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One of the nymphs, the leader of the group, judging by the crown of daisies adorning her head, nods and informs him solemnly, “This is a fertility and rejuvenation ritual for Mother Nature, to help heal the land destroyed by the recent wildfires.”
Lucifer tilts his head. “And the reason you ruined my date night and now have me thoroughly spatchcocked on this frankly terrible bedframe is that you need my ‘essence’?”
“Yes, the ritual requires the essence of an angel.”
“And by essence, you mean…?” he prompts.
“Your semen, obviously,” the nymph says, because it's apparently obvious.
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16 Aug 2024
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The writer uses a great wry voice that’s perfect for this sitch.
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She realized in horror that she had initiated a sext chain with the Devil in the middle of a prestigious police conference. He was going to send her a dick pic, wasn’t he?
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28 Dec 2024
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A sweet, funny, sexy vignette with a sizable smut interlude. Delightful
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“Okay, tell me what’s wrong with the Neanderthals.”
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- Part 17 of Moan Your Way Through Fuckruary
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12 Feb 2025
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Very funny, with a killer last line. Disappointed Lucifer didn't take the opportunity to make a *Homo erectus* joke, though.
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“S’not just that,” she sighed, snuggling further against him to get more comfortable and letting her eyes slide closed again. “Issat uniform. Chloe likey.”
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21 Jul 2024
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A little cop roleplay. Lucifer fully commits to it.
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Soft golden light poured into the golden room. White satin curtains blew gently in the warm breeze. The sound of waves kissing the shore drifted through the open windows. There was nothing but peace and quiet.
'Who the fuck is this? What the fuck?!'Or, the one where God reacts badly to people cocking up his plans.
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21 Sep 2024
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Short & silly