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Summary:

Imagine how fucking funny the Batfamily group chat is?

Notes:

Hiiii!! This is my first fic ever! I hope you enjoy it tyy I had this idea eating my brain so I had to write this!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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The Batfam :]

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Bruce: status.

 

Dick: was about eat my second cereal bowl lol

 

Tim: isn’t like 3pm rn? u just now having breakfast?, either way i was just working on some cases

 

Dick: never too late for cereal

 

Damian: It’s disgraceful to be eating cereal at this time, Grayson, I was actually doing something useful and worth of time, I was training to improve my skills.

 

Dick: aww c’mon Dami, eating cereal is something worth of time!

 

Steph: me an Cass were just having some time together!

 

Cass: :)

 

tim: that’s cool guys

 

Damian: Sounds good enough.

 

Dick: aww I always ask you guys to hang out and u never have time or just completely ignore my suggestions!

 

Damian: That’s because your suggestions sucks, Grayson.

 

Tim: i mean Damian’s got a point tho 😭

sorry dick

 

Steph: Fair enough 😭

 

Dick: why is everyone so mean to me!? Cass please say something to protect me

 

Cass: little brother is right :)

 

Dick: aww man :(

 

Duke: damn dick got chased rn 😭

i just finished my schoolwork btw

 

Bruce: Finally someone responsible with their studies.

 

Damian: What do you mean by “finally” father?

 

Steph: lol

 

Tim: i was pretty good at school!

 

Bruce: yeah, before you decided to drop out.

 

Dick: lol Tim just got chased by B

 

Bruce: i can’t say much about you too, Dick.

 

Duke: lol

 

Tim: yeah keep talking dick

 

Steph: son im crine 😭

 

Cass: 😄🙏🥰

 

Damian: That still doesn’t answer my question.

 

Babs: Sorry for answering just now guys i was taking a nap

 

Cass: 😴🥰🤞

 

Duke: u just missed how Bruce humiliated Dick

 

Dick: NO HE DID NOT

 

Tim: he totally did

 

Babs: lol

 

Damian: leaving all your nonsense on the side, where is Todd?

 

Duke: now that I think about it I haven’t heard about Jason 🤔

 

Dick: you know he tends to disappear but i haven’t heard about little wing either

🥺

 

Tim: maybe he just wants to act nonchalant and then appear like the most dramatic way he can like he usually does

 

Steph: word

😭

 

Cass: 🤔🐦🥰

 

Bruce:

 

Babs:

 

Damian: Whatever

 

Jason: Damn y’all can’t even be a while without talking shit about me ain’t ya 💀

Im abouta jump into a volcano rn because we need to do a sacrifice to complete the mission

 

Bruce: JASON

 

Dick: HOLY SHIT, JASON!??

 

Tim: WTF?

 

Duke: what the actual fuck Jason

what kind of stuff ru doing 😭

 

Steph: WHAT.

 

Cass:🏊‍♂️ 🌋🤔

 

Babs: what the helly

 

Damian: make sure to do it correctly and not fail, akhi.

 

Jason: fuck yeah ya know i dont fail

 

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This chat will continue next chapter ^.^