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"I kissed you, and even the dark turned gentle for a while."
Bernadette is a 34-year-old midwestern retail manager who just wants to enjoy her Friday night with a Bath & Body Works candle and her current BG3 playthrough.
Instead, a cursed journal drags her between worlds and dumps her on the docks of Baldur's Gate. Armed with nothing but four-inch Demonias, seven years of retail management, and her customer-service smile crisp enough to gut a fish, she expects to be dead in an hour.
What she doesn't expect is that everything she knows about the game is a lie.
Cazador Szarr isn't who she thinks. He is a traumatized Kozakuran refugee, a Warlock bound by a devil's pact, and an anti-hero culling the worst of the city to buy his soul back. And Astarion? That tragic elf she spent a thousand hours saving? He is a corrupt, narcissistic libertine incapable of realizing he is the byproduct of his own doing.
Caught in Cazador's centuries-old Faustian endgame, Bernadette must survive a coven of feral vampires, navigate Upper City politics, and try not to fall for Cazador.
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Next: Ch3
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Insanely indulgent, but I'm going to be along just to see where worldbuilding goes.