnndoChika:
It’s not my fault you didn’t understand the joke
*Shrugs twice*
Ok. Jokes aside, my turn lawllla
My name is Ennoshita Chikara, I’m 16 years old, I’m not the captain (yet) of the Karasuno boys’ vb club, i’m an outside hitter. I’m a second year, plus i’m in class A. My bday is on December 26.
My fav food would probs be Sea Pineapple
YaChan:
The hell is a sea pineapple
EnndoChika:
Look it up
anyways…
I dont like anything spicy. I have the spice tolerance of a baby
I cant handle spicy food
YaChan:
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT UR FAVORITE FOOD
IT LOOKS SO WEIRD?
EnndoChika:
STOP DISSING MY FOOD
ITS NOT WEIRD.
WEIRDO
YaChan:
NO BECAUSE WHAT IS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK YO
looks like a ballsack to me….
EnndoChika:
????
IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE A BALL SACK
ShiraKen:
That’s not helping you at all???
EnndoChika:
OH FUCK YOU
Akaashika:
I’ve looked it up, and I understand their reactions towards this.
What the hell is that
Kodzuken:
srsly !!
EnndoChika:
GET OFF MY BACK
SHUT UP
SHUT UPPPPP
[Voice Note: It was just one long screech of “SHHHHUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!”]