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A Rather Expected Journey by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.
The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.
The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.
The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.
And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.
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"What do you mean, he strangled Merlin?!"
In which Gwaine punches the king and Arthur ignores his feelings.
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Uther makes his hypocrisy known to Arthur earlier than he does in canon and it changes the course of camelot history for both peasants and royals alike -
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Bilbo Baggins is not fond of company, and even less so of the company of children. Unfortunately, events conspire to force him into taking in two lost dwarf children with nowhere else to go. Eventually, their parents are bound to come for them, of that Bilbo is sure, and when they do, he'll be able to return to his quiet life.
Little does he know...
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Detroit: Become Strip Club by FaintSoftly for itme_yaboi
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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A human AU with similar aspects from the actual game, but a little different.
Kara lives with her younger sister Alice and their abusive father Todd. She has a plan to take her sister and so they can make it on their own. The trouble is a job. A well paying one. This leads her to the Eden Club.
Connor is the son of two of the greatest minds of the 21st century. Elijah and Chloe Kamski, but he was never interested in technology or business and his lifelong dream has been to become a police detective. His dream has come true, but in the form of him partnered up with the jaded Lieutenant Anderson.
Markus is the son of the once famous painter Carl Manfred. The talk of fame doesn't go nearly as far when there's no money attached to it, especially with his older brother Leo leeching off of his father. with Carl falling ill and using up more money than ever, it's time for Markus to get a job.
Three different lives, yet somehow they'll all end up on the same path.
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We'll Stay Forever This Way by NotGonnaGetUs
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Adam (2009), Charlie Countryman (2013), Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom, HEU - Fandom
03 Jul 2024
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Inspired by Titanic (1997)
Will and Adam Raki won their third class tickets on the Titanic in a game of poker, finally hoping their luck has changed as they head home to America.
Hannibal and Nigel Lecter are travelling first class, neither excited at what waits for them upon departure.
They never expect their paths to cross, or to fall in love.
Not with disaster ahead.
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Going birdwatching atop a kobold-infested mountain may prove to be the worst decision Isaac has ever made. Or the best. Who can say? Both he and the mountain's ruler keep their true feelings close to their chest.
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Edge of the Universe by AlwaysSunnySomewhere
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019), The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
25 Aug 2025
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“I said-” she looked down at them through the barrel of the rifle, shaking slightly from what could be the cold or nerves “-drop your fucking weapons, I mean it, I will shoot”
Butcher saunters forwards, hands thrown up in a mockery of surrender.
“Look kid, we’ve dropped all our guns, even chucked my knife in there for ya. Now, do you want to tell us where the fuck you came from and how a fourteen year old girl got a hold of a gun? I knew you yanks were backwards bastards, but this just takes the fucking cake.”
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What if after Joel fell on the Rebar, instead of Ellie running into David she is unknowingly teleported to The Boys universe and runs into Butcher and the gang? Based on the game, but will still make sense if you have only seen the show.
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Hughie accidentally freed the hero of the heroes Soldier Boy. But he changed, he's more weapon than human. From this day on he follows Hughie around like a watchdog. So Hughie has a walking and high traumatized atomic bomb following him everywhere, great...
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Donna takes it upon herself to get the Doctor good and shagged.
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That One Time When Jim and Spock Met Their Daughter From the Future by pristineungift
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
13 Jun 2013
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You know your day is going to be weird when some kid you’ve never seen before calls you ‘Papa.’