what we do in the shadows (movie&tv)
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“I trust you, Vi.” Anton starts slowly, holding Viago’s gaze. “But you have to promise me something.”
“Anything.” Viago agrees easily.
“If anyone - if he tries anything, no matter how small, you deal with him properly. Or let me deal with him. Don’t let anyone fucking - touch you, Vi. A good relationship with another pack isn’t worth that. Fuck, nothing is worth that. Not to me.”
Viago’s eyes go glassy, filming over with tears which Anton prepares to wipe away, but Viago is quicker, biting a bruising kiss onto Anton’s lips.
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Anton invites a local werewolf pack over to try and build a community. A good idea in theory, until their alpha takes an uncomfortable interest in Viago.
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we're sticking together (me and my husband) by IZZYTRANSS
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
24 Feb 2024
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The wolf is snarling in Anton’s mind to pin his boyfriend - husband - down and take him hard and fast, but the man has other ideas.
Anton slips another ring from Viago’s hand and places it two fingers along, where it should be.
“I reckon this marriage thing goes both ways, love. Need everyone to know that you’re my mate - my husband. Just… you’re mine, Viago. Nobody else can have you.”
There’s a brief moment where the room falls completely still - totally silent.
And then the tension building all evening snaps.
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Someone assumes Anton and Viago are married. It's a very welcome assumption.
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Running his hand through his hair, Anton tries to collect his thoughts as he realizes two things. First, something injured Viago badly, causing him to be transformed into a bat. And two, that he had been gushing about his crush to his crush. Anton looks back towards where he saw the men. Could they have…? Anton shook his head. One thing at a time, he thinks to himself.
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While Anton is at work, he gets an unexpected visit from Viago after a run in with some hunters.
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I think my friend said, "don't forget the video" by teratophobia
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Jun 2024
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“I swear, you live in a house with a bunch of men and this is destined to happen. Oh, let’s make a porno! Oh, let’s have an orgy! Oh, let’s fuck when I’m a bat and you’re a dog or some shit. These men just always think with their dicks. But, well, now Guillermo’s involved, so I guess I have to help. I mean, I’d hate to see the poor little thing hurt, is all. I don’t think he knows what he’s getting into. What? What do you mean? Of course I don’t worry about him. He’s just a stupid little baby boy. Somebody has to stand up for him…”
- Nadja of Antipaxos
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Nandor and Guillermo find Laszlo's porn films and think they're laughable. Laszlo dares them to make a better one. The whole household gets involved.
(From the WWDITS-kink-meme prompt)
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“That sounds serious,” Guillermo says, although the tone of his voice is far too playful for the situation. “Can I say something?”
Nandor draws close, concerned despite himself. How could this hateful place have laid Guillermo so low? What else could have happened to him?
But, despite the big breath Guillermo takes, as if preparing himself for an outpouring of words, he doesn’t speak. What he does do is grab Nandor by the front of his coat, tugging him down to press their lips together in a kiss.
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Everyone I know wanted a 'Nandor is the one who has to deal with drugged Guillermo' fic, so I offer you mine. Hopefully it is just what the doctor ordered. -
there is a shortage in the blood supply (but there is no shortage of blood) by zarya
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Sep 2021
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Something has to go pretty wrong in your life, Guillermo supposes, for you to reach a point where you’re doing heavy mental calculus to determine whether there's romantic subtext behind your boss’s offer to help you dispose of a corpse.
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Five Times Guillermo Held Nandor After Sex (And One Time He Didn't) by cookinguptales
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Dec 2022
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Semen collection isn't the same thing as having sex, and having sex isn't the same thing as a relationship. But they're getting there.
(A sequel to Five Times Guillermo Helped Nandor Collect Semen (And One Time He Didn't).)
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- Part 2 of ten times (and then some)
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When Nandor speaks to him — when he thinks Nandor is speaking to him, rather — it sounds not quite like it’s coming from outside him, but not quite from inside his head. The seconds before his voice cuts through sound like the way Guillermo’s ears would pop on a plane; a change in pressure as the ethereal reception clears.
He decides that, imagination or not, there’s no harm in responding. It gives him something to do.