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Yuki’s Instagram
[Image ID: a 0.5 photo of Yuki, George, Isack, Gabi, and Liam, in their hands are various bags and supplies]
Caption:
Repossession (why does that word have so many S’s)
Max and Danny
private messages
Max:
I have a problem
Danny:
do tell,
Max:
It is Donuts time to go to the vet today
Danny:
And?
Max:
I do not want to make him do public transport
Danny:
ooohhhhh, sorry i can't i uh my cars being borrowed
Scotty yanno
Max:
oh okay.
Danny:
Wait
Danny and Charles
private messages
Danny:
I am about to do a huge favor for you if you fuck this up i will kill you
Charles:
I
what
DANIEL WHAT
Max and Danny
private messages
Danny:
I think charles can take you
Max:
Oh i dont want to bother him
Danny:
Sweetheart
That boy is head over heels for you
Max:
I haven't even done anything though
I cant think of anything that would make him interested in me
Danny:
its ok you dont believe me yet
Max:
you are odd
Lance and Lawrence
private messages
Lance:
Papa
Lawrence:
Yes?
Lance:
i hate asking but i need more money
Lawrence:
How are you blowing it all already
irresponsible child
Lance:
Este and Mick keep using for food
Lawrence:
you are too nice
fine, i will refill your allowance today
Lance:
Merci beaucoup papa
Lance and Unknown number
private messages
Lance:
ok were on i can give you half today half tomorrow
Unknown number:
Ugh why what the helll
Lance:
My dad hasn't refilled my account yet
Unknown number:
need a daddy to refill something else
Lance:
ok first, ew
second thats a terrible innuendo
i literally just want my stuff
Unknown number:
well i dont want half today half tomorrow but ill let you pay all tomorrow if you give me something else tonight
Lance:
classic
okay
Unknown number:
sweet
i knew you were easy
Lance:
ok calm down
Max and Unknown number
private messages
Unknown number:
Hi Max! its kimi that you for the tutoring, same time next week?
Max:
Of course, you are a very good student
Max changed Unknown Number’s contact to Kimi A
Kimi and Ollie
private messages
Kimi:
OLLIE
OLLIE
OLIEVERRERREERREERR
Ollie:
What do you want
Kimi:
Im in love
Ollie:
Oh no
Kimi:
Shut up bitch boy
Ollie:
If anything you need to shut up
who will i have to punch this time
Kimi:
No, No punching
My tutor
Ollie:
…
Hes like 5 years older than you
Kimi:
So you think he's out of my league
Ollie:
No, but like,
Kimi:
Awwww You think im hot
Kimi:
Ollie?
You good
Ollie and Gabi
private messages
Ollie:
Im going to kill myself
Gabi:
??????
Ollie:
Kimi is professing his love to another person to me
Gabi:
Boi
Profess your love to him already
Ollie:
I cant
what if he hates me
and we never talk again
and we keep getting paired up for projects
and then he gets married to some emotionally unavailable guy
and we see eachother in the grocery store 10 years from now,
And its still just as painful
Gabi:
Wow
Im studying you
Ollie:
Wtf
stop
Gabi:
Ill stop when you stop pining and ask him out
Charles and Max
private messages
Charles:
Hi daniel told me you need a ride to the vet
Max:
Yes he told me you could take me
it is of course fine if you cannot
Charles:
Of course i will,
I would love to see the little fellow again
Max:
Thank you
Charles:
When do you need to leave by
Max:
15:30
we need to be there at 1600
Charles:
aye aye captain
see you soon
Max:
<3
Charles and Carlos
private messages
Charles:
CARLOS
CARLOS
GET YOUR STUPIDLY PERFECT HAIR TO YOUR PHONE
Carlos:
Oh no
Charles:
MaX
SENT ME A HEART
Carlos:
Like in a box? pirates of the caribbean style?
Charles:
No you fucking idiot
he texted me a little heart
Carlos:
oh
nice
get that kitty-cat
Charles:
ew don't objectify
Carlos:
Max objectifies himself
he's a slut
Charles:
Fair
Unfortunately i cannot contest that
Carlos:
Yee-haw
I keep giving you unpaid therapy
Charles:
Bitch thats not even therapy
Carlos:
shhhhh
We all need naps
group messages
Logan:
hwy fuckers
uh, help
Danny:
What is it my young padawan
Logan:
I
what
Danny:
Like starwars
Logan:
I do not know what that is
Danny:
How have you not watxhed star wars
Oscar:
He's a virgin
Logan:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYRHING
Lance:
i think being a virgin actually increases the chances shance you watch starwars
anyways wanna change that baby
Logan:
Whyyy
Lance:
Well eagle boy i think it’d be funny to sleep with someone with the same initials as me
Logan:
Wait would i be uh
Lance:
Bottom or top? i can do either
Danny:
lancelot as much as i enjoy talking about your sex life i think Logan had a question
Logan:
Oh yeah why are like 4 other professors here
Danny:
What class are you in
Logan:
Räikkönen
Danny:
ooohhhhh
Ok so like, as far as my nosy ass can figure out like a lotooot of them are all trying to get in raikkonens pants
Lance:
Lmao
feel that
Anyways
@MAX
Max:
What
Lance:
Tomorrow
i will have
coke
do you want to get high
Max:
Yeeesssssss i have weed
Danny:
Incorrest
Max:
Danny has weed that i will steal
Lance:
Excellent
Danny:
pls dont kill yourselves
or anyone else
or do arson or any other crime
Max:
Do not worry daniel we would never do that again
Lance:
We don't need adult supervision
Oscar:
WTF DO YOU MEAN AGAIN
Danny:
Ill make lewis babysit
he's the only one neither of you are weird about
Max:
WRONG
i am weird about everybody
Lance:
I have, Art to make
Esteban:
Oh god
i need to sell some of this stuff
i get nightmares
Lance:
yee haw bitch