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victors' tower (stories from floor 6)
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2020-07-31
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2020-11-10
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Chapter 3: @fortnitegame yo can i have a free copy

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👖@runningoutofpants

i love consuming propaganda

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

idk what a dream smp is but if i was there shit would be lookin REAL DIFFERENT!!!!

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

i do not fall to propaganda but SPOMGBOBË is kinda funny

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

what if i become famous and people discover this account and james charles cancels me by sister snatching my soul from my body

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

omg if james charles said hello to me i would die!

|👖@runningoutofpants

mostly cause i'd be shot on sight

 

👖@runningoutofpants

yeah you might have lots of tesserae but you'll never have as many bitches as i do 

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

hi!! new to sleepytwt looking for moots pls reply and rt if you like

-british people

-the furry that all the rich shitheads idolize

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

she hasnt responded...... probably on the run from the feds or smthn.....

| 👖@runningoutofpants

bro its been 5 days and she was a schlatt stan that you bullied into blocking us

| 👖@runningoutofpants

she want me so bad fr i can feel it

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

@austinshow when are u gonna play fornite? this host thing kinda embrassing

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

@wilbursoot did you mean to make rebel propaganda when you started this minecraft server or are you just too far in to back out now

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants how's your day going?

 |👖@runningoutofpants mine's been crap i saw schlatt on a tv

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

@jschlatt you ever seen someone so ugly it ruins your day?

|jschlatt@jschlatt

what you looked in a mirror?

 

 

 

👖@runningotofpants

going dark dhmu

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

just remembered my first friend left me and now has an ugly ass action figure bc of it and a bunch of twitter accounts have his face as a pfp feeling: good

 

 

 

Luna@capitolbabe

@runningoutofpants what was it like growing up with @jschlatt? im so jealous

|👖@runningoutofpants he used to eat mud when he was 8

| 👖@runningoutofpants

who is that ?

 

👖@runningoutofpants

ama i live in d12 and nearly everyone i love has abandoned me

|👖👖@runningoutofpants2

are you single

| 👖@runningoutofpants

great question. yes my dms r open hmu lol thats so weird that a stranger would ask that haha wtf...

 

|👖@runningoutofpants

wtf connor im still here

| 👖@runningoutofpants

damn d12 education really aint shit i said NEARLY everyone

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants @jschlatt ty found the thing in your closet. give me 5,000 dollars or i ruin your reputation

| alley @schlattie4lyfe who the hell is ty?

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

@fortnitegame yo can i have a free copy

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

@fortnitegame i give u all my clout and for what?

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

feeling: abandoned

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

@fortnitegame if i go dark its bc of u. you don’t want that on your conscience

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

@jschlatt do you stay up at night bc ur a capitol boy now and i still get more bad bitches than u

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants does anyone know how to get coal dust out of a dress shirt in less than 2 hours? asking for a friend

 

 

 

Limon !! !! @CAREERSTAYWINNING

how does this pants fucker keep showing up on my tl if you interact w that acc i’ll soft block you im tired of this shit

| 👖 @runningoutofpants

wtf actually in ur mind rent free thats craaaaazy bro

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants · Jul 20

replied to @jschlatt have u told ur fans about that time u tried to fuck w a peacekeeper and instead just tripped and fell into him and covered his outfit in coal dust bc

[Tweets aren't loading right now]

--👖@runningoutofpants · Jul 20 he blocked me 

 

 



👖@runningoutofpants

replied to @nihangel

|what the hell is a tumblr?

 

 


👖@runningoutofpants apparently all the tumblr stans are coming after me. i havent seen anything

 

 



👖@runningoutofpants
do not search schlatt on tumblr. just dont

|👖@runningoutofpants
what happened?

|👖@runningoutofpants
i don't wanna talk abt it

 


👖@runningoutofpants

urgent: how to convince the ppka that your cat being named ninja fortnite is a coincidence

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

watching jschlatt compete on this #loveorhost LMFAOOOOO MFR HAS NO FRIENDS AND NO BITCHES????

 

 

jodie @SCHLANN1E

dni with @.runningoutofpants it’s a troll account. report it for victor slander to the ppka if you can!

| 👖@runningoutofpants

if you think thats slander wait til you hear about the deli incident

 

 

 

Mary<3 @schlattLove

seeing all this unfounded hate for jschlatt just becauses hes from d12.... ur classism is showing :)

| 👖@runningoutofpants

get a job pussy. i made him!!!!!!! i’ll say what i want!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

@ any capitol person ever: what the hell is a waifu?

|Mary <3 @schlattLove
its like another word for wife!

|👖@runningoutofpants

that's boring thanks!

 

👖@runningoutofpants
call blacklung my wife because its boring the hell out of me and im not allowed to beat it

 

 

👖@runningoutofpants

only one of us has the braincell. and connor doesn't have it. ever.

Notes:

to my writers ily

(mis, ghet, elle, ozzie)(<3)

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mis my bain baby... its urs

alittle warmup before i come back witha bigger update

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