it's tough to stay objective, baby

by sandpapersnowman

Summary:

It's an unexpected but surprisingly kind offer; the trip is going to take longer than they thought, and K-2 can tell Cassian is getting antsy.

Notes:

title is from the wombats' Emoticons (its hardly related besides me liking that line in the context of this fic but u know w/e)

I just wanted to get this up as the First™ person to put up k2/cassian smut :')

edit: second chapter is up as of 1/19/17! took way longer than expected because of life stuff but AY

Chapter 1

"There's a very high chance you think this is a bad idea," K-2 tells him. "And almost no chance you aren't considering it anyway."

Cassian almost thinks he sounds soothing. He laughs.

"K-2? Do you ever get tired of being right?"

K-2's freezing hand moves higher, meeting the heat between his legs and pressing.

"No," he says honestly. "I don't."

Cassian grits his teeth to keep from hissing through them. He'd like to. The idea of being able to get off with someone else on this obnoxiously long trip is extremely tempting. It's apparently also an option, because apparently someone thought it'd be a good idea to log his mannerisms and facial expressions that give away when he's about to go sneak off to the bathroom to wank. Asshole.

"If you don't want to, I'll stop touching you," K-2 says. The droid doesn't have any real range of tone but Cassian can still hear the smugness in it, as present in the cockpit as his fingers curled around his cock in his pants; 'if there was a chance you weren't up for this, I would have taken my hand back by now'.

"Fuck," he mutters under his breath, then, "fine, for the love of -- fine."