You get a turtle! And you get a turtle! WE ALL GET TURTLES!!
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Savaged Misunderstandings by Conartist170
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
14 Mar 2023
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Alternate Mikey was cute. (Not that Raph would tell anyone that.)He was also alone. Very, very alone. According to him, him and his brothers all got separated after a Mystic Fluke between all of their Ninpo. (Whatever the heck that was.)
So now he was here, and Donnie was using his doohickeys to find the rest of other Mikey's brother's. While the turtle in question said he had his own way of finding his brothers.
He was very adamant about finding his Raph first. (Raph wondered why that was, but he sure wasn't gonna ask.)
Or; Mikey is with 2012 gang, (they're all pretty much stable adults at this point), and they find Savage Raph.
Or, or; Me wanting an excuse to write Rise Raph in a terrifying way.
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In This World (It's Just Us) by Conartist170
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
06 Aug 2025
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Donnie blinked at his counterpart.
He looked rather plain to be a Donatello. Then again it was another universe, anything was possible. Donnie couldn't fault the turtle for his lack of..Well everything.
Or; Donnie and Leo go to the 2012, and the 2012 have to deal with two superpowered, probably insane versions of Leo and Donnie.
Filled with plenty of murder, laughs, more murder, disturbing imagery and Donnie/Leo awesomeness and alternate turtle gawking. Enjoy.
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You Can Eat Anything if you Try hard Enough by Conartist170
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
25 Apr 2023
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Raph eats Soap in front of the 2012 gang, and they, understandably, freak out.
Raph's own brothers, do not care that he does this, this in fact, is quite normal for them. They're confused of why 2012 are freaking out. 2012 is confused of why Rise aren't freaking out.
Everyone is confused.
Raph just wanted to eat his soap in peace.
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When You Jump Worlds do You Normally Become a Glow stick, or is That just a Me Thing? by Conartist170
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
21 May 2023
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Leon didn't know where he was, but these people that have his brothers' names, signature colors and turtle-iness sure do.
On a completely separate note, he's glowing a lot. Like the glow of the fridge at 3am a lot. What's up with that?
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The Dumpster Fire Behind the Scenes by Conartist170
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
10 Nov 2024
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All of the Chapters, POV's, and cut off timelines that couldn't fit into the original story.
Please read the first part if you want it to make sense.
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And All he Wanted was to See what Cows were Like Here and Now He was Stuck in Drag, Trying To pay Off a Mortgage He Didn't even Remember Signing off on. Oh the Woes of Being Brilliant by Conartist170
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
18 Dec 2024
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Donnie smelled the crisp clean air, heard the bustling of people and felt the drained and dead device on his wrist.
His Ninpo crooned at him, warm and so silly at times. Poking at him, doing a little dance that read as childish mockery. He ignored as he always did. Donnie tried to figure out where he was. It smelt like his own reality but felt different. More...bouncy, would be an apt description. Bouncier then his own. So maybe he was in a parallel reality one juxtaposed to his own? There was some portal induced nausea, so he did go somewhere. But where? And how was he going to get back?
Donnie knew how he was going to get back. He just needed a little time, some tweezers, a steady hand and his family. Whoever or whatever they were here. They should have the correct tools and resources. It wouldn't be too hard to find them but talking to them?
That.
Would be the biggest issue.
Or: Donnie from In This World (its just us), gets thrown in the original Rise Universe. Basically just vibes. This is set technically after chapter one, its just if he built something very different then what he did and miscalculated and now he gets to meet his brothers if they weren't raised to destroy humanity. Fun.
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When We Grow Up, Will We Be as Old and Wise as Them? Or Will our Kids Just Put us in A Nursing Home and be Done With It? by Conartist170
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies)
16 Nov 2024
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The turtles from the universe 4102 have been transported to the 8102 universe!
It would be a lot cooler if the turtles from the 8102 universe would just believe them when they said they were teenagers though.
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In the Bayverse movies they're supposed to be teenage age or at least super early young adult. But they never really looked or acted the part.
So this is my take on that. But funny version.
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This is the Fourth Chance, Our Last Laugh and I Can't Believe You Forgot My Wallet by Conartist170
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)
20 Jun 2025
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Leo honestly thought he would die in the prison dimension. He didn't expect Mikey to be able to open a portal. He didn't expect Raph to reach out and grab him. He didn't expect Donnie go in for kill on Kranng Prime, reaching out from behind him.
Though maybe he should've expected it. Though what he definitely didn't expect was for his own Ninpo to flip out. (Which was not in anyway connected to him. No siree, nope, not at all.)
He definitely, DEFINITLY, did not expect to be thrown into another dimension. To lose two feet in height. And for all of his memories to be jumbled up and made practically useless. Whoopee...what a...great start to the day. Now he just needed to remember where Mikey and Raph went...
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A 2003 - Rise crossover. Because there aren't enough in my opinion and certainly not enough that are to my taste. Enjoy.
*Previously called - The Fourth Chance, The Last Laugh, The Second Time—We’re in This TogetherSeries
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And I’ll be Gone for a Fortnight, So Remember to Switch your Laundry by Conartist170
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Movie 2023), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fortnite)
22 Dec 2024
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There's a bunch of new turtles to hang out with and the new Leonardo is talking with some of the other Leonardos and they learn that sometimes he doesn't use his katanas when fighting. And he has to explain why and when that happens.
And everyone just ends up more confused by the end of it.
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Me making up an AU for the heck of it. What happens when Mutant Mayhem Leo, 2003 Leo and Fortnite Leo walk into a bar. Something really off-script apparently. (This is either the start to a terrible joke or a great friendship, I haven't decide yet.)
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Do You Think Body Swapping For The Day Will Count As A Business Expense? by Conartist170
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Movie 2023)
15 Feb 2025
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Donnie doesn't know where he is. This certainly isn't his body, his clothes and its certainly not his lab. He's never been in a human high school before. Not like this anyway. Not as a student.
He doesn't know what he's doing and he certainly doesn't know how he's supposed to do it, but he will absolutely do something impressive before he lets himself be gunned down by social anxiety.
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Mutant Mayhem Donnie and Rise Donnie swap bodies. Neither really has a good time during it.
Or, I like body swapping stuff and I like Donnie. This was the obvious conclusion.
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The Myopic Samenesses of Raphael and Other Such Unfortunates by Conartist170
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)
28 Jul 2025
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...why did he sound like Samwise Gamgee..?
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The 2012 turtles somehow end up in the 2003 universe. All is fine and dandy until it's revealed that 2012 Raphael sounds exactly like Samwise from the Lord of The Rings movies! How will 2003 Leonardo, who is an avid fan of the series, cope!
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And I Could Hide Away in this Downpour by Conartist170
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), TMNT (2007)
06 Sep 2025
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The Kranng are a funny creatures. Creating a transdimensional device is nothing but an ordinary Tuesday for them. But for most other creatures, this sort of creation is very out of the ordinary.
Raphael is such a creature. Because after falling into one, he doesn't know where he is and he doesn't know if he'll be able to get back. He wants to go back to his brothers. But he can't.
And all he has is this twisted, broken version of his family to show for it.
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After a mission gone wrong 2012 Raphael lands, injured and alone, in the 2007 universe. Their Leo is still away in the jungles of Peru and the death of Raphael's Father is still a fresh memory in his mind. Both parties are grieving and both intend to keep those griefs a secret.
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