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    Twilight on Owl Creek Bridge by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy  

    07 Dec 2021

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    SUBJECT: Regarding Senate Guard Objectives For Today

    This is a polite reminder to all guardsmen that patrol schedules for the Senate vote ratifying dictatorships are posted in the breakroom. I am also issuing a warning to linear time that days should follow sequentially and are not intended to repeat. Please cease repeating. I am getting a headache.

    Additionally, I'd like to remind all guardsmen that it is illegal to harbor invisible women in the Senate. If you see a ghost claiming to be Leia Organa, please remove her from the premises. She will be making a scene.

    Thank you for your cooperation in preserving the peace of the Republic, and all hail the Empire.
    FOX

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    03 Jul 2024

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    A Blaze of Light by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    08 Oct 2019

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    It begins, as it will end, with a Fall.

    (A whole canon rewrite AU with Crowley as a Fallen Raphael. Featuring additional scenes through the ages, a whole lot of angst, and a happy ending.)

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    01 Oct 2022

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    The Briefcase by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)  

    07 Jun 2024

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    It was a stupid mistake. A silly, stupid mistake. It was never supposed to escalate this much. It was never supposed to cause this much trouble.

    He grabbed the wrong briefcase. That was it. That was all.

    He didn't know it would be this dangerous.

    And now, one by one, his entire team is going to fall. All because of one stupid, silly, little mistake.

    (Or the one where Havoc goes straight up Rambo, Hawkeye gets a taste for human flesh, Fuery uses his Fuery-ness to get himself out of this situation, Falman stabs a man or two, Mustang learns a new use for flame alchemy, Ed learns about the wonderful world of torture and espionage, and Breda just wants a nap)

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    04 Apr 2024

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    The Reorganization Efforts of Central Command's Records Room by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)  

    30 Apr 2022

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    Edward Elric has to be the unluckiest human alive. After saving the lives of hundreds of people (not that Mustang is going to focus on that), his arm and leg are completely destroyed. With his parts on back order for four weeks and no work for him in East City, Mustang has no choice but to send him to the most boring assignment on the planet: joining the effort to reorganize Central Command's Records Room.

    It's supposed to be an easy, simple, boring four weeks. But this is Edward Elric we're talking about. Of course he's going to stumble into some trouble. He'll just have to figure out a way to deal with the problem while down two limbs and away from Mustang and the rest of the team.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Iron Man Takes A Vacation by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    22 Oct 2022

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    Iron Man dies in Endgame and gets sent back in time. He takes a look around, says screw it, and goes on vacation.

    Things do not go as planned.

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    02 Aug 2024