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Yesterday is Tomorrow (everything is connected) by IAM_Kneazle (twicethet), twicethet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Apr 2026
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James Potter went five years at Hogwarts without realizing Lily had a little sister. Hermione would have preferred it if he never realized she existed. Now she's stuck, in Potter's circle of awareness, and maintaining the timeline. Not like he makes it easy, or something.
April 2026. Now complete.
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The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
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Severus had always known that he would die in a painful, most horrifying way ever since back when he was almost beaten to death by his father, then mauled by a werewolf, then thrashed around by a maniac overlord. His miserable, luckless life only seemed to lead to that one day when he would be struck down by a bloody snake, of all things.
Bleeding out in front of Harry Potter was just the last humiliation Lady Destiny had in store for him.
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When Harry finds Tom Riddle's diary he does not write 'Hello.' He does not write anything at all. He draws. Tom Riddle falls in love with the artwork.
_________________Sketch by sketch, drawing by drawing, the ink Harry pours into the diary manifests as creations in Tom's monochrome world.
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- Part 1 of Soul-Stained Masterpieces
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It’s gotten late and he’s still wandering around Muggle London, because he doesn’t want to go home, he doesn’t want to be reasonable, he doesn’t want to try and patch things up for the something-or-other thousandth time, he just wants to avoid her until he stops feeling like he’s either going to scream or his innate magic is going to lash out and tear down the townhouse around their ears— and of course, because sometimes fate is a funny, fickle thing, he spots Snivellus.
James Potter's marriage is failing- What a perfect time to disguise himself as a muggle, follow Severus Snape to what is either a makeshift dance club or a party for gay muggles, and then do a series of things he really should not do.
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A flurry of snowflakes begins to drift down through the gaping hole above, as white as ivory bone. A steady drip-drip-drip punctuates the dying glow of the runes. With blood and snow puddling on the floor, Severina Snape takes her last shuddering breath beneath the bleak and colourless sky.
SI-fem!Snape, Time-Travel.
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- Part 1 of The Dead Have No Need of Umbrellas
- Part 1 of The Half-Blood Prince's Grimoire
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17 Oct 2025
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Grant Me a Bitter Glory
By: AnonymousA storm of snowflakes blows from the pale dawn sky through the gap, as white as ivory bone. A steady drip-drip-drip punctuates the last swirling of the runes. With blood and snow puddling on the floor, Severina Snape takes her last shuddering breath in the dreary pale dawn.
SI-fem!Snape, Time-Travel.
This is low key/high key a masterpiece.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53658124/chapters/196348556
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Deku Enchanted by s_the_queen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Apr 2021
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Just like every other day, Izuku mumbled up a storm and about fifteen minutes later (a drastic increase from the measly three minutes he would have gotten in their first year), Katsuki turned to him and snapped. "Shut the fuck up nerd! I can barely hear myself think!"
And Izuku's jaw practically sealed itself shut. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't open his mouth to speak. Thankfully, he wasn't called on during the lesson, but that didn't mean he hadn't tried to participate. He just couldn't.
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Izuku is hit by an obedience quirk, and he wonders who exactly he wronged in a past life to deserve this much bullshit.
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13 Mar 2024
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Deku Enchanted
By s_the_queenJust like every other day, Izuku mumbled up a storm and about fifteen minutes later (a drastic increase from the measly three minutes he would have gotten in their first year), Katsuki turned to him and snapped. "Shut the fuck up nerd! I can barely hear myself think!"
And Izuku's jaw practically sealed itself shut. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't open his mouth to speak. Thankfully, he wasn't called on during the lesson, but that didn't mean he hadn't tried to participate. He just couldn't.
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Izuku is hit by an obedience quirk, and he wonders who exactly he wronged in a past life to deserve this much bullshit.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29307252/chapters/71970870
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
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https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
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25 Feb 2024
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All the Young Dudes
By MsKingBean89LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
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https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kghttps://archiveofourown.org/works/10057010/chapters/22409387
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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12 Oct 2023
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
By isthisselfcareHermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
Perfection in every way, the wit and chemistry are on another level
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/chapters/85870804
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Crybaby by lalazee for greensquid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Jan 2021
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That awkward moment when you have phone sex with your childhood best friend and neither of you realize who is on the other end. A love story.
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- 15/18
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Crybaby
By lalazeeThat awkward moment when you have phone sex with your childhood best friend and neither of you realize who is on the other end. A love story.
Wild and wonderful.