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Mostly Techno-centric fics :)
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Techno's current goals of finding a new cave, a treasure hoard, and enough food to grow up big and strong are going... Well, they were going okay. Except that he hasn't succeeded in any of them! For a tiny noodle dragon, it's a big wide world out there. And no one is nice enough to share with him! But that's alright, because now Techno has a plan.
If he can't find his own home, gold, and food, then he will simply steal it from someone else! It's genius! And absolutely nothing can go wrong!
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Wherein: Techno is a lonely baby dragon, Phil and Kristin are big scary dragons, and nothing really does go wrong.
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This Ao3 Author's Curse Has Got Hands by antimony_medusa for Odaigahara
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Dec 2025
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Fanfic author Technoblade has been pre-writing and is excited to start posting his whumptober longfic, his trusty beta Philza at his side. Unfortunately for his posting schedule, the Ao3 author's curse hits him hard, fast, and with an intensity never before seen. Really it's starting to seem like he's cursed.
Does this mean that he gives up posting his fic?
Nah nah nah nah nah he's got this handled. Don't even worry about it. Chapters will be posted come hell, high water, hospital visit, house invasions, eviction, mob action, emergency road trip, or kidnapping. Technoblade never dies, and he never misses an update.
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- Part 73 of Gift Exchange Works
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to raise an anarchist (and receive a tyrant) by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2025
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Technoblade is a living sword.
For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.
But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?
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- Part 4 of season's sPoOky bingo board
- Part 1 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
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The first time that Techno killed someone was also the first time that he died. Techno came back. The man he killed did not.
That was not the last time Techno has died. It was not the last time he killed either.
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Techno is a vigilante that kills the corrupt in secret, the only one not a hero in a family of them. Things become complicated when he's branded a villain and hunted by the very organization that his family works for. Even if Techno can't die, there are worse things that can happen.
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- Part 4 of Combine&Create 2023
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I'll Wipe Away the Frost on Your Eyelashes by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Oct 2025
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Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.
Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.
With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.
Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.
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Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.