Turtle Shenanigans
The stories where the guys, in any or all iterations get into fumbling shenanigans...more than the usual.
*Chat and Discord based stories mainly, but there will be others in this collection.
(Open, Moderated)
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A Turtle in Bristol by MelonPalooza
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)
04 Oct 2024
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Donatello falls through a portal and lands in unfamiliar streets. A gun goes off but he's too late. A little boy is orphaned, and Don gets attached.
“Can you hide in your shell like real turtles?” the kid asked.
“Not all turtles can go into their shells,” Don explained. “And hey, I am a real turtle.”
“Only the lame ones can’t,” the kid said. “Are you a lame one, Mr. Turtle?”
“I’m not going to answer that,” Don said.
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Call Me What I Am by Kyn
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990s Movies)
05 Dec 2023
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Sheer masculinity might be half the reason Raphael has trouble following the leader. On some biological level, being the biggest, heaviest monster around might just *feel* like it ought to make him the defacto 'alpha.' But then Red Turtle's strange stomach pains persist for over a week, leading Donatello to conduct an ultrasound to see if it's cancer...
It's not cancer.
The remarkably unsexy fiction is inspired by the real life science of turtles. Like how a turtle's sex is determined! Spoiler alert: It's a lot more wibbly wobbly than in mammals, and doesn't even use XY chromosomes.
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Bookmarked by Jenuinely
20 Dec 2023
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I cannot recommend this enough. This story deserves to be read; and I will keep coming back to read it, whether for updates or enjoyment re-reads.
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I May Be Invisible, But I Still Look Good by Dandy
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
26 Feb 2024
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"Leo!? Leo!"
Mikey was screaming, and he flinched at how scared his little brother sounded. The innate need to comfort him kicked in, and Leo stepped forward, holding out his arms to him invitingly, smiling to let him know everything was alright.
“Hey, Mikey, what’s wrong-”
Mikey didn’t open his arms to hug him back.
Mikey ran through him.
Leo is cursed by a mystic whatever thingy. But don't worry guys, he's totally got this! Getting back into his body? Easy peasy.
(He hopes it will be easy peasy.)
Series
- Part 1 of I May Be Invisible But I Still Look Good
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Turtle Hot Pot by calamaricurry
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 1987), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), TMNT (2007), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (IDW Comics), Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Movie 2023)
14 Jul 2025
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Previous generations of the turtles have slowly but steadily been gathering themselves into one big Discord server, now having a total of twenty members. Some of them have retired from the vigilantism, others are still doing regular patrols. They've all pretty much figured out their way of life after their various misadventures and trauma.
And then the kids join. Four hyperactive teenagers give twenty veteran mutants grey scales like none of their bad guys ever could have.
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The Eldest Brother by dEBB987
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
26 Oct 2023
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2012 x 2018 X-over. No knowledge of 2012 needed to read
In which Rise!Raph goes full older-sibling over Season 1 2012 boys, so we have our 12!turtles learn healthier communication & ways to express their emotions <3
A Tumblr description I saw and liked: "It's basically Rise!Raph looking at the 12!Turtles and saying: Wow, you guys look like you need an older brother. I'm taking that spot!"
Alternatively: In which Rise!Raph can’t get a break from his brothers, not even in a different dimension, and they sort of adopt each other. The family tree is getting harder to explain!
No bashing, Rise! and 2012 have different circumstances and upbringing. Please mind the tags! RiseAU & the disclaimer note.
TEB Tumblr Masterpost: https://www.tumblr.com/debb987/712897939838779392/teb-masterpost?source=share
Series
- Part 1 of TEB series