[PODFIC] Consanguineous Ministrations

by Demon_Sab

Summary:

Written by Briarwitched, and read by Demon_Sab.

“Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”

Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”

Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”

“Yeah, that scans.”

----

Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".

Notes:

• Inspired by Consanguineous Ministrations by Briarwitched

Thank you so much to Briarwitched for giving me permission to make this Podfic, I had an absolute blast recording, editing, and pulling it all together! 💛 

If you enjoy this Podfic please click the link to the original story and go leave Briarwitched lots of kudos and comments!

I’m pretty sure this will be the last Podfic in which I mispronounce conspicuous, 😅. Additionally, I apologize to like all of Britain: Alfred’s accent is all over the place with this one, idk what happened. 

 

---

Consanguineous Ministrations: A Podfic

g-drive links

Part 1 Consanguineous Ministrations (music)  - 54 minutes

Part 2 Consanguineous Ministrations (music) - 59 minutes 

Part 3 Consanguineous Ministrations (music) - 50 minutes

---

Thanks for listening, I’d love to know your thoughts on the audio experience, or what you were multitasking with while listening, so feel free to leave a comment and kudos below!

Music used in this Podfic (Bowie just felt right):

Part 1 Space Oddity - Instrumental

Part 2 Starman - Instrumental

Part 3 Modern Love - Instrumental

Kooks - 2015 remaster - David Bowie

Sound effects sourced royalty free from https://pixabay.com/