15 Works in Alternate Universe - Dateables Are Not Objects (Date Everything!)

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    When Eddie gets wasted, truly wasted, he is…not himself. He gets to a point where he needs to fuck someone, or he will die trying. So Volt helps him, knowing every time Eddie will forget in the morning.

    Volt cries. Eddie laughs.

    And Eddie remembers.

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    His hands tremble, and he turns away from Volt, the disgust at himself for even thinking this time would be different and guilt for putting him through this colliding in his chest. “Don’t do that, Volt. We can’t, you know we can’t.”

    [a band au drabble]

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    12
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    99
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    A party that makes everything the two of you have been bottling up explode.

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    17
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    3
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    201
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    The tuba was his first love. Hector spends every Friday evening playing in the local community orchestra in his city, where he shies away from attention (save a few friends') but delights in pouring dedication into his music. Behind the brass, the air poured from his lungs finally gains meaning, and playing in the lower register makes him feel… dependable. Essential.

    Then one day, he meets his second. You walk in, instrument in hand, and he curses himself for his irrationally immediate interest in you. And you notice the cute tubist peeking out at you from behind the metal, and little sticky notes with saccharine words find their way in between your sheet music.

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    "Guess who found their tour opener!"

    "Please tell me it's not the 5 men named Hank."

    "...It's the 5 men named Hank."

    or

    An AU in which the reader is a popular musician and The Hanks are an up-and-coming band (recently picked up by the music label Red Bowl)! An amazing first show convinces you to take them with you on tour and under your wing, watching as they flourish in the music industry- and your relationship flourishes behind the scenes.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    175
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,000
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    But this light. This light is astounding. It kisses heat and oxygen and licks the whole building up in a blaze of glory. Wooden beams clatter to the ground as the entire thing comes down.

    This sorry excuse of antiquated property still gave him the nasty shivers. Even as the flames swallow it hole. Volt can almost make out the collapse of his childhood bedroom, robotic and grey. But now, in its vermillion magnificence, it’s just the most dazzling burn.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    288
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    when Chance gives you a juvenile note, saying you have a secret admirer, you’ve no choice but to wait for your admirer with Parker.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    239
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    You’d never believed in mermaids before until one was staring you right in the face, sky-blue eyes peering into your own.

    or

    Your summer changes very quickly after you fall into the bay near your house.

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    2/?
    Comments:
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    94
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    21
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    Jean Loo had always hoped he would make it big one day. Though after gaining and losing it all, those dreams were starting to fade and so were majority of his connections. Until an annoying coworker decided to ask (beg) him to hang out with them for one Saturday.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    400
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    Curt gets sick, Rod gives him a little TLC to make him feel better !! TLC in question is sex in the butt though

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    230
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    “Jean Loo Pissoir, hear that name as you choke–”

    Those siren stories were simply just fiction, mythology, really, it wasn’t anything that big of a deal, and yet…

    “Thinkin’ fishies sing sweetly, but he thinks they croak!”

    …This is a far cry from the beautiful singing that Sam had told you, you had envisioned more of a gentle, somber song that filled your ears, lulling you to peace; This was more similar to that of a knee to the stomach and a migraine alongside it.

    Or, after losing your job and having nothing else to do, you set out on sea. You just so happen to encounter a crapping siren. The aftermath is better than you expected.

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    88
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    You've been a perpetual shut-in for years, which has only gotten worse since getting your job at Valdivian. The inside of your house is just much safer than the outside. But, Sam, your only friend at this point, is having none of it after not seeing you for so long. So, she helps you dip your toes into the water of going out, making friends and experiencing the world. And maybe you learn the outside world isn't so bad, either.

    Language:
    English
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    17,245
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    27
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    177
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3,014
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    Blah blah blah, proper name, place name backstory stuff. I know what the people need and I intend to give it to you this is for a friend on TikTok @beeznutt, go check out their cowboy Eddie artwork. It’s been a minute since I’ve done this so please be patient with any spelling mistakes or questionable grammar!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
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    83
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,138
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    Jean Loo Pissoir is a rather popular rap (or, attempting to token the term ‘crap’) artist. He is good at what he does, talented, and he knows it. He returns to his home town, to the club he started out in, the Breaker Box.

    He meets Johnny Splash, an amateur singer with a great voice but awful pacing and no lyrical flow. It’s crap (and not the cool kind). But the man himself manages to charm the rapper into giving him a tip (or two).

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,510
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    You reveal to the group you've never had a date. Mitchell Linn is on the case!

    Language:
    English
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    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    950

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