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the clean burn by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Sep 2023
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Saturday night. Sushi and saké bombs, tequila shots and Malibu cokes. Wade has Peter half bent over the pool table, hands on his hips, and whispers, "Wanna get out of here?"
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Same: Logic/Teeth/Demons/Tourniquet by Phenobarbital
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 May 2023
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The first time they met, Peter had been fifteen and Deadpool had seemed like a weird enigma to him.
The next time they met, Peter had blipped and Deadpool hadn't. Time, having passed in unequal amounts for two very different people, had fundamentally changed their lives and the people they were. They hadn't even ever known one another before, and now that was about to change...—————————————————————
"You're too young to be frowning so much." Deadpool said with a sigh, and Peter went cross-eyed briefly when Deadpool tapped at the crease between his eyebrows.
"I'm not young." Peter blurted, and then tried to clarify, "I am young, I guess, but not…I mean…I was younger, you know, like too young, when we first met…but n-not…not anymore-…"
"Not too young, anymore, huh." Deadpool repeated and Peter stopped rambling, meeting Deadpool's mask's eyes, "Not too young for what exactly?" the older man asked in a tone of voice that was all at once amused and very, very suggestive.
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a luxury few can afford by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Mar 2023
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"I charge extra for being shot at. I mean, it's not like being shot at is gonna do anything except temporarily make me look even more like swiss cheese, but..." Wade takes another massive bite of his food, finishing it. "It's the principle of the thing."
"And what's the going rate for swiss cheese?" Peter asks as casually as possible.
Wade names a price with a few more zeroes on it than Peter can afford.
"Ah," Peter says.
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Imperfect Strangers by oprime
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Nov 2022
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He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.
“I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”
My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.
“Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”
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Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?
Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?
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Peter closed his eyes and slowly tipped himself backwards, upside down and holding himself there with his foot braced around a loop of webbing. Just as he was about to drop and swing back home, a loud voice boomed from under him.
“Spidey!”
Peter blinked, glancing down and staring at the large leather clad man who stood below him. Peter cocked his head, staring as his curiosity and interest grew. He quickly raised both hands, straightening his leg so the webbing wrapped more firmly around him so he wouldn’t fall.
'Hello, how can I help you?' Peter signed, not talking as he gestured widely to the man below him.
“Oh! Sign language? Sure, why not!” The leather clad man quickly began gesturing, his movements quick and confident. 'Hello! My name is Deadpool, and I would love if you came down! Just to talk! Promise!'
Peter hummed and contemplated, nodding to himself after a moment when his Spider sense remained quiet. Peter flexed his thigh and began sliding down the webbing, silent as he descended. He pointed his toes when he got close to the ground and carefully stepped onto the wet pavement, his heels hitting with little to no noise.
"That was the hottest thing I have ever seen."
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Off The Record by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 Feb 2019
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Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.
Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.
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- Part 1 of Perfect Enough
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I need a hero by Kazhiru
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Jan 2015
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Deadpool Get's a bit lonely at times, and what he needs to fight his loneliness is a friend. If that friend is a live size doll of Spider-man, then so be it.
And that is how Wade ends up carrying a doll Spider-man everywhere he goes.
That must of have been his best Idea to date. Too bad he is a klutz who accidentally manages to get the real Spider-man messed up in this mix, and here's how that led up. -
Unicorns and Bunnies: End of the World B*tches by Oopsynini
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Sep 2025
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Wade Wilson finds himself at the end of the world, facing hordes of zombies and struggling to survive. Life ain't good. In fact, life is fucking him in the ass wholesale every day of the week.
He's alone, completely and utterly by himself. At the beginning of the end, he'd lost Peter Parker to the bombs. They rained down from the sky, and the last thing Wade remembers before burning up in the aftermath is Peter's screams as the flames overtook them.
Peter is dead. That's what he had always assumed. Only if Peter is dead, who's standing before him now?
Wade Wilson discovers Peter Parker at the end of the world. Together, they have to face down zombie attacks, human threats, and, worst of all, Zombie Hulk. All of that, while struggling to survive, hoping for a future beyond their tiny, insignificant existence, and discovering that they are not the only ones lost to the zombie apocalypse.
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- Part 1 of Unicorns and Bunnies
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but only if it's with you by Ana Luz (AnaLuz13)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2025
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— You have to be my boyfriend.
It’s what a (still) very much naked Peter Parker asks (better saying: commands) while (still) on top of Wade’s body.
Not the usual situation of asking someone out (it’s not like Deadpool was hoping for a proposal anyway after just having his heart broken by this very same man), but it’s not likely to Wade decline the request. Even if it’s not in the conditions he wants (as real boyfriends, could even be fuck-buddies) he finds it very hard to deny. The hope was lost the moment he realized Peter was with the ass practically rubbing on his dick, and the younger man didn’t even seem to notice or give a shit about it. Well, he never died of blue balls before, no problem with this being the first time.
Wade sighs, then says:
— Let’s get the fake-dating tag to use.Series
- Part 1 of Spideypool fake-dating
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Take What You Can Get by weatheredwaffle
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Jan 2026
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Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.
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Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.
A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.