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The HIA system—the Hostile Intensity Assessment system—was used by the Universal Union to assess how dangerous a planet was.
The discovery of Delltikae and its inhabitants warranted the creation of a new classification.
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OR: humans are space orcs with tommy as a human who is in spacethis is an alliumduo fic
(disclaimer: this is NOT about the real people who potrayed the characters on the Dream SMP AT ALL, though in fairness it's barely about the characters either 'cause this isn't even in minecraft, idk what im doing)
i forgot to put this earlier so it's here now:
rated T for swearing, violence, death, disturbing scenes, and (what i think is) light gore etc. (etc. because i hardly remember what's in this fic, please heed the tags they'll give you a picture)
also screw the Brighton Biter, he does not and will not appear in any of my fics, only the character he potrayed on the dsmp will
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- Part 1 of Remnants of The People that Were
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Phil rummaged around in a sleek, grey-blue trash bin nestled between a few tall shining buildings.
There wasn’t much of use inside. No food, no clothes, nothing for him. He sighed, moving down to the next bunch of bins, when he heard something approach behind him. He turned slowly, eyes narrowed in irritation. He was in a very unpleasant mood. Since he’d lost his child to aliens and all.
He sighed deeply. “Got somethin’ to say, mate?” He snapped, knowing it couldn’t understand him. “If you’re gonna run off to the alien cops do it quickly won’t you? I’ve got places to be.”
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Phil has been abducted by aliens, had his child taken away from him, murdered countless aliens, crashed their ship, fucked up his shoulder, leg, and ankle, and in general has had a very bad time finding his way back to his kid.
Unfortunately for him, this pig alien seems eager to disrupt his search. And he is not interested in joining its alien family.Series
- Part 11 of Teeth_Hoarder's Space Fics
- Part 44 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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SunnySide up by SillyzNewz
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
25 Nov 2025
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Tommy walks into the common room badly sunburned, not realizing how alarming it looks to everyone else. This fic is a small Snapshot of little things that might worry an alien, while also making friends with the local purple farmer.
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“...We left the ship back on the last planet.”
“Phil, we are literally hurtling through the depths of space in our spaceship right now. What are you talking about?”
“Nope.”
“Heh?”
“You know how Tommy is a shapeshifter?”
Or: My crack oneshots gained plot and ran away
*Formerly - Techno in Space Oneshots
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- Part 2 of Techno in Space AU
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Philza had been touring the space station with his friend Missa, when he ran into his ex, who worked there. Next thing he knew he had been pushed into some sort of escape pod (that shouldn't have been set up yet), and ended up in the 'care' of some not so nice aliens. After being injected with some weird stuff that made him constantly hurt, they end up bringing a pig guy in, that helps him escape
Aka, Phil ends up forced into space, kidnapped by bad aliens, experimented on, befriends a pig man alien that he can't understand (and ends up mentally adopting), escapes, and ends up running into said pig dudes crew, adopting said crew, and falling in love. -
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One shots and slice of life for Hargrans Are A What series. Set between the main story.
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- Part 2 of Hargrans are a What?
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Phil gets abducted by aliens on his way home from work.
And very quickly realizes he has been abducted by a bunch of teenagers.Series
- Part 4 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2025
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I'll Wipe Away the Frost on Your Eyelashes by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Oct 2025
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Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.
Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.
With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.
Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.
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Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.
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A home in the far distant stars (I'm not sure how I got here, but I'm loving it) by Strawbee9
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Oct 2025
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Tommy finally meets the rest of the family on the moon planet they've been trying to get to the entire time. Shenanigans with Floof and Michael, Tubbo flirting with a flustered Ranboo, Kristen instantly attaching herself to Tommy's side and Tommy doing the same, and a pouting Wilbur.
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- Part 14 of Its midnight and god can't stop me now~
- Part 3 of In Space You Can See All the Stars
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This is the Worst Possible Outcome by hellonearthtoday
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
21 Oct 2025
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Aliens.
Aliens!
The adrenaline was slowly seeping away at this point, ragged breaths escaping him as he stared down at the defeated alien.
This was literally the worst possible outcome that could’ve come from his and his foster mothers’ argument. Like, he expected maybe a scolding when he got back, or at worst the police called on him for running away, but no. Honest to god aliens.Or,
Humans are a young race, and Tommy, a particularly volatile human, is plucked from his home and forced to survive in a foreign land. It certainly doesn't help with the fact that the whole of galactic society is under the impression humans lack the ability for complex thought.
OR, OR, tommy is a sewer rat and the rest of space is new york city and everyone is irrationally terrified of the rat. -
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The miscommunications continue.
Technoblade is adjusting to life in space and recovering from his injuries. The rest of his crew are trying to figure out how to handle having a human around.
They'll get there eventually.Series
- Part 2 of Miscommunications AU
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Wilbur being from a planet that much like Earth is mostly covered with water, recognizes the symptoms of dehydration in their new Human shipmate and knows how to fix it.
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Wilbur thinks he's in a sick fic, Tommy thinks aliens are weird.
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And so Rise the Wordless by DecayOfDivorced
Fandoms: Dream SMP, sbi - Fandom, Original Work
26 Sep 2025
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Consciousness came back in slow waves.
Beep.
He isn’t sure when exactly he ‘woke’ up.
Beep.
He isn’t sure when exactly he started breathing again.
Beep.
Why wasn’t he breathing? He’s not sure.
What is breathing anyway?
aka: sbi space au with beeduo & niki and chaos ensues with eventual found family and a lot of language barrier
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the stars look very different today by peachiestpersonaround
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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It’s like he’s scared.
And maybe he is—the human, while taller than most species of aliens, was a scrawny thing, all long limbs and knobby knees. Wilbur’s fairly sure that, on Earth (it isn’t called Terra), Tommy fits the qualifications of being a teenager.
And so, Wilbur backs off a little. Gives Tommy more space, because the poor boy looks like he might have a heart attack every time Wilbur so much as references his work on the ship. Which sucks a little, because he loves sharing what he discovers—there’s so much to learn, and yet, Tommy is terrified.
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or, humans are space orcs au <3
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- Part 8 of Peach’s Oneshots
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“Sleepy again?” Wilbur’s teasing voice came from the lounge. Tommy turned, smirking.
“You wish,” Tommy said. “I’ve got eyes like a hawk now.”
Techno rolled his eyes. “Still a child,” he muttered.
“Yeah,” Wilbur added, laughing. “And any sense of self-preservation.”
Tommy grinned, ignoring the jabs. He was stronger than the last time. Faster. Smarter. And maybe, just maybe, this time he wouldn’t have to hide behind them.
He wished he hadn’t had the chance to prove it so soon.
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It wasn’t that Tommy needed Technoblade to like him, no. But he really did see his human crewmate as a friend, preferably as a brother, but it's hard for him to tell whether Techno cares about him sometimes. The two of them end up going on a parts run together, but they end up caught in a severe snowstorm, which crashes the ship.
That wouldn't be too bad, except for Tommy is a reptilian alien, so being cold-blooded in a snowstorm is his worst nightmare. Prior experience with other crews has told Tommy that he can't expect anyone else to try and save him, not when it puts their own life at risk, but Techno may just surprise him.
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Philza and his crew crashes to earth after an intense chase from Dreamons and now They're stuck on earth and a human decided to help.
Tommy is pissed that these 'aliens' crashes into his tree, but they're just soo hopeless and can't survive on earth so he helps them get back home
Meanwhile Jschlatt had a little 'Project' going on
Hey guy's its former Idiot_Author, now named TheUnknownBl0b. It's been a while and i just wanted to say i moved on and had grown up. Now in a new fandom [MXTX]
I'm deeply sorry i never continued my stories like i said i would. If you want me to make it up i would rewrite it will my improvement these past few years.
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Big Man Tommyinnit. stuck in space, in a cell, all alone.
well not alone anymore, he's got this really small adorable looking alien now! and he's in too deep, he's already sworn his life to the guy.
Tommy picks up alien friends left and right to slowly work his way around space to survive. His hell through space does not prevent the affection that his heart still retains and he slowly begins to heal the scars that have been formed from being treated like an experiment, an animal.
now if only he could talk to them.
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- Part 2 of Tommy in space- wtf is he doin'?
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Nothing to Offer (But Blood, Sweat & Tears) by RosesForApril
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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In all the time that he’d spent studying to be the best medic he could for his crew, Wilbur never thought that he’d come across a species quite like humans. They took what he knew about medicine and medical care and made it a whole lot stranger.
After all, when they were injured, they’d just keep bleeding, like their bodies weren’t able to keep the blood inside. Didn’t they have anything to quickly clot their blood and seal the wound shut? Apparently not. Their blood clotted, but so much slower than everyone else Wilbur had ever met, making it far more likely for them to bleed out after some kind of battle.
Which, unfortunately, his human crewmate always seemed to get involved in.
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Wilbur misunderstands what is and is not an injury for humans as he tried to learn more about his new crewmate. As it turned out, there's a lot more than blood that's strange about humans. All Wilbur wanted was to keep his crew safe, but humans seem to always confound him. Techno, on the other hand, doesn't understand why his alien crewmates are so concerned for his health when he's perfectly fine.
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He looked around, it looked like some kind of warm cave, he froze as soon as he saw the silhouette of a creature at the bottom of the cave.
If his breathing hitched at that moment he just tried to hide it along with his constant shivering that seemed to come back with a vengeance. Was he alive? How? why?***********************************************************
Ranboo was captured by mercenaries and ended up being thrown into the habitat of two humans. He didn't expect to be alive this long.
Tommy and Shroud Space AU no one asked for
Space AU, Human!Tommy and Shroud. & Alien SBI + Bee duo
TW: Dehumanization1º Arc: Chapters 1 - 10
2º Arc: Chapters 11 - X
3º Arc: Chapters X - X*All relationships in this story are platonic*