chufies series!!/(・ × ・)\
Series Metadata
Listing Series
-
paper orchids dyed in my love for you by toyaglazercushesmyson
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Lifesteal SMP, others are mentioned - Fandom, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
16 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
“What about him? I’m not in love with Wifies, dude.” He’s confused on how Parrot came to the conclusion that he liked him, especially when, despite coming a long way from fighting over him at the start of their friendship, they still bicker quite a lot.
“Really? Sorry, it just really looked like you had crushes on each other. You two would be a cute couple. Like, he’s all non-chalant and stuff and you’re super loud and everywhere, but you two still match each other’s freak.” He comments casually.
Derapchu is left gawking because for some insane reason, the birdbrain is right about the last part. Wifies does compliment his personality extremely well, despite his calm demeanor.
It clouds his mind, the pure notion of a guy like Wifies being in love with him.
Series
- Part 1 of chufies series!!/(・ × ・)\
-
a neon avian's guide to making thirty dollars by toyaglazercushesmyson
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
28 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
“Bro, genuinely they have crushes on each other. Like, I’m not even joking. Wifies keeps getting chalant around him, and Derapchu gets all sappy. The thing is, neither of them have the guts to confess.”
Spoke stays quiet for a few seconds, then starts nodding. “Lowkey, that makes sense. I just thought it was how their friendship worked, to be honest. Like, it’s probably never going to happen, but they’d be cute, I guess.”
“Who’d be cute?” Flame startles Parrot from behind because he wasn’t paying attention, and he almost screams.
Spoke pops some food in his mouth. “Wifies and Derapchu are gay for each other and he wants them to get together.”
Series
- Part 2 of chufies series!!/(・ × ・)\
-
Should I fear the dark if I can walk hand-in-hand with you? by toyaglazercushesmyson
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
10 May 2026
Tags
Summary
It’s got dark squiggles and blots of black paint on it, courtesy of Squiddo in remembrance of the haunted houses they go to every year. There’s a box of tissues, a few fidget toys from the dollar store, and a pack of candy, all refilled when he goes to pick up groceries. He tosses his laptop in it too, just in case.
The reason why he has such a thing is… unfortunate. He loves the bag, but every time he looks at it, his chest tightens as do his fists. He really should change bags before he stops associating the thing with Squiddo, and instead, Derapchu’s failed relationships.
Or, a story about focusing on fixing the present instead of worrying about the future, featuring a scarily-nonchalant insecure Harvard student and a highschool dropout in his off-brand blue pikachu hoodie.
Series
- Part 3 of chufies series!!/(・ × ・)\
