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2025-12-31
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vengefulGeisha [VG] begun trolling centaursTesticle [CT]​

Summary:

Equius gets harassed by Damara, who somehow got his Trollian tag.

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vengefulGeisha [VG] begun trolling centaursTesticle [CT]

VG: こんにちは、バカさん。 (Hello you idiot.)
VG: あなたは何をしているの? (What are you up to?)
CT: D --> What is this?
CT: D --> How did a lowb100d such as yourself manage to get my Trollian account?
CT: D --> Not to mention messaging in such a disgusting dialect.
VG: 知りたいでしょ? (Wouldn't you like to know)
VG: 汗っかきのバカな筋肉野郎 (Big dumb sweaty muscle head)
VG: きっと私のメッセージに胸の膨らみを撫でてるんだろうな (Probably stroking your bulge to my messages)
CT: D --> And to speak so disrespectfully
CT: D --> Absurd!
CT: D --> I demand that you tell me your name this instance!
CT: D --> I will determine if you must be culled for this insolence.
VG: ハハハハハ (Hahahahaha)
VG: 頑張ってね (Good luck with that)
VG: 淘汰されることはないと思うよ (I don't think I will be culled)
CT: D --> Preposterous!
CT: D --> No lowb100d would be allowed to walk away alive, after such a blatant show of disrespect to a highb100d.
CT: D --> Although, now that this conversation continues and you show no sign of fear.
CT: D --> I admit, I am starting to sweat.
VG: キモッ〜 (Gross~)
VG: それが楽しんでる証拠なの? (Is that how you show that you're enjoying things?)
VG: 汗? (Sweat?)
VG: うわあああ (Uwaahhhh)
VG: 他に何か液体が漏れていますか? (Any other liquids pouring out?)
CT: D --> That is of no concern to you lowb100d.
CT: D --> Once again, I demand that you inform me of your name so that I may take action against you.
CT: D --> Hurry, before I perspire move over this scandalous interaction I am having with you.
VG: ああ (Oh)
VG: もし言わなかったらどうなるの? (And what if I don't tell you)
VG: 君をここに放っておいて、焦らすだけ (I just leave you here, teasing you)
VG: 君がはち切れんばかりに突きまくるの? (Edging you till you burst?)
CT: D --> Then I will simply do what I should have done when you first messaged me.
CT: D --> I shall block you.
CT: D --> I have not done so yet, simply because I deemed that you should go through the proper channels of consequences.
CT: D --> Not that a lowb100d like you would know what that means.
VG: 意地悪 (Mean)
VG: でも、いいじゃないか (But fiiiiiine)
VG: そんなに知りたがってるなら。 (Since you're so aching to know.)
VG: 私の (My)
VG: 名前 (Name)
VG: は (is)
CT: D --> Hurry up!
CT: D --> Your attempts at suspense are terrible.
VG: せっかちなクソ野郎 (Impatient Asshole)
CT: D --> Watch your language lowb100d.
CT: D --> And you still have not given me your name.
VG: ダマラ (Damara.)
CT: D --> Very well then.
CT: D --> Damara.
CT: D --> By this time next perigee, you should know your fate.
CT: D --> Hopefully your culling will be... merciful
VG: とても親切 (So kind)
VG: エクイウスちゃんは私に気があるのかな? (Does Equius-chan have a crush on me?)
CT: D --> Preposterous.
CT: D --> It is simply the role of a highb100d that a culling is done cleanly and perfectly.
CT: D --> Farewell
CT: D --> I require a towel.
VG: バイバイ (~Bye bye~)

vengefulGeisha [VG] has ceased trolling centaursTesticle [CT]