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Louis: @louis.dpdl
Lestat: ??
Louis: this is armand right?
Lestat: no…
Louis: oh
Louis: my bad wrong number
Lestat: but i could be😜

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Chapter 1: idk who you are but that's incredibly creepy

Notes:

This fic is 100% pure crack. Don't worry... I am still working on the multichapter AU I promised. This fic will get updates whenever I feel like it and has no set chapter numbers yet.

This fic uses a workskin and is best read on a phone. Please make sure you have Show Creator's Style on to get the full iMessage/SM experience. If you prefer to use your own site skin that overrides it, it will read line by line with names instead. The Instagram DMs chapters will look really fucked up though without the workskin.

Enjoy!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Today 1:03 PM

Louis
@louis.dpdl
Lestat
??
Louis
this is armand right?
Lestat
no…
Louis
oh
my bad wrong number
Lestat
but i could be😜
Louis
??
Lestat
looking at your pics
Lestat
fuck!!
nooooo
Why did you private it just now :(
Lestat
i was looking at ur vacation pics in Nice!
Louis
idk who you are but that's incredibly creepy
Lestat
I mean, you're the one who sent me your instagram
Louis
it wasn't for you, wrong number
Lestat
so this armand gave you the wrong number huh
Louis
I'm sure it was just a typo
Lestat
yeah probably
i mean
Lestat
i know i would give you my number… Louis😉
Louis
you don't know me
Lestat
@lestatlion
Lestat
?? are you looking
Lestat
do you like what u see :)
Louis
you're a pianist?
Lestat
classically trained actually
Louis
that's cool
Louis
you're pretty good at it
your videos got a lot of likes too
Lestat
yeah i love it
Louis
so you're a professional pianist huh
Lestat
Well
no. not at this time
Lestat
i was fired actually
three days ago
Louis
oh
 
Louis
damn are you ok
Lestat
no but im enduring😭
Louis
why'd you get fired
Louis
shit is that rude to ask
Sorry
Lestat
no no it's fine
it's kinda a lot and idk i don't wanna scare you💀
Lestat
fuckkkkk where'd you go
Lestat
louis…

Today 2:15 PM

Louis
oh sorry! my food came, the fucking driver couldn't find my apartment
 
Lestat
oh
what'd you order
Louis
just pizza
Lestat
what about you? What do you do
for a living
Louis
guess
Lestat
your posts don't really give anything away ngl
Louis
😎
Louis
What do I give off
Lestat
a model😍
Louis
lol…
i can't tell if you're being serious
Lestat
I am!!
Louis
well i'm flattered
but no
Lestat
ummm fashion?
Louis
no
do i give off fashion industry?
Lestat
you have great style :)
Louis
the power of the thrift
Lestat
will you take me
Louis
lol what
Lestat
take me thrifting!!!!
Louis
you have one more guess
Lestat
strip club
stripper
Louis
what the fuck
Lestat
you're hot
Louis
no
you are out of guesses
Louis
goodbye
Louis
you were actually pretty close
i own nightclubs
Lestat
what! which ones
Louis
all kinds
lounges and gay bars mostly
Lestat
where?
Louis
i'll tell u if u tell me why you were fired
Lestat
☹️
Lestat
I'll tell u if you accept my follow request
Louis
i dont even know you
Lestat
well we should get to know each other don't u think
and that can start with letting me follow you on insta
Lestat
??
Lestat
louis come back sorry
Lestat
wow… it was nice knowing you i guess…

Today 2:56 PM

Louis
what the fuck lestat
Lestat
you saw it😜😜
Louis
take that shit down wtf
Lestat
ok but why were you looking on my story…
Louis
take my @ off your thirst trap story
Lestat
ok then let me in
Lestat
please
s'il te plaît

Today 3:42 PM

Louis
fine
Lestat
save my number
Louis
don't tell me what to do
Lestat
i already saved yours under
🩶Louis🩶
Louis
you're ridiculous

Read 4:23 PM

Notes:

Thank you Cate for coming up with the wrong number premise. You are amazing!

Thank you Mori not only for the inspiration but also for encouraging me to write my own chatfic. Also thanks siri pause for helping me with the title!! I love my friends wow???