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a luxury few can afford by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Mar 2023
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"I charge extra for being shot at. I mean, it's not like being shot at is gonna do anything except temporarily make me look even more like swiss cheese, but..." Wade takes another massive bite of his food, finishing it. "It's the principle of the thing."
"And what's the going rate for swiss cheese?" Peter asks as casually as possible.
Wade names a price with a few more zeroes on it than Peter can afford.
"Ah," Peter says.
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Same: Logic/Teeth/Demons/Tourniquet by Phenobarbital
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 May 2023
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The first time they met, Peter had been fifteen and Deadpool had seemed like a weird enigma to him.
The next time they met, Peter had blipped and Deadpool hadn't. Time, having passed in unequal amounts for two very different people, had fundamentally changed their lives and the people they were. They hadn't even ever known one another before, and now that was about to change...—————————————————————
"You're too young to be frowning so much." Deadpool said with a sigh, and Peter went cross-eyed briefly when Deadpool tapped at the crease between his eyebrows.
"I'm not young." Peter blurted, and then tried to clarify, "I am young, I guess, but not…I mean…I was younger, you know, like too young, when we first met…but n-not…not anymore-…"
"Not too young, anymore, huh." Deadpool repeated and Peter stopped rambling, meeting Deadpool's mask's eyes, "Not too young for what exactly?" the older man asked in a tone of voice that was all at once amused and very, very suggestive.
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the clean burn by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Sep 2023
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Saturday night. Sushi and saké bombs, tequila shots and Malibu cokes. Wade has Peter half bent over the pool table, hands on his hips, and whispers, "Wanna get out of here?"
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Enraged by Vixen13 for dark_karen
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Nov 2017
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Peter was a brilliant omega who dreamed of overcoming the stigmas and setbacks of his gender. When a spider bite gave him powers and his dying uncle left him with powerful words, he saw an opportunity to protect the little guy from all the bad in the world.
But life isn't like a comic book. Not for omegas, at least. By the time life was done with Peter, he was working in a brothel, just trying to make enough money to keep his and Aunt May's heads above water.
Enter one Merc with a Mouth who won't stop poking his way into Peter's pants and into Peter's past. Wade has an offer waiting for a super that isn't supering, and Peter might just be bitter enough to take it.
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Spiderblood by DottieBlue
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Jun 2022
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"Kiss me like you miss me, red."
"Don't ever say those words to me again."
"Why not?"
"Because the last person who did wound up dead. And I can't afford to lose you like that."
"Then kiss me like this is the last time you'll ever see me."
"That, I can do."
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Set in a universe where all the Avengers survive Endgame, the events of No Way Home still happen, and Wade Wilson turns 20 year old Peter Parker into a total slut.
(also, i used the plot of holland's movies for the story but please feel free to imagine any version of spider-man you want - i just like using the movie plots to help me write stories about my own version of peter that doesn't truly exist anywhere but in my imagination)
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but only if it's with you by Ana Luz (AnaLuz13)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2025
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— You have to be my boyfriend.
It’s what a (still) very much naked Peter Parker asks (better saying: commands) while (still) on top of Wade’s body.
Not the usual situation of asking someone out (it’s not like Deadpool was hoping for a proposal anyway after just having his heart broken by this very same man), but it’s not likely to Wade decline the request. Even if it’s not in the conditions he wants (as real boyfriends, could even be fuck-buddies) he finds it very hard to deny. The hope was lost the moment he realized Peter was with the ass practically rubbing on his dick, and the younger man didn’t even seem to notice or give a shit about it. Well, he never died of blue balls before, no problem with this being the first time.
Wade sighs, then says:
— Let’s get the fake-dating tag to use.Series
- Part 1 of Spideypool fake-dating
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Howling at the bloody moon by llamadramafics
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Aug 2019
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Just when Wade is ready to blow his brains out to escape boredom, Weasel calls with a new mission related to Peter Parker. Little does he know that not only is Peter his masked idol, he already met him.
So what does he do when finds himself too attached to his mission? He's Deadpool... odds are it will be bloody.Series
- Part 1 of Howling at the Bloody Moon
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I Was on Fire for You by Butch3r
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
19 Dec 2023
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“Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”
“It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’
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Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~
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Finite State by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Mar 2019
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“Hiya, Peter,” Deadpool is standing there in all his red and black glory, sounding deceptively cheerful. All too cheerful, in fact, for a gun resting against one muscular thigh and a hand reaching back to, no doubt, grab a katana. “Peter Parker,” Deadpool continues, saying his name like he wants to bite into it. It’s actually kind of hot. God. Focus, Peter. Is Deadpool seriously going to try to kill him now?
All too late, Peter realizes that Spider-Man never responded to Deadpool’s messages.
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When he's blackmailed by, of all people, a weird work acquaintance who needs Spider-Man gone for obviously illegal purposes, Peter is forced to hang up the suit- at least temporarily -until he can resolve the situation. Unfortunately, things start to get sticky when Deadpool, who Spider-Man's been on-again off-again with (okay, yeah, lowkey messing around with), crashes into Peter's life and demands the photographer help him figure out what's got his favorite webhead so spooked.
Peter's life is really weird.
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Love Cuts Deep by TimidTurnip
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Oct 2025
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A chance encounter on the subway leaves Peter soaked in blood, and a need to bring the one who caused it to justice. Turns out the real challenge is keeping the man out of his pants.