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    The Kranng are a funny creatures. Creating a transdimensional device is nothing but an ordinary Tuesday for them. But for most other creatures, this sort of creation is very out of the ordinary.

    Raphael is such a creature. Because after falling into one, he doesn't know where he is and he doesn't know if he'll be able to get back. He wants to go back to his brothers. But he can't.

    And all he has is this twisted, broken version of his family to show for it.

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    After a mission gone wrong 2012 Raphael lands, injured and alone, in the 2007 universe. Their Leo is still away in the jungles of Peru and the death of Raphael's Father is still a fresh memory in his mind. Both parties are grieving and both intend to keep those griefs a secret.

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    This story was supposed to be about fireworks, where did all of this plot come from?

    It was literally going to be less than 3k, but I needed to give Donnie somebody to infodump to who wouldn't either fall asleep or threaten to punch him in the face.
    Please suspend your disbelief - I'm not here to write 100k of slow-burn trust-building so the purple one can wax poetic about chemical reactions (but apparently I am here to write almost 26k worth of random stuff before that happens).

    Mostly written with Bayverse in mind, but there are enough references to other iterations you'd be forgiven for thinking otherwise. Do not turn the reference hunt into a drinking game - it probably won't end well.
    Or do. I'm not the boss of you. But I accept absolutely no responsibility for the consequences.

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    "“I’m fine, Raph,” is all the answer he gets, like Leo didn’t grow up with him and doesn’t know he can spot his lie a mile away. He’s always been a shit liar."

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    what if you spent your whole life being responsible for your brothers and now you were caught in a generational vendetta and your dad was injured so you were the one who had to kill an evil warlord and also you were SIXTEEN?

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    Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael were standing in front of a Victorian mansion.

    “How is this a good idea again?” Leo asked.

    “How are we supposed to be ghost hunters if we’re not hunting any ghosts?” Mikey retorted.

    “No one ever agreed to ghost hunting, you said we were going to the movie theatre!” Raphael yelled.

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    The turtles (humans?) go ghost hunting. Title is the song by Blue Oyster Cult.

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    Donnie doesn't know where he is. This certainly isn't his body, his clothes and its certainly not his lab. He's never been in a human high school before. Not like this anyway. Not as a student.

    He doesn't know what he's doing and he certainly doesn't know how he's supposed to do it, but he will absolutely do something impressive before he lets himself be gunned down by social anxiety.

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    Mutant Mayhem Donnie and Rise Donnie swap bodies. Neither really has a good time during it.

    Or, I like body swapping stuff and I like Donnie. This was the obvious conclusion.

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    The Triceraton Invasion was a marathon of challenge after challenge. Afterwards, the boys and leatherhead are all reacting in their own ways. Leo is reeling from the fate of the world being decided by their actions, Raph is feeling angry and powerless in the face of what could've been, and Mikey is just doing his best to keep his older brothers from spiraling. As Leatherhead struggles with the repercussions of his time in bishop's lab, Don's doing his best as team medic. But is he really alright after what ever happened to him up on that ship?

    A Triceraton Invasion aftermath fic (Not related to Wonder If it Never Will Be)

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    Dear Me,
    This is fucking stupid. I’m saying that because my teacher said she wouldn’t read this letter, so if she tells me off for swearing I’m going to stab something. (That’s a joke if you’re reading this, Mrs. Jacobs.)

     

    [Raph writes a letter to his future self for a highschool assignment.]

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    Leo’s the only one in their family with a human sounding name. Ray’s works, too, but he’d come up with it for the sake of the pun. He’d had it when he’d first met them, and they’d never figured out from where, assuming that it was just something that he picked up while reading advertisements and such.

    Now, Leo’s heavily reconsidering.

    [In which Leo is raised in Superfly's mutant family.]

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    In an alternate universe where mutants are a normal part of society, four teenage turtle mutants grew up in a painstakingly normal small town and had classic, non-ninja related woes: homework, rumors, break-ups, boring first jobs and house parties that get...just a BIT out of hand.

    This is a companion piece to "The Day the World Broke." What was life like before the world ended? If you ask Raph...it was pretty okay, aside from the night he lost Leo in a Denny's parking lot.

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    Raph’s got an old fascination with things that most people would call weird, or frightening, or horrifying.

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    What happens if Splinter isn’t able to teach them all the things they need to know and some higher power steps in to do what it can instead?

    What is going to be the subject of study this time?

     

    OR) The Turtles need to learn some important lessons and I decided that the best way to do that was to give them kids and trauma. :)

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    Who said makeup is only for girls? Raph. Raph said that. But that's not going to stop Blue, Purple, and Karai from giving everybody makeovers!

    (set at some point after chapter 29 of the main fic)

    EDIT: I added a picture :)

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    Leo is desperate to provide safety for her family after the battle with Superfly. Even moreso when humans accept them into society. Leo is willing to make sacrifices at every turn for the sake of her brothers, but it doesn’t sit well with the people she protects.

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    Mikey seemed like he understood enough and took the leather strap in his mouth. Raph looked back to Leo. The eldest brother mustered whatever courage or cruelty it would be called to have to cut off his own brother’s arm and raise his katana.

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    Years after Donatello’s disappearance, Leo is forced to make an impossible decision

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    And then, it was just the four of them.

     

    Same as it always was.

     

    (But it wasn't the same, and they all feared it would never be.)

     

    Or: The turtles deal with the aftermath of Superfly

    Done for the Mutant Mayhem Gift Exchange on Tumblr!!

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    “Lookin’ good, Leo.”

    (Raph watches Leo flinch at the sudden noise.)

    “Huh?” His brother whips his head around quickly (maybe too quickly) and something about his whole demeanour… shifts.

    Raph watches as his whole face tightens, creases created by exhaustion and lack of sleep becoming more visible; his eyes turn a moody and sour grey, becoming glassy and faded, looking more sunken than ever, and his mouth twists to project a pained and frustrated scowl.

    “Raph,” he snaps, “I’m not in the mood.”
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    (raph and leo in s1e20)

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    A year after Splinter's (and Donnie's) death, Donnie is having trouble processing everything. It all builds up until Donnie snaps and now he's got to decide if he's going to keep running from everything, or if he's going to face it head on. (Fortunately for him, he's got a caring family)

    or;

    "The Power Inside Her" made me so angry, I wrote a fic about it. Featuring; over-worked Donnie, Splinter hating, lots of arguing, a little bit of healing, and just a tiny bit of origami.

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    “No Don, clearly we’re in the dimension full of hallucinogenic chemicals because of some portal jacking mishap.” Nardo sarcastically responded looking at ‘Don’ with a mischievous smirk on his face.

    “Don’t be ridiculous Nardo, we couldn’t possibly have… wait…..” Don looked up at Nardo with a thoughtful face.

    Nardo stopped smirking and looked at Don concerned. “Don, Donnie no, I know what you’re thinking and stop. I was just kidding they are most definitely from another universe.”

     

    Tmnt 2012 and Rise crossover. Chaos shall of course follow. I’ll try to update once a week but ya know, that may not happen so sorry if I don’t update right away.

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    ¿Qué pasa si Splinter solo rescató a dos tortugas esa noche?
    ¿Qué pasó con los otros dos?
    ¿Crecieron juntos?
    ¿Crecieron separados?

    Aquí hay una mejor pregunta.
    ¿Volverán a estar todos juntos?

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    Encontré que el capítulo uno es muy básico/predecible. Así que lo he reescrito, espero les guste y lamento si las actualizaciones no son continuas.

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    What if Splinter only rescued two turtles that night?
    What happened to the other two?
    Did they grow up together?
    Did they grow up apart?

    Here's a better question.
    Will all of them get back together?

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    Chapter one seemed very basic and predictable to me. So I've rewritten it, I hope you like it and I'm sorry if the updates aren't continuous.

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