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If I Only Had a Brain [ARCHIVAL] by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
01 Jan 2024
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NOTE: This is an archival copy of If I Only Had a Brain as it was originally uploaded.
In the wake of the Terran Accord's fall, Jonathia Cranifolia, 6th Bloom enjoys the offerings of a traditional Terran flea market on a humble, backwater farm world while her new floret ruminates on his past and future.
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- Part 1 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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The Pinnates Luminary by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
09 Feb 2024
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A single stem grows two leaves on either side, perfectly opposite. Pinnates. And Calyxia Luminara knows that pinnates can NEVER be separated, nor would she ever dream of trying.
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- Part 2 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Golden Ladder by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide, Original Work
26 Apr 2026
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Cory Kàfkore is a runner. He’s been running all his life. Running away from bullies, away from home, away from responsibility, even away from himself. So what does Cory do when the Affini arrive on his doorstep? He does what he does best: he runs.
Asherah Riker, Third Bloom, knows more about terran physiology than any affini she has ever met. She loves terrans. Some might even say she’s obsessed with them. But Riker knows that sometimes, even if you want something real bad, you shouldn't have it.
Set in The Human Domestication Guide Universe, 18+ only.
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- Part 3 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Precious Little Treasure by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
07 May 2024
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You are a floret in the Affini Compact. The affini who owns you has some very important business they have to attend to, so you'll be staying at Miss Maizey's Floret Daycare for a few hours. You can handle being away from your affini for a few hours, right?
This story is part of GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide universe.
Accordingly, this story has been tagged with with the Rape/Non-con warning as it is a baked-in part of the setting. That kind of interaction does not appear in this specific story.
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- Part 1 of Precious Little Treasure Anthology
- Part 4 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Rebecca is your best friend, and you don't know what she'd do without you. But is she really cut out for being independent? You know you can help her. After all, you tell her, 'It's only temporary.'
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- Part 5 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Buried Treasure by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
31 Jul 2024
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You are an affini in the Affini Compact. It is time to bury your treasure.
This is a very sad, very short story. Please be mindful of your headspace before reading it, and remember to hug those you hold dear.
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- Part 2 of Precious Little Treasure Anthology
- Part 6 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
07 Aug 2024
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Happiness is a warm mom.
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- Part 7 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Abandoned Treasure by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
08 Aug 2024
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You are a crewmember aboard the TCN Stellar Vanguard. Despite being subjected to brutal interrogation, your crewmates still believe you to be a traitor. You sit in the brig and await your fate. You are about to be spaced.
This story features realistic descriptions of what happens to the human body when exposed to the vacuum of outer space. Consider this your warning for somewhat graphic descriptions.
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- Part 3 of Precious Little Treasure Anthology
- Part 8 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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When Life Gives You Lemons by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
14 Aug 2024
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You are an independent Terran living aboard the Cymbidium, and you really, really, like lemons.
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- Part 10 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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A Pocketful of Posies by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
16 Aug 2024
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You are a mommy in the Affini Compact taking care of your little one, the most adorable little sprout you've ever seen.
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- Part 11 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Warhound Domestication Guide by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, hdg - Fandom, Human Domestication Guide
07 Apr 2026
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hound is the best mech pilot that Talonhawk Mercenary Company has to offer. hound knows why hound fights. hound doesn't fight for fame or glory or money. hound fights for Handler. hound is Handler's loyal hound of war. hound doesn't always know what hound should do, but hound is so thankful that Handler is always there to help hound know.
Set in The Human Domestication Guide Universe, 18+ only.
https://humandomestication.guide/Inspired by Warhound and Dog of War.
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- Part 12 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Obedience School Theater; or A Normal Xenoveterinary Visit Where No Brain Surgery Occurs by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
03 Sep 2024
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You are a floret in the affini compact, and all you want is to be a good puppy for Mommy. Today, Mommy is taking you the vet!
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- Part 13 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Oral Fixation by AshInBloom for Maya (Oral Fixation)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
13 Sep 2024
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You are a floret with an oral fixation, and it's time to take your medicine. And damn, do you love taking your medicine.
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- Part 14 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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You are a ward in the Affini Compact. You can't take their poison! They call it medicine, but they just want to domesticate you and you can't let that happen!
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- Part 15 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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My Special Girl by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
09 Nov 2024
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Tobias Murdock was, by all outward appearances, docile for a newly rescued Terran. Despite some societal associations with a few ferals who had already found their way into the loving vines of a few lucky affini, Tobias didn’t seem to have a feral bone in his body. The fact that Canephora devoted so much time to tracking his movements might even be considered dereliction of duty by some of her colleagues. But this was more important than tracking down some impotent ferals.
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- Part 16 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Kitten is a draftee in a cosmic navy she hates. when two handsome alien plant husbands rescue her, she falls for thier charms very fast. a happy sweet triangle results.
a soft, fluffy ace kinky love story in the Human Domestication Guide universe.
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- Part 17 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Junebug Domestication Guide by AshInBloom, Mindcrank
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
13 Nov 2024
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June Picea, third bloom, goes to a domestication center.
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- Part 18 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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You are an independent terran living aboard the Cymbidium, an Affini Compact vessel. Your close friend, who had a pretty bad drinking problem back in the Cosmic Navy, has been hitting their flask pretty hard lately. You decide you'd better talk to them about it.
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- Part 19 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Born to Run, Bound to Heel by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
26 Mar 2026
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Cory Kàfkore is a runner. He’s been running all his life. Running away from bullies, away from home, away from responsibility, even away from himself. So what does Cory do when the Affini arrive on his doorstep? He does what he does best: he runs.
But nobody can outrun their fate.
And Cory was always bound to get caught.
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- Part 20 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Whispers in the Dark by AshInBloom for nova
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
27 Feb 2025
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Some sophonts prefer the sound of waves lapping at a shore. Others, the soft humming of a hypermetric engine. Genty babbling brooks. But to me, nothing is more calming than the sound of my floret, fast asleep.
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- Part 21 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories