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The Swear Toad Invasion by call-me-artemis-fowl (BreezeTellsTales)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
07 Sep 2025
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Swear Toads invade LEP Headquarters!
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- Part 7 of Fowltember 2025
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- English
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- 372
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- 1/1
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- 2
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Drabbles for FowlTember! Updates everyday!
Day 1: Birthday ✔️
Day 2: Game ✔️
Day 3: Kiss ✔️ -
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There has never been a single moment where Artemis hasn't recognized Holly. Not even death could take that from him
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Artemis is reading the book when Juliet came in.
Fowltember day 6: the bookSeries
- Part 6 of Fowltember 2025
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"Gold didn't help me in the Arctic."Artemis stiffens at the hidden rebuke, but snaps out, "It paid for the best doctors in all of Europe to keep you alive."
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Artemis Fowl II's various birthdays and a conversation with his father.
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Artemis reflects on the importance of what he has now.
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At first time at anything is never going to be perfect, don't let Artemis trick you into believing he's an exception to that rule. Sometimes even the great Artemis has no clue what's going on.
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Fools' Paradise - Surprises seldom come alone by Laeliana
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
06 Sep 2025
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From: Eliana
To: the world (above and below the surface)
Subject: an update on Artemis and Minerva
Unwilling to spend New Year's Eve in Haven after a breakup with Trouble, Holly decides to accept Artemis and Minerva's invitation to the surface. She thought it a good idea. She was wrong, and especially not ready to how many surprises could fit in three days.Series
- Part 8 of Fools' Paradise
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Fools' Paradise - Capodanno con chi vuoi by Laeliana
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
06 Sep 2025
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Da: Eliana
A: il resto del mondo (sopra e sotto la superficie)
Oggetto: Aggiornamento su Artemis e Minerva
Non volendo trascorrere il capodanno a Cantuccio dopo aver litigato con Grana, Spinella decide di accettare l'invito di Artemis e Minerva. Le era parsa una buona idea. Si sbagliava. Dopotutto, quante sorprese possono saltar fuori in tre giorni?Series
- Part 8 of Fools' Paradise (italian)
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- Italiano
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- 25,278
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- 6/9
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LEP Crunchball League by call-me-artemis-fowl (BreezeTellsTales)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
05 Sep 2025
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Holly Short stormed down the hallway.
“Is…” Lili said slowly to no one in particular. “Is she good?”
“She’s mad she doesn’t get to participate in the Crunchball League,” an elf behind her said. Lilli turned around to see one of the Retrieval elves–Trouble Kelp, if she recalled correctly.
“Ah,” Lili said.written for Fowltember day 5: sports
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- Part 5 of Fowltember 2025
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With the Honmoon sealed and his people starving, Gwi-Ma must finish a plan nearly 30 years in the making, despite both sides working against him and each other.
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Minesweeper on a phone by call-me-artemis-fowl (BreezeTellsTales)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
04 Sep 2025
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Artemis turned around his desk chair and sat in it. Sinclair stood awkwardly a few feet into the room, the door still ajar behind him.
“You can close the door,” Artemis said drily. “I don’t bite.”
“I’m sure you say that to all the people whose blood you suck,” Sinclair said and then his eyes widened. “I’m sorry–I didn’t mean–”
“Just shut the door,” Artemis told him, resisting the urge to roll his eyes.OR
Artemis has a classmate who wants to make a deal
written for day four of fowltember!Series
- Part 4 of Fowltember 2025
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- English
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- 826
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Juliet is the sun by call-me-artemis-fowl (BreezeTellsTales)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
03 Sep 2025
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Artemis can't make it to a date with Minerva, so Juliet takes his place.
Written for Fowltember day three: kissesSeries
- Part 3 of Fowltember 2025
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"Things had to change. His father would be watching soon, hoping that Artemis would make the right choices. And if he didn't, Artemis Senior would quite possibly take those choices away from him." - Excerpt from Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code.
After one of Artemis's schemes once again puts him - and his friends and family - in danger, Artemis Senior and his wife decide enough is enough. They will not continue to enable their son's bad decisions, and ask for some external help in teaching Artemis how to grow up and take responsibility for himself.
But Artemis has made quite a few enemies up til now, and they have their own goals involving Artemis.
Without his usual resources, Artemis is stuck relying on the last people he wants to work with to keep him alive.
Fic entirely pre-written, updates every Tuesday till complete.
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Frond-opoly by call-me-artemis-fowl (BreezeTellsTales)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
03 Sep 2025
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The gang plays Monopoly together.
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- Part 2 of Fowltember 2025
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FandomTales by Official_Disney_Princess
Fandoms: crossover - Fandom, DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), The Cuphead Show! (Cartoon), Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
02 Sep 2025
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I'm not gonna be fancy about it. This is DuckTales retold with characters from my hyperfixations. Hope you enjoy, anyway!
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- Part 1 of FandomTales: A DuckTales Parody
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Fowltember Day 1- Birthday [Blue Lips] by Insomniaccrow
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
02 Sep 2025
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"He took a step
But then felt tired
He said, I'll rest
A little while
But when he tried
To walk again
He wasn't
A child
And all the people hurried past
Real fast and no one ever smiled"
-Regina Spektor's song Blue LipsYou know me, I live off angst. A small twist on the idea of a birthday fic, also addressing the emotional effects of the time lost in the time tunnel.
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Navy and Star Filled Skies by yourdeargatsby
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, The Inheritance Games - Jennifer Lynn Barnes
02 Sep 2025
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Gifts were on the island across from him, things he had no necessary need for. A book from the 17th century that only two copies existed of from Minerva, An ancient manuscript from the middle ages from his parents, each unwrapped carefully along the seams, a real difficult task with Juliet’s poor wrapping skills but still accomplished regardless.
There was only one left, that had arrived midday through the exclusive mail, with no return sender. The cardboard was brown, and the small box inside was wrapped with the dark navy blue that seemed to be often associated with Artemis.
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Artemis received an anonymous gift for his birthday, with no name attached. He appreciated it more than he should.
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- Part 6 of HMS Graytemis
- Part 1 of Fowltember 2025
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ROOT: Birthday one shot by A-Username-lol (Cloverisnonexistantbro)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
02 Sep 2025
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Allan had randomly discovered that his little internet “friend” JYM-N-E, or JYM for short, has a birthday on the first of September. He thought it to be a good team building exercise and a way to get everyone out and about to throw a little underground picnic.
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- Part 1 of R.O.O.T.
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Happy Birthday To Our Favourite Mudboy! by ichockedonapeanutbutterandjamsanwich
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
01 Sep 2025
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Fowltember 2025 day 1
Prompt: birthdayIts Artemis's birthday! He doesn't want a party. His parents host one anyways!
Takes place inbetween books 2 and 3 but I fucked with the time lime a lil but not too much
Also takes place in an au where they're all friends and no one dies and they're all happy <3