#1 Ilyabot

@rollzy

ell. 19. he/they. manifesting 2021 cens playoff run

rollzy

micmacline

Tweet (in very old Twitter UI) by Connor McKenzie @cmckenzie97: The videos in drivers ed make u never want to get ur license #drivingeverywhere

#tbt

#not to post edm but hard same

#ottawa transit is so awful but i don’t want to learn how to drive 😭

teddyroz

rollzy

teddyroz asked:

wait you’re in ottawa now 👀👀

yeah i’m here for university!

teddyroz

starting a gofundme for @rollzy to get rinkside seats so we can get some rozy thirst traps 🤪

#it’s for ell’s wellbeing!!

#and mine

marleaus

h*llanovs are so disgusting they’re stalking roz to OTTAWA

#what if a h*llanov shipper meets roz 🤢

bostonbaers

zaddyboodram

the concept that anyone would subject themselves to the ottawa LRT for rozy 🤣🤣

bostonbaers

lmao as if it were hard to meet rozy in boston. he was literally at [redacted] dunkin all the time

#that’s our masshole cryptid

#real talk though i’m still sad about roz leaving :(((

#boston management when you catch these hands!!

shaneism

bleublancrouge

shaneism

not a raiders fan (ofc) but it’s insane that r*zanov fans blame boston management when boston wasn’t anywhere near a rebuild and they still have cap space for his current contract. do the math

bleublancrouge

i bet rozanov did something he shouldn’t have and got chased out

#i didn’t want to say but.

#this man is not your poor lil meow meow

marleaus

m*tros fans keep ilya rozanov’s name out of your goddamn mouths

#OUR masshole

cobrachicken

i thought we all agreed roz moved to ottawa to be with alexandre trudeau???

rollzy

liartoldyouthat

rollzy

Anonymous asked:

Did you see what sh*neism reblogged about Roz?

he’s still on good terms with most of the raiders?? marley still constantly comments on roz’s cryptic posts and they hung out last ASG

liartoldyouthat

yeah but what can you expect from a fan of someone who never fights yet fought scott hunter

rollzy

let’s not do this

#shane congratulated hunter on twitter even though he rarely posts nonspon

#while a ton of other players including captains have stayed silent

#the fight was probably over smth stupid but i rly dont think shane is homophobic

rollzy

Anonymous asked:

a fujoshi fetishizing gay men while excusing homophobia, fork found in kitchen

did you even check my bio? i am a guy. if anything i am a fudanshi

teddyroz

they don’t know that @rollzy is vital part of the fan ecosystem (my m/m sex beta)

teddyroz

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#uhhh apparently the t*rfs found me

#turning off anon asks now

#ftr i am basically cis

#but also.

#trans men are men

teddyroz

rozttawa

Luca Haas official MLH photo

#new team baby!!!

#luca haas

rozttawa

no but what do you mean there’s a shy swiss baby joining the centaurs this year

#could you imagine if he was boarding with roz

#cens lb

#luca haas

bostonbaers

rozttawa

Blurry photo of Ilya Rozanov and Luca Haas inside a Tim Hortons

Roz and Luca Haas spotted at Gatineau Tims

bostonbaers

roz how could you betray our beloved dunkin like this 😭

teddyroz

rollzy

my coworker said that for teambuilding we were going to “pick up birds”. why is he like this

rollzy

sorry i should have been more specific. he meant actual birds. members of the class Aves

#oh good i was worried i was going to have to come to ottawa and murder your coworker for acephobia

rozttawa

rozanovs

Instagram video by @ottawacentaurs: the thumbnail shows Ilya Rozanov overlooking a lake near Gatineau

Ilya Rozanov goes hiking with Luca Haas, Max Holmberg, Mathieu LaPointe, and Will Young

#let’s go birding with mama

#cens lb

bostonbaers

ilya rozanov becoming a birder was not on my 2020 bingo card

#it’s very funny watching the cens babies follow him like tiny chicks though

cobrachicken

teddyroz

ilya becoming a birder when shane is famously a birder? i said i’m sure

cobrachicken

forget the scoring race it’s all about the birds logged race

rollzy

cobrachicken

eBird checklist with 36 species observed, 167 individuals. 8 Canada Goose are listed with the note ‘Loud demon birds’

who wants to bet this is rozy’s ebird account

#lol he was eyeing those birds so warily

#in the video

teddyroz

haasluca

luca looks like he’s going to bolt every time he’s asked question of the day

#he looks like a baby deer

teddyroz

rollzy

my coworker asked me if i was dating anyone and i panicked and said i was on tinder

teddyroz

do you even know what tinder looks like

rollzy

no 😭😭😭

#they’re making my ace bestie talk about tinder

#free them

rollzy

rozttawa

Thomas Loeffer talks about strength training

#yessss thank you for giffing this video oomfie

#he looks so good 😩

bleublancrouge

shaneism

hayden feels so bad about ottawa’s losing streak that he’s barely tussling with rozanov

bleublancrouge

atp i think piker and rozanov arrange fights. they aren’t even trying 💀

#piker où est ta loyauté envers ton capitaine

bostonbaers

teddyroz

bostonbaers

hate to agree with sh*neism on anything but the pike/roz war is over

teddyroz

say it

bostonbaers

……they’re seeding

marleaus

ilyushenka

marleaus

that one h*llanov who moved to ottawa sure is quiet now huh

ilyushenka

saw roz at the club making out with four different girls and deleted tumblr off their phone

zaddyboodram

marleaus

zaddyboodram

everyone. rozy is FAMOUSLY not clubbing in ottawa. i have seen more mps at the club than ilya rozanov

marleaus

another h*llanov stalker. yike

zaddyboodram

every ottawan knows which bar the centaurs go to it’s not a secret??? also, i don’t ship anyone except maybe zane boodram and his grill

marleaus

you’re clearly not cool enough to go to the clubs roz goes to

zaddyboodram

idk what you think ottawa nightlife looks like but it is the opposite of cool

#our clubs close at 2 am

teddyroz

rollzy

hollynov asked:

is ottawa’s nightlife really that bad?

it’s cozy! i generally go to bars and student pubs but my friends have dragged me out clubbing a few times and it was still p chill. some people do weekend trips to montreal to club but that seems excessive to me

#two hours each way to montreal… i see i see

bostonbaers

ilya rozanov started a charity with shane hollander and moved to a city two hours away from him. that is married behaviour

#2013 me could only dream of times like this

bostonbaers

zaddyboodram

bostonbaers

ilya rozanov started a charity with shane hollander and moved to a city two hours away from him. that is married behaviour

zaddyboodram

you never googled how far montreal is from ottawa???

bostonbaers

…… no i did not. that is on me

inneonlights

hollynov

the concept of party boy ilya rozanov living in dead as fuck ottawa while shane hollander who nurses one (1) drink for an entire mlh award ceremony lives in party central

#don’t forget we’re also riot central!

inneonlights

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#oops i have finally been blocked by sh*nenism

#i’m not even a hollanov i ship shayden 😭

rollzy

if sh*neism starts blocking shaydeners my mutual will become thee gifmaker for all of hockey tumblr

#rozttawa your time has come

rollzy

rozttawa

Hayden Pike bonking his helmet into Shane Hollander’s

Metros @ Orcas | Oct 25, 2020

#noooo i didnt mean it like this

#great gif even if it is of my notp

rollzy

rozttawa

Ilya Rozanov in Tampa

#thank you oomfie!

rollzy

bostonbaers

i am so sorry ottawa fans. maybe tr*y b*rrett has suddenly become a better person but i’ll believe it when i see it

#😶‍🌫️

teddyroz

rozanovs

Instagram comment section. dustinriver says: ‘Dear lord please be with Dallas Kent, Troy Barrett and all of the Toronto Guardians tonight as they play game 7 against the Boston raiders..’. ilyarozanov replies: ‘Not today Dustin!’

#bringing this back for no particular reason

teddyroz

rozttawa

Luca Haas in a red hoodie hiding behind a camera rig

Luca Haas as the Cens’ new camera operator

#luca hiding from censmin

#quick someone get chiron

rollzy

rozttawa

Instagram video by @ottawacentaurs of a black Labranese puppy

The new Centaurs mascot, Chiron!

#i miss him :(((

teddyroz

haasluca

rozttawa

Luca Haas, in a red jersey and Centaurs’ cap, with a children’s book in hid lap

LaPointe, in a red jersey and Centaurs’ cap, in front of some children’s reading certificates

Luca Haas and Mathieu LaPointe visiting Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario

haasluca

luca and mat reading to children my heart 😭

#pointer can read???

cobrachicken

they really think putting tr*y b*rrett in front of a bunch of kids will suddenly make the fans accept him 🥴

#i cannot wait for him to be traded again

#cens lb

zaddyboodram

can we get an ebug but for a winger

#cens lb

leshabitants

shaneism

J.J. Dagenais donates $10m to Montreal Children’s Hospital, the biggest philanthropic commitments by any sports figure in Canadian history

#first shane with the irina foundation and now this

#those are my boys!!!

#metros lb

bostonbaers

hollynov

bostonbaers

“ilya rozanov isn’t a philanthropist” first of all. the irina foundation is literally named after his mom. second of all. as a rookie he singlehandedly saved local print journalism

hollynov

wait i never heard about this?

bostonbaers

so you know the famous photo of a team doctor staring at roz’s abs? it was taken by a boston herald photog and the herald ran it on the front page and it sold out everywhere. roz found out, said he’s happy to support local news and offered to do a full photoshoot. and that’s why we have those photos of him half naked in hockey gear

#bostonian ilya rozanov you will always be famous

teddyroz

our baby luca haas on first line!!!!

#soon that homophobe will drop to fourth line 🕯️

teddyroz

rollzy

Instagram post by @thomasloeffer: Thomas Loeffer holding up Nordica skate boots

#how you know ski cross season has started:

#ell starts spamming this guy again

#actually he’s swiss too right?

#time to crackship him with luca

rozttawa

Four images of Luca Haas and Thomas Loeffer together

#blame sarah for this

#we need a ship name…

#lumas?

rollzy

not to encourage any of you but you know that they’re almost the same age right?

#lumas

teddyroz

rozttawa

CENTAURS ARE FINE. I REPEAT. CENTAURS ARE FINE

rozttawa

Harris (who was on the plane) has confirmed there were minor injuries but everyone is back in the hotel and resting

#harris deserves a medal and a nap 😭😭

teddyroz

rollzy

A grid of four photos. 1) Luca Haas and Mathieu LaPointe in an IHOP. 2) IHOP breakfast. 3) Luca Haas and Mathieu LaPointe walking on a beach at night. 4) Ilya Rozanov in a tank top with tank top, sunglasses, and fuck-off headphones.

posted just now

teddyroz

LUCA HAAS PROOF OF LIFE PHOTODUMP

#ell how did you repost this so fast i JUST saw the notif

haasluca

Two selfies of Mathieu LaPointe and Luca Haas

Mat posted this photo with Luca today

#i can’t believe it took a plane malfunction to finally get luca selfies

#cens lb

#luca haas

#mathieu lapointe

bostonbaers

banning the use of pride tape in (checks notes) warm ups?? just bc a few little homophobes fweelings were hurt?? the mlh is a joke

vaughner

They’re banning Pride Tape? In Scott Hunter’s MLH????

micmacline

Explorers' McKenzie wants MLH to reverse ban on theme tape including for Pride

Connor McKenzie is not on board with an MLH policy — again.

CTVNews

“It’s not my call, but obviously it’s disappointing,” Connor McKenzie, the captain of the Edmonton Explorers, said after a game on Monday.

“I certainly can’t speak for every organization,” said McKenzie. “I know in Edmonton, we were one of the first teams to use the Pride tape. We strongly feel hockey is for everybody, and that includes Pride Nights.”

#exps lb

#connor mckenzie

shaneism

Hayden Pike on pride tape ban: “It’s unfortunate… As a player and as a person I’m going to continue to look for ways to support the 2SLGBTQI+ community.”

#metros lb

#hayden pike

rollzy

rozttawa

Centaurs use Pride tape in defiance of ban | CBC News

Ilya Rozanov and 19 other Centaurs became the first players to defy MLH edict on supporting social causes — including Pride…

CBC

they really said BAN US!! it’s not even pride night yet lmaoo

#proud of the team!

rollzy

rozanovs

MLH rescinds ban on Pride tape, allowing players to use tape for social causes

The league, players union, and a committee for player inclusion have agreed that players will be allowed to use stick tape to…

AP News

The league, players union, and a committee for player inclusion have agreed that players will be allowed to use stick tape to represent social causes on Tuesday.

The agreement comes days after the entire Ottawa Centaurs roster, including captain Ilya Rozanov and goalie Wyatt Hayes, defied the league’s ban on Pride tape in a game Saturday against the San Francisco Missions.

teddyroz

cobrachicken

TROY BARRETT?????

teddyroz

harris drover the man you are

#actual saint for turning troy barrett into a Real Boy

vaughner

teddyroz

Domino meme where the first domino is Roger Crowell bans Pride Tape and the last domino is Troy Barrett comes out

vaughner

Edited version of the previous image, where the first domino is Scott Hunter goes for a smoothie, the penultimate domino is Roger Crowell bans Pride Tape, and the last domino is Troy Barrett comes out

bostonbaers

if roger crowell keeps going we’re getting canon hollanov by playoffs (for legal reasons this is a joke)

shaneism

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#pride initiatives are not about your ship 🤮

teddyroz

bostonbaers

um.

#also all of the cens used pride tape on pride night

#several players did not during montreal’s last pride night

#they don’t even have russian politics as an excuse

#which ilya does and yet he consistently participates in pride nights

#not to mention WHILE pride tape was banned

rollzy

rozttawa

Four photos of Ilya Rozanov. 1) Posing in a Boston Pride jersey. 2) On ice in an Ottawa Pride jersey with Pride tape on stick. 3) In the locker room wrapping Pride tape around stick handle. 3) On ice in regular Ottawa jersey with Pride tape on stick.

ilya rozanov pride compilation!

#🌈

inneonlights

i have a lot of thoughts but first of all: WHAT THE FUCK HAYDEN PIKE

shaneism

bleublancrouge

oh good we’re finally cancelling hayden “acronym soup” pike

shaneism

Text (in CBC font) reading: “It’s unfortunate,” Metros player Hayden Pike said on Friday. “As a player and as a person I’m going to continue to look for ways to support the 2SLGBTQI+ community.” [2SLGBTQI+ is highlighted.]

Text reading: 2SLGBTQI+. Following the launch of Canada’s First Federal 2SLGBTQI+ Action Plan… Building our future, with pride, the Government of Canada adopted the use of a new acronym, 2SLGBTQI+, as communities in Canada called, during public consultations, for the acronym used by the Government of Canada to be updated. This acronym represents Two-Spirit, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, and additional people who identify as part of sexual and gender diverse communities. The “2S” at the front recognizes Two-Spirit people as the first 2SLGBTQI+ communities. The “I” for intersex considers sex characteristics beyond sexual orientation, gender identity and gender expression. The “+” is inclusive of people who identify as part of sexual and gender diverse communities, who use additional terminologies.

delete your account osti de colon

cobrachicken

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#rare sh*neism W?

teddyroz

inneonlights

Anonymous asked:

are you going to stop shipping shayden now?

i don’t know honestly? i’m so angry at hayden right now that’s it’s hard to think about anything else. i feel terrible for shane and ilya.

teddyroz

yeah this isn’t about shipping rn. this is about a massive invasion of privacy. like ilya and shane could lose their jobs over this

#i don’t even want to think about ilya’s visa situation

marleaus

h*llanovs are still creepy and invasive btw. you’re no different than brad

marleaus

wtf all my years of metros hate and shaneism blocked me for this???

rollzy

Thank you everyone who contacted me about organizing a local fan action! The Cens are on a road trip next week but for the first home game back we’re going to get permission to set up tables with free pride flags. Bring your own big pride flags if you have them!!

#cens lb

#ottawa centaurs

teddyroz

Instagram story by @thomasloeffer posted 27m ago: Pride flags scattered among rinkside crowd. Text overlaid on top reads: thanks for the invite @lucahaashockey.

hello????

#did we manifest our crackship?????

rollzy

teddyroz

rozttawa

@rollzy as the leading tumblr authority on thomas loeffer PLEASE give us your insights on lumas

rollzy

thomas was on the swiss u18 hockey team before he switched to ski cross, they know each other from there

teddyroz

BESTIE WE WERE CRACKSHIPPING LUMAS THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU DIDN’T THINK TO TELL US IT WASN’T A CRACKSHIP AT ALL???

rollzy

no

#if any of you write any fic i do NOT see it

teddyroz

soft revolution

Luca Haas/Thomas Loeffer | 4k words | explicit

It took years and an ocean to make him admit they were in love.

#ell refused to beta this lol

#lumas

rollzy

teddyroz

haasluca

Four photos and a screenshot. 1) Luca Haas on the ice in black Centaurs jersey. 2) Luca Haas reading at the hospital. 3) A lake near Gatineau. 4) Pride flags in the audience at a rink. 5) lucahaashockey writes: “Thank you to my teammates, everyone behind the scenes, and all the fans for an unforgettable rookie year. A special thanks to the best mentor and Captain @roz81.” This caption is liked by thomasloeffer and others.

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1. luca haas moves to ottawa

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2. training camp/preseason.

the pike/roz war is over.

the troy barrett trade.

the plane scare.

the pride tape ban.

hayden pike is cancelled.

soft revolution

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