FailureArtist
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Hall of Presidents (The Alternian Candidate) by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
16 Jan 2026
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A storehouse for various things connected to The Alternian Candidate and other stories in this AU
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- Part 3 of The Three-Way Cold War Chess Game
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 171
- Chapters:
- 22/?
- Hits:
- 106
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The Assassination of Gamzee Makara by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, Political RPF - Russian 20th c.
30 Dec 2025
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Queen Jane's beloved holy troll Gamzee Makara must die for the good of Prospit, and King Jake's friends think they can do it. How hard can it be to kill this love machine? Oh, that hard?
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- English
- Words:
- 3,340
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 34
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The Alternian Candidate by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, Real Person Fiction
28 Dec 2025
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In a hotel bathroom stood a twenty-three year old Medal of Honor recipient. John Egbert looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t recognize himself. This was a normal situation for him.
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A “The Manchurian Candidate” story in the world of Homestuck, with LGBTQ themes and guest appearances by Lolita and Lawerence of Arabia among two dozen other things.Series
- Part 1 of The Three-Way Cold War Chess Game
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Citizen Chauvelin Has Entered the Chat by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Scarlet Pimpernel Series - Baroness Orczy
15 Dec 2025
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Citizen Chauvelin has the Scarlet Pimpernel at his mercy and he will get out the information on where the escaped émigrés are hidden, even if he has to use the most erotic means at his disposable.
Or at least that's the situation Bro Strider and Pa Harley are roleplaying, with June Egbert forced to chaperone due to Plot Hijinx from The Alternian Candidate.
Series
- Part 12 of The Three-Way Cold War Chess Game
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- English
- Words:
- 2,889
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 104
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16 year old Roxy Lalonde has a job interview with Skaianet CEO Jake Harley to baby sit his children.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,878
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 41
Recent series
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The Three-Way Cold War Chess Game by EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken6604, FailureArtist
Fandom: but mostly Homestuck, Homestuck, Original Work, Real Person Fiction, Sunset Boulevard (1950), The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, The Scarlet Pimpernel Series - Baroness Orczy
16 Jan 2026
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Trolls land in Siberia in 1908 and this is the consequence. AU based on the 1959 novel/1962 movie The Manchurian Candidate.
- Words:
- 277,107
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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Homespork by chelonianmobile, FailureArtist
Fandom: Hiveswap, Homestuck, How Not to Write a Novel
14 Feb 2024
- Words:
- 521,066
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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The trolls we know are now humans whose paths have somehow ended up in Midland, Michigan. Some parts of their lives are the same, some are different. Yet a cult, growing quickly in the 2010s, ensnares their lives. How did we get to this point?
My NaNoWriMo 2018 project "Friendship & Stuff" and my NaNoWriMo 2019 project "Friendship & Stuff" side-stories, combined together!
- Words:
- 118,032
- Works:
- 20
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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I wrote a story where the Zahhaks get drunk in a wine bar and then I wrote a sequel and a prequel and maybe I'll be tempted to write more.
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- 22,175
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Utena Music Videos by FailureArtist
Fandom: Adolescence of Utena - Fandom, Foo Fighters, Garbage (Band), Sam Phillips - Fandom, Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Revolutionary Girl Utena, The Beatles
28 Jan 2016
- Words:
- 73
- Works:
- 6
Recent bookmarks
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,082
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 632
- Kudos:
- 8,580
- Bookmarks:
- 1,311
- Hits:
- 62,409
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
09 Jan 2026
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This is a story about a Wikipedia article about a series of YouTube videos about a man getting lost in a wilderness of his own making.
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- English
- Words:
- 8,424
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 16
- Kudos:
- 40
- Bookmarks:
- 7
- Hits:
- 280
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
08 Nov 2025
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d. strider, international man of mystery by ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck, Political RPF - US 21st c.
18 Sep 2025
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TG: i tell you man, absolutely every single straight guy has an exception to the straight rule
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 5
- Kudos:
- 20
- Bookmarks:
- 4
- Hits:
- 132
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
19 Sep 2025
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See, the thing is, you weren’t born when John ectobiologized you into being, you weren’t born when your meteor crashed down to Earth, and you weren’t born when Bro gifted you your first pair of shades and dubbed you Dave Strider.
No, you were born standing on top of a Houston high-rise at six years old. You were born the first time you held a sword.
You were born holding a sword, and you’re going to die the same way.
(or: Dave, swords, and the role they’ve played in his life.)
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
17 Aug 2025
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In pursuit of something intangible, or maybe in avoidance of it, Dirk Strider travels coast to coast running cons, hoarding puppets, getting chummy with would-be strangers, and developing an objectionable philosophy on his inevitable parenthood.
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
26 Jul 2025