be gay, do crime, stay hydrated 2025
Series Metadata
Listing Series
-
Tags
Summary
“What's it this time? Vampires again, or-” His eyes opened, and he stood face to face with neon green, flowery wallpaper. Gerry blinked. “Well, that's new. Not very well hidden for a hiding spot, huh?”
“Whoever said I wanted to stay hidden?” Gerard startled. The voice was familiar – twisted in a way to make it nigh unrecognisable, but heartachingly familiar even in its spiraling distortion.
or,
Being dead kind of really sucks a lot. Maybe some company can make it tolerable?
Series
- Part 1 of be gay, do crime, stay hydrated 2025
-
Tags
Summary
"Still, she warmed up to you quite quickly. It's very romantic, wouldn't you say?" Miko paused, laughing as if she thought of something funny. "In my business, you would describe it as 'Enemies to Lovers'."
Ei did tense, this time. She must have let her guard down, now that the conversation had pivoted to a topic that felt like a soothing balm on Ei's heart. "She is not my lover, Miko. We are merely ... friends, I believe." And even that title already felt like a leap of faith, in Ei's mouth. She did not know if her affections were requited, after all.
Miko seemed to have no such hangups as she laughed. "Friends, Ei? That's quite the tame word to describe your relationship. I know the kinds of feelings you harbor for her, it would do you good to be more honest."
or,
Kokomi is late to a completely-platonic-and-definitely-not-a-date meeting with Ei, and Ei worries. Yae Miko talks some sense into her old friend.
Series
- Part 2 of be gay, do crime, stay hydrated 2025
-
Tags
Summary
“I brought the nail polish. Is black as an accent colour okay?” Georgie asked quietly, leaning in so her breath brushed against Melanie's lips.
Melanie laughed, closing the small space to press a kiss to Georgie's mouth, and they both got lost in the feeling of each other for a moment before Georgie turned away with an exaggerated huff, bottles clinking as she set the nail polish down.
“So?” She asked again.
“Yes, baby, black is just fine,” Melanie sighed.
or,
Georgie and Melanie spend a nice, quiet evening together after Melanie makes it out of the Institute. Eventually, Melanie asks Georgie to paint her nails for her. What else could she do but comply? They're lesbian, they're soft, they're in love. What else can I say.
Series
- Part 3 of be gay, do crime, stay hydrated 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Daisy opened her eyes slowly. She looked … very tired. Had she been having trouble sleeping? Of course she had been, how could she not?
Weak, Basira didn't intend to think. It wasn't a negative thought, not necessarily. A statement of fact – certainly not a pleasant fact, but not an insult.
What made it an insult was the way Basira felt about it. She didn't mean to. Daisy was- Daisy was her friend. Her- Her partner. It wasn't fair to think negatively of her weakness, she should want to be there for her. To help her.
Basira didn't. She just wanted her to be better.
or,
The Buried changed Daisy. Daisy thinks it's for the better, Basira doesn't. She just wants the woman she knew back.
Series
- Part 4 of be gay, do crime, stay hydrated 2025
-
'cause i think i've fallen in love this time by spidthespider
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
Sasha did not get crushes. It was simply not a thing that happened, ever, not even when she was fourteen and everyone was getting crushes. She convinced herself, twice, that what she felt for her best friends must be love, but in hindsight realised that it was simply platonic affection.
So what she was feeling for Tim now couldn't possibly be a crush. Even as it fluttered in her chest as she watched him joke around with Jon from across the room.
or,
Sasha had never had a crush before. It was just not something that happened to her. So when her cheeks warm every time she sees Tim and she gets the urge to hold his hand and kiss him softly whenever he's being himself, it couldn't possibly be a crush. But what if it was?
Series
- Part 5 of be gay, do crime, stay hydrated 2025
-
coming out the closet (literally) by spidthespider
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
Martin was just about to call out, scream, yell, something- When he saw that one of the larger filing cabinets seemed to have been cleared out, with boxes of unsorted statements piled in front of the closed door that Martin knew for a fact were supposed to be inside of that cabinet.
Something shifted inside again.
Martin frowned. Okay- so whoever – whatever – was in there was smaller than Martin, because they – it – wouldn't fit into a filing cabinet otherwise. That was doable. Martin grabbed one of the fire extinguishers they still kept around and hoisted into his arms, ready to use it as a weapon. He could do this, he could defend Jon- the archives.
or,
Jon likes to hide away in small, dark spaces when he's stressed, and he's stressed a lot these days. Martin's presence helps, though.
Series
- Part 6 of be gay, do crime, stay hydrated 2025