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Etho sniffs. “What’s with the chicken noodle soup treatment? Would’ve thought you’d be rubbing my face in your perfect health.”
“Yeah, well, a seizure’s a little different to getting the man flu every November.” There’s a ghost of an attempted laugh in Bdubs's voice, but it’s severely undercut by the obvious worry there too.
It has Etho snapping to attention. “A seizure? I don’t remember that.”
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Etho loses four years of memories in a redstone accident. Which just so happens to include the entire length of his and Bdubs's relationship.
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21 Dec 2025
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Peter Parker's Night Clinic for Kinda Crappy, Accidental Superheroes by thwip--thwip (Trickster88)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Aug 2017
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Peter works long hours, okay, but he really can’t ignore the man bleeding out on his fire escape, no matter how much he’d rather collapse face first onto his bed and sink into oblivion.
Written for the Spideypool Big Bang 2017!
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15 Dec 2025
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What the hell, Peter?! by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 May 2025
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“Hey, ‘Pool, remember what you said when we first met?”
“About how adorable you were in your Tobey Maguire movies?”
“What? No, you never said that. Tobey Who?”
“Ah, never mind, that was in the comics, I think it was Cable & Deadpool #24? Hmmm… Oh, wait, I remember, I was telling you about how you had the finest ass I’d ever—”
“No,” Spider-Man cuts in, firmly. “No, Deadpool, it was like, after all that. After we fought together for the first time, remember what you said?” He motions with his hands as though he was trying to prompt the right response.
“Oh! That you were so cute and awesome, you could get a free hit on the house— oh,” His white lenses widen with realization, then squint in confusion. “Wait, Spider-Man wants to call in a hit on someone?”
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As Parker luck would have it, it's awfully hard for Peter to die. He's tried everything he can think of: hanging, drowning, overdosing, gassing, cutting... He's been blessed with the powers of a spider and the immortality of a goddamn cockroach. In a final, desperate attempt to end his life, he asks Deadpool to put out a hit on a seemingly ordinary civilian: Peter Parker.
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- Part 1 of Peter Parker is Totally Mentally Stable
- Part 2 of If I Have to Suffer, Then so Does Peter Parker
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11 Dec 2025
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I’d Take Years Off Just to Love You by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Jan 2024
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“Hey, you wanna hear a dirty joke?”
“Oh baby you know I do.”
“I think I might actually live to be thirty years old.”
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17 Nov 2025
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ignorance is your new best friend by maroonmusings
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Jul 2024
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Fighting the urge to heavily sigh, because that’s not what civilian Peter Parker should be doing at gunpoint, he slowly turns. The tip of the pistol drags around his frame and he wonders if he should look more cowed.
“Deadpool.”
The mercenary huffs, sliding the pistol up Peter’s coat lapels until it snags underneath his badge. “Does Spidey gossip about me or is nosing about the vigilantes in this town a side effect of your last profession?”
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10 Nov 2025