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    Zoro stares at the calendar.  He's supposed to...what now?

    "Are—"  The waiter cuts himself off and tries again.  "I'm sorry.  Do you mean we're having...more than one party?"

    Luffy slaps his hands on the counter and shouts, "Twenty-one parties!"

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    The crew has solstice festival hijinks with fireworks, a hot tub, a piñata, a stolen piano, crappy gift exchange, too much food, too much alcohol, and Luffy's wearing a pool floatie. Zoro's just along for the ride.

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    20 May 2026

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    'Kakashi had been in a million fights, had broken almost every bone, been stabbed through, tortured, eviscerated. Nothing in the world ever compared to the pain of watching Gai’s life drain out of his eyes after he opened the Gate of Death. At one point, Kakashi wished he could just go numb, but the sweet relief of nothingness never came. He had to live every day with the anguish knowing that Gai was gone, and he had done nothing to stop it.'

    Kakashi sacrifices everything to take a one-way trip, with no idea when and where he will resurface. Now 5 years in the past, he is going to fix his mistakes, make some better choices, and finally tell the love of his life exactly how he's always felt. The only problem is that the war is still on the horizon, and Kakashi knows too much to sit idly by and play house when he knows that Gai will still open the inner gates if he doesn't change some things.

    A story about an infinite blue copy-ninja and what he's willing to do to save the evergreen beast of Konoha. Including Team 7, Team Gai, some new help, and a lot of love with a side of angst.

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    20 May 2026

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    SUBJECT: Regarding Senate Guard Objectives For Today

    This is a polite reminder to all guardsmen that patrol schedules for the Senate vote ratifying dictatorships are posted in the breakroom. I am also issuing a warning to linear time that days should follow sequentially and are not intended to repeat. Please cease repeating. I am getting a headache.

    Additionally, I'd like to remind all guardsmen that it is illegal to harbor invisible women in the Senate. If you see a ghost claiming to be Leia Organa, please remove her from the premises. She will be making a scene.

    Thank you for your cooperation in preserving the peace of the Republic, and all hail the Empire.
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    03 Jul 2024

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    It begins, as it will end, with a Fall.

    (A whole canon rewrite AU with Crowley as a Fallen Raphael. Featuring additional scenes through the ages, a whole lot of angst, and a happy ending.)

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    01 Oct 2022

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    It was a stupid mistake. A silly, stupid mistake. It was never supposed to escalate this much. It was never supposed to cause this much trouble.

    He grabbed the wrong briefcase. That was it. That was all.

    He didn't know it would be this dangerous.

    And now, one by one, his entire team is going to fall. All because of one stupid, silly, little mistake.

    (Or the one where Havoc goes straight up Rambo, Hawkeye gets a taste for human flesh, Fuery uses his Fuery-ness to get himself out of this situation, Falman stabs a man or two, Mustang learns a new use for flame alchemy, Ed learns about the wonderful world of torture and espionage, and Breda just wants a nap)

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    04 Apr 2024